(I have a little cold and dizziness today, so it's a bit undetailed, everyone be considerate, I'll make it up in a few days.) ）

"Lao Zhu, do you want to go back now?"

Li Yi walked in the door and took a look, and found that Lao Zhu was sitting on the side to settle accounts, while Li Shimin was watching with a dark face.

"Don't worry, I haven't settled my accounts here, so I won't go back yet."

Holding a thick account book, Zhu Yuanzhang dipped his fingers in saliva, turned a page, and then asked the quartermaster to explain it to him carefully line by line, just like the mother who counts money at home.

"I haven't figured it out, I think you've been counting it for so long, why haven't you figured it out?"

Could it be that Lao Zhu's accounting skills are so poor, Li Yizai wondered if he would help him get a computer.

"No, I always feel that Lao Li has cheated me, otherwise how could my loot be so small."

He didn't raise his head, just because he suspected that the accounts had not been settled, and Li Shimin was cheating, so Lao Zhu had already repeated the calculations with the quartermaster several times.

"You are slandering, I, Li Shimin, can't do this kind of thing!"

Li Shimin resolutely refused to admit Zhu Yuanzhang's suspicions, but his fingers involuntarily clenched a little.

"Forget it, I don't care about you, you can count it slowly here."

Li Yi has been here for several days, no one to talk to, nothing to do, he is almost tired of staying, but he doesn't want to go back to Da Song's house, because the mother at home is too nagging.

"I'd better go find a new emperor, see if I find that emperor this time, you guys play slowly here."

During this time, Li Yi has been busy dealing with modern affairs and the affairs of the Tang Dynasty, and he has no time to find a few new emperors to play, but now that he is free, he can just find a few new ones.

...........

"The rice grows with seven ears, hehe, it is the auspicious rui presented by the magistrate who is repeated and unchanged, and I beat all these auspicious chapters, and then the local magistrate is also dismissed."

After glancing at this annoying thing again, Qianlong threw it directly on the ground.

"The minions obey."

Looking at the piece that fell to the ground, Futai's face showed a little sinister smile, hehe, dog, you actually gave me such a little bit of filial piety, look at how I killed you.

Some time ago, a magistrate just came to the capital, he didn't know how to find the emperor's close eunuch Futai, and then secretly asked Futai if there was any way for him to gain the emperor's favor, and honored a box of silver for a meeting gift.

Oh my God, I only gave a box of silver, how shabby you are to be my Futai, how much I want your money, who is rare in this box of silver, and you are slapping me in the face if you give such a point!

Therefore, Futai gave the local magistrate a bad suggestion, saying that you go to the emperor to offer auspiciousness, so that the emperor will definitely be happy, and then your opportunity will come.

Originally, it stands to reason that there is nothing wrong with this method, because Qianlong's ability is a good temperament, but some time ago, Qianlong just issued a holy decree, ordering that it is strictly forbidden to report "auspicious rui", and "all auspicious things in Qingyun and Jiagu are not allowed to be performed." ”

Therefore, this local magistrate can be regarded as hitting the muzzle of the gun now.

"Well, you go down first, go and help me make a cup of strong tea, and after watching the music for a day, I am a little tired."

"The minion will do it, long live you, wait a minute."

Getting up from the ground in a hurry, Futai took small steps and ran quickly to the tea room.

"Hey, these minions below, why can't they let me worry?"

Hongli stood up and walked a few steps, looked at the decoration of his study, all of which were poems and portraits written by himself, and couldn't help but touch his chin with satisfaction.

"It's boring to be idle, why don't you write a poem, little Guizi, prepare to sharpen the ink."

"Long live the master, the minion has been grinded."

Xiao Guizi stood next to the desk, helped Hongli lay out the rice paper, and slowly polished the ink with a good inkstone.

What kind of character his own emperor is Xiao Guizi has long figured out, and as soon as Hongli pouts his ass, he knows what kind of fart his emperor is putting on.

Now that I stand up and read my own poems, it is not surprising that I should be writing poems again.

Qianlong wrote more than 40,000 poems in his life, although most of them are bad poems and are produced by the assembly line, but writing so much not only depends on ability, but also on perseverance.

After a while, Qianlong immediately wrote a poem, and the author couldn't make it up, so I found a poem by Qianlong's "Reading Xiang Yuji" for all readers, so that everyone can appreciate Qianlong's level.

The deer walks in the wilderness, and the strong man chases, and the frog is purple.

Pull out the mountain and carry the Dingxing, and the tooth and sword are unswerving.

The world doesn't hear songs, and only sighs are seen in the tent.

Where are the three families in their hometown? Thousands of years of Wujiang do not wash sorrow

"Good poetry, Your Majesty, Your Majesty, you are really extraordinary, and the name of the poet should be your emperor."

Futai, who came back from serving tea, saw that his emperor had written another poem, and hurriedly praised him.

"Oh, what do you think is good, then tell me, what's good?"

What, you don't play according to the routine!

was asked by Qianlong like this, Futai immediately became dumb, how did he know what was good about this kind of assembly line product.

"Well, this, this minion has a limited level, so I can't say why."

"Hmph, a dog minion who can only be stupid and sycophant, and he doesn't know how to be flexible."

Qianlong was tired of hearing these compliments for a long time, because they all said nothing new, and they couldn't understand their true thoughts at all.

In fact, Qianlong's poetry level is not high, so how do you let everyone understand his thoughts, which made the Manchu Dynasty very blind in civil and military, but later there was a person who tickled Qianlong's heart.

This person is the famous Heshen and the Lord.

There are many theories that He Shen was favored because Qianlong saw the small red mole on He Shen's neck and thought he was his beloved woman.

In fact, this speech is a bit unreliable, and the more correct one should be that He Shen is very smart, every time Qianlong writes a poem, he can accurately guess the meaning of the poem, which makes Qianlong very happy, so patting on the back is also a very high-tech job.

"No, Your Majesty, how can the slave shoot a dragon's fart!"

"Haha, you're doing a good job now."

“。。。。。。”

Looking at Li Yi, who was standing in the corner and laughing, the three people in the room were very puzzled, where did this guy come from.

"Where are you a dog minion, you dare to laugh at the emperor, do you want to die? Wait, what about your braids? ”

Seeing that Li Yi didn't have braids on the back of his head, Futai was very surprised, now there are still people who dare to cut off their braids, he is tired of looking for death!

"Who's going to keep a rat's tail, that's too ugly."

Looking at the frightened and angry emperor and eunuch in front of him, Li Yi was a little curious, he actually ran to Qianlong.

No way, Qianlong, the emperor, is too easy to guess, he is a little expert in writing poetry, writing poems is as productive as a sow, no, sows are not so prolific.

Li Yi is very curious and interested in the emperor Qianlong, after all, he is the oldest and oldest emperor in the history of the Chinese dynasty, and he has also left a lot of ranks and allusions in history.

Like the most famous is the actor on the shore of Daming Lake.

Qianlong also has a lot of titles, like what is the more famous Shiquan old man, this is self-proclaimed, and Emperor Manjushri, this is the honorific title given by Tibet, and this Tenggerit Gugeqi Khan, this is the Mongolian Khan.

And because he likes to write poems and dramas, Qianlong also gave himself a lot of font names like other literati, Changchun layman, Xintian layman.

From the point of view of fairness, Qianlong, the emperor, is a very effective emperor, of course, this is to say that he was in the early stage of his reign.

Whether it is caring for the people, attaching importance to social stability, reducing or exempting the world's money and grain, or rectifying the rule of officials and cleaning up the government, Qianlong has done a very good job.

In addition, Qianlong also prospered in foreign warfare, flattened the border rebellion, perfected the rule of Tibet, and officially incorporated Xinjiang into the territory, these are his political achievements.

To be honest, Qianlong still has a lot of ability, otherwise he would be embarrassed to seal himself a perfect old man.

But as I said earlier, this was the early stage of the reign, and in the later period of Qianlong's reign, he completely became a faint monarch, whether it was enjoying fun, emptying the treasury in vain, or trusting traitorous ministers and allowing the government to be corrupt, these were all done by Qianlong.

But no matter how awesome or mediocre Qianlong is, it's none of Li Yi's business, because this guy is not of my Han blood!

And he even felt very disgusted with Qianlong Li Yi, because he did several things that made everyone in later generations very unhappy.

Like the literary prison, during the Qing Dynasty, the emperor often engaged in literary prisons, but Qianlong did more than 130 times by himself, accounting for 80 percent of the number of literary prisons in the Qing Dynasty.

There is also the policy of closing the country to the outside world, because the policy of closing the country has made China from a world leader to a laggard, although it is not all the responsibility of Qianlong, but he must definitely bear a part.

At the same time, there is also an author who personally thinks that Qianlong wrote "Siku Quanshu", the book "Siku Quanshu" is really good and has a lot of knowledge, but Emperor Qianlong bragged that as long as you study "Siku Quanshu", you can understand all the cultures of the whole China, which is really a fart.

I have thousands of years of Chinese history, but you want to summarize it in one book, you have a big dream in the Spring and Autumn Period, and I don't dare to say this sentence in the "Yongle Canon" of the Ming Dynasty!

Hearing Li Yi ridicule his beautiful braid as a rat's tail, Qianlong was furious, this was the first time that someone dared to be so arrogant in front of him without giving face.

"Dog minion, you're looking for death, I must kill you today!"

"A dog slave on the left, a dog slave on the right, are you bothered, there is no one in the world except you, right, it's all your minions and dogs."

Li Yi felt that the Qing Dynasty was really perverted, and it didn't make the slightest sense to stay here, he was scolded by others at every turn, who would like to be scolded?

"You still dare to contradict me, come on!"

Seeing that Qianlong began to call people, Li Yi immediately opened the void door and slipped away, he didn't want to die in vain, it was still important to save his life.

"You can play slowly here, I'll bring enough people to come again next time, this time I'll leave first, goodbye to you."

In the realm of the Qing Dynasty, Li Yi didn't have any interest in treating it, so in the future, it would be better to keep the Qing Dynasty as a commodity for trading.

Think about the kind of scene that will appear in the future, and maybe hold an auction,

"Now the auction is the Yongzheng Emperor of the Qing Dynasty, and the auction price is ........."

"Very good, please ask us to the next auction item, this auction item is stronger than other auction items, so the auction price is a little less than the previous one, this auction item is, Emperor Qianlong of the Qing Dynasty!"

Thinking about this kind of scene in the future, Li Yi's face showed a dull smirk, which frightened the emperors who were drinking tea in the palace.

"Li Yi, Li Yi, what's wrong with you, who harmed you, the widow wants to destroy his whole clan!"

Ying Zheng, who was still sitting there smiling and drinking tea just now, saw his prospective son-in-law suddenly appear, and before he could call someone to inform his mother-in-law, he found that Li Yi had become stupid.

"What's wrong, what's wrong?"

After being shaken a few times by Ying Zheng, Li Yi suddenly came to his senses and found that he actually chose to return to the Great Song Dynasty.

"What are you doing around me?"

Breaking free from the encirclement of this group of old hooligans, Li Yi looked at them vigilantly, why, did he want to pit himself again?

I have to forcibly stuff my sister, I, Li Yi, am not that kind of person!

"Hey, you're not stupid, are you?"

Zhu Youzhen came over to take a look at Li Yi's expression, and found that he didn't have the stupid look just now.

"You're stupid, let me remind you, I just found Ming Chengzu!"

“。。。。。。。”

Feeling the sympathetic gaze of everyone around him, Zhu Youzhen forcibly swallowed a mouthful of saliva and said:

"Who is afraid of whom, I have now recovered the Ming Dynasty, Dolgon just died in the chaos some time ago, and now even if Cheng Zu comes, I have to praise it!"

As soon as Zhu Youzhen finished speaking, everyone immediately gave Zhu Youzhen a thumbs up, Niu, I'm afraid that I'll see it again when the time comes, it's useless to say it now.

"Okay, Lao Zhu, I respect you as a man, I hope you won't be cowardly when the time comes."

Ignoring Ying Zheng's invitation to have tea and dinner together, and seeing his mother running over here, Li Yi immediately opened the void door and ran like a rabbit.

"Rabbit cub, don't let the old lady catch you, even if you run to the ends of the earth, you will have to come back sooner or later to give birth to my grandchildren!"

Wiping the sweat on his forehead, Li Yi looked at the strange environment in front of him, not knowing which world this was.

Li Yi walked a few steps and suddenly heard someone reading words, and when he listened carefully, he seemed to be quite familiar.

"Luoshui Xuangui Chu Xianrui, Yin number nine, Yang number nine, nine hundred and eighty-one number, number through the Dao, Tao and Primordial Heavenly Venerable. Ichijo has a feeling. Its Shandan phoenix is auspicious, the male sings six, the female sings six, the six six thirty-six sounds, and the sound is heard in the Jiajing Emperor every day. ”

After listening, Li Yi instantly understood where he came from, it turned out to be this immortal!

This is also a stinky fart, although there is no way to compare with Qianlong.