Chapter 132: Jiang is still old and spicy (the first update of today's third watch)
Zou Yuan shouted, "Your Majesty, why do you even eat your aunt's tofu?" ”
said that he deliberately resisted, which made Liu Xie even more excited, and walked to the tent with her in his arms.
Zou Yuanjiao was disgusted: "Your Majesty, you put down the concubine, the concubine is gone!" ”
Sure enough, it was a red face in troubled times, and Liu Xie, who wanted to be caught and indulged, was even more itchy in his heart, carried her into the tent, and fell on the couch.
This Zou Yuan resisted just now, but at this moment, he was like a tiger and wolf, and took the initiative to move.
A cloud and rain......
Zou Yuan lay on Liu Xie's chest and couldn't help but sob.
Liu Xie was a little surprised and asked, "What's the matter, auntie, are you angry with me?" ”
Zou Yuan cried and said: "Well, the concubine is angry with you and hates you, Your Majesty grew up too slowly, and the concubine has been waiting for you for seven years!" ”
"I'm sorry to keep my aunt waiting."
Zou Yuan smiled again and said, "But today is the happiest day for the concubines, and they have finally been favored by His Majesty." Alas, I said, Your Majesty, I am so old, why are you still interested in me? ”
Liu Xie smiled and said: "Because ginger is still old and spicy." ”
Zou Yuan picked up her pink fist and gently slapped it on Liu Xie's chest: "Your Majesty, you hate it." ”
Liu Xie talked about the "experience": "Although my aunt is older, she is more experienced than the queen, and she can make me more passionate. ”
Zou Yuan looked satisfied and intoxicated, "From now on, the concubine is born as His Majesty's person, and death is His Majesty's ghost. ”
"Another person who doesn't seek fame."
"Who else?"
"Yan'er."
Zou Yuan asked, "What about General Wen?" ”
Liu Xie said: "I have never had anything to do with Yanyun. ”
Zou Yuan smiled and said: "Tomorrow, the concubine will go to match General Wen, so that she will become His Majesty's woman sooner or later." ”
"Don't mess around."
"I believe in the concubine, Your Majesty, Jiang is still old and spicy. Oh Your Majesty, is it okay for a concubine to want to give birth to Your Majesty? ”
"Auntie, what do you call that?" Liu Xie said, "I am fortunate to be here, you are Your Majesty's woman, and if you want to give birth to me, isn't that a matter of course?" ”
"Isn't that family worried that they won't get a name and won't give a living," Zou Yuanjiao said angrily.
This Zou Yuan was taken captive by Zhang Ji as a concubine when she was very young, but unfortunately this Zhang Ji Tianju, she also had no children, and later in the Li Guo Rebellion, Zhang Ji died in battle, and Zou Yuan became a widow.
Liu Xie took her into the palace and became a singing and dancing teacher, and he was also very good to her, so Zou Yuan wanted to repay her kindness from the bottom of her heart, and made up her mind to serve Your Majesty all her life.
Now in her thirties, she has never had children, so she wants children very much, and being pampered by Liu Xie today has inspired her strong motherhood even more, and she is extremely eager to have a child, whether she can be Liu Xie's concubine or not, she wants this child.
Liu Xie said: "I will give you a name, even if you don't have a name, you can be born." ”
"Then concubine, thank you, Your Majesty."
"Auntie, why are you so polite."
"Why does Your Majesty still call me Aunt?"
"I'm used to it, I can't change it, I think this aunt's name is pretty good."
"Well, who made the concubine so much bigger than His Majesty."
Since it was daytime, the two of them couldn't stay in the tent for too long, Zou Yuan said: "Your Majesty, let's get up, what do others think about this broad daylight." ”
Liu Xie stopped and said, "Alas, Jiang is still old, and I am still comfortable to be cleaned up by you." ”
"Your Majesty, don't laugh at the concubines, the concubines will serve Your Majesty to change clothes."
Liu Xie got up and asked Zou Yuan to serve him and dress, and said, "Why don't you come over and sleep at night." ”
"No, Your Majesty, you can't stand it."
"It's not okay to just sleep and do nothing else?"
"That's okay, but the concubine is afraid that His Majesty will have evil thoughts when he sees the concubine."
"No, it won't."
The two got dressed and told Xiao Luozi not to guard the door anymore, and when Fushou Donglu and the others came in and saw Zou Yuan, they immediately understood what was going on.
Zou Yuan knelt down and said, "The concubine asks the queen and concubine to say goodbye." ”
After Fuhou, he hurriedly returned the salute and said: "Auntie, please get up, it's all your own family, don't be too polite." ”
Zou Yuan got up and said: "The concubine still has to arrange singing and dancing, and prepare to perform for the soldiers tonight, so she will retire." ”
Zou Yuan said that and left the imperial camp.
Since then, the reputation of the merry little emperor has spread, and he is now a big and small all-eater.
When he was patrolling in the army in the afternoon, he met Yan Er and came to him, and said mysteriously: "Your Majesty, did you also handle Aunt Poria?" ”
Zou Yuan's character is Poria, and the name and character are all given by Liu Xie.
Liu Xie glared at her and said, "Don't talk nonsense, what can't be done." ”
"Yes, Yan'er doesn't talk nonsense, so you tell me, is there any?"
Liu Xie nodded and said, "Yes, but my aunt is really good." ”
"Have you bowed down?"
Liu Xie nodded and said, "Well, but I like it." ”
Yan Er couldn't help but pout.
Liu Xie hurriedly said: "Yan'er is also very powerful. ”
"But it's not as good as Aunt Poria."
"It's different," Liu Xie said, "Auntie is active, and you are passive." The interest is different, the taste is different, and the feeling is naturally different. ”
After some inspection, when it was time for dinner, the song and dance team brought by Zou Yuan performed a song and dance program for General Liu Xieji during the meal, and said that it would be staged in other places of the Han army in turn tomorrow.
After the evening party, Liu Xie sent Fushou Donglu and the others away and summoned Zou Yuan to come over to sleep.
said that he would only sleep and do nothing else, but Liu Xie couldn't stand the mature charm of Zou Yuan, so he moved his hands and feet again. Zou Yuan couldn't stand his teasing, so he once again cleaned up Liu Xie like a tiger and wolf.
Liu Xie was obedient to what she cleaned up, and he honestly hugged Zou Yuan and slept with him.
In the days that followed, Zou Yuan knew that his desire was too strong, and he no longer dared to go to bed, for fear of hurting His Majesty, so he deliberately avoided it for various reasons.
Liu Xie asked Yan Er and Dong Lu Fushou to take turns to sleep.
And the siege of Wancheng continued like this, and seven days passed in a blink of an eye.
In the past seven days, there is not much food in Wancheng, but it is enough to eat, but the drinking water has begun to be scarce.
Liu Xie's trick was very poisonous, cutting off the water source of Wancheng, 200,000 soldiers and civilians, close to several wells in the city, there was not enough to drink.
Cao Ren began to order the soldiers to dig wells everywhere to get water.
And there began to be people in the city who secretly climbed over the city wall to escape, some were shot by Cao Jun without running a few steps, and some ran fast and came to the Han army camp, Liu Xie ordered Haosheng to appease the refugees.
On the eighth day, Liu Xie ordered his troops to shoot a meteor at the city wall, blowing up a large gap, but then did not attack, only waiting for deserters or refugees to escape from the gap.
(End of chapter)