Zhou Zun came home at about nine o'clock, and as soon as he pushed open the door, he saw that the light was on in the wing room on his right, and the sound of a TV came from inside.

"What's going on? When I came back to pick up my motorcycle in the afternoon, I didn't seem to have the TV on? Is there a burglar in the house? ”

Zhou Zun cautiously pushed the motorcycle into the yard, tiptoed in front of the window, and looked at the situation in the room vigilantly.

In the room, a girl in casual clothes was watching the classic TV series "Wulin Gaiden", and when she saw the wonderful place, she couldn't help laughing.

Maybe it's because I think there's no one, and I'm not at all inhibited.

Although he couldn't see the face, listening to the laughter and looking at the back, Zhou Zun recognized it at a glance.

How the hell did this girl get in?

Could it be that she can't pass through the wall, the hard door is completely an ornament to her!

Zhou Zun felt that he had to install a camera at home as soon as possible, in case this ancestor was in a bad mood and messed around in his own house one day.

With a roll of his eyes, Zhou Zun quickly came to the safe with his footsteps, and after silently reciting one, two, three, in his heart, he pulled down the gate suddenly.

The wing room in sight was shrouded in darkness in an instant, and Su Huajiu, who was sitting in it, screamed in fright on the spot.

Maybe Su Huajiu was really afraid of the dark, so he quickly turned on the flashlight of his mobile phone, and he didn't dare to go out of the door, lying on the window with the help of the weak light of the flashlight, looking at the surrounding situation pitifully.

"Listen to the people inside, you have been surrounded, come out and surrender immediately, I will give you a few minutes to think it through, I hope you are willing to cooperate and strive for leniency!"

Zhou Zun pinched his throat and spoke, trying to make the sound he released not look like his own.

He was going to scare Su Huajiu and let this girl learn a lesson, at least to say hello to himself before he came home.

Su Huajiu was indeed taken aback, and immediately curled up on the sofa, hugging the doll tightly.

But when I think about it, I feel that something is wrong.

Seeing that there was no movement inside, Zhou Zun continued to shout: "Come out and surrender immediately, otherwise I will attack it." ”

There was still no movement inside, and the faint flashlight light was still flickering.

Zhou Zun quietly came to the door, ready to push it open, but found that it was useless to use force, and he didn't know when it was locked inside.

I can't even get into my own home!

Zhou Zun was anxious, and he didn't have the heart to be scared, so he immediately shouted: "Open the door!" ”

"If you don't open it, you won't open it, Mom didn't come back!"

Su Huajiu's voice finally sounded, mixed with a hint of joy.

If he were an ordinary person, Su Huajiu might be afraid.

I don't know what the reason is, after guessing that Zhou Zun was doing it, she couldn't be scared at all.

What's more, she is a drama spirit, and she loves to play, Zhou Zun suddenly made such a place, she was naturally respectful and obedient.

Zhou Zun deliberately took advantage of it and said: "Mom didn't come back, Dad is back, open the door quickly." ”

Su Huajiu couldn't let Zhou Zun take advantage of him like this, and retorted: "I don't have a father, my father died in a car accident last year." ”

changed his way to say that Zhou Zun is a ghost, not a human!

"I'm not your father, I'm your stepfather."

Zhou Zun is also a smart person and replied very tactfully.

"My mother said that my stepfather was a pervert, he teased a girl's skirt at the age of three, peeked at the widow taking a bath at the age of seven, touched the thighs of a young woman on the bus at the age of nine, learned to touch the pit and abduct at the age of eleven, and entered the juvenile detention center at the age of fifteen.

Anyway, he was scolding himself, Zhou Zun really wanted to kick the door open, and said casually: "Second battalion commander, pull Lao Tzu's Italian cannon over!" ”

"I'm your Xiuqin, you called me Xiaoqinqin yesterday, can you bear to shoot at me today?"

There is no stalk that Su Huajiu can't catch this drama spirit!

Zhou Zun felt that it was the biggest mistake for him to play with an actor, people memorized lines every day and said a sentence by themselves, and others would have hundreds of sentences to respond to him.

I simply compromised, pulled the gate back again, returned to the door, and said, "Don't make trouble, open the door." ”

"No!"

"If you don't open it, I'll kick it, it's a big deal to change the door tomorrow."

"Who told you to scare me, I'm still angry, beg me, I'll just open."

"I'm not going to beg!"

Zhou Zun really doesn't ask for help, and his unique personality prompts him to do everything himself.

"Then sing it to me."

"I can only sing the songs of the troops, you shouldn't like to listen to them, etc."

Zhou Zun suddenly remembered that the night he downloaded the software for his mobile phone, he was bored and listened to a few raps, and it still has some influence.

He cleared his throat and said, "Never forget our anniversary."

No more you off, swearing to you

Playing mini-games and doing what we love

Be my shawty does great things for you

You just want me to be by your side

We played and laughed

No need to explain tacitly

I just want to be lazy with you for a day every day

It doesn't feel boring and it's fresh every day

I like your smile because it's beautiful

I like to hug you because I can pause time

Eating a doughnut in his mouth and holding you by the hand

It's dangerous to cross the street, so let me go first

Oh my baby

For your sake, I want to quit drinking and smoking less

Because you hate it

I'm going to make a lot of money for you

Let you buy a lot of high heels and travel all over the world......"

Zhou Zun sang for the first time, and many pronunciations and rhythms were not accurate, and rap was fast, and the more Zhou Zun bit his tongue the more he got to the back.

Before he finished singing, Su Huajiu opened the door in a burst of laughter.

Zhou Zun didn't know what she was laughing at, and he didn't dare to ask, nor did he dare to say.

"Other people's raps are very explosive and hilarious, why do you sing like an old cow?"

Zhou Zun rolled his eyes and ignored Su Huajiu.

When I entered the room, I roughly scanned it and was relieved to make sure that nothing was missing in the room.

Su Huajiu thought that Zhou Zun was angry, and tried to hold back a smile: "Actually, it's pretty good, at least it's longer and wider than you look at this noodle, it's long and wide, just like this bowl, it has more big and round words, learn a few more songs and sing them to me in the future." ”

"Think beautifully!"

Zhou Zun stood up straight, looked at Su Huajiu seriously, and asked the question he was most concerned about, "How did you get in?" ”

"I won't tell you!"

"I also checked in the yard today, and only found a mouse hole in the corner, will you shrink your bones?"

"Hee-hee, secret!"

Su Huajiu just didn't answer directly, touched his belly, and said, "I'm hungry, invite me to eat." ”

"Why should I ask?"

"I waited for you for two hours, who did you not invite?"

"It's not that I don't want to be invited, but the food you celebrities eat should be very expensive, and I can't afford it."

"I'm a very casual person, let's go."

Su Huajiu had already put on his bag and waited for Zhou Zun to lead the way in front.