"Let me buy salted fish?"

In the Tang Palace, Li Shimin sat alone in the study, the new generation of Tang Dynasty Emperor frowned slightly, holding a piece of paper in his hand and was stunned.

After a long time passed, Li Shimin looked at the shadow of the room, and said curiously: "Did Cheng Chumo say this or did the young man say it?" ”

There was no one in the room, but a respectful voice sounded softly, and replied in a low voice: "Back to Your Majesty, this is not from the mouth of Grandpa Cheng. No, the little grandfather was also very excited at the time, and he couldn't tell whether he was in favor or against......"

Li Shimin snorted, suddenly put down the piece of paper heavily, and said with a face full of hatred: "Cheng Chumo, this kid, has never made people worry-free, in the past, it was just a matter of Zhangtai, and I endured it if I was angry, I only thought he was ignorant of a child who didn't have a crown, but now it's good, he actually degenerated to mess with a group of homeless people!" ”

Speaking of this, he slapped the table heavily, hated iron and steel, and said: "The eldest son of the dignified Lu Guogong Mansion actually worshiped a homeless man who fled the famine and begged for food as a master, what kind of words did this matter look like, do you want Cheng Zhijie's face to go?" ”

When the emperor's temper was big, and his temper came as soon as he said it, Li Shimin suddenly thundered and became angry, and the room was suddenly silent.

There is an emperor's study in Nuoda, and there is only the emperor's own hateful panting.

After a long time, Li Shimin's anger seemed to calm down a little, and the emperor suddenly picked up the piece of paper again, and snorted coldly while reading: "It's just that he worships the exiles as teachers, and I only think that he is a child who is ignorant, but does this kid really have no brains?" He also dared to judge the law of the Tang Dynasty on the street. He also said that he was going to go to me and said, "It's good, I'm waiting for the day when he is qualified to go to court, hum." ”

An old chamberlain walked out of the shadow of the room, holding a white mist of ice water in his hand, and whispered: "Your Majesty, the weather is hot, drink a glass of ice water to extinguish the fire, Xiao Cheng'er is not yet an adult, and his personality has always been straightforward, he is still young, you can't be angry with him." ”

"No matter how young I am, I'm my son-in-law......"

Li Shimin's eyes widened, and he snorted coldly: "From a small point of view, you can know that all your life, it is said that the tree is big and upright, but I don't have the confidence to see the day when he is straight." ”

Saying hatred and hatred, he picked up the piece of paper again, and suddenly laughed angrily, and said: "Look at what this is called, a dignified prince and concubine, worshipping a homeless person of unknown origin as a teacher, he is just apprenticed, I just think he is greedy for fun, but look at what this kid wants to do?" He, he actually wanted me to go to them to buy, buy ......"

"Buy salted fish!"

The old chamberlain coughed and whispered to the emperor to add

"Yes, buy salted fish!"

Li Shimin slapped the table heavily, and the cup of ice water that shook was 'slammed' and subverted, and the emperor seemed to feel that his back molars were itching again, and he scolded hatefully: "Although I advocate thrift on weekdays, and the eldest grandson also governs the palace with savings, but my three meals a day are not bad, how can I go to the children to buy salted fish?" ”

As he spoke, he glanced at the old waiter, and said: "I don't eat fresh fish, let alone salted fish, Cheng Chumo, this little bastard, how far does he have to say such a thing?" As soon as I think about his stupid face, I feel like my chest is on fire, this stinky boy, I have to beat ......."

The old waiter seemed to have a smile on his face, and said forcibly: "Cheng Zhijie has pretended to be stunned all his life, and he hates everyone so much that the roots of his teeth itch, but we can't do anything with him, so we can only hate and hold back in my heart, and now that retribution has finally come, his sister-in-law has really become a natural second stunned." ”

Li Shimin's eyes suddenly widened, and he snorted coldly in displeasure: "Cheng Chumo is also my son-in-law no matter what he says, is there anyone like you who slanders my son-in-law like this?" ”

The old chamberlain hurriedly surrendered his hand to forgiveness, but there was not much fear in his expression, but he chuckled: "Your Majesty treats the ministers like siblings, so the ministers will be bold and talkative." ”

Speaking of this, he slowly stepped forward, carefully helped Li Shimin wipe the subverted ice water on the table, and said with a smile: "Now it seems that Your Majesty still loves Xiao Cheng'er very much, since this is the case, what kind of anger are you making?" ”

"Humph!"

Li Shimin snorted lightly, turned his head and pretended not to hear.

The old chamberlain laughed again, and said: "Also, Your Majesty, it was not Xiao Cheng'er who said that you would buy salted fish, it was said by the little boy of unknown origin. ”

Li Shimin snorted again, suddenly raised his hand and pointed at the old chamberlain, and smiled helplessly: "You, you, it's always been like this, every time something involves the old people of Wagangzhai, you guy will secretly change his concept...... I know that you are worried that they will provoke me, and I understand that you are planning ahead to protect people. But I have told you many times that I am not the kind of ruthless emperor, and I can't do the kind of dirty things that the birds hide with their bows, and in the future, I advise you to throw ......them all away as soon as possible."

"Yes, Your Majesty is right!" The old chamberlain nodded in agreement, but his face was clearly disapproving.

What kind of character Li Shimin is, how can he not see what he thinks in his heart, the emperor suddenly stood up, and said with emotion: "Lao Zhai, I know that you were seriously injured in your early years, and almost died due to your injuries, and you are destined to have no heirs in this life, so you regard the children of the old people in Wagangzhai as your own, no matter whether those little bastards cause trouble or not, you must protect them when they are handed to me, this is the loving heart of your elders, it is said that I should praise and encourage, but I still have to carefully advise you two words, lest your kindness harm those children." ”

The old chamberlain hurriedly bowed his hand and said solemnly: "Your Majesty, please speak." ”

Li Shimin sighed slightly, looked out the window with his eyes, and said softly: "Since ancient times, there has been no loyalty, and only with sticks can filial piety be produced, if you dote on those dolls too much, you are actually harming those dolls." If you want to say that Cheng Zhijie has done a good job in this matter, he will hang Cheng Chumo up and smoke it if he has nothing to do. Once he made a mistake, he smoked once, he made a mistake twice, he smoked twice, the little bastard who beat him trembled, and he panicked when he heard Cheng Zhijie's voice. ”

The old chamberlain didn't think so, but was a little angry about the calf, and said: "Cheng Zhijie himself is unreliable, how reliable can he expect his children to be?" beats the child every day, and the minister always wants to smoke him......"

Speaking of this, he paused for a moment, and suddenly his tone was a little sad, and he said: "It's a pity that the identity of the minister is already a dead man, and the identity of the head of the big dragon in Wagangzhai can never appear in the world again, so the minister can only hide silently and be angry in secret, every time he hears that the children of which family have been beaten again, the minister has a kind of anger that rushes out of the palace gate to beat their father." ”