I ate mutton soup last night, how do you know how to get wet crotch in the morning......

Embarrassed.

Qi Pingchuan is not a little virgin, he had a girl he liked in high school, and he only dared to have a romantic and sad crush, which was an ignorant first love. When I picked up new students in college, I met her at the school flower level, and I liked it at first sight.

A year of pursuit, the junior year came together, I thought it would be a long time, intimate and close to each other, but one day after a year of dating, she asked him if he liked to eat coriander.

Qi Pingchuan said he liked it.

She said I don't like it, we're not suitable, let's break up.

Qi Pingchuan was stunned for several days.

Until a lonely evening, Qi Pingchuan received a call from a friend who was working as a tutor on the basketball court, and ran out to find his friend, but it was in a villa area of a commercial real estate.

Qi Pingchuan saw her, standing by the floor-to-ceiling window on the second floor of the villa, the lights and shadows were brilliant.

So beautiful......

A middle-aged man in pajamas appeared in the room and she closed the curtains......

Kiyou sighed on the side.

Qi Pingchuan silently returned to school, got drunk with his friends, and reverberated the past in his mind, the first time he hugged her with a long kiss on Lover's Slope, the first time he lingered in the white stripes of the express hotel, and the first time he was in the rental house Guanyin was like a lotus......

That night, Qi Pingchuan's love died.

On the day she graduated and left school, she was a little haggard like a flower about to wither, and she found Qi Pingchuan and only whispered thank you.

When she turned around, she was in tears.

Qi Pingchuan didn't see it.

He was stunned for several more days.

It wasn't until the small group reunion of classmates three years later that after graduation, the friends who were engaged in pharmaceutical sales took advantage of the alcohol and suddenly scolded Qi Pingchuan in public, and finally said gloomily that her sister had been ill for three years, and after the huge cost of imported medicine destroyed her family, she died after all.

Break up because of money, a lot of money.

Qi Pingchuan finally understood why she said thank you that year of graduation.

So I drove to her city overnight, and when the morning sun rose, at the door of her house, I saw her sending an honest man with an IT men's bag on his back.

Smile happily.

He suddenly didn't dare to step forward.

She saw him, smiled, her eyebrows were crooked, crystal clear, and said, "Xiaochuan, I'm fine." ”

In an instant, he burst into tears.

In an instant, she burst into tears.

There's no going back.

After that, Qi Pingchuan believed in love again, he no longer wandered among all kinds of women, he wanted to love again, and then get married and have children, but until he crossed over, he didn't meet the right person again.

However, Qi Pingchuan, who is a big sign in the world, is a little virgin, at least physically, after eating mutton soup a few times, it is still inevitable that the dream will be lost.

Usually, the clothes are washed by Lori.

Today, I was embarrassed to give her this dress, and after changing it, I covered it in the quilt, and immediately slipped away after going to the county office, ready to take advantage of the little Lori to buy vegetables, and washed the clothes by myself.

stepped into the yard, but unexpectedly found that little Lori was washing clothes, and her little hands were cold and red.

In his hand is his underwear.

Well, it is the bleak battlefield where more than 200 million little Qi Pingchuan sacrificed.

It's a little embarrassing.

Little Lori didn't seem to notice anything wrong, and she didn't raise her head, "Is there anything wrong with the yamen today, son, you have slipped back again, you have to go up and down, son, you can't mess around anymore." ”

Qi Pingchuan's thoughts were racing, and a warm smile appeared on his face, "I forgot something at home." ”

Little Lori sighed, "I forgot something." ”

"Heart."

Little Lori raised her head a little confused, and brushed her sideburns with her hand stained with soapy foam, "Childe, are you confused?" ”

How can the heart forget.

Qi Pingchuan smiled, stretched out his hand to grab a handful of little Lori, and pressed it to his chest, "I got it, go to work, there is Su, remember to buy moon cakes and enjoy the moon at night." ”

Mid-Autumn tonight.

Qi Pingchuan laughed and left.

Little Lori was as stunned as a wooden chicken, "Huh? ”

After a while, I finally woke up.

Suddenly, he smiled like a moon, "I hate it." ”

The face is hot, and the heart is hot.

It was as if he had been gently teased by an invisible hand.

It was very panicked, and there were 10,000 little deer jumping around in it, making the little loli branches swaying and full of spring warmth.

Qi Pingchuan returned to the county government and first went to the backyard to visit Chen Bi.

Chen Bi was wrapped like a rice dumpling.

After greetings, Qi Pingchuan got straight to the point, "Lu Bing and King Ming will not stop there, and even the traitor and the other two vassal kings will also send people to Shuangyang Ming to fight for that edict." ”

Chen Bi was a little surprised, "They want to break this balance?" ”

Supposedly, not really.

Qi Pingchuan smiled bitterly, the ghost knows what Lu Bing and King Ming mean, I only know that this is what the author meant.

Said: "There will probably be a lot of people coming to Shuangyang City next, the three feudal kings' golden sword Yizi, the sharp fang, the thirteen Taibao, Lu Bing's embroidered clothes and horses, and the traitor-"

Suddenly remembered something, "Anyway, the traitor didn't raise an assassin killer?" ”

Chen Bi said in a sullen voice, how could it be.

Qi Pingchuan nodded, "That's reasonable." ”

Otherwise, how could there be so many upright and good ministers in the court and the court suddenly died violently in these years.

At the right time, a maid came in with a decoction, and after Chen Bi finished drinking, Qi Pingchuan continued: "I don't want to take care of political affairs, I will deal with it myself when you are injured, but at the moment we need to beware of those people and know ourselves and each other." ”

Chen Bi snorted, "So? ”

"I need the cooperation of all the servants and the catchers, especially your brother-in-law." When he knew the next plot, Qi Pingchuan had already thought of a countermeasure.

This is Shuangyang.

I don't care what you are Golden Sword Yizi, Sharp Fang Dead Soldier, Shuangyang, I have the final say.

I want to be the king of the twin suns!

When Chen Bi heard this, his eyes sparkled, and he smiled, "I don't say it, this matter depends on yourself, whether you have the ability to make them your Qi Pingchuan dead soldiers." ”

It looks like you still have the nickname of a soft egg county lieutenant.

Suddenly, there was some hope.

I don't know what means Gongzi will use to win the hearts of Shuangyang's group of people.

You can help him with stratagems.

But it's not a long-term plan, if you want this group of people to really work hard for him, and gain more hearts in the next troubled times, whether you can be like Qi Hanqing back then, so that no one under his command is unwilling to sacrifice his life as a general, it depends on himself.

Qi Pingchuan nodded, "Hmm, I know." ”

When they came to the front office, Lao Wang and Jiang Zhutou were laughing and chatting obscenely, saying that there is a new woman in Drunken Yanlou, it is said that she is as beautiful as a fairy, and the key is not the kind of person who sells her art or not her body.

But picky.

She doesn't require her to be rich, as long as she is good-looking and strong, she is willing to be warm.

I heard that the head of the martial arts hall in the east of the city went to the painting boat on the Huanqing River with her for a night without spending a penny, and the road was unstable after getting off the painting boat the next day.

Afterwards, he confessed seven times a night, and he couldn't stop every time.

Obviously, this woman is a bed monster, and her erection technique is the best in Huanqinghe, which is enough to make a man's peony flower die.

Qi Pingchuan, who was quietly eavesdropping on the side, was tickled.

secretly thought, could it be that this woman is a coming-of-age ceremony arranged by the author for himself?

He immediately laughed.

Lao Tzu has a temperament, don't go!

The little Lori at home is much better than any woman.,There are both interesting souls and interesting bodies.。

Beautiful.