He secretly said in his heart: You Yadi, didn't you bring up this topic?

Why did you suddenly turn your face?

Alas, this ancient girl is too subtle!

It's still a modern girl, how bold, what to say, it's not taboo at all!

Not to mention discussing problems, even if Lao Tzu wants to kiss and hug when he wants, no girl has ever lost her temper at Lao Tzu.

The university that Lao Tzu studied is still the highest university in the country!

……

However, Fang Xu only remembered at this time: no matter how talented he is, no matter how much he is better than the ancients as a modern person, he can't comment on royal affairs, this is a taboo for any emperor!

It was only at this time that Fang Xu remembered some lessons from history.

Therefore, he made up his mind that in the future, if the emperor or someone in the royal family asked him to say or do it, he would not take the initiative, so as not to cause trouble and lose his head.

Sure enough, Zhu Miaoman said coldly: "Fang Xu, how old are you?" You are a little guard, a royal affair, are you thinking about it? Get out of the palace! Tonight, you don't need to go to Wenlou. Hum! ”

She scolded Fang Xu angrily, and turned away angrily.

"Thank you, princess, for your lesson!" Fang Xu was depressed, but he had to kowtow to her figure and thank him.

Liu Lebao, who was following behind Fang Xu, was dumbfounded and stood stupidly.

He didn't expect Fang Xu to be reprimanded by Zhu Miaoman like this.

He said in his heart: Yadi, Lao Tzu thought that Fang Xu would become popular, and tomorrow he would be popular through half the sky, and he would become a great singer in ancient history.

Unexpectedly, Fang Xu is still not a fart in the eyes of the princess and the royal family! Alas, in this ancient world, everyone who saw the royal family had to kneel.

Lao Tzu's knees, just one day, were red and swollen.

What's this called?

Alas, good dreams are always awakened by urine!

……

At this time, they had already arrived at the Wenlou next to the Fengtian Temple, and there was no one else except the guards who were standing guard and on duty all night.

"Smack!"

Fang Xu waited for Zhu Yunni's footsteps to walk away, and then stood up.

He slapped himself twice and scolded himself angrily in a low voice: "Yadi, Lao Tzu is too eager to show himself." Alas, now it's not human inside and out. The battle of Jingjing that will happen in the future, what is the matter with Lao Tzu? Why should Lao Tzu be in a hurry to change the historical facts? Just find a way to go back to modern society. ”

He really did some soul-searching.

……

After Fang Xu finished beating himself, he exclaimed again: "Oops, it will hurt if you hit yourself!" Yadi, if I knew this, Lao Tzu wouldn't have slapped himself. Oops, the tooth plate is loose, how will Lao Tzu gnaw the bones tomorrow? Oops, it hurts me. ”

He covered his face with both hands, and felt that his face was spicy.

Zhu Miaoman actually didn't go far.

She stopped around the corner, looked back again, and saw Fang Xu standing up and slapping herself, as if she was a little stupid.

She couldn't help but laugh, amused by Fang Xu's strange behavior.

She secretly praised Fang Xu for being smart in her heart, and said in her heart: Hehe, not bad!

This kid can reflect immediately and has a future in cultivation.

It's just that I reprimanded him too harshly just now.

I wonder if he will alienate me in the future?

……

Then, Zhu Miaoman's cheeks were hot again, his thoughts were like a tide, and he couldn't calm down for a long time.

She said in her heart: However, if I don't reprimand him like this, he is too sharp, sooner or later he will cause trouble, and sooner or later his head will fall to the ground.

The one who smashes the foot and always trusts the axe.

Alas, what am I worried about him doing?

He's just a little guard.

The door is not right, the door is not right.

Even if I wanted to, what about the Queen Mother?

What about the royal brother?

Will they agree?

……

Zhu Miaoman was in a state of thought for a while, her cheeks were pink, and her ears were hot.

Liu Lebao's legs were weak, and he walked with a swaying body.

When he came to Fang Xu's side, he persuaded him in fear: "Brother, let's go." ”

Fang Xu said angrily: "What are you going to go?" The emperor asked me to come to the Wenlou. The emperor didn't make an order, can I go? ”

Liu Lebao was stunned by Fang Xu's words.

He reached out and patted the back of his head, and said incredulously, "What...... What ......, the princess told you to get out of the way just now! She said that she didn't need you to write a story in Wenlou tonight. Yadi, if you don't leave now, won't you cause trouble again? You girl, do you want to kill Lao Tzu? ”

Fang Xu reasoned with himself.

He said forcefully: "Go your sister, the princess is telling me to get out, she didn't say let me go!" I'm going to roll on the ground twice now, pinching my eggs. ”

As he spoke, he rolled on the spot, got up again, and really reached out to stroke the two eggs in his pants.

Seeing this, Liu Lebao scolded incoherently angrily: "This ......, you ......, is there such a difference between 'rolling' and 'walking'?" ”

He pointed at Fang Xu, opened his mouth and stammered, and smoked through seven holes.

"Hahahaha............"

The guards standing guard in front of the Wenlou couldn't help but laugh, and they all covered their mouths and smiled.

They felt that Fang Xu was so funny, and what he said made people feel incomprehensible.

"Hehe......"

Seeing this, Zhu Miaoman, who was around the corner, was also angry and funny.

She peeked at Fang Xu pinching her pants like this, and her pretty face immediately turned red.

She secretly said in her heart: This Fang Xu is really stupid and cute sometimes!

Is he playing dumb?

Or is it really stupid?

Is rolling on the ground?

Alas, I am an island, and Fang Xu is a bird.

The sky is our farthest distance!

Hey, what does he mean by 'you Yadi'?

‘

What does d' mean?

What does 'your sister' mean?

These words are quite fresh.

How is it that I have heard such a new word for the first time since I became sensible?

Who invented it?

……

Then, Zhu Miaoman thought to herself:

D, why has Fang Xu's temperament changed so much since today? He has a lot of strange words.

I remember that Zhu Miaoman was not like this before.

In the past, he was very cautious and cautious, and rarely spoke.

Yadi, why did Fang Xu's temperament change so much today?

D, could it be that after he was injured by the black flame bomb, his brain was not good?

Or was it that his brain was in a state of chaos, and as a result, the black flame bomb woke up?

Yadi, is there such a good thing?

……

Zhu Miaoman didn't know "your sister", "

d", "you Yadi" are swear words, I feel that the words that came out of the mouths of Fang Xu and Liu Lebao are quite fresh, and they even imitate Fang Xu's tone.

She muttered, suddenly feeling funny, and actually laughed out loud.

At this time, Emperor Jianwen, accompanied by Shi Tian, Wu Gang, Gongsun Ying, Fang Xiaoru, Huang Zicheng, and Qi Tai, came to the front of the Wenlou.

Emperor Jianwen saw Zhu Miaoman talking to himself and laughing at himself at the corner alone, and couldn't help but ask strangely: "Imperial sister, what are you laughing at?" ”

Zhu Miaoman's face was hot and heartbeat, her cheeks were hot, and she was very embarrassed.

She hurriedly stammered to cover up: "Yadi, is the emperor coming?" You're here so soon? Not...... Nothing...... Sister is waiting for you here......"