Chapter 267: Accepted an apprentice
"Right...... I'm sorry, I ...... I ......"
turned out to be a woman, Meng Yi didn't expect that the technique of women dressing up as men in ancient times was so good, and he couldn't see it at all, he blamed those unscrupulous TV series, Meng Yi thought that women dressed as men were very recognizable.
Tian Wu pursed her lips, and her instinctive reaction slapped Meng Yi in the face, and five fingers were clearly imprinted on her face.
This slap is worthy of it, after all, Meng Yi attacked the princess's chest, although it was unintentional, but it was detrimental to the woman's chastity.
"Stinky rascal!"
Tianwu's face was as red as an apple, and she folded her arms around her chest, pouting as if she had been greatly wronged.
"I'm sorry, I really didn't know you were a woman, otherwise I wouldn't have hit my chest......"
"Shut up, don't say more."
Tianwu humiliated again, that is, she stepped forward to cover Meng Yi's mouth, and did not allow him to say more, as a result, Tianwu was much shorter than Meng Yi, she cushioned her feet, covered Meng Yi's mouth with her jade hand, and her chest was tightly attached to Meng Yi's chest.
Looking from behind, I thought the two were kissing in public.
"Young Master, you ......"
Hao Jian was carrying a lot of things in both hands, and after finding Meng Yi, he actually saw the young master doing something wrong with a woman, which was immoral and shameless.
Seeing Hao Jian standing behind and misunderstanding himself, Meng Yi immediately pushed Princess Tianwu away, the little princess didn't expect his strength to be so great, and when she screamed, her body would fall.
Seeing this, Meng Yi rushed forward with an arrow step, grabbed her arm, and stopped her in his arms, which was another perfect misunderstanding.
At least in Hao Jian's opinion, how can the young master be worthy of the princess when he plays with the folk girl in broad daylight?
Hao Jian couldn't bear to look at it, he covered his eyes, and said with a look of grievances for the eldest princess: "Young master, I didn't expect you to be this kind of person, you disappointed me too much, you did this, sorry princess?" ”
The misunderstanding became deeper and deeper, Meng Yi hurriedly pushed the little princess gently, and the two were separated.
Then, Meng Yi immediately pointed at Hao Jian and said, "Get over here." ”
After Hao Jian ran over, Meng Yi said: "Don't let the princess know about this matter, otherwise Young Master Ben will castrate you and send you to the palace." ”
"Humph! The eldest husband is mighty and unyielding, even if the young master castrates the little one, he will definitely not be able to stop the little one's righteous heart. Hao Jian raised his head, looking righteous and awe-inspiring, heroic and righteous.
"You're not what you see about this, and I have nothing to do with her."
"Yo, the young master kisses and hugs other girls, and there is nothing left?" Hao Jian asked rhetorically.
Meng Yi's face was stunned, he knew the virtue of this goods best, where did he want to sue, he was simply threatening himself, he really deserved to be Liu Bang, and said: "The house outside the city is for you." ”
"Young Master Xie!"
Hao Jian's attitude immediately changed a big way, and he hurriedly kowtowed and thanked him, full of cheapness, when Meng Yi saved the woman, Hao Jian happened to witness the whole process, and Fang Cai's move was purely deliberate.
"Young master, don't worry, this matter is small as if nothing happened, and it will definitely not be known by the princess."
“------”
Meng Yi sweated wildly, he didn't do anything himself, but listening to him say this, he made it seem like he was really cheating, and snorted: "Bad luck, go, go home." ”
"Young master, you don't sell anything?"
"Buy a fart, another day." Meng Yi glared at Hao Jian angrily, this thing fell into the ground, dare to play with himself, and see how he cleans him up after returning home.
However, Meng Yi wanted to leave, but was stopped by Tianwu.
The little girl ran in front of Meng Yi, opened her arms, and looked indignant: "You! Don't go!! ”
"Girl, I really didn't mean it, if you know your daughter's body, why is it here, if you really want to find me, just come to the General's Mansion."
"General's Mansion? You are ......"
In Xianyang City, the only one who can be called the General's Mansion is the Meng family, and Tianwu understands the relationship between the characters in Xianyang.
"The young master of my family will not change his name, sit or change his surname, but he is the youngest prime minister of the dynasty, Meng Yi." Hao Jian said proudly.
If it is someone else, Princess Tianwu may not know, but she knows the word 'Meng Yi' very clearly.
Three years ago, on the Xiongnu grassland, a young man named Meng Yi won the first place in the martial arts of the Three Kingdoms.
Even the first day of Baiyue Kingdom Hua Qingfeng was defeated in his hands, which can not be said to be not strong.
As early as three years ago, the princess of Tianwu, who was still in the prime of her life, had an incomparable longing for this Meng Yi, as a princess and a daughter, but she wanted to be chivalrous and righteous, and she naturally longed for the master.
For Tianwu, Meng Yi is like her idol, although she has never met, she knows everything about Meng Yi.
She knew that Meng Yi's swordsmanship, fist skills, and palm skills were invincible, and he could write an Ansheji, and Wu Ke would get on the horse to reach the foreign thieves.
The civil strife in the Xiongnu and Qin was all written by him.
It can be said that for Meng Yi's deeds, Tianwu is like a few family treasures, and her behavior is like what fans know about idols, just a birthday is just eight characters away, and there are a few moles on her buttocks.
"Ah~~!"
Tianwu screamed again, she looked at Meng Yi with a on her face, forgetting the inadverted frivolity she had just now.
"What's wrong again?"
Meng Yi immediately raised his hands, indicating that he had not touched her at all, so as to be wise.
"So handsome~~!"
Tianwu once imagined that Meng Yi was a handsome and handsome young man, his appearance was extraordinary, like an immortal monarch in the sky, but now seeing this, Meng Yi completely subverted her cognition.
Meng Yi is not only an immortal monarch in the sky, is he even more handsome than an immortal monarch?
"The Mo master is like jade, and the son is unparalleled in the world."
Perhaps these ten words are the best description of Meng Yi.
Hao Jian was very depressed, why do all women become when they see the young master, obviously they are not bad, sure enough, in ancient times, it was also the era of looking at faces.
Meng Yi couldn't help but roll his eyes when he saw her look, and said to Hao Jian: "Let's go, we must have met a fool." ”
Just when Meng Yi was about to leave, suddenly Tianwu pulled Meng Yi's thigh, and she didn't care about her princess status, hugged Meng Yi's thigh, and said, "Master, Master, Master,......"
Ga!
Meng Yi was stunned, Master? Which one is she singing?!
Meng Yi only felt that he had saved a fool, he was very beautiful, but he had a problem with his brain, what a pity.
"I don't know you at all, you must have recognized the wrong person." Meng Yi asked.
"Master, don't go, don't leave the apprentice."
"I'm not your master, let go."
Tianwu grabbed Meng Yi's thigh, Meng Yi took a step, she dragged it to death, not only did not let go, but also kept shouting: "The apprentice is wrong, the apprentice will never make the master angry again, please don't leave the apprentice." ”
After that, Tianwu howled and cried, and a girl in the prime of her life cried in public, and she didn't know what happened to her.
“------”
Hao Jian looked at the two of them, he was also completely messy, a hooligan for a while, a master and apprentice for a while, when did the young master accept such a beautiful little girl as an apprentice, why didn't he know.
"Master, don't go, the apprentice knows it's wrong, and the apprentice won't pretend to be a man to make you angry, and the apprentice won't spend money indiscriminately." The pear blossoms crying in the sky dance bring rain.
After hearing these words, the onlookers understood, what, it turned out to be a farce between their master and apprentice, and they thought that the woman had been tarnished by Meng Yi.
Soon, the onlookers left.
After the people left, Meng Yi rolled his eyes hard and said, "Everyone is gone, stop acting." ”
Tianwu cried pear blossoms with rain, crying forgetful, hearing Meng Yi say this, Tianwu opened his eyes slightly, and saw that everyone else was gone.
One second he was still alive or dead, but the next second he jumped up and said with a smile: "Hehe, Master, the apprentice's acting skills are not bad, just a few words will get you out of embarrassment." ”
"Stop, let me repeat again, I'm not your master, you recognized the wrong person." Meng Yi immediately corrected her misstatement.
"Isn't it Meng Yi?"
"Yes, my name is Meng Yi."
"That's it, my master is Meng Yi, I have already apprenticed with him." Tianwu said very innocently.
Meng Yi's eldest with a long mouth, he has been an apprentice, why don't he know? Could it be that her master has the same name as herself?!
"Your Master......
"My master, he is the prime minister of the Qin State, the second son of the Mengshi family, and the generalissimo of the world's soldiers and horses, isn't it you?" Sky Dance said.
Meng Yi nodded, she was talking about herself, but why didn't she remember her?
"Girl, why don't I remember that you were apprenticed to me?"
"Hehe, how could Master remember? Because I was worshipping the teacher in my dream, of course you don't know. Tianwu shook her head and said cutely.
Ahem!!
Hearing this, Meng Yi almost choked to death without swallowing a breath, what kind of fucking logic is this, apprenticeship in a dream, this is okay.
So what about me still dreaming of being an emperor? Could it be that the emperor of the world is himself?!
Meng Yi put his hand on her forehead and said to himself, "No, there is no fever, it can't really be a brain problem." ”
"Oh, Master, I'm not sick, I also have a brain problem, I'm really your apprentice, I'm going to follow you all the time from now on to do chivalrous deeds, can you teach me kung fu?" Sky Dance pouts and sells cuteness.
Seeing Tianwu's innocent face, Meng Yi only felt that his old husband's heart was about to merge, how could there be such a cute girl in the world?
In the end, Meng Yi succumbed to her "threat", accepted an apprentice in a daze, and said: "Okay, okay, I promise to be your master, you get up first, what kind of appearance does the girl's family look like." ”
"In vain obey."
"You are now my apprentice, you must know your name for the teacher, right?" Meng Yi asked.
"My name is Sky Dance."
"Tianwu, I remember that Princess Baiyue seems to be called ......?"
Tianwu smiled innocently and said, "Hee-hee, I'm the princess." ”
After that, he ignored the eyes of others, looked at Meng Yi's arm, and strode towards Meng Fu.