Chapter 551: The ability to fool people, another level!
Weiguo Mansion, outside the door of Li Yi's room.
With Cheng Chumo's music shouting, coming from outside the door, Li Yi couldn't help but hold his forehead, and an urge to take him rose in his heart.
This guy, it's just enough to go to Zheng An to steal a bicycle by himself, and now he still comes to my house?
What do you want to do?
"Hey......" sighed lightly, Li Yi turned his head to look at Yue'er on the bed, and gently admonished, "Yue'er, you lie down and don't move, you know?" I'm going to go out first! ”
"Well, Yue'er knows, Yue'er will be obedient, childe." Yue'er nodded happily.
Li Yi was relieved, got up and walked out of the room, and happened to run into Cheng Chumo.
Not far behind Cheng Chumo, several family members from their own homes were pushing their bicycles in.
Good guy, in Zheng An's place, he actually stole four bicycles at once!
Li Yi was also speechless.
"Brother Boan, look, these bikes... What do you think? Cheng Chu laughed merrily, and as soon as he reached out sideways, he pointed to two of the bicycles while smiling and patting his chest.
"Don't worry, since the two of us are brothers, we have good things, so we naturally want to share them with each other!"
Cheng Chumo looked proud, "No, I also got two for you by the way!" ”
As he spoke, Cheng Chumo motioned to the family members of the Li Mansion and pushed two of the bicycles towards Li Yi.
The smug and happy look on his face is simply not too embarrassing.
"......" Li Yi suddenly twitched the corners of his mouth, and his face couldn't help but darken.
What the hell, you stole Lao Tzu's stuff and then came back to give it to me?
Cheng Chumo, this guy, is his brain broken or not?
However, Li Yi also has to say that Cheng Chumo is indeed too good to say to himself.
Even stole a few bicycles, and was willing to give half of them to himself.
However, this did not prevent Li Yi from taking all the bikes.
"Okay, since that's the case, then I'm better to be respectful than to obey, thank you Brother Bo'an."
Li Yi hugged his fists in thanks, and immediately instructed the family members in the house, waving his hand and saying, "Leave three of the bicycles for me, and the other one ...... Let's give it to Brother Chumo. ”
"Yes, Childe." Jia Ding nodded in response and immediately pushed three bicycles down.
There was only one bicycle, and it was still in Cheng Chumo's sight.
“???” Cheng Chumo was stunned on the spot.
What's going on?
Why did Brother Bo'an order someone to push all my bicycles away?
That's all that's left?
was stunned for a long time, until all the family members had left, there were only him and Li Yi outside the small courtyard, and there was only one bicycle, Cheng Chumo came back to his senses slowly.
"No, Brother Boan." Cheng Chumo finally reacted.
turned around and looked around, and then, Cheng Chumo immediately turned his head.
Immediately, he asked Li Yi directly, "Why did you take all my bicycle away?" What about one I have left? I'll only give you two! ”
Seeing this, Li Yi smiled faintly, and then kindly reminded Cheng Chumo, "Brother Chumo, you know...... Is your behavior of stealing things a Tang law? ”
Hearing Li Yi mention this, Cheng Chumo was naturally clear in his heart.
Even though he is the eldest man of the Guogong Mansion, an official of the imperial court, and a master of the horse, once he violates the Tang law, if he is sued, then he will naturally be punished.
These truths, without Li Yi mentioning them, he already understood them very well in his heart.
But Zheng An's guy is his own brother!
He looked for Zheng An and asked for a few bicycles, could it be that Zheng An was that guy, and he still had to sue the royal court?
Therefore, Cheng Chumo did not panic at all.
"Ahem...... Brother Boan, what do you say...... It's too much! ”
Cheng Chumo waved his hand disapplauded, came to the stone bench on the side and sat down, and then said Shi Shiran, "Zheng An is my Cheng Chumo's brother, and the brothers pit each other twice, this is ...... Nothing, right? ”
It's just that although Cheng Chumo said so disapprerovingly, both the tone of his voice and his voice became lower than before.
It's not as straightforward as it used to be.
After all, Zheng An is not Li Yi.
He is a philistine businessman, and he is now at the helm of the Tang Dynasty Imperial Merchants.
Cheng Chumo is also very aware of this truth.
"Well, it's really nothing." Li Yi nodded and smiled, and after being silent for a moment, he suddenly said coldly, "It's just that if the Holy Lord hears this, maybe ...... It's nothing...... bar..."
"Hehe, what Brother Bo'an said is very true," Cheng Chumo just burst into a smile, but when he heard Li Yi's next sentence, he was directly dumbfounded.
Even, his eyes widened in amazement!
"Brother Boan, this matter ...... It's not as serious as you say, is it? Cheng Chumo's voice became weaker again, and he swallowed his saliva and asked, "Brother Zheng won't go to the saint to sue me because of such a trivial matter, right?" ”
"Possibly or not." Li Yi said calmly.
"......" Cheng Chumo was speechless for a moment.
What is this?
Isn't that equivalent to not saying it!
However, Cheng Chumo's heart was indeed a little scared.
After all, in Li Shimin's eyes, there is no room for sand.
Even if the crown prince makes a mistake, he will be punished.
Not to mention that he is just a colt.
"Brother Boan."
After pondering for a long time, Cheng Chumo looked up at Li Yi and said weakly, "Then I'm ...... now Do you want to return the bicycle to Brother Zheng? ”
"When I came here just now, Brother Zheng saw me!"
"And he didn't mention it!"
While glancing at Li Yi silently, Cheng Chu added weakly. It's just that his tone has become less tough.
It seems, with a hint of worry in it.
Seeing this, Li Yi knew that the heat was almost over.
So, he also sat next to Cheng Chumo, and then said slowly, "Brother Chumo, do you know why I left all the bicycles you stole and only gave you one?" ”
Cheng Chumo's mind has not been able to change.
It's really that Li Yi's transformation is too great, and Cheng Chumo can't think about anything else.
At this moment, all he was thinking about was what to do if he stole Zheng An's bicycle and Li Shimin found out.
Will he be punished?
Will Zheng An sue him?
Even if Zheng An doesn't sue him, in case this matter is caught by some people, when the time comes, he will go to Li Shimin and participate in his play, then what will he do?
So, Cheng Chumo, who was in a state of confusion, subconsciously said, "Why?" ”
"The reason why I did this is also for the sake of you, Brother Mo!"
Li Yixin began to talk nonsense.
"Brother Chu Mo, think about it, if this matter is known and then goes to the Holy Lord to participate in your copy, what will happen to you?"
"Surely there will be no punishment." Cheng Chumo replied, a little depressed, "Maybe I won't even have an official position." ”
"Isn't that it?" Li Yi wanted to laugh in his heart, but he still seemed to be preaching to Cheng Chumo very seriously, "This is still the lightest consequence, do you know that the eldest grandson Wuji and others in the court have always been at odds with Uncle Cheng?" ”
Cheng Chumo nodded, indicating acquiescence.
Otherwise, he wouldn't have bullied Changsun Chong from time to time.
And every time he beat the eldest grandson, after returning home, he would be beaten by Cheng Zhijie, but Cheng Chumo never said these things.
But Li Yi knows this.
The eldest grandson Wuji is the founder of the country, and he is the right-hand man of Li Shimin's Xuanwu Sect, but Cheng Zhijie and Li Jing and others are different from the eldest grandson Wuji and others.
Therefore, there are often some small frictions and small exclusions between these two groups, which is purely normal.
As for who Li Shimin prefers, Li Yi also knows in his heart.
Otherwise, he would not have wasted so much effort to do what was good for the people.
In this way, Li Jing's status will rise.
Therefore, Li Yi also took advantage of this topic to completely convince Cheng Chumo.
"That's it, Brother Chumo." Li Yi continued.
"So, don't look at me, keep all your bikes, and only give you one, the purpose of this, I don't think I need to say, you should also know!"
"In case, if someone asks, that is, I, Li Bo'an, asked you to go to Zheng An and get me a few bicycles."
"Others may not know, but the Holy One knows it."
"Before, there was a cooperative relationship between me and Brother Zheng, so once I was given three bicycles, wouldn't it be justified?"
"Brother Chu Mo, you won't be manipulated because of this!"
Li Yi said it solemnly, and he showed his key points everywhere.
said this, almost even Li Yi himself believed it.
Even Li Yi himself sighed, this special trick on people has gone to another level!
Sure enough, after listening to Li Yi's words, Cheng Chumo stopped speaking in an instant and remained silent.
'Brother Bo'an said this, think about it, don't say it's really true! ’
So that I won't be controlled!" ’
'I didn't expect that Brother Bo'an has always been thinking about me! ’
After most of the time passed, Cheng Chumo came back to his senses from the silence.
At this time, he no longer asked Li Yi where the remaining three bicycles were, nor did he ask him about the small 'grudge' that had formed between him and Zheng An, which caused Zheng An to be more wary of him.
"In that case, then I don't want these three bicycles!" Cheng Chumo waved his hand in a relaxed manner, with a relieved face.
Li Yi immediately gave a thumbs up, "Brother Chu Mo is really righteous!" ”
"Hahahaha!" Cheng Chumo burst out laughing.
Although he knew that Li Yi was not praising him, but saying that he knew the severity, it did not prevent him from being in a good mood.
The haze of being robbed of three bicycles by Li Yi before also disappeared in an instant.
"Brother Bo'an, do you have any wine?" Cheng Chumo stood up suddenly, stretched his waist and said, "Let's two brothers, have a good drink today!" ”
“???” Li Yi's face was inexplicable.
This guy is still trying to trick me into drinking?
However, compared to three bikes, a few jugs of wine is just a few pots of wine, and I still make a lot of money.
Moreover, Cheng Chumo does treat him as a brother.
The so-called sending the Buddha to the West, it is better to drink with him.
"No problem." Li Yi nodded and smiled, and shouted loudly at the family outside the door of the small courtyard, "Come on, bring my newly brewed liquor and give it to Brother Chu Mo to taste." ”
"Yes, Childe." The family at the door immediately grasped several key points.
Liquor!
And it's freshly brewed!
One by one, I couldn't help but feel a little sympathetic to the beginning of the journey.
The liquor is not ordinary.
Many people only drank half a bowl, and they would almost get drunk directly, Cheng Chumo, this guy ...... Will it work?
They had seen Li Yi and Leng Mianhua drinking together.
Both of them drank half a pot and half a pot.
The amount of alcohol is not ordinarily good, and as a result, I can only drink half a pot of wine.
Soon, Jiading Liquor brought two jugs of spirits.
Seeing that there were only two pots of wine so little, Cheng Chumo immediately rolled his eyes at Li Yi, his face was full of angry expressions, and he laughed, "Brother Bo'an, you're too stingy, aren't you?" Just a jug of wine, and you want to send me away? ”
Li Yi didn't argue with him either, "Brother Mo, there is no evidence, let's see the real chapter in our hands?" ”
"Okay!" Cheng Chumo also had fun.
Lifting the cloth lid on the wine jug, Cheng Chumo picked up the wine jug and smiled at Li Yi, "Brother Bo'an, take a dry mouth, do you dare?" ”
"No!" Li Yi directly waved his hand and refused, giving Jiading a look, and Jiading immediately lifted the cloth cover, poured a glass of wine for Li Yi, and retreated to the side.
Li Yi picked up the wine cup at this time, and smiled silently at the stroke, "Brother Chu Mo, you drink it in a big gulp, I'll just come one by one." ”
"......" Cheng Chumo rolled his eyes, secretly said that it was not interesting, and took a sip while holding the wine jug.
Li Yi was not in a hurry, and took a sip slowly.
The strong and strong wine in his stomach immediately made Li Yi's body hot, and he felt a hot sensation in his Adam's apple, which passed from his mouth to his stomach.
That hearty feeling is self-evident.
Cheng Chumo, who took a sip of the wine jug, was a little choked with spicy, coughed twice and said, "Brother Bo'an, you wine...... It's so strong! ”
Then, with a 'touch' on the ground, his whole head fell.
The wine jug has always been well protected by Cheng Chumo and has not been broken.
The sound of snoring came from Cheng Chumo's nasal cavity, and he fell asleep directly.
"......" Li Yi couldn't help but laugh with tears on his face, "Brother Chu Mo, didn't I say you, even with your little amount of alcohol, you dare to drink with a wine jug?" ”
Shaking his head, Li Yi looked at the family and ordered, "Send him and the bicycle back to the Gongfu Mansion." ”
"Understood, Childe." Jia Ding nodded, looked at Cheng Chumo very sympathetically, and immediately beckoned to Jia Ding not far away, and then someone came to help and sent Cheng Chumo back to the Gongfu together.
The pot of wine that had just been drunk on the bicycle was also brought along.
Li Yi saw that Cheng Chumo was sent away, and without violence, he recovered his losses and stretched out comfortably.
Just as he was about to turn around and enter the house, a figure ran outside the door.
And the voice of the person who came was very depressed.
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