06. Tears of sorrow
The reason why Liu Lebao breathed a long sigh of relief was because Fang Xu mentioned what Liu Lebao was doing now in the WeChat that Liu Leyi replied to?
After Liu Leyi over there received the reply, she would definitely tell Liu Lebao's family about the situation.
In this way, the people of the Liu family were relieved.
Liu Lebao's wives are also relieved.
……
The two glanced at each other and found that they were both sweaty, with tears streaming down their faces, and they both looked weird.
"Haha......"
The two of them couldn't help but look at each other and smile bitterly.
Fang Xu raised his sleeves, wiped his tears, and then picked up the sword and put it into the sheath. Then, he smiled bitterly: "Brother, what should I do now?" If we can't go back in a few months, or half a year, or a few years, what should we do? Will Leyi marry someone else? Will those wives of yours ......? ”
Liu Lebao asked bitterly: "What should I do?" You ask me, who do I ask? ”
Then he scolded, "N
D, you are a college student of a prestigious university and a student of history, and you can't answer, can I, a contractor, answer? Alas, God deceived everyone, in fact, happiness is in hell! So, the Buddha said, "If I don't go to hell, who will go to hell?" ”
Fang Xu was stunned by his scolding and looked at Liu Lebao blankly.
A chill suddenly broke out in his heart.
His body suddenly felt cold.
His eyes were clouded again.
Tears of sadness welled up.
……
Liu Lebao suddenly came up with a clever plan to provide Fang Xu with a strategy.
He said nervously, "Well, there is." Letter! Yes, send home delivery! Send the reward money we received here, the materials we received, SF Express back, or use Deppon Logistics ......"
"Hahahaha......"
When Fang Xu heard this, he laughed out loud with teary eyes.
He felt that Liu Lebao was silly and cute.
After he laughed, he reprimanded Liu Lebao for ignorance in a low voice and scolded: "Send a letter? You're still sending letters? Still sending couriers? Haha, brother, you just came out of a mental hospital? Your sister, who will help you deliver the letter? What about mail trucks? What about airplanes? What about trains? Look at the people here, all dressed in ancient costumes, all in flying fish suits. Who knew we came from the modern world? What would they think if they knew? Will the Dog Emperor kill the two of us? Look at me, I can only endure it, as if nothing had happened. You Yadi, you have to remember what Lao Tzu said, and don't fart in public in the future. ”
When Liu Lebao heard this, he asked with a sad face: "What should I do?" What about my wife and children? It's almost the Mid-Autumn Festival, and your sisters-in-law are still waiting for me to come home? ah
d, Lao Tzu's treasures are gone, what is the use of birds when he goes back? ”
As he spoke, he wept bitterly.
Previously, he, the head of the optimist faction, would never shed tears.
Fang Xu looked at Liu Lebao sideways, and a sentence that Liu Lebao once said sounded in his ears: If you can be a contractor, what else can you be stumped by?
The foreman is the strongest man in the world.
That sentence was said by Liu Lebao when Liu Leyi led Fang Xu to Liu's house to see the old man two years ago.
But today, Liu Lebao cried.
It can be seen how difficult it is to return to modern society!
Probably, he will stay in the Ming Dynasty for the rest of his life.
……
Fang Xu pondered, turned around, and inadvertently found Li Bu walking towards him.
Startled, he hurriedly turned off his phone and put it in his trouser pocket.
Then, he quickly reached out to cover Liu Lebao's mouth, and said in a low voice: "A hundred years can be repaired in the same boat, and a thousand years can be repaired to the upper and lower bunks." Brother, now, you and I can only be brothers in the upper and lower bunks. Hey, as I said just now, we can only endure it, and for the time being, we will treat it as a guard of the Ming Dynasty. Slowly look for opportunities and travel back to modern society. I also said that these are two planes, and if you have no treasures here, it doesn't mean that you have no treasures in modern society. Oops, too
D's coincidence, I didn't expect that there was a person named Fang Xu and Liu Lebao among the guards of the Ming Dynasty. Alas, I don't know if that Fang Xu has a wife and children? If there is, then it is troublesome, what is the whole thing when you go to bed at night? ”
When Fang Xu said this, he was also full of emotion.
Liu Lebao stopped crying and separated Fang Xu's hands with both hands.
He raised his sleeves and wiped his tears, and then he saw Li Bu walking towards him.
However, he may not have gotten used to it for a while, and he came up with another bad idea, whispering, "Oh, by the way, it's hard to find the police." Then, you asked the police to check on that Fang Xu's situation, right? Stay for a while, let's go back to Fang Xu's house, it's easy to deal with! Otherwise, you don't even know what his wife's name is, so don't you help it? ”
When Fang Xu heard this, he was so angry that he smoked.
He gasped twice before he regained his breath.
He then said with a sneer: "Yadi, Liu Lebao, you said you graduated from kindergarten?" I now suspect that your kindergarten diploma is fake. I said it all, this is the Ming Dynasty. Where did the police come from? The police here are called Arrest Fast, you know? No computers, no internet, no telephones, no televisions, no cinemas. However, there are entertainment venues. ”
Liu Lebao's face suddenly turned red, and he didn't dare to say anything more.
He finally came to his senses.
Li Bu happened to walk up to the two of them, and said kindly and strangely: "You two, what are you crying about?" Let's go and see the princess! ”
"Oh, oh......"
Fang Xu and Liu Lebao answered twice, and hurriedly helped each other to get up.
Li Bu hurriedly reached out to help, supported Liu Lebao together, and walked towards the princess.
He hurriedly pulled Liu Lebao to kneel down and thank him, and said, "Thank you, princess!" The princess is very kind, and Weichen is unforgettable. Weichen smeared his liver and brain on the ground to repay the emperor's kindness. ”
Liu Lebao knelt down, his knees hit the ground, and his pants hurt like a heart.
He had tears in his eyes, and scolded in his heart: Yadi, dead Fang Xu, I value you so much in vain, and agree to marry my sister to you.
Don't you know that I'm a eunuch now?
You girl, it's good for you to kneel alone, and pull me to kneel.
Ouch, it hurts me.
Alas, not afraid of god-like enemies, but afraid of pig-like teammates.
……
When the princess heard these compliments, she felt better, so she asked Fang Xu to get up and told him to go back to the house.
She said softly: "Aiqing is flat!" Go home first to recuperate. ”
Fang Xu got up and pulled Liu Lebao to get up.
Then, he quickly clenched his fists and bowed to the princess, saying, "Thank you, princess! ”
He thought to himself: Throughout the dynasties, it is not strange to be polite and flattering, and if you are verbose, it doesn't hurt to say more, anyway, you don't need to spend money to buy good words.
The princess said no more, and turned away.
She didn't even look at Liu Lebao.
……
Fang Xu suddenly thought to himself: If only the princess could reach out and pull me up. Yadi, how about the hands of ancient beauties?