As a result, just as Wang Aiguo said this, a loud noise sounded in the courtyard of the hospital.

Everyone looked to the side, and just in time to see a helicopter slowly rising.

Needless to say, it must be Wang Weihua who was sitting on the plane.

"Grandpa! You!!! At this moment, Wang Aiguo rushed to the window and shouted, but he couldn't stop the plane from disappearing in front of his eyes quickly.

And the crowd on 11 was also extremely shocked when they looked at Wang Weihua who left by plane.

Isn't it really afraid of being scolded as an orphan by doing this kind of thing!

This is an act of betraying teammates!

In other words, after Wang Weihua fled, could they only be left to bear Wang Aiguo's anger?

That morning, after Wang Weihua escaped, the 11 people also quickly disappeared into this hospital.

After everyone evacuated quickly, Wang Aiguo's eyes turned to the warrior monk.

At this time, the warrior monk looked at Wang Aiguo, and after thinking about it for a while, the warrior monk slowly knelt down.

"That, patriotic! You believe me, really, I am also a victim, they forced me! ”

Wang Aiguo looked at the warrior monk coldly and gently spit out two words.

"Huh!"

……

That morning, due to some irresistible factors, the monk's bed was inexplicably moved to Wang Aiguo's room

Many people may wonder how Wang Aiguo could do whatever he wants in the hospital.

And this is about some of Wang Aiguo's special skills.

When Wang Aiguo went to the doctor to discuss this matter, he happened to finish breakfast. And for breakfast he ate about 20 boiled eggs, well, with yolks.

So when the doctor rejected Wang Aiguo's proposal for the first time, Wang Aiguo stayed there and began to 'release ammunition'.

At that moment, the doctors in the hospital all felt a feeling of being bombed by bombers, yes, it was the feeling of high-altitude bombers, dropping dozens of bombs one after another.

Finally, when Wang Aiguo put the 172nd fart, the doctors held Wang Aiguo's hand and said to him with tears in their eyes.

"Whatever you say is what you say, as long as you leave now, we will meet any conditions for you!"

Then the warrior monk who was still lying on the bed was inexplicably carried to Wang Aiguo's room by 8 biao-shaped men directly with the bed and people.

When he appeared in Wang Aiguo's room, the warrior monk solemnly knelt on his bed in a kneeling posture for the first time, and then bowed deeply to Wang Aiguo.

"Patriotism, some things have passed in the past, and there is no result in reluctance, really don't you want to be like this!"

Glancing at the warrior monk lightly, Wang Aiguo nodded slowly.

"A lot of things, I want to end like this, but the facts don't allow me to end like this!"

"Why isn't it over? Nobody has run out, you can't catch a sheep and wool! ”

At this moment, the warrior monks were about to cry, this is obviously catching a sheep wool, besides, although his sheep's wool is very special, but if you do this, he will also be bald.

After listening to the words of the warrior monk, Wang Aiguo didn't say anything, just got up lightly and walked to the door, locking the door of the ward. Well, the kind that takes the key to the lock, the kind that can't be opened without a key.

After closing it, Wang Aiguo closed the curtain again, well, he also took the key to lock it!

Some people may ask if there is a window with a key?

In fact, the windows of many military hospitals are opened with keys, the reason is to prevent patients from committing suicide.

Then Wang Aiguo slowly walked back to his bed, looking at the warrior monk with a serious face.

"Don't worry, I won't beat you, I won't scold you, it's just that I want you to stay with me here for a while!"

Wang Ai's Chinese tone was flat, coupled with the strange movements in the front, the warrior monk subconsciously felt that there should be some conspiracy here.

However, as soon as this thought came to him, he heard a sound similar to that of bomber bombing.

The next moment the warrior monk burst into tears.

"You might as well beat me and scold me, you're obviously going to kill me!"

The warrior monk shouted with a sad and indignant face.

……

In the afternoon, there are usually ward rounds, and the doctors are no exception.

When the doctors came to Wang Aiguo's room at three o'clock in the afternoon, Wang Aiguo's room was still locked.

When the knock on the door sounded, Wang Aiguo immediately opened the door, but as soon as it was opened, a burst of turbid gas surged into his face, making the doctors' faces turn green on the spot.

"Grass! Fatty, why do you fart so badly! ”

Wang Aiguo glanced at the doctor, then at the warrior monk on the hospital bed, and finally shook his head and said, "It's okay, then again, doctor, do you have anything to do?" ”

The doctors wanted to talk back, but as soon as they opened their mouths, they found that the turbid gas had gone crazy and drilled into their masks, and in the end, they had no choice but to take out another mask from their pockets and put it on the previous layer.

"Routine patrols, and by the way, check the body of the person next to you!"

"Don't I need to have my body checked!"

The doctor glanced at Wang Aiguo, and finally nodded and said, "You also have to check, but it's not that serious, so just take your blood pressure and take your body temperature." ”

"Here, I'll take your blood pressure and temperature!" As he was talking, a male nurse pressed Wang Aiguo on the bed and began to help him measure his blood pressure and temperature.

On the other hand, the doctor walked up to the warrior monk and said lightly, "Does the monk feel any discomfort today?" ”

"The doctor won't tell you, I feel uncomfortable all over my body today, you see my hands and feet twitch when I can't move, it feels weird!"

After speaking, it seemed that in order to increase his credibility, the warrior monk also moved his hands and feet, and the doctor looked at it and saw that there was indeed a little convulsion.

Then the doctor nodded solemnly and said to the warrior monk: "If I guess correctly, you may have been injured by the central nervous system of the fart, but don't worry, this damage is minimal, as long as you rest for a few days, you should be fine, of course, if you continue to smell this smell, your condition may become more and more serious." ”

After the doctor finished speaking, the warrior monk cried on the spot.

"Doctor, can you change my room!"

At this moment, the doctor glanced at Wang Aiguo deeply, and finally shook his head and said: "What, you are also a member of the Buddhist sect, the Buddha said that you don't go to hell, whoever goes to hell, sacrifice you, purify all sentient beings, this is valuable!" ”

Warrior Monk: "......"

Are doctors so unkind nowadays?

……

Soon the monk's examination began, and the doctor looked at his upper body and then his lower body, and finally took off his pants and examined his cheeks.

Originally, when the doctor examined, Wang Aiguo thought it was very strange, why did he have nothing to do with examining people's buttocks, but after the examination, Wang Aiguo realized that the warrior monk was not completely injured.

The place where he hurts is his ass.

After thinking that the place where the warrior monk was injured was his buttocks, Wang Aiguo couldn't help laughing, and sure enough, the return of the causal wheel should be unpleasant.

When the warrior monk took off his pants, the doctor looked at them, and then frowned slightly.

"Monk, I've told you many times, can you please wash more? You look at it at this time, oh my God, you are from Shaolin Temple, you are obviously an orangutan from the African savannah. ”

Speaking of this, the doctor suddenly paused, and then said with a resolute face: "I estimate that the buttocks of the orangutans are cleaner than yours, and the Shaolin Temple has a branch in the African savannah!" ”

Hearing this, Wang Aiguo, who was on the side, laughed directly.

It seems that in the new barracks, the warrior monk seems to have been ridiculed because of the ass thing, but he didn't expect to return to the original scene after a year.

The nurse on the side frowned slightly when he saw Wang Aiguo smiling and rolling on the ground.

"Fat man, fat man, you be quiet, you can listen to a joke, don't laugh, look too excited, your blood pressure will be high!"

"Okay, you go on, you go on!" Wang Aiguo hurriedly said.

The examination lasted for more than half an hour, and after finally confirming that there was no problem with the two of them, the doctor quickly left Wang Aiguo's room with everyone.

After the doctor left, Wang Aiguo got out of bed, opened the curtains and doors, and changed the air in the room.

When all the windows were opened, and Wang Aiguo lay on the bed again, the whole room was so quiet that even the sound of needles falling on the ground could be heard.

But neither Wang Aiguo nor the warrior monk spoke, and both of them just lay quietly on the bed and looked at the ceiling.

After a long while, Wang Aiguo said while looking at the ceiling: "Monk, is your mission dangerous!" ”

The warrior monk thought for a while and said, "It's okay, the front is quite smooth, only in the end, I was caught in the explosion and the impact of the explosion shook me out from the third floor, and I was very lucky, and it happened to land on a discarded Simmons mattress." ”

After listening to the words of the warrior monk, Wang Aiguo nodded slightly, but soon he shook his head again, and said with a puzzled expression: "That's not right, in that case, why are you still hurting your buttocks!" ”

After Wang Aiguo finished speaking, the warrior monk fell into a brief silence.

After about two minutes, the warrior monk spoke: "I fell on the mattress, but I didn't expect that there was a spring sticking out in the center of the mattress, well, the thick and hard kind, and when I fell, the spring was right stuck in my buttocks!" ”

Wang Aiguo: "......"

"Can I laugh at that?"

The warrior monk finally turned his head and glanced at Wang Aiguo at this time, his expression was very complicated.

"If you can't hold back your laughter, I know it's ridiculous!"

Wang Aiguo nodded solemnly and said: "Listen, I am professionally trained, unless I can't hold back, otherwise I will never laugh!" ”

"Hahaha!!" After speaking, Wang Aiguo excitedly slapped his bed and laughed wildly.

Warrior Monk: "......"

What the hell are you!!

After laughing for 5 minutes, Wang Aiguo came to his senses and lay on his bed with an embarrassed face.