My mother-in-law, with your out-of-print figure of 1.7 meters tall and 701 in weight, who looks like Zhong Kui and has a voice like a crow, you still want to learn to dance.

Isn't this a clear intention to smash my stall and ruin my reputation?

Of course, Ling Hu Jian is definitely not as heavy as seven hundred and one, but according to Zhang Wei's estimate, his weight will definitely not be less than two hundred catties, and he still wants to learn to dance with this figure.

Do you think you are An Lushan? Can you dance Hu Xuan?

Zhang Weiqiang couldn't help but laugh out loud, "Didn't the eldest son want to learn to sing before?" Why do you want to learn to dance again? ”

"I'll tell you that I've been secretly learning the song you sang that day these days, but the more I learn, the more difficult it is to learn, I want to dance more easily, so I want to learn to dance with you." Ling Hulu said to Zhang Wei very honestly.

Difficult?

If you want to succeed, what is not difficult?

"Eldest son, according to my observation, you are still better at learning to sing, one is that you have a foundation in singing, and it is relatively easy to learn; Second, dancing seems easy, but once you learn it, it's much more difficult than singing. ”

After listening to Zhang Wei's words, Ling Hu nodded heavily, although it was difficult to sing, he could still sing; If I gave up singing and danced, I wonder what kind of difficulties I would encounter.

However, when Zhang Wei began to teach Linghu Ji songs, he found that it was much more difficult for the ancient Chinese to learn the things of today's people than they imagined.

It's hard!

Why is it so hard to teach this guy songs!

You must know that the scales in ancient music used the five scales of Gongshang Jiao Zhengyu, while today's scales are seven 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, and 7. The tone of learning is different depending on the foundation.

In this way, it was a very simple thing for Zhang Wei, but it became very difficult to get to Ling Hujiao. It is often a musical scale, and Zhang Wei spoke for most of the day, but Ling Hu still couldn't understand it.

"Alas--, pocket embroidery foundation is too bad!" Zhang Wei secretly shouted in his heart.

Although Zhang Wei really felt powerless about Ling Hu's behavior of having a really poor foundation, he didn't seem to be affected much when he came to Ling Hujiao, and Ling Hulu still learned with relish, and even didn't stop until he reached his goal.

It's already the middle of the night, and Ling Hu's interest is still very high, "Zhang Gongzi, this Guan Ju is good, if this Gongzi learns, he will definitely impress Zheng Hao and others at the prince's Layue feast." Zheng Hao, you just wait to cheer for this son! ”

Ling Hu said proudly while studying.

"Hey--" Seeing Ling Huxuan's unrelenting and unrelenting appearance, Zhang Wei really had nothing to say.

In fact, Zhang Wei also thought about it when he chose to sing a song for Ling Hujiao.

Zhang Wei knew very well that it was very difficult to learn to dance with the figure of Ling Fox, and it was even more difficult to learn to blow, play and sing, and it would definitely not be possible without a certain talent.

After thinking about it, Zhang Wei finally decided to let Ling Hulu learn to sing, after all, singing is a matter of opening his mouth, as long as a person has to open his mouth to eat every day, and he has to open his mouth to speak, this singing is not much different from talking, as long as Ling Hulu is willing to learn, he will be able to succeed soon.

Isn't it bad to sing if you can't sing well?

What's more, when choosing the songs to be sung, Zhang Wei felt that it was better to let him sing "Guan Ju" on the basis of the foundation. After all, after studying for so long, even if it is ear filling, it is enough to avoid the trouble of learning new knowledge.

Time passed little by little, and it was already the second half of the night, which made the fox still interested.

Zhang Wei was so sleepy that he fell asleep sitting on the chair in Ling Hujiao's room.

"Zhang Gongzi, how do you see me singing like this?" Ling Huxuan, who was in high spirits, asked Zhang Weidao.

"Huh?" Zhang Wei slept soundly, and was woken up by Ling Huxuan's voice, and said in a daze: "Okay, well, okay." ”

"Oh, since Zhang Gongzi sings well for my son, then I must sing well." Zhang Wei's very casual words made Ling Huzhu very happy, and in a blink of an eye, he saw Zhang Wei falling asleep again, so he said to his subordinates: "Zhang Gongzi is sleepy, help him to rest." ”

Zhang Wei was really tossed and trapped by Linghu Xuan, and when he returned to the room, he fell asleep, and when he woke up, it was already three poles the next day.

Maybe Ling Hu worked overtime to learn to sing in one night, so he didn't look for Zhang Wei again.

After breakfast, Zhang Wei also began to realize how to deal with this feast. He knew very well that King Yun had great hopes for himself, and he hoped to see Zhang Wei's amazing work at the Wax Moon Feast, so as to add luster to his Wax Moon Feast.

But what should I show to these nobles of the Tang Dynasty? Zhang Wei really couldn't find the project to show for a while.

I had already shown my singing voice in the orchid wine shop last time, and this time I can't show them my singing voice at the Lunar Moon Feast of King Yun.

"What should I show these people?" Zhang Wei pondered.

Although it was not a big problem, it stumped Zhang Wei.

Show your singing voice, Zhang Wei is thinking that it seems that in addition to "Guan Ju", he has no more suitable songs to sing to these people.

Although he can still sing a lot of songs, the rhythm and melody of many songs are not suitable for these Datang people at all, for example, although the melody of "Two Butterflies" is good and affectionate, it is completely different from the tune of Datang.

For example, although the song "Borrow Another 500 Years from the Sky" is magnificent, it has a showy flavor in it, if you want to borrow another 500 years from the sky, then you can't make Ling Hu and King Yun angry.

After thinking about it, Zhang Wei still didn't decide what he wanted to show at the Layue feast.

Hey--, what do you show these idiots who know how to have fun?

Thinking about it, thinking about it, Zhang Wei suddenly thought of the Hu Xuan dance that the orchids danced when he was in the orchid restaurant that day. Since this Hu Xuan Dance was so favored in the Tang Dynasty, why can't I dance at the Layue Feast?

When Zhang Wei thought of dancing, he had a feeling of being sudden.

Dance?

I think that when I Zhang Wei was still in school, I used to go in and out of KTV many times, and in addition to singing, I would dance with my guys.

Of course, in addition to singing and dancing at KTV, because school is not so serious, skipping class is a common thing.

But the world is so big, what should I do after skipping class? This seemingly simple matter made Zhang Wei and his accomplices really nerve-wracking. Fortunately, there is such a thing as square dancing in the world of Greater China.

So, Zhang Wei and the others who skipped class mixed in among the square dance uncles and aunts, even if they didn't dance with them, but after a long time, even if they were ear fillers and watched the real scene, they also learned a lot of things.

Society is really a big classroom, over the years, Zhang Wei has really learned a lot of things, such as this square dance, Zhang Wei is better than children of the same age, more refined, if it can be accompanied by music, that Zhang Wei's level can almost reach the level of middle-aged and elderly.

"Yes, yes, I'm so smart, this time I'll show these noble lords of the Tang Dynasty my square dance level, so that you so-called Datang elites can see the daily life of our modern people." Thinking of this, Zhang Wei was a little excited, and he couldn't wait to show his talent to those people right now.

Square dancing is such a good thing! It does not have high requirements for the venue, does not have high requirements for the dancing crowd, is easy to learn, the dance music is simple, twist the buttocks, and move the waist to be able to have a decent dance.

"What a wonderful thing! This square dance is simply the most outstanding invention in the history of mankind, and since it has it, the lives of middle-aged and elderly people in the great motherland have been enriched all at once, and even their life expectancy has increased. I, Zhang Wei, must move this square dance to the wax moon feast of the Tang Dynasty, so that those Tang nobles who are used to being delicate on weekdays can have a good look at the lives of ordinary people in my current society, and by the way, let them learn it, and think of it as a contribution to human society! ”

Thinking of this, Zhang Wei suddenly felt that he had become great, and unconsciously became a disseminator of human culture.

It's just that this kind of transmission is not transmitted from front to back, but from back to front.