After returning from the banks of the Weishui River, Li Yun fell into unprecedented busyness.

Lao Cheng's bet period is only three months.

What is the fastest in the world, if you let the previous Li Yun answer, he will tell you that there are four kinds of fastest things in the world......

The snow in the sky, the frost on the ground, the big girl's buttocks, the cabbage state, uh, it's wrong, these are the four whites in the world!

The bottom of the pot is black, the big horse spoon, the chest beard, a few handfuls of hair, I am dizzy, and I said it wrong, these are the four blacks in the world!

Ahem, now I want to talk about the four fastest in the world.

Spitfire meteor, running horse semen (horse running is a professional verb, boys should know it, hehehe).

The so-called flying fire is fleeting with the wind, and meteors are like electricity, ethereal and unpredictable. As for the horse running***, hehehe, it's a kind of instant puncture, and it's even faster.

Teenagers, recall, one night you were sleeping soundly, and suddenly you screamed that it was not good, and you woke up in shock, and reached out to grab it, but you could only touch it with one hand, and you were suddenly stunned......

Isn't this feeling surprisingly fast?

This kind of fastness is the answer that the dog author Li Yun has insisted on for two lifetimes.

But now if you ask him again, he will tell you with a sincere face that the fastest thing in the world is not a Spitfire meteor, but the fastest thing in the world is actually time.

The so-called time flies, and it seems to be just a blink of an eye, and I find that several days have passed......

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A few days later, the Tang Palace.

Li Shimin, who finished the dynasty early, was tired, and after returning to the study, he sat down directly, feeling thirsty and smoking, and wanted to drink tea to moisten the mulberry.

However, when I habitually reached out and touched it, I found that there was no tea on the table as usual.

Li Shimin is the emperor, and the emperor's temper is not very good, coupled with the irritability and discomfort of this Tang Dynasty emperor who happened to smoke in his throat, he suddenly roared loudly at the door, and shouted angrily: "What about people? Where did all the people die? Tea, I want to drink tea. ”

The emperor was furious, the guards at the door trembled, and someone answered at the door tremblingly, and said with a cry: "Your Majesty forgives your sins, Your Majesty forgives your sins, it's not that I didn't serve well, it's true, it's really ......."

Li Shimin was stunned for a moment, and vaguely understood.

In this Tang Palace, the chamberlains have always been attentive, every time he returns from the court, the table must be full of vegetables and fruits, but today there is no same, there is only one reason.

"Guanyin, what the hell are you doing?"

Li Shimin suddenly shouted, slightly displeased: "I was arguing with people in the court and my throat was smoking, but you asked the attendants not to prepare tea for me, come out quickly, don't hide, I know that you must be hiding outside, tell me what kind of moth you have got?" ”

Sure enough, they are husband and wife, and they are very familiar with each other.

But when I saw a probe at the door, a figure was revealed, and it was the eldest grandson queen who was in charge of the harem of the Tang Dynasty.

Although the queen appeared, she didn't come in, but leaned on the door and pretended, putting on a posture of wanting to enter but not daring to enter, and said weakly: "This is Your Majesty's imperial study, and it is the place where you deal with the review and review of the government, and the concubine is the concubine, and the concubine cannot come in." ”

Laugh at!

Li Shimin was angry, the queen's disguise was too inferior, it really made him helpless, the emperor was obviously depressed, and snorted: "If you want to enter, you can enter, don't fool me with these nonsense, say, what is your purpose today." ”

Only then did the eldest grandson raise his feet and enter the door.

Li Shimin also found that the eldest grandson was still carefully holding a delicate jade cup in his left hand. The queen's right hand was also not idle, carrying a lacquered copper kettle in her hand.

In the jade cup and the copper kettle, there is a trace of white gas wafting again.

Li Shimin suddenly felt a chill in his throat, and faintly swallowed the liquid at the bottom of his tongue.

Ice water, the queen brought ice water.

It's the height of summer, and it's hard to be sweltering, but it's also because of the hot weather that the ice water comes out with a hint of white gas.

"Okay, Guanyin, you're so good to come."

Li Shimin didn't want to stand up, snatched the jade pot and drank it in one go, he didn't feel happy after drinking, he took the copper kettle and poured it for himself twice, but it was still not enjoyable, and finally put his mouth directly to the copper kettle, and poured it violently for a while.

The eldest grandson next to him looked a little worried, and couldn't help but whisper: "You slow down, it's easy to hurt your stomach if you drink too quickly." ”

"Hahaha, happy!"

Li Shimin didn't care about the queen's worries, laughed twice and drank wildly, and then directly pulled the placket of his chest open, revealing his sweaty thick chest hair, while fanning the wind with his hands, he laughed, and said again and again: "Happy, this is called happy." ”

The emperor is also a human being, and if he is a human being, he will be hot, and after drinking this ice water, Li Shimin felt that he didn't want to change it even if he was given a fairy.

The eldest grandson picked up a fan from the table and carefully fanned her husband gently.

Li Shimin was happy for a long time, and then he remembered to ask the origin of the queen, but before asking, he sighed again, pointed to the jade cup and the copper kettle, and sighed: "The summer is hot, and the people are also difficult. I spent too much money, and I felt guilty......"

The eldest grandson glanced at her husband and said softly: "You are the dignified son of the Tang Dynasty, and it is your right to drink ice water." ”

Li Shimin shook his head, blamed himself and said: "Where in the world are there so many subordinates? I, the Son of Heaven, am actually a mortal. Guanyin, do you know, to get this pot of ice water, the cost is not shallow, first to store the cold ice in the winter, but also to send someone to take care of the cellar from time to time, when the weather is cold, open and frozen, when the weather is hot, cover the fur, over the cold winter to the middle of summer, the time is full of half a year, the cost of manpower and material resources is huge, at least can feed thousands of displaced people......"

The eldest grandson glanced at her husband again, and pretended to be angry: "It's just a pot of ice water, and it even makes you sigh, could it be that you dislike your concubines to come here to make trouble, so you deliberately accused me of scolding Huai by the people?" ”

Li Shimin was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly said: "I don't mean that, Guanyin, don't guess!" ”

"The concubine didn't guess, that's what you meant."

The eldest grandson fanned him with one hand, picked up a wet towel to wipe his sweat with the other, but he still didn't give up in his mouth, and continued: "You are the son of the Tang Dynasty, what's wrong with drinking a glass of ice water?" As far as the concubines know, those families will enjoy it more than you, people don't drink ice water, but directly take ice cubes to sour plum soup, plums are transported from the south of the Yangtze River by fast horses, and even the leaves are still green when they arrive in Chang'an. ”

Li Shimin snorted angrily, gritted his teeth and said angrily: "Today in the court, I quarreled with the ministers of the family, and I asked them to give some money and food to help the victims, but as a result, they were all crying poor. But how much does it cost them to drink a bowl of chilled sour plum soup? If you do a rough calculation, you will need at least a few hundred words. ”

"Where is a few hundred Wen enough?"

The eldest grandson helped her husband wipe her sweat and explained softly: "Icing a bowl of sour plum soup, at least three pieces of ice are used, one ice costs two hundred yuan, and three ice is six hundred yuan, plus fresh Jiangnan plums, the value is also very expensive, the concubine once asked the internal affairs government to try to get it once, and found that a bowl of sour plum soup has to use at least two dollars, which is too expensive, so I am not willing to provide it to you." Otherwise, if you get addicted to drinking, the concubine's internal affairs office will not be able to hold it. ”

"I'm a poor emperor!"

Li Shimin smiled bitterly, glanced at the slightly worn skirt of the eldest grandson, and said, "You are also a poor queen." ”

Suddenly, his eyes became ruthless, and he said calmly: "Those families really deserve to be killed." It's obviously fat and oily, but it doesn't pull out a dime, I really want to kill one or two to try it, and see if I can fill the treasury ......"