Chapter 183: Dou Lian Dou Poem

"Smack!" Yelu Wu saw that he was obviously a weak chicken, but he still dared to be so arrogant, so he immediately stood up and shouted: "Then it depends on who drinks first." ”

"Let's get the question out." When the words fell, the two of them turned their eyes to Yelu in unison, "Is it a poem or a couplet?" ”

Sweat! Before he drank it, he rubbed the fire, and Yelu Crucible's old face was sneering, and he shook his fan, "Then I'll make a couplet first, everyone listen." said, picked up the wine glass on the bowl and said: "A bowl of good wine quenches the thirst of Yuan." ”

Hearing this, Green Shadow got up and answered without thinking about it: "Seven-string concerto, play the sound of the sky." ”

"Humph!" Lan Ni'er hugged her chest and leaned back, blurting out without thinking: "Five wisps of neon feathers, fluttering spring color." ”

Ah Zhen heard these three pairs, his old face turned black, these three pairs are neat, all of them contain characters and scenery, and they all express the talent of one party. But this kind of pair is really indistinguishable, there is no win or loss, I'm afraid everyone has to drink, doesn't this cost him his life?

After the connection, everyone looked at each other, and they really couldn't tell who was right, and then looked at Ah Lan and Wu looking at each other angrily, and the waterfall was pouring from the brain, and I didn't know what to do.

Yan Bingle glanced at Ah Zhen with bad intentions, saw that his forehead was sweating, and smiled slightly and proposed: "Everyone's union is neat, and you can't tell the difference for a while, otherwise you will drink three bowls." ”

Lao Tzu knows. Ah Zhen looked at the essence of the country, and saw that she was staring at herself with beautiful water eyes, her heart trembled, and she picked up the wine bowl without thinking about it.

Obviously, he drank first, but when he put down the bowl, everyone had finished drinking, Ah Zhen was dizzy and stared at Chang Bingle, and saw that her cherry lips were full of spring, delicate and beautiful, and she was smiling at her own soft state, as if she had a little meaning for herself, her crotch was tight, her heart was itching, and she blurted out and teased without thinking: "Three days of crystal words, there will be days without thinking about it, every day and every day, and 36,000 days in a hundred years." ”

A group of people had just finished drinking, and the hiccups hadn't come out yet, and suddenly saw that Lin Azhen was so fierce, and they didn't have the heart to think about the meaning of the couplet, so they hurriedly thought about the next couplet.

Ah Zhen's meaning is very clear, there will be days and no days, days and days, three consecutive days, a hundred years and 36,000 days, people in the 21st century know what "day" means, but the ancients did not necessarily know.

Although Chang Bingle didn't know what the day meant, when he heard this sentence, he would think about it for a long time, and when he saw his eyes shining and his face was joking, he knew that he was not embarrassed, and his beautiful face couldn't help but turn red, and he scolded in his heart, such a bold person, Ah Lan and others were next to him, and they dared to be so unabashed.

"The wonder of the blue forehead." Yan Bingle stood up with a smile, his eyes swept at everyone who were frowning and contemplative, and finally locked on Ah Zhen's face, although the smile was charming, but Qiyu was dignified and inviolable, picked up the wine bowl, and opened his voice: "Three mouths of the word, it is advisable to open the mouth and open the mouth, the mouth and mouth, and persuade the gentleman to have a glass of wine." ”

Lianluo, picked up the bowl and drank it to the bottom, his face was not red and he was not panting, he turned to look at Yelu Crucible, and said with a smile: "Brother Huang, you have passed the time, and the three bowls will be drunk with the forehead." ”

"Ouch......" Seeing that Eniang was so powerful, Xiao Xiuyun pouted and looked up at Ah Zhen reproachfully, "Brother Lin, you're so useless." ”

Lan Ni'er looked puzzled, looked at this guy's stunned appearance, pulled him down and sat down with one hand, glared at him fiercely, and hummed to the little girl angrily: "It's not that he's not bad, but his heart is not here." ”

Yelu Xiuyun was puzzled, a pair of small eyebrows twisted into a rope, and looked at Ah Zhen sideways as if he didn't understand, "Aunt Lan, where is Brother Lin's heart?" ”

"Alright, alright." Ah Zhen's old face sneered, and he picked up the wine bowl on the table with remorse and changed the topic and said: "Let's drink these three bowls, I swear, I will never let you drink them again, this is all right?" ”

"Okay." Xiao Xiuyun was happy again, her little head was stronger, she picked up the big bowl and poured it violently.

"Hiccup......" put down the wine bowl, Ah Zhen's cheeks were even redder, he had a long wine burp, and he looked at the essence of the beauty trick on him, and the smile was really beautiful, and he was drunk with beauty.

"Whew!" Yelu Wu drank it without pain or itching, exhaled a mouthful of wine, glanced at the swaying, stood up and came out of the couplet: "Flowers bloom and fall, flowers fall and bloom, summer, summer, autumn and autumn, summer and summer are cool, and spring begins after the harsh winter." ”

When the red cloth heard the couplet, he stood up and said hurriedly: "The tide is long, the tide is long, the tide is long, the rolls are stacked, the yang is yang and the yin are yin, I don't know when I can stop." ”

Ah Zhen hugged his chest, heard the upper and lower couplets, although the red clothes were neat and tidy, but Shaowei was a little worse, just now I fell into this quintessential beauty plan, there is no Richeng, the man stands up to the sky, and says that if you want to be Richeng, you must be Richeng. After thinking about it, the corners of his mouth suddenly hooked up a joke and a wicked smile, glanced at Yan Bingle's face, and opened his mouth again: "The full moon is missing, the moon is lacking, the moon is full and the moon is full, year after year, twilight and dawn, and the end of the night will see the sun." ”

It's another day? Everyone only feels that he has a day in the union, but what does this day mean? I couldn't figure it out, I looked at each other, and I felt that Ah Zhen's next joint was neat, and Shaowei was also in line, there was no other way, three bowls on each side, and I rolled down my stomach.

After a round of linkage, the next thing is poetry, Yelu Ah snapped, spread out the folding fan and got up and said: "Since it is drinking, then take wine as the theme." ”

"Ada, let me come." Yelu Wu drank three more bowls than Alan, and he was unwilling to ignore the weakness and stood up, and chanted as soon as he opened his mouth: "The silver candle high shochu is drunk, and it should be a feast and a ......song."

"Alright, alright." Ah Zhen didn't wait for her poem to fall, he waved his hand impatiently and stood up, raised his chest and laughed wildly: "Write poems with me, then you are simply lighting a lamp in a thatched house - looking for death"

"Huh?"

"Huh?"

"Huh?"

When the people who were listening to Yelu Dance's poems heard this, they were stunned, and their eyes rested on Ah Zhen's face, Yelu Dance's willow eyebrows tightened, her face was cold, and she shouted: "It's not your turn yet, what are you talking about?" ”

"Because I don't want to listen to your ninth-rate verses." With the smell of wine, Ah Zhentian was not afraid of the ground, rampant, extremely arrogant, hiccuped, swept his fingers around, and mocked contemptuously: "Reciting poetry with Lao Tzu, all of them are like turtles listening to the black tide, and the boy worships Guanyin." ”

Lan Ni'er saw that he couldn't stand steadily, so she quickly got up and helped him, "You're drunk." ”

"You ......" Yelu Wu was so despised by him, her face trembled with anger, and she shouted: "Okay, let you do it first, I don't believe how good you are." ”

"Dance, you don't have to say a word, my man is drunk." Lan Ni'er heard Yelu Wu talk so angrily, and finally opened her mouth to talk to her.

Ah Zhen felt very hot, pushed away the stove that hooked him beside him, and shouted loudly: "Who said I was drunk, Lao Tzu will let you see what poetry is today, a group of babies." ”

Lan Ni'er didn't expect Sanwan to make him look like this, and hurriedly grabbed his arm and persuaded: "Okay, you are the best, don't ......"

"Ah Lan, just let the forehead take a look, what kind of little baby are we?" Yan Bingle was amused to show his true face, giggling flowers, this forehead is both lustful and bold and very rampant, she is curious about how he makes poetry, as usual, it is good to go to laugh and laugh with the imperial grandmother, it is really funny.

"The title of this poem is Jiang Jin Wine." Drunken and hazy looking at the essence of the world so happy, Ah Zhen had no face and no skin, so he jumped Li Bai from the grave angrily on the spot, and shouted loudly: "Don't you see, the water of the Yellow River comes up from the sky, and it flows to the sea and does not return?" You don't see it, Gao Tang Mingjing is sad and white-haired, and the morning is like green silk turning into snow at dusk. ”

Quiet!

Dead!

When the people who were watching the joke heard these two sentences, they were immediately dumbfounded, and they looked at the swinging uncle and couldn't laugh.

"Life must be happy, don't make the gold bottle empty to the moon." One hand pointed directly at the starless and moonless sky, and the other hand crossed the back and groaned: "I am born to be useful, and my daughter will come back when I am gone." Cooking sheep and slaughtering cattle for pleasure will require 300 cups of drink. ”

"Good!" Suddenly, Yelu Yin couldn't help it, and applauded the case, and his blood was boiling to pick up a bowl of cattle and pour, "The gift of the real brother, it should be ...... seriously"

Ah Zhen couldn't hear what was being called next to him, and the poem wasn't over yet, so he turned around and glared at Yelu Crucible with drunken angry eyes, until he shut up, stretched out his fingers with both hands, and pointed to the bowl on the table between Lan Ni'er and Yan Bingle, before he opened his mouth and continued to chant: "Gegeka, beauty, will enter the wine, don't stop the cup." A song with the Qing song, please listen to it for me. ”

Everyone was stunned, looking at Lan Ni'er and Yan Bingle blankly, both of them were stunned, obediently picked up the wine bowl from the case, and when they were drinking, they heard him raise their throats and groan: "The bell and drum are not expensive enough, I hope I will not wake up after being drunk." The ancient sages were all lonely, and they only drank their names. In the past, King Chen feasted peacefully, and fought wine for ten thousand years. What is the owner's words, he has to sell the right gentleman. Five-flowered horses, daughters and daughters, Hu'er will exchange for fine wine, and sell eternal sorrow with you. ”

Yelu Crucible, Yelu Ada's jaw collapsed, and Lan Ni'er, Chang Bingle, Yelu Dance, Green Shadow, and Red Yi'er's shoulder clothes fell off. There was a dead silence at the scene, everyone was stunned, what year is it?

"End...... Is it over? Lan Ni'er didn't expect her man to really make a talent, and asked in a weak voice: "Is this going to drink?" ”

"It's over. Hiccup...... "As soon as Ah Zhen's head was a little bit, a long hiccup sounded from his throat, and the wine was as fast as a beast, paralyzing all the spirits and making the mind confused.

Ah Zhen turned the blindfold from Lan Ni'er's face, stared at Yan Bingle's frozen smile for a long time, opened his big mouth and said, "Okay, now it's your turn, what kind of problem are you experiencing, draw a line." ”

"This ......" Yan Bingle looked at him blankly, he could chant this kind of talent even when he was drunk, where could it be compared? glanced at Lan Ni'er shyly, unable to open her mouth for a long time.

"Beauty, if you don't chant, then make another topic, Lao Tzu will teach you what poetry is today." Ah Zhen leaned towards her bumpy, smiling happily.

I heard that he was flirting with the beauty, and everyone had strange faces, and before they could open their mouths to persuade and drink, they heard Chang Bingle say: "Forehead Tianjie, since there is this Yaxing, then take the night as the theme." "What a frivolous person, even if the first is talented, can he still be out of the law later?

"Night?" Ah Zhen chattered, and then laughed wildly, as soon as the laughter fell, he stepped to the side of the table, staggered and picked up his own wine bowl, took a fierce sip, raised his arm and roared at the starless and moonless Heiyu: "When is the bright moon?" Ask the sky for wine. I don't know the heavenly palace, what year is it tonight? ”

Surprise! The unhappy crowd was stunned again, staring at the man who asked the moon, dumbfounded and speechless.

The front qi made Li Bai jump out of the grave, and even Su Shi's grave was not let go of the back, Lin Azhen didn't know what the face was, digging the graveyard to occupy the poem as his own, sipping wine fiercely, waving his arm and falling when he was drunk, he heard a clang, and walked to the shocked Yan Bingle with both hands, Ling Ling looked at her and chanted again: "I want to go back by the wind, and I am afraid of Qionglou Yuyu, and the height is cold." Dance to figure out how the shadow seems to be in the world. Turn Zhu Pavilion, low Qihu, shine sleeplessly. There should be no hatred, what is the long time to say goodbye? People have joys and sorrows, and the moon is cloudy and sunny, and this matter is difficult to ......"