Chapter 146: Yue Feng's Divine Work!

Yue Feng became a monkey who was watched by everyone, and all the characters in this scene were staring, and at this critical point, Yue Feng had been pushed to the wall, and his dignified Hongwenguan school scholar couldn't compose poems? If he can't do it, he must do it, or the people won't let him get away today.

This is Shangguan Wan'er, the strength of a woman who has gathered thousands of honors and favors in Ziwei Palace, Yue Feng offended her, that is, he offended all the talents of Datang, how did Yue Feng get out of the country today?

In front of everyone's eyes, Yue Feng stood up from the stool, he looked around, and said, "Yue is a shallow learner, and he is really not good at poetry, why do you want to force me?" ”

Half a thousand said: "Today's literary meeting, everyone will meet friends with literature, and their respective levels are naturally high and low, Yue Xiaoshulang is a person in the Hongwen Museum, but he is just a poem, why do you want to push back like this?" Even if your poems are poor, we won't make fun of them, so why do you have any doubts? Are you trying to keep me waiting? ”

Yue Feng smiled and said, "Since the bachelor said this, Yue Mou will be ugly!" All the great talents, all the ladies, but they all said well, there is no first in literature, there is no second in martial arts, and the contemptible talents are shallow, especially the poetry is not good, you can't make fun of it! ”

After Yue Feng finished speaking, his chest straightened up, and he put on a posture of wanting to recite poetry, and everyone was concentrating at him, and everyone stared at him together, wanting to see what kind of poems he was composing.

Yue Feng looked around, cleared his throat, and blurted out, "A flock of geese under the mountain!" ”

"Uh......"

The expressions of everyone in the audience instantly froze, Yue Feng's poem ...... What kind of poem is this? Just when everyone was puzzled, the three lines of poetry behind Yue Feng also came out: "...... Boos drove down the river, fell into the river to catch geese and doctors were hungry, and went home to play with the lady after eating......"

"Alright, my poem is finished!"

The audience was quiet for three or four breaths, and then the scene exploded like a heat wave, "Coax! Everyone was stunned, is this a poem written by Yue Feng?

Oh, my God...... This...... This......

"Haha......" The first one who couldn't hold back was Chen Ziang, Chen Ziang rolled directly from the seat to the ground, holding his stomach and laughing.

His laughter immediately led to a lot, and the people around him who couldn't help it for a long time also immediately debauchered and laughed.

Some of the female guards still didn't understand, but the copyist had already covered his stomach and bent over with a smile.

Yue Feng strode forward, took a pen and wrote down the poem directly, and some of the female guards rushed up to snatch the poem, and threw the rice paper with just a glance and laughed.

"Landscape poem, what a landscape poem!" Taiping hid far away and refused to show up, worried that she would startle everyone, she saw the copied poems, covered her stomach and laughed painfully: "Yue Shilang is trying to kill the palace, laugh to death the palace?" ”

At this point, no one in the audience can maintain a calm posture normally, including the Miaoman woman next to Shangguan Wan'er, the woman lowered her head, trying to hold back the laughter desperately, but where can she bear it!

She has seen countless poems in her life, among which there are good and bad, but like Yue Feng...... It's not poetry, it's simply ...... It's the king of ridicule, look at the dignified and noble female guards on weekdays, and now who still cares about the image, they all hold their stomachs and laugh.

"Wan Ting, don't hold back, laugh if you want to laugh, you will suffocate your body if you hold it!" Zhao Ying lowered her voice behind Yue Huanting and admonished.

Yue Huanting has already held back her tears, but the one who wrote the poem is her middle brother, how can she laugh? But Brother Zhong's poem is really ...... It's really hard to laugh, what should I do? Then you can only laugh out loud......

The most embarrassing thing is Shangguan Wan'er, as the author and controller of this bureau, she never dreamed that Yue Feng would make such a poem, as soon as this poem came out, her cold face was really unbearable!

But in this situation, on this occasion, she can't hold back and has to be tense, it's really hard! Look at the whole Tingxiang Pavilion everyone is laughing, she is the only one who is holding back herself is too unusual, this scene, is everyone laughing at Yue Feng? It looks like she's laughing at her!

Listening to the Xiangge is already a big mess, the atmosphere of the scene has completely collapsed, the book copying boy who laughed so much that he rolled on the ground can already copy poems normally, this boy copied Yue Feng's "poems" five times in one go, every time he finished copying, someone would be taken away in seconds, and then there was a wave of laughter.

"Quiet, quiet, you are all my Tang Dynasty talents, why are you so noisy? Silence, silence! "Half a thousand people have begun to maintain order, and as an old man, his city is deeper.

It's just that Fu Youyi and Su Wei, who are also elderly people, are still flushed, especially Fu Youyi, who bent over with a smile and coughed incessantly......

After about a cup of tea, the scene barely returned to normal, and the member Banqian blushed and cleared his throat and said: "Okay, today's proposition poem has ended, and now please wait for Zhao and the girl to appoint today's leader!" ”

"It's okay if the leader is not the leader, and today I can get the wonderful work of 'a group of geese under the mountain', which is worth the trip!" There are talented people whispering underneath.

"It's really worth the trip, tsk, tsk, God, absolutely God...... There are mountains and rivers, express your heart directly......"

Shangguan Wan'er frowned slightly, her eyes fell on Yue Feng, her eyes were extremely complicated, she suddenly felt that why did she want to be angry with such a guy?

This guy is simply Maitreya Buddha reincarnated and ridiculed, and his talent is unbearable, vulgar and obscene, but he is not ashamed, but proud, and he is angry with such people, isn't he also self-defeating?

As soon as she thought of this, Shangguan Wan'er felt bored in her heart, her eyes turned to the person beside her, and said, "Ronghua, you can decide!" ”

The Miaoman woman beside her saluted respectfully, stood up one by one, she covered her face with a veil, but her smart eyes seemed to be able to speak, and there was a different kind of moving temperament between the looks.

At this time, she became the focus of attention of everyone in the audience, and all the talents held their breath, and everyone would think in their hearts who is the leader of today's Wenhui?

It is really enviable that the head of the Wenhui can be served by such a woman, and perhaps after this contact, the two sides have a good impression of each other, and there will be further intimate development in the future!

Talented and romantic, human nature, especially in the face of stunning beauty, it is more about face and honor, the most important thing.

"The slave family is willing to hold the wine for Yue Xiaoshulang, and I also ask the school Shulang not to dislike ......," the woman suddenly spoke.

"Coax!" When the woman said this, the originally calm audience exploded again, and everyone couldn't believe their ears.

Shangguan Wan'er on the side was also stunned, she opened her mouth wide and wanted to speak, but she was completely speechless for a while......