Chapter 57 [This kid, you have to smoke!] 】
Cheng Chuxue's words are easy to reveal secrets.
The ministers present were slightly stunned, Li Xiaogong suddenly chuckled, and said loudly: "It's right for the Cheng family girl to call her mother, I remember that she was raised by her younger siblings when she was a child, and it's not wrong to call her mother, brother and sister, you are the princess, according to the specifications, you can be called a mother......"
Speaking of this, he closed his mouth directly, as if he was afraid that he would lose too much, so he changed the topic as soon as he changed the topic, stared at Cheng Yanjin and scolded: "You bastard, what kind of prestige are you playing, we are invited by you to come here today to see your child's new industry, we don't want to see you play prestige, Datang is not your turn to play prestige." ”
Cheng biting Jin habitually wanted to fight back, and suddenly realized that Li Xiaogong was helping himself, the old goblin hurriedly looked up to the sky and waved his hand proudly: "Look at it casually, look at it casually, after reading it, my Cheng family is going to make a fortune." ”
As he spoke, he stretched out his hand and pointed at Li Xiaogong, and introduced to Li Yun: "Remember this face, recognize this person, and stay away from him in the future, this bad old man is very bad." ”
Li Yun was puzzled.
Lao Cheng glanced at him and continued to introduce: "His name is Li Xiaogong, and he is known as the King of Hejian County, although he is a prince, he is a very bastard, doll, you must polish your eyes a little brighter in the future, otherwise you may have to suffer his loss at any time." Especially his nieces and granddaughters, try not to meet if you can......"
Li Xiaogong was furious, stared at Lao Cheng and said, "Cheng Zhijie, do you want to be shameless." ”
Lao Cheng snorted twice, suddenly glared back, and said, "Do you still need to ask?" Who doesn't know that we are all the way? ”
Li Xiaogong's face was bulging.
Li Yun moved in his heart, bowed to Li Xiaogong, and secretly paid attention: "It's very good, it turns out that this is Li Xiaogong, according to the historical records, the entire south of the Tang Dynasty was laid down by him, and this person is the first prince with great power during the Zhenguan period." Holding the power of the army, the royal family ranks first. ”
Lao Cheng saw him salute Li Xiaogong, and suddenly felt a little worried, he thought that Li Yun didn't understand his advice, so he hurriedly said again: "Doll, you don't need to respect him, although this guy is a prince, he likes to do things that are disrespectful to the old." ”
Li Yun glanced at him and didn't speak.
Lao Cheng suddenly came to his senses, his face was rough, and he said solemnly: "Doll, the old man also wants to apologize to you, as an elder, I made a sneak attack, which is really inappropriate." ”
said that he really gave up his hand, and wanted to give Li Yun a trick according to etiquette.
Li Yun didn't dare to bear it, so he hurriedly hid to the side, although he still had some anger in his heart, but after all, his anger gradually subsided, and he avoided it from a distance: "I'm also at fault, my temper is too impulsive." Cheng Chuxue is a woman, I shouldn't be like her. ”
Lao Cheng smashed his mouth, suddenly hehe chuckled twice, squeezed his eyebrows and said: "It's okay, it's okay, you have to see it, how about it, little guy, is it cool to hit my daughter's ass just now?" ”
As soon as these words came out, everyone rolled their eyes in unison.
Li Shimin walked to the side with a black face, pretending not to know such a faceless and skinless person.
Li Yun was also a little stunned, looking at Cheng Yanjin blankly, and unconsciously had a thought in his heart, feeling that it was really amazing that this old rascal could marry the daughter of the Cui family.
Lao Cheng is faceless and skinless, and others really can't imitate it.
You say he's vulgar, he has calculations at every step, you say he's shrewd, how can there be such a father in the world? It's not cool to beat my daughter's ass, even if it's left in an extremely open future life, I can't say it.
Li Yun sighed lightly, he suddenly felt that it was not good for him to hug Lao Cheng's thighs, this old guy has no bottom limit in doing things, maybe he will have to pit himself one day.
He thought so in his heart, and he unconsciously wanted to move under his feet.
Unexpectedly, Lao Cheng suddenly stretched out his hand and grabbed him, and said facelessly: "Little guy, where to hide?" My baby girl's ass has been touched by you, tomorrow hurry up to find a matchmaker to kiss, if you come late, don't blame the old man for being mad, ahhahaha, we will be a family from now on......"
Li Yun's eyes were straight, and he was stunned and speechless,
Over there, Xue Qiao's face was flushed, and the girl was angry that her father was out of tune, and angry that Li Yun had beaten her just now, so she stomped her foot suddenly, and swore angrily: "Even if I marry a pig and a dog, I will not marry this big liar." Just now the two of us were fighting, and this guy actually hit me......"
Lao Cheng glared at his daughter, and said indifferently: "It's just an ass, what a big deal, when you get married in the future, the young couple will not have to roll out of the same bed." ”
Cheng Chuxue wowed, threw herself into the arms of the eldest grandson and cried, can make a girl angry like this, Lao Cheng, the absolute first person in the world to be a father.
At this time, someone finally couldn't stand Lao Cheng's face, but saw a yellow-faced man suddenly stand up, fly up with a kick, and kick hard, Lao Cheng was just about to fight back, and suddenly saw who it was, but when he heard a muffled sound, Lao Cheng was directly kicked out five or six steps.
The yellow-faced man's eyes widened angrily, and he scolded sharply: "Cheng Zhijie, let me get out of here and reflect on it, let me see you messing around in front of the juniors in the future, be careful that I beat you so that you can't get out of bed for three months." ”
Lao Cheng snorted twice, rolled his eyes and didn't bare his teeth, just muttered in his mouth, and said very unpleasantly: "Reflect on it, reflect on it, why are you beating people?" Second brother, you are too angry, and my younger brother is not as knowledgeable as you. ”
The yellow-faced man's face is purple.
Li Yun's heart moved, and he vaguely guessed who it was.
Looking at the entire Tang Dynasty, there are only two or three people who can make Cheng bite the gold without baring his teeth after beating Cheng Biting Jin, one is Li Shimin, the other is Mrs. Cheng, and the last person is famous, and it is Qin Shubao, who is loyal and righteous in Shandong.
This person must be Qin Shubao.
Sure enough, after the yellow-faced man beat Lao Cheng away, he turned his face and stared straight at Li Yun, and after a long time, the prince nodded and said lightly: "Doll, good!" ”
No more words, stuffy gourd.
……
At this time, there was a lot of trouble, and there was a fight, and a group of bigwigs stood quietly in place, not knowing how to introduce themselves for a while. Originally, Cheng Biting Jin was supposed to speak out as an introducer, but he was beaten aside by Qin Qiong for introspection.
Fortunately, there is Cheng Chumo!
Xiaobawang is good at chatting to death, but he is also good at enlivening the scene, because this thing doesn't know how to read words and emotions at all, and he can't see this kind of thing at all.
This guy suddenly took a few steps forward, and looked at Li Yundao with a longing face: "Master, do we compare the two of us when it comes to riding a pig?" ”
Xiaobawang is still thinking about playing.
Li Yun looked at everyone a little shyly, coughed with a red face, and reprimanded: "The eldest son of the dignified Guogong Mansion, this matter is a joke when it spreads. Pig riding? What pig to ride? Killing pigs, cooking ......"
"Oh!"
Xiaobawang agreed, and his tone was very disappointed.
However, although he was very eager to play, he listened to Li Yun's words very much. Li Yun said to kill pigs and cook, this kid really carried a knife and was ready to do it.
The ministers present were amazed.
The doll of the Cheng family has always been very iron-headed, no matter which elder preaches it, he has to say a sentence, but he can't imagine that he will be convinced and changed by a teenager now, and look at this well-behaved posture like a good child.
"It is said that the tree is big and straightforward, this doll is still good!"
It's a pity that everyone was just about to praise them, and suddenly their faces changed dramatically.
There is no other reason than to see one thing. But seeing that the kid of the Cheng family was carrying a short knife in his hand, he was stunned and rushed towards a big fat pig again.
At first, he snorted, and then sat down suddenly while the pig was not paying attention, and the short knife in his hand slashed down, and in an instant he opened the scoop for the fat pig.
This scene, how familiar it looks.
Why don't you have a lot of brains?
Didn't you know about the binding before you killed the pig?
Li Shimin suddenly remembered something, and suddenly rushed to the side of the eldest grandson empress, and said urgently: "Look... If it's dangerous to watch, get out of the way quickly......"
The words did not fall, but listening to the earth-shaking sound of killing pigs, the fat pig ran up in pain and went crazy.
On top of the fat pig, a young man with thick eyebrows and big eyes laughed, holding a knife and dancing: "Master, master, look, it's not that I want to ride a pig, it's that it wants to run by itself, you wait for a while, and I'll go back when it hits the tree." ”
Everyone looked at each other.
The eldest grandson was so frightened by the fat pig's charging posture that his face turned pale, and he didn't pat his chest until the fat pig ran far away, and said with palpitations: "This kid, you have to smoke it......"
Li Shimin thought so.
Everyone present nodded.