From the house to the door, walking is a blink of an eye, and when everyone goes out of the gate, they see the Taoist boy sitting cross-legged, the king of Qi did not cross his knees, but squatted on the steps in front of the door, and the big devil of the hidden door did not know what to get cheap, and he was smiling like a child.

Extending his gaze a little further, he saw two men on the steps.

One old and one young!

Blind and lame!

"Disabled?"

Li Yun was stunned in his heart, and couldn't help but look at it curiously.

It seems that because the people of the main family went out, the two husbands, one old and one young, finally improved, but seeing that the lame old man hurriedly gave his hand, with the simple smile of ordinary people on his face, he said sincerely: "I heard about the red affair of the main family, and I came to the door to congratulate me. ”

The blind young man had a calm face, as if he was listening to everyone's footsteps with his ears, but Li Yun always felt a little strange for some reason, he faintly felt that the blind boy was looking at him with his eyes.

What a pair of clear eyes they were.

It's even more ethereal and pure than a newborn baby.

Li Yun was looked at by that eye, and he actually had the illusion of being seen through everything, the pupils of those eyes were obviously dilated, which made people know that he was blind at a glance, but Li Yun just couldn't help but have an illusion, feeling that this young man seemed to be looking at him curiously.

He took a deep breath, barely holding back the illusion.

Finally, the young man also spoke softly, and his tone sounded extremely crisp, like the morning voice of a bird in the forest, and said: "There are red things and white things in the world, all of them are important things in the world, red things are happy, people need to be happy, white things are very sad, people need to be sad, the adults of the main family, thank you for rewarding the joyful meal." ”

Rushing for a happy meal?

Li Yun's heart moved!

He suddenly vaguely remembered that there was a saying in the countryside in later generations, whenever there was a red and white happy event, there must be some people begging for money at the door of the house, and when they encountered a red thing, they said that they were happy, and when they encountered a white thing, they said that they were sad, and the main family must be solemnly entertained for these people, and even a special person should be arranged to be responsible.

If no one comes to the door to ask for money, the main family will send someone to invite one or two to come over.

And the person who begs for money is not unreasonable.

Red things, catch up.

They are to set up an iron cannon in the Lord's house with a particularly loud sound.

White things, keep sorrow.

They are going to play a particularly loud suona in the Lord's house. (Note: The generation of Linyi, Shandong, where the mountains and rivers are located, still retains this custom)

It's a pity that this rule in later generations has gradually changed, and more and more people are just trying to beg for money, and even some scoundrels have joined in, specifically stopping the wedding car to ask for money.

Unexpectedly, the Tang Dynasty also had this.

……

"Are you chasers?"

Li Yun suddenly spoke, his eyes looking up and down.

What is Rush?

To chase joy is to chase joy!

Chasing joy is a person who begs for money by chasing happy events, and then lives on it.

It's a pity that the young man smiled, as if he felt that Li Yun's question was a little strange, he blinked his long eyelashes, stared at Li Yun with ethereal and clear eyes, and asked curiously, "What is a happy person?" ”

Li Yun was stunned for a moment, and then remembered that the saying that chasing joy is a later generation, and it has evolved into a scoundrel bastard, and has lost the special taste of chasing joy and guarding sorrow.

At this moment, I suddenly heard the eldest boy sitting cross-legged on the steps speak leisurely and said to Li Yun: "Good grandson, they are not happy people, nor are they sad people, because there is only one thing to chase joy and keep sorrow, and it is one of the things they shoulder. ”

Li Yun's heart moved again, and he hurriedly listened to Master Zu's explanation.

How do you know that Tong suddenly stopped talking, and instead said: "You are happy to get married tonight, you and the emperor are both members of the main family, don't hold the bowl, send it over." Although it is a bowl of chowder, you have to pay attention to eating it while it is hot. ”

Li Yun then remembered the matter of delivering food, and hurriedly walked over with a bowl, Li Shimin groaned slightly, and an emperor in the hall also walked over with a bowl.

A bowl of vegetables in the emperor's hand was given to the old lame man's husband.

A bowl of vegetables in Li Yun's hand was handed to the young blind husband.

"Thank you and good luck."

The two crippled men spoke almost at the same time, took the bowl and bowed deeply.

And then......

In front of everyone's eyes, he really squatted at the door with a big bowl and ate it.

Li Yun and the emperor glanced at each other, and they both saw the curiosity that was trying to suppress in each other's eyes.

This thing is really weird.

However, Dao Tong and King Qi had no intention of continuing to explain.

Fortunately, there was an old man who didn't care, and suddenly heard Yan Shigu say slowly: "Ancient inheritance, human race vigil, three evils and five diseases in life, eight charms in the town, no entry into the Tao, no cultivation of heaven and earth, the road of merit, five avoidances and three deficiencies, widowhood, widowhood, loneliness, loneliness, and disability, just to guard this world...... Li Yun Xiaowa, don't look at others with curious eyes, this is the backbone of our human race, your eyes are disrespectful to others, and you should not bear curiosity and ridicule, that is their merit in guarding the dark night. ”

Burst!

Li Yun almost snorted.

It was not the old master Yan who spoke, he almost thought that he had encountered the second disease of the fantasy in the later generations.

This kind of thick myth and legend describes that he doesn't know how many times he has seen it on the Internet in his previous life...... He was about to say something ridiculous, his face suddenly froze, he remembered that he swallowed the beads of the big turtle on the bank of the Yellow River, and when he woke up, he was already lying on the streets of Chang'an......

"Alas! Why are you doing this? Dao Tong suddenly spoke, sighed at Yan Shigu, and said, "The children don't need to bear this kind of pressure before they know it, but after you tell them, they have to carry some according to the rules." ”

"So what?" Old man Yan didn't care about it, obviously he was a generation of Confucian elders, and suddenly opened his mouth like a hero in the green forest, and said to Dao Tong: "Boss, boss, will you tell them when you are tired?" You're tired enough of being busy suppressing dick in your life, how many nails can you make even if you're iron? ”

Dao Tong was silent.

Over there, King Qiren's eyes widened, and he scolded Yan Shigu: "Who is the second, you are the second, your whole family is the second, and you will be the second all your life." ”

Old man Yan snorted, pointed at him and scolded him as well, and said, "You are one hundred and seven years old, and I am only ninety-four years old, you let these children present tell me which of the two of us is the second." ”

"Damn, who dares to say a word and try it!"

Old man Qi was furious, his eyes looked at everyone fiercely, his eyes first fell on Li Shimin's side, and Sen Senran asked, "Do you dare to say it?" ”

Li Shimin was furious by his eyes, and hurriedly shook his head and said: "I am a secular emperor, and it is inconvenient to judge things outside the world. ”

Old Qi Maniac's eyes continued to turn, staring at Eldest Sun Wuji and Wei Chi Jingde and asked, "What about you?" ”

The eldest grandson Wuji was even more useless than the emperor, and his face turned pale and said: "The junior was deaf just now, and he couldn't hear anything. ”

Wei Chi Jingde gritted his teeth and said stubbornly: "The predecessors are so persecuted, I choose not to say it, but you threatened His Majesty the Tang Dynasty just now, and you will sacrifice your life to resist for the prince of the country." ”

"Get out of the way!" Yan Shigu suddenly raised his foot and kicked Wei Chi Jingde hard.

The old madman over there said twice, "Second brother, you don't have to be in a hurry to maintain, Lao Tzu won't kill him today." ”

"Not in the future!" Yan Shigu looked serious and said solemnly: "If you kill him, don't blame me for crashing to death in front of you." Let no one quarrel and quarrel for the rest of your life, and always regret that I crashed into your death. ”

"Then you hit it!" The old madman Qi sneered, as if he didn't care at all, but the old madman immediately glared at Wei Chi Jingde and shouted angrily: "Get away, don't look at Lao Tzu's eyes." ”

After all, this spared Wei Chi Jingde's life.

The old madman continued to look at everyone and threatened everyone, until he looked at Li Yun, he eased slightly, but he still asked fiercely, "Son-in-law, what do you say is the old man?" ”

Li Yun's eyes rolled, and he said without slipping: "Your old man thinks that the number is the number." ”

Qi Wang Dengshi was overjoyed, pointed to Li Yun and said: "You doll is smart, you have a fight with my granddaughter, remember, live in her room for a while." Today in the coming year, the old man will hold ten great-grandchildren, if you can't give birth, I will chop you up......"

Li Yun's face twitched, pretending not to hear this crazy talk.

……

Seeing a farce, all because of the old madman's stubble, Old Man Yan glanced at the two husbands, and found that the dishes in the big bowl were about to be eaten, Old Man Yan's face changed slightly, and he hurriedly said in a rapid tone: "The people who keep the night, five avoidance and three shortages, widows, widows, loneliness, loneliness, and disability, just to guard this world, every time there is a red and white celebration, there will be a vigil to come to the door, ask for a bowl of chowder, squat at the door to guard the three watches, they are too miserable, so there is often a shortage of inheritance, Li Yun Xiaowa, do you see it, these two husbands are disabled, they came to the door today, Instead of fully congratulating, they came with a request, they wanted to plead with a companion......"

Fellow travelers?

Li Yun's heart moved?

At this moment, Dao Tong finally sighed lightly, and suddenly beckoned to Li Yuanba, who had been standing curiously by the door, stroked Li Yuanba's forehead and said, "Child, you gave them a chopstick dish......

Everyone was shocked in their hearts, and suddenly realized what had just happened.

Just now, everyone took it upon themselves to shout out Li Yuanba's dishes, originally thinking that the main family could not lose the etiquette when entertaining guests, but who knew that Tong was in a hurry to stop drinking, but unfortunately Li Yuanba had already picked up the dishes when he stopped it.

I only heard Yan Shigu sigh softly: "Normal people pick up vegetables, that is to entertain the night watchman, but Xiao Xuanzi is different, he himself is a resurrected and living soulless person, widowed, widowed, lonely, lonely, and disabled, just to guard this world, this child is destined to be a night watchman living in the dark night." The poor has just come back to life, and from now on he will be taken away as a companion......"

Although he is known as the backbone of the human race, after all, he has to live in the dark night, the old and the young are disabled, and Li Yuanba is lonely after becoming a night watchman, because he is a soulless person, even if he has relatives, he doesn't know him, even if his relatives go to see him every day, he is destined to be lonely for a lifetime.

Li Shimin and Empress Changsun glanced at each other, and both of them saw the pale color on each other's faces.

The Holy High Priestess slowly raised her hand, looking at the two night watchmen with gloomy eyes, as if there was a kind of violent and hurtful posture, but unfortunately she was forced by Old Man Qi to take five or six steps back.

……

"Old Yan senior!"

Just when the atmosphere in front of the door was depressed, Li Yun suddenly opened his mouth and said, "This night watchman, can you change the choice of person?" ”

Everyone was stunned, and Dao Tong's body trembled slightly, which could make the world's tallest person lose his stability, which showed how terrifying Li Yun's simple question was.

"Hahaha, okay!"

The old lame man suddenly let out a laugh that was no longer an ordinary person.

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