Chapter 148 Lao Tzu will kill you
However, it is said that Liu Renyu and Zhang Mingzhe, a guerrilla in Naguyuan, read out Jin Xiru's indictment in the barracks and distributed the military salary, and then returned to the Chinese army's tent together.
At this time, the atmosphere in the big tent of the Chinese army was still very tense, and the generals didn't even dare to come out, so everyone just sat quietly.
When Liu Renyu and Zhang Mingzhe returned to the Chinese army's tent, Hong Chengchou asked Zhang Mingzhe: "Can the soldiers be appeased properly?" ”
"If you go back to the military gate, the lowly post has already informed the soldiers of Jin Xiru's crime, and the military salary has also been paid in full, and from now on, they will also say that the lowly post will be in charge of the matter, and they are eating the food provided by Lord Liu right now, and it seems that the soldiers are no different." Zhang Mingzhe replied respectfully.
"Well, that's good. Mingzhe, Renyu, sit down, let's have a banquet and have a meal. Hong Chengchou said with a smile.
"Xie Junmen." Liu Renyu thanked Zhang Mingzhe, and then sat down.
"Ladies and gentlemen, this court has already said when we killed Jin Xiru, I am in an eventful time now, and thieves are rampant, so I must clean up military discipline in order to maintain the combat effectiveness of the army, and we can also fight to suppress thieves. Now, I declare that from now on, the daily drills, marches, and camps of our army will follow the example of the Jingbian Fort Army. Renyu, in the future, you will be responsible for the daily drills and marches of our army, and you will be responsible for camping. Hong Chengchou struck while the iron was hot and issued a military order.
"Yes, Junmen." Liu Renyu readily agreed, and then he thought happily in his heart: "Great, I can finally blow the bed horn happily in the future, without worrying about other generals." It's very good, Lao Tzu will kill you in the future, and if you are strong, I can also have a good helper. ”
"Okay, Jin Xiru is still in ambush, this matter is over, let's have a meal here, after all, Renyu has achieved such a big victory this time, we still have to celebrate." Hong Chengchou felt that the purpose of beating other generals with the help of Jin Xiru's matter this time had been achieved, so he smiled and said.
"Oh, yes, yes, Renyu, how did you win this battle, say it and let everyone hear it, how about it?" Liu Wuguo saw that Hong Chengchou had spoken, and wanted to quickly shift everyone's attention to the happy event, so he asked such a question.
"That's right, Renyu, you can tell a few generals how you won this battle." Hong Chengchou also smiled and motioned to Liu Renyu to just speak.
"Hehe, generals, in fact, this battle of lowly duties is fought like this, and it is said that lowly duties show weakness first........
In this way, Liu Renyu kept talking about his glorious past again.
The generals didn't know whether it was pretending or revealing their true feelings, but they listened to it as if they were fascinated, and sometimes when they heard the highlights, they didn't forget to slap the table and applaud, and let out bursts of cheers.
Soon, Liu Renyu finished speaking, and the generals who had been in the audience for a long time immediately expressed their opinions.
"Okay, Renyu is really a wise general." The old Jianghu Du Wenhuan slapped the table and praised loudly.
"Mr. Du is right, we have a wise and brave tiger general like Renyu in our army, so why worry about the thieves." Other generals also followed Du Wenhuan's words and praised Liu Renyu.
"Well, generals, if you say this, you will be proud of your humble position. Ha ha. Liu Renyu listened to the undisciplined praise of the other generals, so he said a joke that was not funny to decorate the atmosphere at this time.
"Haha, Renyu, you have the capital of pride, who told you to win the battle!" Fang Lingshen replied with a grin.
"Well, General Fang, what you said can be regarded as to the point, I hope that you will be like Renyu in the future, not passively avoid war, use more brains when encountering the enemy, plan more strategies, and dare to face difficulties, then you can also make such great achievements." When Hong Chengchou heard this, he interjected a sentence.
"Yes, the military gate, the last general, etc., remember the teachings of the military gate." The generals saw that the big boss had spoken again, so they replied respectfully.
"That's it, let's have a meal and wine." Hong Chengchou ordered the banquet to be held.
The generals immediately concentrated their firepower and launched round after round of persuasion against Liu Renyu, the man of the moment who had achieved a great victory, and they did not forget to praise each other while persuading each other.
Poor Liu Renyu didn't even eat a few bites of the food that cushioned his stomach, and he was subjected to the high-density and uninterrupted persuasion offensive of the generals, he had to drink a glass, another drink, and finally even Hong Chengchou joined the ranks of persuasion.
So, Liu Renyu completely explained, he drank to the end, felt that his body was hot, unconscious, his face was swollen, and he couldn't even stand steadily, so he simply took off his clothes, bare his arms, and sang the "Song of a Good Man" learned in later generations.
To say that Liu Renyu is recognized as a wheat bully in later generations, his voice is excellent, at that time, what kind of literary and artistic performances were held in the special operations team, Liu Renyu had a program, singing and singing.
Therefore, all the generals were shocked by Liu Renyu's singing voice.
"I didn't think that Renyu would not only fight, but even this, this song was also sung ......., this, this, so charming." I don't know which general made this sigh, which attracted countless echoes.
Liu Renyu listened to everyone's praise, and simply made persistent efforts to make an English song "U ma.ke me wan".
"Yo, Renyu, you actually sang Fanbang's songs, although we don't understand it, but we still think you sing well. Come, just rush to your beautiful singing voice, let's go again. ”
"Come on, don't get drunk today." Liu Renyu shouted proudly.
As a result, Liu Renyu, a fierce general who has been invincible since the crossing, finally lay down, and he was finally carried out of the Chinese army's tent.
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"Oops, oops." Liu Renyu didn't know how long he had been asleep before he woke up leisurely.
"Your Excellency, are you awake?" Liu Renjie saw that Liu Renyu was awake, so he asked.
"Mmmm, Lao Tzu's head hurts, Lao Tzu's mouth is dry, go get water for me to drink." Liu Renyu touched his drowsy head and commanded Liu Renjie.
"Yes, my lord, you wait a moment, and go now." Liu Renjie agreed, walked out of the big tent, and went straight to get water.
Liu Renyu only had time to take a look at the sky at this time, and he found that it was already dark at this time.
"I didn't think about it, after eating a meal of wine, I slept from noon to night, and I drank too much wine." Liu Renyu rubbed his temples and muttered to himself.
"My lord, here comes the water you wanted." Liu Renjie lifted the oilcloth curtain of the tent and brought the water to Liu Renyu's hand.
"I didn't think I drank too much wine and slept until night. By the way, why are you here, aren't you taking care of them at Mrs. Hao's? Also, the officers and soldiers of Jin Xiru's department didn't make trouble, right? Also, can the open and dark posts around the camp be arranged? Liu Renyu asked a lot of questions.
Liu Renjie replied one by one: "My lord, Mrs. Hao's humble post has appointed Sun Wuzhi to manage on his behalf, although he loves to play around, he is still very serious about his work. Jin Xiru's Guyuan soldiers did not make trouble, and Uncle Yang had already assigned the open and dark sentinels around the camp. ”
"Yes, that's good, I'm awake left and right, why don't you follow me to patrol the camp?" Liu Renyu drank water, got up from the floor to relax his muscles and bones, and shook his spirits, and then planned to go out to patrol the camp.
"My lord, you wait a minute, there is still a matter of humble duty that has not been reported to you." Liu Renjie suddenly said to Liu Renyu with a strange face.
"What's wrong!? If there's anything, just say it. Liu Renyu wondered.
"My lord, it's not night, it's the next day." Liu Renjie replied softly.
"Nani!? How much wine was poured into Lao Tzu! I've been sleeping since noon! Mother, let me ask you, are the other generals drunk? ”
"If you go back to your lordship, you are the only one who is drunk, and the other generals are not drunk."
"These old foxes!" Liu Renyu scolded secretly, and then asked, "Then I'm drunk, have I ever done anything out of shape?" ”
Liu Renyu only remembered at this time that his comrades-in-arms in later generations said that he was extremely poor in drinking, and when he was drunk, he would talk nonsense and go crazy with alcohol, so he hurriedly asked Liu Renjie very nervously if he had done anything out of the ordinary.
"My lord, you ......, but it's okay, but you sang a lot of songs, and you repeated a sentence."
"What's that!?" Liu Renyu asked nervously.
"You say Yuyun, Yuyun, I love you like a mouse loves rice. My lord, I think this love statement of yours is very appropriate, and I also want to learn to use it, so I will go back and tell Tan Jiyun. Liu Renjie said with a look of fascination.
"Let me ask you, have the other generals heard what I said?"
"I heard it, those generals all said that you are not only a civil and military all-rounder, but also a veteran of flowers, and the love words are very close to life, and not vulgar, everyone can understand, they really admire it." Liu Renjie replied with a smile.
"These dogs, Lao Tzu was drunk by them, Lao Tzu was drunk and crazy, they also made fun of Lao Tzu, hum, it just so happened that Hong Junmen asked me to be in charge of their daily drills, hehe, and see how we Lao Tzu kills them. Renjie, go and prepare, and then blow the military horn, and let's start the drill. Liu Renyu said angrily.
"Yes, my lord, let's go and prepare." Liu Renjie agreed, and went to wake up the soldiers one by one.
At 6 o'clock in the morning, Liu Renyu smiled and ordered to the trumpeter: "Blow the trumpet, let all the officers and soldiers get up and drill." ”
"Yes, sir." When the trumpeters received the order, they puffed up their cheeks and played the trumpets vigorously.
For a while, the noisy sound of military trumpets resounded throughout the barracks.
It is said that the other people in Yansui Military Town have been frightened by Hong Chengchou, and all of them are afraid that one will accidentally bump into Hong Chengchou's muzzle, so this wake-up horn has not been blown for long, and all the officers and soldiers have gathered in their respective barracks and stood in line.
"Renjie, you assign people to gather on the school grounds outside the barracks." Liu Renyu commanded.
"Yes, my lord, I will go now."
Liu Renjie agreed, and went straight to inform the various departments to gather at the school outside the camp.
After Liu Renjie left, Liu Renyu took his guards and waited on the school field outside the camp.
When the people of each department were assembled on the school field, Liu Renyu said to several generals: "A few generals, the military gate ordered me to lead your people and horses to perform, then the lowly post will take the people of the headquarters to give you a demonstration, you are all generals in the army, presumably they are all excellent in martial arts, and a few of you will take the people of the headquarters to practice with the lowly position, okay?" Liu Renyu asked with a smile on his face.
These generals have also seen the training methods of Liu Renyu's subordinates in Liu Wuguo, and they know that they are powerful, but the other generals don't know, so they all replied arrogantly: "Okay, then let's practice too." ”
They still think that the so-called drill is the same as what they usually practice, and there is nothing, it is estimated that it is just moving muscles and bones and the like.
Liu Renyu was waiting for this sentence, and he replied with a smile: "Generals, let's start now." ”
When the 3-kilometer weight-bearing cross-country run, 300 push-ups, 300 pull-ups, and 300 sit-ups were done, Liu Renyu was just warmed up, but Liu Wuguo and other generals were already tired and out of breath, and they couldn't even move their fingers. Their soldiers were just as tired and half-dead.
Liu Renyu said calmly to the generals: "Generals, this is the warm-up training, and there is cross-country obstacle running and military skills training in the future. ”
"Oh mother!" When all the generals heard this, their legs trembled.
"No wonder they dare to fight tens of thousands of thieves with hundreds of people in the Jingbian Fort Army, what the hell is this training, this fucking is entering the torture hall of Jinyiwei." The generals cried out to the Lord.