087 Tong runs through the world to search for beauties

The son died, and the wife went crazy, which made the emperor suffer for a while. But after all, the emperor is a man, with many wives and sons, and after a while, it will pass. At this time, a great news came that the sixteen states of Yanyun were recovered.

In the second year of Xuanhe (1120 AD), the Song envoy Zhao Liangsi and others reached an agreement with Aguta, and decided to join forces to attack Liao, and agreed: the Jurchen soldiers from the pine forest of Pingzhou to Gubeikou, and the Song Dynasty soldiers from Xiongzhou to Baigou to attack; The northern soldiers are not allowed to cross the south of Songting and Gubei Yuguan; The Song Dynasty took Liao's Nanjing, the Jin Dynasty took Liao's Zhongjing, and Youyan was originally China's Han land and should be attributed to the Song Dynasty......

In the fourth year of Xuanhe (1122 AD), Tong Guan led hundreds of thousands of troops and many heroes of Liangshan to attack the Liao State. At this time, the Liao State had been beaten by the Jin people, and its combat effectiveness had seriously declined. Tong Guan and Song Jiang thought that defeating the remnants of the Liao State would be like a bamboo. As soon as I made a move, I realized that Liao Boss couldn't do Jin San's fat man, and it was more than enough to deal with Song Laoer.

Tong Guan and Song Jiang were defeated many times, and they sighed at "Liao". Tong Guan was bold and reckless, borrowed troops from the Jin people, and collected the sixteen states of Yanyun. As soon as the Jin people arrived, the Liao State was defeated and soon withdrew from the Sixteen Prefectures of Yanyun. Tong Guan redeemed the sixteen states of Yanyun from the hands of the Jin people with millions of national wealth. At this time, the sixteen states of Yanyun were nothing more than a scorched earth.

In order to be crowned king, Tong Guan made another risky move, searching for beauties all over the country and paying tribute to the emperor. Since Hu Sanniang went crazy, Zhao Ji felt that although the harem was as beautiful as a cloud, there was no one to love.

At this time, Taishi Cai Jing ran over and beat the side drum again: "Your Majesty, now that the sixteen states of Yanyun have been recovered, my Great Song Dynasty no longer has any worries." "Zhou Yi Notes" cloud: "Fengheng Yuda, but the king will not." ’”

Zhao Ji asked: "How do you say this?" ”

"To put it bluntly: my Great Song is too rich, if the emperor doesn't enjoy it, it will be too much of a loss! Your Majesty wants to set an example for the world and compare who has the greatest face. ”

"Those who know me, Tong and Cai Aiqing!"

Tong Guan received the order and immediately acted in secret. The spring breeze is proud, and you can see all the Chang'an flowers in one day. - But the flowers of Chang'an are not much to look at, thinking about it, it is better to find some stimulation for the emperor. A pure bearded girl can't do it, the emperor can't smell it. Gotta find a guy Huza. The beauties who have made friends have both the charm of the Central Plains and the coquettishness of the Hu people, and they will make the emperor confused.

Tong Guan has a subordinate named Tong Li, who is the best at slapping horses, and soon found two stunning beauties, who are Han Huza. Excellent varieties of delivery. One is called Gao Jinqiong, and the other is called Gao Yinhuan, both of which are stunning. His father's name was Gao Laozhuang, who did business with Liao in his early years and later made a fortune. The main wife is Han, and the two concubines are Liao beauties. Gao Jinqiong was born to the eldest concubine, Gao Yinhuan was born to the concubine, and the ages of both of them are famous flowers in the back garden - sixteen (pomegranate). and on the same day, only one hour apart.

Tong Guan was overjoyed, gave a heavy gift, and came to Gaofu to ask for a meeting.

Gao Laozhuang was also very happy, and he had long wanted to be an official, but he was a businessman, and he was rich but not expensive in that era. In the early years, he went through the back door and wanted to send his daughter to the palace, but the bloodline did not exist and he failed to succeed.

Gao Laozhuang bowed to Tong Guan, nodded his head, and led him to the living room for a good meal. Tong Guan has the same benefit, he talks about people when he sees people, and he talks nonsense when he sees ghosts. Moreover, he doesn't put on a stinky shelf, and he talks and laughs with Gao Laozhuang as a brother. After explaining the intention, Gao Laozhuang was as happy as eating ginseng fruit.

"Hurry up and let Jin Qiong and Yinhuan come to meet your guests!" Gao Laozhuang shouted.

The servant Gao Neng hurriedly ran out, returned after a while, and whispered: "Jin Qiong is sick, and the silver ring will come soon!" ”

"Dad, where did you come from?" As soon as the high-energy voice fell, a girl's crisp voice came.

Tong Guan only listened to the sound, his heart was refreshed, and he raised his eyes to see: a black-haired and blue-eyed girl jumped into the hall, holding a bouquet of red flowers in one hand and a bouquet of green plums in the other.

"Hurry up, I've seen your Uncle Tong!" Gao Laozhuang introduced with a smile.

"Hello Uncle Tong!" Yinhuan is not afraid of life at all.

"When we meet for the first time, there is nothing to give, so I'll give you this little fan." Tong Guan handed over the fan in his hand.

"The words on it are beautiful!" Silverring said, glancing at it.

"This is the thin golden body of the saint today."

"My sister must like it when she sees it!"

"Don't you like it?"

"I like it too."

"Do you like poetry? Can you fill in a song? ”

"I can't, I can recite a poem written by my sister to Uncle Tong."

Yinhuan stood up, activated his lips, and groaned-

Kick off the swing and get up and straighten your slender hands. Lunon flowers are thin, thin sweat and light clothes. Seeing someone coming, the socks slipped away. and ashamed to go, leaning on the door and looking back, but sniffing the green plums.

"Good words, really good words!" Tong Guan praised again and again, "Niece Yinhuan, are you beautiful, or is your sister beautiful?" ”

"My sister and I are beautiful!" Yinhuan tilted his head and said.

"Do you have to compare one first and second?"

"My sister is prettier than me."

"My sister looks like you?"

"I'm black-haired and blue-eyed, and my sister is yellow-haired and black-eyed, each with its own merits!"

Although Tong Guan didn't see his sister Jinhuan, he was still very happy, and immediately promoted the two sisters to the palace. Lede Gao Laozhuang's big snot bubble like a big bubble gum, twelve minutes to keep Tong Guan at home for luncheon.

Tong Guan has been eating and drinking spicy food for decades, except for Taishi Cai's family banquet, which can make him forget to return, and the general family banquet is not eye-catching. Once, Gao Yu invited him to eat at home, and half of it felt like chewing wax. After eating half of it, he left under the pretext, and he was so angry that he kicked the "balloon" to the room.

Gao Laozhuang's enthusiasm made Tong Guan embarrassed to go, so he reluctantly agreed. The first two dishes are indeed average, and they have the meaning of retreating.

"The third course, the four beauties platter!" A loud voice shouted, but the food did not come up.

"Lao Gao, what is the Four Beauties Platter?" Tong Guan couldn't help but ask.

"Shih Tzu fragrant tongue, sable ribs, Zhaojun's elbow, and concubine's kyphosis." Gao Laozhuang said.

"Shih Tzu fragrant tongue, sable ribs, Zhaojun's front elbow - they can all be understood. What is this 'kyphosis of the concubine'? ”

"'Guifei kyopsis' - refers to Yang Guifei'...... Don't talk about it, 'online' is not allowed to use. Tong is so smart, just think about it! To put it bluntly, it's the two biggest pieces of meat in the back. ”

"It's so hard, you just say it...... I don't want to say it, saying this word during a meal affects the appetite. ”

A chef pushes up an almost naked beauty. The four famous dishes are all placed on the belly of a beautiful woman. Tong Guan tasted all four dishes.

"Lady Tong, how does it taste?" Gao Laozhuang stared at the other party's mouth.

"Not bad!" Tong Guan's eyes are half-open and half-closed, "Xi Shi's fragrant tongue is really fragrant, Diao Chan pork ribs are particularly crispy, and Zhaojun's front elbow is fresh and tender!" It's just that this concubine is convex, and she has to taste it. - Crispy and tender! What kind of materials are used? ”

"It's also very usual. Shih Tzu fragrant tongue is the duck tongue - the duck prophet of the spring river water; Diao cicada pork ribs are pork ribs - the pig window is leisurely; Zhaojun's front elbow is the dog's front leg - the dog barks deep in the alley. Zhaojun is out of Seleng, and he eats more dog meat. - Don't talk about the concubine's convexity. ”

"That's what I'm going to hear! The ewes follow the rams, and they form pairs in the deep grass. I told you the poem, just tell me what kind of food this concubine kyvet is used for, right? ”

"It's the big pìgǔ of the little fat sheep. - After holding it for a long time, I still said the word! ”

Everyone at the table laughed.

Please take a look at the next time - 088 Cai Jing's family banquet to present Jin Qiong