Chapter 42: The Straight Lady Thief

Su Xiaocai ran wildly and felt that in front of the store, the master covered his ears and stood in front of the door.

"What's going on? What about the dragon? ”

"It's a big deal! The dragon is scared out! ”

"Huh?"

"It's nothing to scare out the dragon, just wash and change your pants, the key is that this thing you made, the sound is so loud, rare in the world, like thunder! The forbidden army has a weapon called the Heaven-Shaking Thunder, which is known as the invincible power of God, and I have seen it when I was a teacher, and it is not as loud as you! ”

"What's wrong with your ears?"

"The mud stuffed in front of this thing just hit the teacher's ear......"

"Seriously?"

"Break a small opening...... The topic has been led astray by you again! What the teacher wants to say is that such an earth-shattering sound will definitely alarm the soldiers to come and inquire...... Once we are to be punished for the crime of making weapons privately, everything we have done before will be in vain! ”

"Ah...... Hide the rest! ”

"Don't worry, you're not stupid as a teacher, you have already sent someone to throw it into the Bianhe River......"

Su Xiaocai patted his heart and said, "That's good!" That's it! ”

At this time, those who chased over to see the excitement had already blocked the water around Li Ji's bookstore, and everyone smelled the smell of gunpowder and chattered......

"Okay, forget about it for now, everything goes according to plan!" Su Xiaocai gave an order, and the master commanded the shopkeeper to start shouting: "Once upon a time, there was a mountain, and there was a stone on the mountain, and suddenly one day, the stone broke through the earth, and a monkey popped out, and the monkey became the king in the monkey group, called the Monkey King, and the Monkey King drifted across the ocean to learn the art under the Bodhi Patriarch...... The monkey is dissatisfied and makes trouble in the heavenly palace...... Caught by Erlang God, escorted to the demon slashing platform, axe machete, fire and wind, thunder and electric shock, no monkey can be hurt! So Taishang Laojun appeared and pushed the monkey into his gossip furnace, and the civil and military samadhi really burned for 7749 days......

Knowing what will happen next, please come to Li Kee Bookstore......

Li Kee Bookstore, opened today, for a period of time, dedicated to telling the story of this monkey!

During the soft opening period, there will be two shows a day, and the time will be in the afternoon and before the evening hours! Each first-class seat pattern is two taels of silver, the second-class seat is one silver, and the third-class seat is three hundred ......"

As soon as everyone heard this, this introduction exploded instantly......

"Two taels of silver, why don't you grab it? ……”

"Mother! Two taels of silver, the popular girl upstairs is enough for one night......"

"Birds! Two taels of silver! ”

"Two taels of silver? Inhuman......"

……

All kinds of roars, foul mouths, stamping, gnashing of teeth, and some secretly touched the money bag and quietly left! But those who roared and roared continued to scold......

"It's already very favorable......" As soon as Xiao Er spoke, his voice was immediately drowned in a burst of angry scolding!

"Birds!"

"Birds! It's also called a discount......"

……

When the crowd was angry, the soldiers separated the crowd and walked to the door of the store!

"What happened?"

A total of five soldiers came, all with their nostrils facing the sky, looking like they wanted to eat people......

"Uh, the villain is here to open a tea shop to tell stories, and the guests are too expensive and are making noise!" Master explained.

"That's not what you asked! There was a thunder on the ground just now, so loud, what are you doing? The soldiers glared at the master.

Master said secretly: "I put a big firecracker, and I accidentally made it too big, so the noise is relatively loud......

"How big?"

"It's probably that ......big," the master pointed to the head of a guy next to him and said, "The size of a human head!" ”

"The size of a human head? You're looking for death! ”

"Yes, yes, what you taught you, Master Jun! I don't dare to do it again in the future, the villain is also frightened, please a few of you! There is only one left, and the villain doesn't dare to let it go, so he bothers the military master to take it away! "Master looks flattering.

So the shopkeepers followed and entered the door. There are two of them, Su Xiaocai knows, that is, as soon as he came over and was salvaged from the river, he was taken by these two to ask. Now that Su Xiaocai has brought a wig and worn bright clothes, and the whole person is handsome, they naturally don't know Su Xiaocai!

Su Xiaocai followed, and the master invited them to the inner room, pointed to a jar, and said, "There is only this one left!" ”

"It's a jar!" The soldiers said angrily.

"No, Master Jun, take a closer look, this is really a big firecracker, can you uncover it?" Master smiled.

A shopkeeper stepped forward and opened it, only to see that there were three or five hanging coins inside, so he immediately put a smile on his face, covered the jar, held it, and shook it......

Click!

The sound of the copper coin hitting the jar made everyone else understand......

"You're the bald merchant you are common, why are you making a fortune now? Have you had the money to open a tea shop? ”

"This tea shop is not a villain, it is a petty official of my family!" Master said.

Since Master said so, Su Xiaocai naturally had to stand up!

"Xiaosheng Qinzhou Li Xun, I have seen all the military masters! The small shop opened, and I was thinking of sending someone to invite you military masters to come and guide, I don't want this artillery battle to be too loud, so you military masters are coming, and I will ask you to take care ......of it in the future."

"You are from Qinzhou, why do you know the bald merchant who has been in Tokyo all the year round?"

"This is a long story......," Su Xiaocai then followed the routine that the master had already arranged, saying that he was the son of the original county order of Shanggui County, Qinzhou, and was also a small Yanei, only because of his father's violent illness and died, and his mother soon passed away, he was young, and was coaxed and deceived by a group of relatives and evil neighbors, and snatched by ingenuity, in five or six years, the floating wealth was quickly looted, leaving only the ancestral house and more than 100 acres of fertile land, and had no choice but to sell, rushed to the capital to make a living, and did not expect to be cut by a strong man on the road, fortunately, there was a bald merchant who rescued him, and came to the capital. It's always been the benefactor who helps take care of it, and now everything is taken care of by the benefactor......

"Good! Merchant righteousness! The petty officials are also auspicious people, and they will be able to get rich and noble in the future when they gain a foothold in the capital...... This big firecracker, we will take away the errand, congratulations on your opening, the money is rolling! ”

"Thank you ......"

This matter is just like that! Su Xiaocai was very surprised, the soldiers saw the money, and they didn't check the house, nor did they ask the surrounding people to understand the situation, so they really just left!

Money can really make ghosts grind...... However, the Great Song Tokyo City, such a devastated defense, if you are really ill-intentioned and make a mess in Tokyo City, you can make a big mess casually!

When I came outside, I found that the arrival of the shop soldiers did not affect the ticket sales at all, and those who spent their arms took the initiative to assume the role of order maintainers, organizing people who were willing to buy tickets to line up, and the queue was very long......

It seems that two taels of silver did not deter most people......

However, the show could only accommodate 200 people, and the tickets for the day were quickly sold out, and the pre-sale of tomorrow's tickets began! Of course, in order to take care of the latecomers, tomorrow's afternoon session will still be today's content, and the night session will be new, and so on in the future! Advance tickets also sold out quickly......

Even the tickets for the three-day trial operation have been sold out......

Some people didn't buy tickets, and some people couldn't continue the story due to the number of shows, and everyone shouted......

"Everyone, this is easy to do! Half a month later, the story of the monkey will be halfway through the book, and at that time, almost every book fan will encounter the shortcomings of the story due to the lack of tickets and the problem of the number of shows......

Although it will be repeated in the future, as the days go by, everyone will buy tickets and listen to the whole story, but the longer it goes, the more itchy it will be, which is also a disadvantage!

In order to make everyone's hearts happy, we will launch the book "Monkey King" in half a month, so that everyone can read it in one go......

Of course, there are also illiterate people, and after buying a book, you can also find someone to read it to you...... Even, if you buy a book, find someone to stand on the street and read it, walk by, and want to listen to it, you need to pay for it, and you will make a small profit because of this book!

Think about it, isn't it a good deal?

Therefore, this book is twenty taels of silver, which is definitely a conscience price......"

"Birds! Mother! ”

"Inhuman, inhuman......"

"Straight Lady Thief ......"

“……”

……

The scolding shook the sky......

However, all this was expected by Su Xiaocai......

However, something unexpected happened! Those soldiers pushed through the crowd and appeared again! And there was a person with him, holding Su Xiaocai and the big firecrackers made of wood in his arms!

"Didn't you throw it into the river?" Su Xiaocai quietly asked Master.

"Yes! What's going on......"