Chapter 19 "The Biography of Yin, I"

"Whether it's a mule or a horse, just pull it out and slip around!" With a wave of his hand, he waved the mess out of his mind. "It's almost dawn, Old Man Shen hurry up and make up for sleep."

"You're still going out?" As soon as he pouted his buttocks, Shen Hai knew what shit he was going to pull, and the two pairs of old eyebrows frowned: "It's going to leave at dawn, so let's go to sleep quickly." ”

"I'll just sleep in the carriage then." How can you sleep if you haven't avenged your revenge? Picking up a touch of cruelty, he said, "Master Su and I went out for a trip, that's all." ”

"Hmm." Su Yan was obligated to do so, nodded and said, "Old man Shen, you are too worried, there is an old man." It's okay! ”

Looking at the leisurely bastard boy, Shen Hai said to Su Yan that he had no choice: "Then bother Old Man Su." ”

"Old man Shen, are you still polite to me?" Shaking his head and laughing, Su Yan turned around and said, "Uncle, where are you going?" Go ahead. ”

"Hey, hey, hey......" lewdly raised his shoulders and smiled, thinking of tomorrow's scene, Ah Zhen was suddenly so happy that even the fart that collapsed was crooked.

"At the age of eight, I peeked in the mirror, and my long eyebrows were already able to draw. At the age of ten, he went to the green, and Hibiscus was used as a skirt. Twelve learned to play the kite, and the silver armor was never unloaded. Fourteen Tibetans and six relatives, Hang Zhi is still unmarried. Fifteen weeping spring breeze, the back swing ......"

In a particularly good mood, he walked to the South Street in the middle of the night, and walked with Shen Yue while groaning. When I arrived outside the door of the study, the bloody mouth was even more cracked behind my ear.

Knock Knock Knock ......

When the middle-aged shopkeeper heard this knock on the door, the thief's black eyes purred, and his heart was extremely weak: "Who ......?"

This false sound of doing all the bad things made the blood basin mouth that was originally only cracked to the root of the ear directly cracked to the back of the head.

"It's me, open the door." Are you so weak-hearted?

Call! Hearing that it was Aunt Su's voice, the middle-aged shopkeeper's heart fell back into his stomach, and he unlocked the latch of the door, and after opening the door, the thief's neck stretched out outside the door to look left and right, and then hurriedly said: "Aunt Su, hurry up...... Hey? This...... Who is this old man? ”

"Don't be nervous." Calm and relaxed, he patted his weak shoulder unhurriedly, and said with peace of mind: "It's my own person, it's okay." ”

"That's good, that's good." Calming down, the middle-aged shopkeeper hurriedly invited the two into the fast, and after closing the door, he wiped the sweat stains and said happily: "Aunt Su, all fifty copies are printed, cut and planted, and you only need to punch holes and thread them." ”

"Hmm." Satisfied, he walked to the desk under the ghostly lamp, picked up a large stack of pages that had been punched out of the line, and urged: "It will be dawn in another morning, hurry up and get it." ”

"Then Aunt Su will sit down first, and within three moments, these fifty books will come out." The shopkeeper couldn't help himself with joy, and he didn't dare to let the sweat continue to overflow.

Knowing what this money-greedy shopkeeper was excited about, Ah Zhenqiao, who was smiling deeply, sat on the chair, bored and flipped through his own yin book, looking at Yin Yin and others together, his crotch unconsciously rising.

The middle-aged shopkeeper who specializes in this line of work is extremely fast, and his fingers seem to be alive, and he is tied tightly when he hooks and wraps around the small booklet fly. As time ticked by, the Yin family biography on the sandalwood purple cover on the desk was stacked higher and higher, and it was not until the last book was tied that the middle-aged shopkeeper raised his sleeve to wipe off the layers of hot sweat on his forehead.

"Aunt Su, fifty volumes are complete." With his hand pressed on the purple seal stacked on the table, the middle-aged man exhaled a breath of completion of the task.

"Okay." Ah Zhen couldn't help himself with excitement, stood up and patted the fifty yin books on his chest, and praised loudly: "Thanks to the professionalism of the shopkeeper, I can complete this almost impossible thing in such a short time." ”

"Where, where." The middle-aged shopkeeper shook his head again and again, and then said cautiously: "Don't reveal tonight's matter." ”

"Don't worry." Holding up the stack of yin albums, Ah Zhen smiled and said, "Please also ask the shopkeeper to take out the carved rows." ”

"This ......" originally wanted to keep it, change the name to make a fortune, but I didn't expect Aunt Su to be so shrewd, and the middle-aged shopkeeper's face instantly worried.

Knowing what this greedy palm was thinking, Ah Zhen hooked the corners of his mouth and said that it was a matter of interest: "The shopkeeper's idea is not appropriate, tomorrow these fifty volumes will shock the whole city, no matter how you modify the content, it will not help, according to the right, tonight's matter will be a living matter." After a pause, he smiled and threatened: "I have Su Mansion, but what about you?" If the Yin Mansion is entangled in life and death, I am afraid that you will die in extreme pain. ”

Listening to him, the middle-aged shopkeeper had a white face and a white corpse, and he didn't dare to be clever anymore, so he turned around and went back to the inner room, took out a large stack of engravings and said: "What Aunt Su said is reasonable, this thing can't be kept." "Money can be earned, and when life is gone, there is nothing.

"Old man Su." Transferring the lighter yin book in his hand to Su Yan, Ah Zhen immediately took over the large stack of stereotypes, and said with a smile: "When I walked out of the door, the two of us began to not know each other, you continue to do business, and I continue to be an uncle." ”

"Okay, Aunt Su, you go slowly." The middle-aged shopkeeper was relieved by his words, and after opening the door, he bowed down and said: "If there is anything in the future, the little ones are willing to follow the work of dogs and horses." ”

"Hmm." stopped talking, immediately stepped out of the door, and led Old Man Su to stride towards the house.

Su Yan was confused, and he was excited in the dark, and asked suspiciously: "Uncle, what are these things?" ”

"Don't ask. Come! Hurriedly turning into the alley of the jade road in front of the Su Gate, Ah Zhen begged: "Old man Yan, I want to ask you for help with something." ”

"Oh!" Seeing that he was so cautious, Su Yan suddenly became cautious, and said in a low voice: "But it doesn't hurt to say it." ”

"Throw these books in your hand into the courtyard of the five largest and most luxurious green buildings." Holding the stereotype in both hands, he pointed to the yin book he was holding in both hands with his chin, squinted and said: "Remember, don't let people see your appearance, ten copies of each Qinglou." ”

"Matter?" Looking down at the three "Yin family biographies" in writing, Su Yan said with some clarity: "Something to do with the Yin Mansion in Hangzhou?" ”

"Yes, do it quickly. After sending it off, go and rest, you don't have to tell me, understand? ”

"Okay." Looking at his treacherous look, Su Yan is duty-bound. Yin Mansion? Hum! When you meet this chaotic demon seed in front of you, let alone the Yin Mansion, even the Heavenly Mansion will have to collapse.

In response, Su Yan gathered his energy in the air, as fast as light, and disappeared into the dark night sky in the blink of an eye.

Still listening to Old Man Su's speech, Ah Zhen brushed the corners of his eyes, and the thief brain was stunned left and right, thinking that he didn't even blink his eyes, why did Old Man Su disappear?

"I'm going to ......" turned around and couldn't see Old Man Su, Ah Zhen's eyes and chin fell to the ground, it was hard to believe that this Old Man Su had disappeared out of thin air.

The long night was almost over, and the Yingyan of the Qinglou Gou Courtyard accompanied the benefactors to be tired and entangled, and suddenly ......

The lights in the lobby of the larger and more luxurious Qinglou were still on, and the door that was originally closed suddenly broke the latch, and inside the open door, a ghostly figure dragged a long shadow quickly past the bed, and then disappeared.

"Bang ......"

"Bang ......"

"Bang ......"

"Ah......h

"Huh?"

"Ah......h

The Qinglou, which ushered in the ghost, screamed and stacked for a while, and saw the invisible warblers and swallows covering their bare breasts and screaming loudly.

"What's going on? What's going on? Awakened by the scream, the old bustard tilted his temples and hurriedly ran into the room of the head of the Oiran, and was relieved to see that although his daughter was shocked on her face, she was unharmed.

"Mom, there's ...... There is a ghost ......" The head of the Drunken Ling Pavilion was pitiful and discolored, and hugged the arm of the man next to him in fear, and I cried pitifully: "Okay...... It's terrible, Young Master Su is terrible. ”

"Good! Don't be afraid, don't be afraid. Where would Su Yuyang believe in this kind of ghost and god thing, playfully opened the book "Yin Biography" specially sent by someone, and just turned the first page, his eyes were bigger than a cow's eyes.

Xiang Pian, who wanted to win mercy, saw that the man next to him was indifferent, and turned his eyes around him with tears and grievances, and saw that he was looking at the book in his hand intently, and looked curiously at the book he was looking at.

"Ah......" Seeing the shameful girl who was pressed down by three big men, Xiang Lian covered her mouth and screamed softly, unable to believe: "This ...... This is Miss Yin......"

"Yes...... Oh, yes! Su Jingyang, who was staring at her, saw that the yin girl in the picture was Yin Yin, where could she control it. Trembling fingers rush to read the contents.

"The first time: Yin's mansion is defeated, and the young lady sells meat by catty." The nose of the ox is like a boiling kettle, and it squirts vigorously. "The second time: the orchid boudoir, the seventy-year-old man rejuvenates."

"The third time: Miss Qiao hooked under the curtain, and Zhang Dahu's soul went to Huangquan." With Su Jingyang's chatter, a yin stick in the next room also spewed white gas.

This loud third order also got the next door of the book, and then the wall, and then the next door, and countless next door, and the voices that were not willing to lag behind exploded one after another, and the yin disciples all knocked down the king of viagra, and the women around them have lost their luster, and now their new favorite is the yin miss in the book.

Burst...... Big Bang!

Explode...... Full fryer.

But it was said that the Yin family was defeated, and the dead were scattered, and Miss Yin had to be frugal and arrogant, and pulled down her body and sold herself in the Qinglou. One day, Zhang Dahu, the richest man in Nanling, passed by this building and saw its appearance, like a dead tree welcoming the spring ......"

In another green building, a large number of benefactors did not sleep in the middle of the night, everyone held the Yin family biography in their hands and walked out of the door while reading and reading, not looking at the road, only reading books, reading and reading collectively gathered around the building railing to read.

There are also benefactors of the Yin family who heard that someone was reading, and immediately did not want to be outdone, and said loudly to those benefactors who did not have a book in their hands and were curious to come out to watch: "Miss Yin is only seventeen years old, her face is lined with peach blossoms, her eyebrows turn into a crescent moon, and she has returned to spring Zhang Dahu and his Xun overnight, and she suddenly feels comfortable and smooth, and she spends a thousand gold to redeem her body and accept it as a concubine......"

When the talented benefactor read this, the other nine suddenly shouted in unison: "I am surprised that the pavilion is late, although Zhang Lang is old, he is a husband." Seventeen brides seventy lang, a tree of pear flowers pressed begonias. ”

The poem "Hahaha......" landed, and the benefactors and Yingyan, regardless of whether they had books or didn't have books, burst into laughter.

"Wonderful, wonderful...... a merry genius hugged Yingyan beside him, and urged him to take the case: "Hurry up and read it again." ”

At the request of the audience, the five people who watched the book opened their mouths and said: "Since the big family accepted Miss Yin, I don't feel that I have added four or five more illnesses to my body. ”

"The five pieces at the end?" The crowd asked urgently.

"The first waist hurts, the second eye adds tears, the third ear adds deafness, the fourth nose adds mucus, and the fifth urine adds dripping......" The person who got the book shouted in unison.

"Hahaha......" immediately caused laughter in the hall, and the talented man was overjoyed and teased to hundreds of people in the hall: "Miss Yin is really harmful!" This big family adds its five symptoms, Xuan! ”

"Miss Yin is afraid that she is going to toss this septuagenarian to death." Another benefactor also laughed very jokingly, and then urgently urged: "Hurry up and read it again......"

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