Chapter 455: Don't Spread the Word, I'll Hang Up (Author's Sincere Words)

This happened, it happened to Xiaodong, friends who know should know who Xiaodong is, right? Okay, I won't talk about anything else, don't spread the word, otherwise it will not only be the warrior monk who will beat me, but also Xiaodong.

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After a while, Wang Aiguo said with an embarrassed face: "This is none of my business, this is his own nostril." ”

"Hehe......" Wang Fatzi looked at the warrior monk with a bright red liquid flowing down his nostrils, and his expression was very playful.

Wang Aiguo pulled the thermometer out of the warrior monk's nostrils, and then handed it to Wang Fatzi.

After taking the thermometer, Wang Fatzi pouted angrily and said, "The thermometer is inserted in the nostrils, how can I take the temperature of others in the future?" ”

"Uh...... If you don't say, who knows? Wang Aiguo said embarrassedly.

Wang Fatzi rolled his eyes, then turned around and took out another thermometer and handed it to Wang Aiguo.

This time he took the thermometer, and Wang Aiguo stuffed it directly into the monk's mouth without saying a word.

However, as soon as he stuffed it into the monk's mouth, Wang Fatzi said again: "You took off his pants, this is anal body ......"

Halfway through another sentence, Wang Fatzi looked at the thermometer in the warrior monk's mouth and fell silent again.

At this moment, there was silence in the infirmary.

After a while, Wang Aiguo silently pulled out the thermometer from the monk's mouth and said to Wang Fatzi: "Can you not see it?" ”

"A meal."

"No problem."

……

I have to say that the warrior monk's health is still very good, and after only one day's effort, the warrior monk has been resurrected with full blood.

Of course, the process must be skipped. Otherwise, everyone is likely to see the demon version of the warrior monk.

However, although the fever has subsided, the situation of the warrior monk is still not optimistic.

Because...... He was seasick.

The second day of the voyage was the main gun firing assessment, and in the early morning, the main gun system was very nervous.

And the captain, in order to boost morale, decided to give an impassioned speech.

As a result, the captain was 'speaking', and the warrior monk below was holding a bucket and spitting there.

Seeing the warrior monk vomiting like this, Dadong patted him on the shoulder helplessly and said, "My brother, do you still wear only a pair of underwear in the middle of the night, and your whole body is painted with Vaseline to complete the three-kilometer armed swimming?" ”

"I ...... Gagged gagged gagged. ”

As soon as the warrior monk wanted to speak, Daito signaled him not to speak, because as soon as he spoke, there must have been some strange 'liquid' gushing out.

"Okay, don't talk about it, live well." Dadong said very helplessly.

Looking at the sad warrior monk, Wang Aiguo and Da Mian asked a little puzzled while eating oranges: "It's been so long, why don't you feel comfortable at all?" ”

"There should be some, at least less spit." Dadong carefully looked at the monk's vomit and said with a serious face.

The warrior monk glanced at Dadong, with a look of 'I don't want to pay attention to you, and I will vomit at you again'.

Wang Aiguo looked at the warrior monk, and then at the orange in his hand, and suddenly his eyes lit up.

"By the way, eating sour things seems to suppress vomiting."

"You're talking about morning sickness, and seasickness are two different things, right?" Dadong looked at Wang Aiguo a little strangely.

Wang Aiguo shrugged his shoulders, then took out an orange and handed it to Dadong: "The symptoms are the same, a dead horse should be a live horse doctor." ”

"Okay, warrior monk, do you want to try?" Daito took the orange and placed it in front of the monk.

The warrior monk was already vomiting and unable to speak, glanced at the orange in Dadong's hand, and finally took it.

"I'll believe you once." The warrior monk shuddered and brushed away the orange.

Fifteen minutes later, the monk appeared on the hospital bed of the health team. At that time, all of you who were the former main guns knew that acid could indeed suppress vomiting, but not oranges.

Oranges, which contain a lot of sugar, can actually make your intestines more unblocked, and as a result, you will vomit even more.

"When I come to my senses, I'll kill a few of you." The warrior monk lay in the hygienist's room, crying weakly.

Everyone: "......"

You can't strictly blame us for this.

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The assessment of the deputy captain went smoothly, and there were almost no problems along the way.

However, the smoother it became, the more uneasy Wang Aiguo's heart became. After all, if it goes well, everyone will return to the brigade according to the scheduled time.

Thinking of the captain's stinky face, Wang Aiguo couldn't help but shudder.

In this way, in the midst of ups and downs, the East River ship finally docked. When they were about to get close to the brigade, Wang Aiguo and the others thought that the captain should not trouble them so quickly.

As a result, hehe, before he arrived at the dock, Wang Aiguo saw the figure of the captain from a distance.

Seeing the captain, Wang Aiguo and the warrior monk's feet began to tremble. If you think about it, it's a bit of a big deal, and God knows what the captain would want to torture them?

In the midst of this trembling, the East River ship finally docked.

As soon as the ship docked, the captain immediately ran onto the ship.

Then Qin Hai rushed over in a hurry and informed the entire front main gun to go to the conference room for a meeting.

Everyone looked at each other for a while, but no one could take a step. In the end, it was the captain who took the lead, and everyone walked to the conference room with a bitter face.

As soon as he entered the conference room, Wang Aiguo saw that the captain, the political leaders of the brigade, the captain, and the political leaders on the ship were all there. At this time, Wang Aiguo had a feeling of coming to Dali Temple.

After Wang Aiguo and the others came in, no one in the conference room spoke, and everyone watched quietly. Just as this air was about to freeze, the political leader of the brigade suddenly spoke.

"Warrior monk, this is the 220,000 raised by our brigade, you can take it."

Wang Aiguo: "??? ”

Warrior Monk: "??? ”

"I didn't hear clearly, what did you say, leader?" Wang Aiguo looked at the political leaders of the brigade with a bewildered expression, looking like he was in a fog.

The captain looked at Wang Aiguo, and said with a pale face: "Okay, don't talk nonsense, make it like a girl, I have already verified what the warrior monk told me, and I have also gone to see this little girl in person, it is indeed that they are in need of help, and I can especially understand why you are so crazy, so I will not worry about this matter." But then again, we are not allowed to have a second such thing, if there is anything you must tell us, as long as this matter is a good thing, we will definitely find a way to help you. ”

"You have to understand that we are a military unit and a big family, how can anyone have an accident in the family and everyone will stand by and watch."

When the captain said this, Wang Aiguo's head crashed instantly. Is this still the unsmiling captain? Damn, this thing can speak human words?

The warrior monk trembled and accepted the donation of 220,000 yuan, and this tower-like man had red eyes at that moment.

Looking at the warrior monk's excited appearance, the captain smiled slightly.