Chapter Twenty-Eight: The West Mountain Compares Arrows

The students finally passed the class time, and Song Jue went out with the ring ruler. As soon as Song Jue left, the students immediately blew up the camp, staring at Song Zheng, thinking about how to have some fun. Especially those who were beaten, they were all ready to vent their anger on Song Nerd.

The dozen or so students were divided into two groups, and the Qian Manquan led the group, all of whom were of the same clan with the surname Qian, plus three students from Wutang Village. Zheng Dekui's grandson Zheng Yijing led a group of people (don't blame the name for being ugly, it was Zheng Dekui who asked Song Jinshi to give it, which means that it is enough to read one of the "Six Classics", and half of the "Analects" can still rule the world, not to mention the First Classic, this name is very meaningful), including students of the Song and Zheng ethnic groups. Song Zheng didn't come to class for a while, and the two gangs often fought. The only hobby these two gangs have in common is to play tricks on Song Nerd.

This time, it was Qian Man's cabinet that took the lead, and the two Song and Qian families had a deep contradiction, plus they had just been hit by Song Zheng and had a nosebleed, so Qian Man's cabinet was naturally obliged. This bad boy walked up to Song Zheng and said, "Little boy, where is my "Su Nu Sutra"? As soon as these words came out, the students burst into laughter.

Song Zheng said dumbfoundedly: "That book has been burned." Without waiting for the money to fill the cabinet and take the opportunity to find fault, Song Zheng continued: "The painting is too bad." ”

Hey, as soon as these words came out, the students in the room were stunned. At the beginning, Qian Manquan took the "Su Nu Sutra" to show off, saying that his second uncle got it from Juxian County. When these dozen or so students saw it, they immediately caused a sensation. It was a rare "masterpiece" that attracted the eyes of many people. Song Nerd actually said that the painting on it was too bad, which is really unreasonable!

Qian Mangui was also stunned for a moment, and said, "So, is there a better Song Xiaogongzi?" ”

Song Zheng nodded stupidly, then took out a few pieces of paper from his schoolbag and scattered them among the tallest and strongest students. Wow! Good pictures with color, bad boys scramble to watch.

I also got one from the money cabinet, which painted a woman with a graceful figure, a melon seed face, willow eyebrows, apricot eyes with spring, and a slightly open sandalwood mouth. The woman raised her hands and pulled up a green silk hair, looking extremely excited. The clothes on his body were half-covered and half-exposed, and his breasts were also exposed, and there was a little bright red on them. Looking down further, she was sitting on a bearded man, and the intersection was naturally delicate, and even the green tendons were drawn (this thing can't be written more, hehe).

Qian Manjiao He had seen this, and he was immediately dumbfounded, and both eyes were red. It wasn't just him, so the students who saw the painting were flushed and trembling. There are a few that don't work, and the crotch is wet.

Song Zheng didn't speak, and the expressions of all the students were in their eyes. When these bad boys woke up, they all looked at Song Zheng with green eyes. Song Zheng said, "I still have one at home." When the students heard that there was a whole volume of such paintings, they immediately shouted. Strongly asked Song Zheng to bring the book.

Song Zheng said suspiciously: "What is this, you all want to see it?" The students burst out laughing.

Qian Man's cabinet stared at Song Zheng and asked, "Where did you buy it from?" Is it from the town? How much did it cost? ”

Song Zheng said: "That book was given to me by Dr. Gao, saying that it was for me to use for enlightenment." What is the name of "Wei Xiaobao's Eighteen Wonderful Hands", he also told me that this is a kind of kung fu, and regular exercise can maintain health and prolong life. I copied these pictures, and the book looks much better than this one. Song Zheng was unhappy with Old Man Gao, and he recognized his grandfather again, and threatened him with "strange dreams", so he disgusted him. Besides, Old Man Gao is a doctor, and he naturally understands the human body more deeply than others, and some people believe it. It is estimated that no one will take this to the old man Gao for verification.

Sure enough, when all the students heard that it was given by Dr. Gao, they all showed an expression of "so it is". When I heard that the paintings in that book were more exciting, I couldn't hold back even more, and once again expressed my strong desire to see it. Song Zheng said at this time: "What kind of broken kung fu is this, I can't understand it anyway." It doesn't hurt to show you. But Dr. Gao said that this is a unique skill, and it can only be passed on to one person, so who should I give the book to? ”

All the students said that they wanted to learn this kung fu, and Song Shudu's classmates have now become the fragrance of this group of people, and everyone has come to set it up. Some took out the slingshot to change it, some took out two pieces of dim sum, and the classmates who were full of money actually found a small piece of broken silver. There was also a classmate who said that he wanted to teach Song Zheng the experience of "being beaten without pain", but he was laughed at by everyone, and it turned out that this kid's experience was that every time he took a ring ruler, he silently recited a sentence of "meat elbow" in his heart. At this time, there are no more gangs, and with such a good thing in front of them, brothers have to fight.

Seeing Song Zheng's dazed appearance, Qian Manchu spoke, "Who is the most powerful to whom." He pushed Song Zheng away with one palm today, and he felt that his skills had increased greatly, and he wanted to solve the problem with his fists. As soon as these words came out, several of the strongest people waved their fists, and they all claimed to be the most powerful in fighting, and two of them were about to start practicing.

Although Qian Manji is the tallest, he is thinner, and he is not the most powerful in fighting, so he rolled his eyes and said, "Since it is this kind of kung fu, we must solve the problem in this way." With that, he pulled aside a few of the leaders and discussed in a low voice.

Song Zheng was stunned, he wanted to whet everyone's appetite, and then lure the money full of money to rob it, and then instigated everyone to beat up, and then he took the opportunity to kick a few more times. In the end, the money cabinet was certainly beaten the hardest, and other people were inevitably beaten, which showed the evil spirit of being teased by everyone before. He thought very well, who knew that this kid with a full cabinet of money actually had another good idea.

After a while, several classmates discussed, and Qian was full of money and said: "Song Xiaogongzi, let's go to the competition after school in the afternoon, who wins to whom." ”

Song Zheng asked, "What are you comparing to?" ”

Qian Manchu said, "Of course, it's 'comparing arrows'." After that, he laughed, looking very cheap.

Song Zheng didn't know what they were doing, so naturally he wouldn't agree, so he said: "If you don't tell me what's going on, I won't bring the book, this kung fu can't be passed on casually." ”

There was no way to fill the cabinet with money, so he had to pull Song Zheng aside alone and give him a lesson in physiology and hygiene. After listening to the words of the full cabinet of money, Song Zheng was dumbfounded. It's amazing that this cabinet full of money can even come up with such an idea. Another genius was born!

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After school that afternoon, five "powerful" students followed Song Zheng to the foot of the West Mountain, including Qian Manji, Qian Manchu and Zheng Yijing. Everyone found a relatively hidden place, and the money cabinet drew a straight line on the ground, and the five people lined up along the straight line, standing five feet apart, and took off their pants together. Since the "Comparison Arrow" refused to visit this time, the five people were not embarrassed.

Each of the five students held a colorful spring palace map in their hands, and their hands began to work on their lower bodies, and soon the sound of "oh, oh" sounded. And Qian Manchu was swollen by the ring ruler on his right hand, so he could only use his left hand to work, and his movements were quite awkward. Song Zheng was not interested in watching their battle, but patrolled back and forth behind them, his eyes fixed on the cabinet full of money. After a while, Song Zheng saw that Qian Youcai began to collapse all over, and his lower body began to push forward hard, and he saw that he was about to reach the peak. Song Zheng smiled, this kid can't do it, he will be the first to end the battle.

Song Zheng came behind the money cabinet, grabbed a snake from his schoolbag and put it on the ground. When the first "arrow" of the Qian Man Cabinet was shot, Song Zheng shouted "There is a snake", and then jumped up, hit the Qian Man Cabinet with his back, and at the same time slammed his elbow on the waist of the Qian Man Cabinet. The cabinet full of money "ah" and lay forward, because of the surprise, the lower body was poking on the stone on the ground. The money cabinet screamed, and lay down on his back with his crotch covered. The other three boys were startled and softened on the spot. Qian Manchu shuddered and sat down on the ground, the ground wet with the outpouring of things.

It turned out that at noon, Song Zheng ran to the West Mountain, caught a non-poisonous green snake and put it in his schoolbag. In the afternoon, he put it with the book "Wei Xiaobao's Eighteen Wonderful Hands" and brought it to class. Since the bag strap was already tightly fastened, the snake could not climb out. Just now, all the students were busy with their work, and no one paid attention to Song Zheng releasing the snake.

Several classmates looked at the place pointed by Song Zheng, and sure enough, they saw a green snake swimming, and soon crawled into the grass and disappeared.

At this time, the money cabinet was still wailing, he covered his crotch with both hands, and his body curled up, constantly rolling back and forth. And our little boy Song became at a loss again, shouting loudly: "Brother Man, how are you?" There was panic in his voice. Several classmates put on their pants and came to the side of the money cabinet, and when the money cabinet finally stopped, Qian Manchu opened his hands, and everyone took a breath of cold air together: The money cabinet is over for a lifetime.

In the end, the results are counted, and it is natural that the students who are full of money will win the first place. Out of compensation, none of the other three had any disagreement. As for Qian Manhoard, because he shot the "arrow" in place, the competition score was zero, and he would not compete with his classmates.

The incident happened suddenly, and everyone saw the green snake again, and no one could say anything. In the end, Qian Manjie glanced at Song Zheng viciously, and slowly left with the support of Qian Manho. Before leaving, he didn't forget his competition prize and carried the book in his arms.

The remaining three people looked at each other, as if they realized that this Song Xiaogongzi was not simple, so they looked at Song Zheng with some fear. On the way back to the village, Zheng Yijing stepped forward and said, "Song Xiaogongzi, I couldn't live with you before, don't take it to heart." Song Zheng still looked dumbfounded, and said in a puzzled tone: "Before? It wasn't much before. Zheng Yijing and the three of them were confused again, is this Song Xiaogongzi really stupid or fake? (Ask for flowers, ask for votes, ask for collections, welcome to comment)