Chapter 246: The Real Deng Yuanjue!
Don't mention Du Bao's unwillingness, nor Du Bao's unrealistic ideas. Deng Yuanjue looked at the listless Du Yan.
He decided to persuade Du Yan, after all, Lu Zhishen had already persuaded Lu Junyi almost, which was a great achievement.
Although he is Lu Zhishen's younger brother, in front of the credit, let alone the eldest brother Lu Zhishen, his own father is here.
I can't let it myself, but the merit is linked to the reward. Today, if this Du Bai is persuaded by himself, he will no longer eat dog with Lu Junyi.
No, you can only think about this in your own heart, and you must not dare to say it. No, I can't think about it in my heart.
If you don't hold back the bald purr coming out of your mouth for a while, then you really have to join the ranks of cleaning the toilet.
Even if I couldn't help but say it, but this sentence has been held in my heart, what if one day I dream and say a dream story?
Who will be able to keep themselves at that time, Lu Zhishen? Deng Yuanjue knew that Lu Zhishen could never be counted on.
Not for anything else, with the relationship between Lu Zhishen and Lu Junyi, although he is Lu Zhishen's younger brother, Lu Zhishen kills his relatives even if he is not righteous.
If you tie yourself up and go to see Wu Ming, you will at least blow yourself up. In order to avoid the pain of flesh and skin, it is better to completely erase this sentence from my heart.
Deng Yuanjue silently recited a scripture in his heart, and after forcibly expelling the thoughts in his heart just now, he looked at Du Yan with a smile.
Du Yan felt that Deng Yuanjue's gaze was not normal, so he stopped what he was doing and looked up at Deng Yuanjue.
Asked, "Isn't it convenient for the master to come here?" Why are you looking at me like this? Isn't it possible that my face is full of flowers? ”
Deng Yuanjue looked at the dejected and listless Du Yan, and said with a smile: "What's the matter, General Du, a little thing will hit you like this."
What about your ambitions, what about your lofty ambitions? That's not what I've heard of Du Biao, General Du. ”
After listening to Deng Yuanjue's words, Du Yan sighed and said to Deng Yuanjue: "Hey, where is there any General Du."
Master must not say such things again in the future, it is just a joke, look at my current cowardice, am I still a great general?
Have you ever seen the general who cleans the toilet, I fell for Lu Junyi again this time, and I blamed me for being quick to talk, and then scolded the boss.
If it weren't for the boss's generosity, I think I'd probably be out of danger by now, and the boss would have been lucky to be able to punish me for cleaning the toilet without being guilty of the past.
My life is completely ruined, don't call me a general in the future, I'm just a little toilet cleaner.
I can't afford to be a master and call me a general. ”
After listening to Du Bao's words, Deng Yuanjue smiled directly, he looked at Du Yan with sympathy, and said with a smile: "General Du!
I don't know if you have donkey hair stuffed in your ears, or if my eldest brother Lu Zhishen and I didn't explain it to you clearly at that time.
Or maybe you didn't listen carefully to what my big brother and I were saying to you when you were discouraged and scared.
Yes, our boss is very angry, but our boss is angry and he hasn't lost his mind, you said.
Our boss is generous, I can tell you clearly, our boss is punishing you and Lu Junyi for cleaning the toilet for three years.
Did you hear it clearly this time, it's three years, not a lifetime, and the second point is that the boss clearly stated that the positions of you and Lu Junyi remain unchanged.
What should I do in normal times, I just don't let the toilet get dirty. Now do you understand, my General Du. ”
After listening to Deng Yuanjue's words, Du Yuanjue's eyes immediately flashed with excitement, and he looked at Deng Yuanjue uncertainly.
Questioned: "What you said is true, I have not been sentenced to cleaning toilets for the rest of my life, nor have I been removed from the rank of general."
Slap me in the face, I want to confirm if I'm dreaming, be ruthless, I'm really afraid I'm dreaming.
If you hit me lightly, I'm afraid you won't wake me up. ”
After listening to Du Yan's words, Deng Yuanjue finally understood why this guy had become so depressed, it turned out that he thought he had been sentenced to a heavy sentence.
His future career as a general is completely over, hey! This guy is really a person with extremely poor psychological tolerance.
It seems that I need to wake him up and beat him hard, this request was made by him himself, and I will naturally fulfill his wish.
After all, helping others is the foundation of happiness, but now that my iron sand palm has become small, I can't hit Du Yan's head.
The first is to hit people without slapping in the face, and the second is that my iron sand palm has just been practiced, and I don't know exactly how powerful it is.
It's just that I heard that it has the power to crack the stone, no matter how powerful this Du Yan is, his head will not be as hard as my eldest brother Lu Zhishen's head that has practiced iron head skills.
In case my slap goes down, if the force is great, I will directly open Du Bao and beat Du Bao to death.
I won't be able to eat and walk around, so I still can't hit him in the head, but where can't I hit his head?
Is it the same as sneaking up on Lin Chong, give him a monkey to steal peaches, no, Lin Chong already holds a grudge against me, and I stole Du Bai's peaches again.
The two of them will unite with the enemy to clean me up, and forget it, I'll use a woman's moves.
I don't beat you, I screw you. Screwing you can make you feel a lot of pain, and you won't hold a grudge against me while you're sober.
Thinking of this, Deng Yuanjue directly stretched out his hand, put his hand on the soft meat on Du Yan's waist, and twisted it three times.
This time Du Po grinned in pain, and he secretly scolded in his heart: Good guy, it's really hard, it's really ruthless.
Deng Yuanjue, did you do this, although I asked you to beat me, but how did you use a woman's moves.
If you screw it, you will screw it, but if you can twist it and let go, do you know that if you screw it, I will be sober.
You're really real enough, isn't it enough to twist it, just twist it for me three times. Good guy, even my daughter-in-law hasn't screwed me like this.
Although Du Yan, who came to his senses, scolded Deng Yuanjue angrily in his heart, he was very kind on the surface, after all, this good news was brought to him by Deng Yuanjue.
Du Bai, who rekindled his fighting spirit, threw the broom directly and was about to rush out of the toilet. Deng Yuanjue was afraid that Du Po would cause trouble.
Directly hugged Du Yan and asked, "What are you going to do?" The boss said, I don't want to see you and Lu Junyi recently. ”
Du Yan looked at Deng Yuanjue and said anxiously: "Master, don't stop me, I'm not going to find the boss, I'm going out to find Lu Junyi." ”
When Deng Yuanjue heard that Du Yan actually went out to find Lu Junyi, he hugged him tighter, joking, in case Du Bai rushed out.
If he fights with Lu Junyi again, isn't his persuasion with Lu Zhishen in vain?