Chapter 161: The Hero Hands Over the Blank Paper
The person who came was Li Jiantai's son Li Guohao, one of the four sons, who was also wandering on the street, and heard that it was lively, so he rushed over.
"Chen Gongzi, such an elegant matter, don't call me, it's too unrighteous."
Chen Yunze also bowed his hand elegantly and said, "Li Gongzi also wants to come to join?" Then come on, the two of them are also fighting, and the three of them are also fighting, I wonder if Lord Qin has any opinions? ”
"No comments! Chen Gongzi chooses martial arts, Li Gongzi, what do you choose? Qin Yiming asked with a smile.
Li Guohao heard outside the door what Wendou was and what Wudou was, so of course he chose Wendou.
"Wen Dou!"
"Shameless!" The little monkey muttered under his breath.
Li Guohao sat down, and the three parties gathered.
"But I just heard Lord Qin say about crazy seven seconds and eighteen hells, but it's the first time I've heard of it, I don't know what kind of trick it is, but I've never heard of it." Li Guohao and Chen Yunze have never heard of this crazy seven seconds and eighteen layers of hell, and they don't know how to play drinking, after all, they are gentlemen, and today there is a way to play that neither of them has ever seen, which is really quite strange.
It's no surprise that they don't know that the crazy seven seconds and the eighteenth layer of hell are the ones that come to life in those bars.
"Seven seconds of madness, it's one pound of wine for one person, drink it all within seven breaths, eighteen layers of hell, it's eighteen glasses of wine, drink until you play." Qin Yiming could only introduce it so simply, after listening to Qin Yiming's introduction, the people around him suddenly felt a lot of insight and nodded one after another.
Chen Yunze's face turned into pork liver, a pound of wine? This is drunk and proud, what kind of joke, he still thought that Qin Yiming could not last three cups at most, but he didn't expect that the opening of this was measured in catties, Chen Yunze thought, this Qin Yiming must not know the power of this drunk and proud wine, otherwise he would not be so arrogant, he can only explain like this and comfort himself.
"I'm a master from Beijing, Lord Qin is a guest from afar, please invite first, serve wine!" Chen Yunze seized the opportunity and spoke first.
The shopkeeper directly brought a pot of wine, this pot is exactly a catty, more than a hundred taels of silver.
Qin Yiming pulled out the red cloth from the mouth of the pot, stood up, stepped on the bench with his right foot, his posture was not very elegant but atmospheric, and said to everyone: "Everyone help Qin count seven, count to seven Qin is still drunk, that is, Qin loses." ”
"Good!" The adults around him responded loudly.
"Let's go!" Qin Yiming yelled and began to pour wine.
"One, two, three......"
Chen Yunze saw Qin Yiming's throat rumbling and moving, he didn't even take a breath, he knew that he had kicked the iron plate today, his face was pale, if he lost, he would have to drill his crotch!
"Five, Six......"
boom
The wine jug slammed heavily on the table, and everyone's eyes were fixed on Qin Yiming, this wine was finished? So fast? Everyone watched the movements of Qin Yiming's hands.
Qin Yiming picked up the wine jug and flipped the flask over, with the mouth of the jug facing down, and sure enough, not a drop of wine flowed out!
"Good, good." The people around him applauded loudly and applauded like thunder.
"Chen Gongzi, it's your turn!" Li Guohao looked gloating, he knew that he was so drunk, although Qin Yiming's amount of alcohol surprised him, but he was not afraid, because he chose Wendou, Wendou is more important than knowledge, no matter how much he wastes his studies, he is confident that he is stronger than this martial artist, so now he just wants to see Chen Yunze make a fool of himself.
Chen Yunze stiffened, stood up, pulled out the red cloth of the household registration, did not talk much, closed his eyes and began to drink.
"One, two, three, four......"
Chen Yunze consciously churned his stomach, and the strength of the wine went straight to his nose, almost choking, he quickly pinched his nose and continued to drink forcibly, he couldn't afford to lose.
When the number of people around him reached seven, Chen Yunze also put down the wine jug, and at this time he almost didn't suppress it, but he was still forced to press down, and he could be regarded as holding on.
"Drink...... After drinking, I ..... Finished drinking, haha. Chen Yunze said intermittently, and anyone with a discerning eye could see that Chen Yunze had lost. Now he was unsteady on his feet, and began to stumble up, but fortunately the family helped him to sit down and did not fall to the ground.
"It's my turn, then of course I won't let me, let's have a simple one first, and sharpen my will along the way." Li Guohao smiled and made a couplet.
"Ten years of mountains and rivers carved time."
"Okay, good Wencai, I've drunk this glass of wine." Li Guohao smiled and began to taste the wine, waiting for Qin Yiming to come up with the question, but Qin Yiming's question almost made the wine in his mouth squirt out directly.
It was Qin Yiming's turn to open his mouth, so he asked, "Why doesn't Wu Dalang like to eat baked cakes?" ”
Li Guohao was flipping the ink in his stomach, waiting solemnly, thinking about how to make a good sentence, but Qin Yiming came up with such an unpopular topic, which really made him despise.
Why doesn't Wu Dalang like to eat pancakes? He thought hard, why? It should be that Wu Dalang doesn't like to eat, but this answer is too simple.
Li Guohao thought about it for a long time, but he couldn't think of an answer, and the people around him also began to use their brains, all of them shook their heads, and no one could figure it out.
"Why do you say Wu Dalang doesn't like to eat baked cakes?"
"How do I know, this question should be asked to Wu Dalang!"
“......”
The little monkey looked proud at this time, he knew the answer, looking at the frowning Li Guohao, the little monkey asked with a smile: "Li Gongzi, this has passed the time of a cup of tea, is there an answer?" ”
"Wu Dalang...... Maybe I don't like to eat pancakes! Li Guohao replied not very surely.
The little monkey said loudly: "Wrong, the correct answer is that Wu Dalang wants to cake." ”
"Why?"
"Wu Dalang is a notoriously short man, and the short man wants to grow taller. The baked cake is not his taste, and he naturally wants to be high (cake) in terms of food selection. The little monkey replied.
"I see, it makes sense." Everyone around me woke up from a dream.
Li Guohao was very unhappy, took a sip of a drink, and said: "Panasonic Go pine nuts fall with the chess pieces." ”
"Willow side fishing willow silk is often accompanied by fishing wire hanging, there is a piece of natural black marble, on the day of September 7th, what will happen if it is thrown into the Qiantang River?" Qin Yiming asked.
Li Guohao has an empty stomach of ink, but Qin Yiming's questions are all strange, so that his literary style is useless at all, he has no confidence now, he meditates hard, but he can't be sure of the answer he thinks of.
Li Guohao toasted again and asked, "What happened?" ”
"Haha, of course it's sinking to the bottom of the river, what else can happen? Stupid! The little monkey sarcastically said that Li Guohao's face had become a pig's liver.
Next, Li Guohao "drank" five or six cups again, and at this time he had already begun to stutter, Qin Yiming knew that Li Guohao's amount was almost there, and Chen Yunze had already had a drunken attack and threw himself on the table.
"Master Li, let the family behind you stand up and act according to my instructions." Qin Yiming pointed to the entourage behind Li Guohao, Li Guohao nodded, and the family stood up.
"Squat!" Qin Yiming spoke, and the family squatted down.
"Stand up!" The family stood up obediently again, and the people around him were very strange, what is this for?
"That's what I'm talking about, name an object."
"Squat, stand up, what is this?" Qiu Yue was confused, muttered and asked, looking at Qiu Xiang, Qiu Xiang said: "I want to know the answer, you can know without speaking, see what is the use of me." ”
"Yes! Little monkey, do you know the answer? ”
"I don't know the answer this time."
Everyone was confused, Qin Yiming's questions were all very strange questions, and none of them were serious questions.
Li Guohao drank a cup of booze, and finally fell on the table, and muttered, "Yes...... What ......"
Song Xiance suddenly understood, and laughed: "Hahaha, it's interesting, I know, I know." ”
Hou Fangyu asked, "Sir, do you know?" What is it? ”
"Goji berries (dogs)."
The lobby burst into laughter for a long time.
The two sons were already unconscious, and they didn't know if they were pretending, Qin Yiming followed Hou Fangyu's suggestion, let them go, and everyone dispersed, but Qin Yiming and Hou Fangyu got acquainted and became friends from then on.
The answer to the Ming imperial examination, when the children take the test, they are only required to know the words, and when it comes to the township examination, that is, the silent writing of the military book, this will be the examination, which has completely deviated from the purpose of the martial arts examination, and actually let these candidates discuss the strategy of the Ming Dynasty, which stumped these martial artists, and many people are slandered in their hearts.
Damn, we are participating in martial arts, not Wenju, and these turtle grandsons are too bad! When many candidates saw the questions answered, they cursed in their hearts.
There is no way, the chief examiner Ni Yuanlu, tomorrow will be the second year of Jinshi, and he will be the official to the Ministry of Rites. This Ni Yuanlu is a famous painter, let him be the chief examiner, he doesn't understand anything about military affairs, he doesn't paint on weekdays, or read Confucian classics, he can't count all the military books, how to mark the papers, he meditated and thought hard, and finally came up with such a topic, on the Ming Dynasty's Zhongxing policy, this exam question is very Chongzhen's joy, very in line with Chongzhen's mind, Chongzhen since his accession to the throne, cut off the eunuch party, implemented reforms in all aspects, determined to prosper the Ming Dynasty, and made a lot of very remarkable achievements, such as this martial arts exam, More and more attention.
Qin Yiming also has a headache, asking him to read some military classics silently, it is not a big problem, but if you talk about the Zhongxing of the Ming Dynasty, this is a matter of politicians, he has no experience in this area at all, maybe he can come twice to fight a war, manage the country, just kidding, it is not that the people who come through can do anything, it involves the interests of all aspects, and whether it is feasible or not needs to be considered.
Qin Yiming, who was thinking hard, suddenly remembered that the cattle man Yongzheng Emperor's apportionment into the mu, in the Kangxi period, the Qing Dynasty's annual financial income was eight million taels, but in the last years of Yongzheng, the Qing Dynasty's financial income soared directly to as much as sixty million taels, so that after those scholars paid taxes, the Qing Dynasty's finances swelled several times, and then Qianlong could be so chic, and he took hundreds of thousands of people down the Yangtze River at every turn!
Dead horses should be live horse doctors, Qin Yiming wrote the paving into the mu, and added a few, which can barely be regarded as some effective methods, looking at the candidates who scratched their ears and cheeks, he was very confident, and he barely wrote two pages of paper himself, looking at the people next to him, he didn't hold back two words when he stared at the bull's eye.
Out of the examination room, many people were there to abuse.
"It's really fucking bullshit, we're here to take the martial arts exam, we're rough people, how can we write these fancy things, I didn't hold back a word."
Qin Yiming is looking for prestige, isn't this the Shanxi man who showed his strength in the Jingshi Inn?
Qin Yiming smiled and asked the Shanxi man, "Brother, you really didn't write a word?" ”
"I stared at the ink for three hours, and I didn't hold back a word!" The Shanxi man said distressedly.
Qin Yiming said: "Big brother is really a hero!" ”
The Shanxi Dahan said: "What do you say? ”
"The hero hands in the blank paper, and the hero gets zero points!"