It is said that Cheng bites gold halfway, this time he kills a queen mother halfway, Lao Cheng and Li Xiaogong's faces are like earth, and the two old hooligans are worried together.

Because of the intervention of strong figures, the competition between the weak suddenly disappeared, and the two hobs turned a few times, and suddenly ran in front of Li Shimin at the same time, and said pitifully: "Your Majesty, let the ministers call the shots." ”

Li Shimin said twice, and said leisurely: "I just asked you who won the two of you, but you pushed and pushed and refused to tell me, and now when you see that the queen also wants to join, I remember to find me to call the shots for you, Cheng Zhijie, Li Xiaogong, do you still want to be shameless, I will ask you if you still want to be ashamed?" ”

Lao Cheng looked dumbfounded and muttered in a low voice: "Who would have thought that the queen would insert a lever horizontally." ”

Li Xiaogong was also sullen and aggrieved, and said crookedly: "The queen participates in the competition, and our two families still have a chance of winning?" ”

The two old rascals glanced at each other, and said at the same time: "This is absolutely impossible, please ask Your Majesty to make the decision for the ministers......"

Li Shimin glanced at the queen meaningfully, but saw that the queen also happened to wink at him, knowing his wife Mo Ruofu, Li Shimin immediately knew what the queen had in mind.

The emperor pretended to groan, and then he said leisurely: "It's okay to let me call the shots for you, but I have to know which of you won?" Although Li Yun's background has not yet been established, he is not an ordinary homeless person after all, and just because she has made refined salt today, I will not allow him to marry a wife casually. This marriage has to be ...... to me."

As he spoke, he glanced at the two hob meats, and said leisurely: "So no matter who of your two families can fight, in the end, you have to let me come to hand over the marriage, since the ending is the same, why don't you say it now?" ”

"It's not that you don't want to say it explicitly, it's mainly a bit embarrassing......"

The two old hooligans twisted for a long time, and Ai Ai seemed to have hidden intentions.

In the end, it was Li Xiaogong who spoke up, and his old face turned red and said: "Actually, the minister and Cheng Zhijie didn't have much to fight at the foot of the mountain, and the two of us mainly debated through their tongues, but the surname Cheng was shameless, and the minister naturally couldn't let him, and no one on either side could say anything, so I had to make a gentleman's appointment......"

Poof!

It amused everyone.

A gentleman's covenant?

Cheng Biting Jin and Li Xiaogong's gentleman's appointment?

Li Shimin laughed, pointed at the two of them and said, "With the two of you, you are embarrassed to talk about the gentleman's covenant?" There are three nonsense people in Mandatang, and the two of you are afraid that you can rank in the top two. Even said that the gentleman's covenant, will you two believe it yourself? ”

Li Xiaogong hehehe ”

Lao Cheng also nodded his head on the side and said: "Because each other knows each other's methods, and the ability to repay accounts is also comparable, this is the so-called heroes sympathize with each other, and hob meat also has its own small circle." ”

Heroes sympathize with each other?

Look at the shameless look of you two!

Like?

The ministers present all rolled their eyes, and Qin Qiong even wanted to slap them to death with a big-eared scraper.

Only Li Shimin was stunned for a moment, and suddenly said thoughtfully: "This is also reasonable, it is quite the essence of the art of war, you two are generally shameless, and the means must be similar, since you both know that the other party's account is not good, it is better to be willing to admit defeat and do a little more glorious." ”

The two old rascals grinned with joy, both of them had a kind of pride of 'the parents of the one who gave birth to me, and His Majesty the one who knows me', and nodded at the same time: What Your Majesty said is true, and this is exactly what we mean. ”

Li Shimin became even more curious, and couldn't help asking: "What kind of gentleman's covenant can make you two reach an agreement?" ”

Lao Cheng glanced at Li Xiaogong.

Li Xiaogong glanced at Lao Cheng.

The two old hooligans were stunned for a long time, and Lao Cheng's face turned slightly red and said: "Actually, there is no agreement, it's just faster than one another." The minister thinks that his daughter is Peugeot, and Li Xiaogong also thinks that his niece is extraordinary, but the one who is fighting is not an ordinary husband, so we elders don't care. ”

Li Shimin was stunned for a moment, and said in amazement: "You don't care? ”

"Then what kind of gentleman's covenant is there?" Empress Eldest Sun also came over with a gossip on her face, and her phoenix eyes flickered with curiosity.

Lao Cheng said twice, and said even more cowardly: "We elders don't care, but there is competition between juniors, Chen and Li Xiaogong have agreed that whose child goes to Li Yun's bed first, whose daughter will be the wife directly, if you don't succeed together before and after, then it depends on whose daughter's belly bulges first." ”

As soon as this remark came out, the whole audience could hear the needle.

Empress Eldest Sun's mouth opened wide, and she was obviously not lightly affected by this agreement.

The corners of Li Shimin's mouth twitched, and the emperor's mouth was bald for a long time, and in the end he couldn't find the right words, so he could only say embarrassedly: "This, this is really, it's really ingenious......

Let your own daughter seduce a teenager?

Whose belly will bulge first?

This kind of shameless and skinless thing looks at the entire Tang Dynasty, and it is estimated that Cheng Yanjin and Li Xiaogong did it.

But the two of them were still very proud, and secretly said in their hearts: "What do you want to do?" If you want face, you can't grab a good son-in-law, that's the son of King Zhao of Xifu, and the daughter is the princess of Hehe when she marries......"

The two old rascals looked at each other, and both felt that they had made a lot of money in this deal.

Chatting and talking about this, it is basically a death to talk about the sky, Li Shimin, as the emperor, can't always pull the two courtiers and continue to ask: What methods are you going to let your daughter use to trick that shrewd boy into bed?

This is not the way of the king, and he can't kill Li Shimin.

Empress Eldest Sun wanted to ask, but as a woman, she always felt ashamed to speak.

The atmosphere was slightly awkward.

However, there is no shortage of ministers who change the subject.

But seeing that Li Tao suddenly raised his hand again, he pointed to the small salt mountain opposite and said, "Your Majesty, look, that kid and Cheng Chumo have gone down the mountain......

Down?

It's just been a short time since it started, right?

Everyone was confused, and hurriedly looked at it again.

As far as the eye can see, what Li Tao said is right, but seeing that the two teenagers are descending the mountain one after the other, it seems that they are talking like this while walking, the kid of the Cheng family is obviously full of eagerness, and occasionally he even raises his hand to wipe the corner of his mouth.

"What is this for?"

Li Shimin frowned.

The eldest grandson leaned over and took a look, and suddenly guessed in a low voice: "Your Majesty, look carefully, they went to a small camp at the foot of the mountain, where a fire is being lit and cooking, and the leader is the Cheng family's girl, if the concubine is not mistaken, the two children are going to kill pigs." When Mrs. Cheng entered the palace last night, she told her concubines that the two children were going to kill four big fat pigs today. ”

Li Shimin's brows furrowed again, and he said with a little displeasure: "Good boy, he actually went to eat cheap meat, the son of King Zhao of the dignified Xifu, wouldn't he lose the ...... of the third brother by acting like this?"

Suddenly remembering that he did not express his approval of Li Yun, it was obvious that he had missed his breath when he spoke like this, and the emperor hurriedly coughed, and closed his mouth with a gloomy face.

However, the ministers present had already heard the emperor's words clearly, and these spirits all quietly handed each other colors.

His Majesty said that he didn't admit it, and he was afraid that he had already recognized it in his heart.