Chapter 308: Hang Up
The eldest lady of the king of Yitian, after all, is a person who has come over, as soon as she saw the cannibalistic looks of the two little girls, she understood that these two were annoyed and angry. So, this empathetic lady hurriedly explained with a smile: "Hehe, big brother, you see how delicate people are, they can eat well, and they are blessed to be able to eat." ”
"Some people, high-ranking officials have to sit, horses have to ride, but in the end, but they can't eat and can't sleep at night, is it interesting to be a man to do that job?"
This sentence was obviously to divert Zhu Li's attention and try to make him not look at other people's little ladies like this.
Zhu Li was ignorant, naturally easy to fool, the words of the eldest lady made him nod seriously, and then, looking at Wen Lan and Sunshine's eyes, he silently turned from crazy worship to envy.
This change made the two little ladies feel a little better psychologically, and the eldest lady turned her head to look at them again, and gently comforted: "Don't be surprised, Zhu Li Xiaolangjun, hey, you might as well treat him as a child, don't blame him." ”
Zhu Li? The eldest lady's words of consolation, Wen Lan and Sunshine, I don't know if they heard it in their ears, but the name mentioned by the eldest lady immediately made the eyes of the two of them light up.
Then, as if they had seen a gold ingot, their eyes bloomed with dazzling light, and they stared at Zhu Li in a daze.
It's not easy for them, they eat and sleep all the way, and they don't travel thousands of miles south to Huichuan, aren't they just coming for Zhu Li?
Now that they heard Zhu Li's news, they were naturally excited, but looking at it, watching, the eyes of the two little ladies were full of doubts.
Although they are simple, it doesn't mean that they are stupid; Can cheat and eat and drink and live until now, can a fool have this ability?
A fool, and General Zhu Li in their minds, is undoubtedly 108,000 miles apart, can a fool be a general?
In their minds, this is obviously impossible.
I have to say that Yi Ji skewers are indeed a must in Huichuan, whether it is the speed of the fierce barbecue, or the craftsmanship of the lady of Yi Tianwang, and the heat of the barbecue, it is all wonderful.
The barbecue meat that was charred on the outside and tender on the inside, as soon as it was ready, Zhu Li began to devour it; Even the two ladies of Vinland and Sunshine are no exception, and those who don't know how to eat will be worried about whether they will swallow their tongues into their stomachs.
"Your name is really Zhu Li." While eating, Wen Lan raised her head slightly, looked at Zhu Li with a look of surprise and asked.
Zhu Lizheng was concentrating on dealing with a chicken leg, and when he heard this, he replied without raising his head: "Well, Grandpa Daoist, Brother Jing Ming, and Sister Xie Sorrow all call me that." ”
Sunshine next to him buried his head behind a pile of roe elbow meat, and muttered without raising his head: "Senior sister, you don't doubt that this fool is a general, right?" ”
When Wen Lan heard this, her face was full of confusion, and she muttered as if she didn't even believe it: "Huichuan is not big, there won't be exactly two people named Zhu Li." ”
"Senior sister, have you ever seen a fool who can be a general, if this Zhu Li is a general, let my sister and I go out of this Huichuan Town, and I will be hanged up." Sunshine raised his head, glanced at Zhu Li with disdain, and said with a determined face.
Zhu Li's current appearance, at a glance, I know that there is an intellectual problem, most of such people are born, not to mention ancient times, even in later generations, it is not uncommon, so Sunshine dares to be so sure.
Sunshine's determination seemed to make Wen Lan's heart relax a lot, but she still looked at Zhu Li and said, "Hey, Zhu Li, you are really not a general." ”
When Zhu Li heard this, he raised his head ignorantly, puzzled
He glanced at the two of them and said curiously: "General, is it the kind of general who rides a big horse and plays with a big sword?" ”
As soon as Wen Lan heard such an answer, she knew that most of the people in front of her were not the Zhu Li she was looking for, so she nodded as if she was dealing with it, and responded: "Yes, it's that kind of general." ”
"Oh, pretty young lady, do you mean I look like a general?" Zhu Li's expression was a little excited, as if he was a child's heart, and when he heard others say that he was like a big official, a bullish character or something, he was energetic.
Seeing the other party's expression, Wen Lan was completely deflated, and muttered to herself in her heart, she is really stupid, this guy, at first glance, is the kind of guy who is so stupid that he smokes, how can it be the person he is looking for?
As soon as she thought of this, she glanced at Zhu Li angrily, and said impatiently: "Hmph, just like you, you can be like a general, don't be cold about the word general." ”
Wen Lan's tone seemed to be a little heavy, and Zhu Li was depressed, and the whole person was like a leaky ball in an instant, lazy and unable to arouse interest.
Seeing Zhu Li's expression, Wen Lan felt a little unbearable to treat a fool like this, and hurriedly comforted: "Fortunately, you are not a general, if you are a general, we will arrest you and hang you on a tree." ”
"I'm going to find a whip and whip your ass so hard that I won't let you go until you take out all your money."
When Wen Lan said this, she mentioned Zhu Li's interest, only to see his eyes light up, and he said curiously: "Is it a general, do you have to be hanged?" ”
After all, it is comforting, in order to enhance her persuasiveness, she immediately raised her head from behind the barbecue, looked at Zhu Li, nodded seriously, pointed to the sun again, and said with a serious face: "No, you ask her, are we here to arrest the general." ”
The conversation between the two, the sunshine next to him naturally listened to the ears, and without waiting for Zhu Li to ask, the little lady immediately said: "Senior sister is right, big man, the people who are generals now are not good people, they oppress the people, they are tyrannical, and they are all rich, and those money are all snatched from the people." ”
"My senior sister and I are going to do chivalrous deeds, come to Huichuan to arrest a general named Zhu Li, and then hang him up and force him to hand over all the money, so, fortunately, you are not a general, otherwise, we would really arrest you."
"Oh, so the general is so bad, but if you hang him up, will he give you money?" Zhu Li asked with a puzzled expression.
"Naturally." Wen Lan raised his head again and said seriously: "In the palace before, if we were disobedient, the master would hang us up, and then beat us with a whip, and we would obediently obey what we were told to do, what to do." ”
"So, if you encounter disobedient people or bullies you in the future, you will find a rope and hang them up and beat them up to ensure that they will never dare to bully you again next time." Wen Lan bewitched Zhu Li seriously.
"Senior sister is right, if someone beats you, scolds you, or lies to you, you will do it." Sunshine hurriedly echoed on the side.
When Zhu Li heard this, he kept muttering: "If someone wants to beat me, scold me, or lie to me, I have to find a rope and hang them up and beat them, well, someone wants to beat me......"
Muttering like this, he repeated it two or three times in a row, and finally remembered it, and at this time, he raised his head, looked at Wen Lan and Sunshine, and said with a grateful face: "Thank you two young ladies, I remember." ”
Hearing this, Vinlan and Sunshine glanced at each other, "poof", and laughed out loud, obviously they felt
It is also a joy to teach a fool to beat people.
Wenlan and Sunshine ate quickly, but Zhu Li was also not slow, plus the two of them chattered non-stop, and when the two of them burped comfortably, Zhu Li had already stood up.
I saw him look at the two ladies with a smile and beckoned: "Two young ladies, I'm done, I'm going back, goodbye." ”
As soon as these words came out, the second daughter's heart sank, and the secret road was broken, and she patronized and played with fools, and she forgot to run away.
Seeing Zhu Li standing up, Jing Ming, Zhou Ran and others also walked over, at this time, Wen Lan and Sunshine wanted to run away again, it was obviously too late.
As the owner of the Yi Tian King, at this time, he also stepped forward, Jing Ming happily paid for Zhu Li's meal, while Zhou Ran, Qi Miaoge and others immediately hugged Zhu Li and walked out.
Wen Lan and Sunshine were dumbfounded, because after King Yi Tian received Jing Ming's money, he had already walked over to them.
In a hurry, Wen Lan suddenly turned her head to look at Zhu Li and her party, and shouted loudly to Zhu Li: "Hey, big man, the rivers and lakes are in emergency, we, our sisters, forgot to bring money, help pay for the meal." ”
Wen Lan's shout alarmed the sun, and at this time, the little lady also came back to her senses, and hurriedly followed Wen Lan and shouted to Zhu Li: "Yes, big man, the rivers and lakes are in emergency, we have taught you a lot of things just now, you can't die without help." ”
For these two little girls, Zhu Li felt very good about them, and as soon as she heard their shouts, she immediately stopped.
He ran to find Jing Ming to help the two little ladies pay the bills, but Jing Ming fell behind because he paid the bills for him, and it was Zhou Ran who followed him, so Zhu Li looked at Zhou Ran and said strangely: "Xiao Yulu, what does it mean to save the rivers and lakes?" ”
Zhou Ran didn't seem to be in high spirits today, and he didn't jump out of the past at all, and when he heard the words, he knew what Zhu Li was asking, so he followed the voice, looked at Wen Lan and Sunshine, and rolled his eyes fiercely, then slowly turned his head and said seriously to Zhu Li: "Lang Jun, my good Lang Jun, why don't you ignore those two guys, okay?" At first glance, it's a deception, so let's go back quickly. ”
Zhu Li seemed to be stubborn, stood still, and said seriously: "Xiao Yulu, you haven't told me what it means to save the rivers and lakes." ”
Zhou Ran looked at Zhu Li's face, and knew that the general was serious, only to see his two little eyes, grunting, and immediately said: "Lang Jun, the rivers and lakes are in emergency, that is, those two people want to lie to you, they eat, but they want you to pay the bills for them, how can there be such a good thing in the world, this is obviously to lie to Lang Jun you." ”
When Zhu Li heard this, he was stunned for a moment, and then suddenly thought of Wen Lan and Sunshine, what he had just said to him, he immediately looked at Zhou Ran with a serious face, and said seriously: "Lie to me, are you bullying me?" ”
When Zhou Ran heard this, his expression was obviously stunned, he obviously didn't expect that Zhu Li would ask such in-depth words.
So, he nodded incredulously and said, "What Lang Jun said is that they lied to you and bullied you, so let's ignore them and go back quickly." ”
But as soon as Zhu Li heard Zhou Ran's affirmation, his blood immediately surged, and he shouted at Zhou Ran very seriously: "Xiao Yulu, you go find a rope, if they dare to bully me, I have to hang them up and beat them up." ”
"By the way, find another whip." His eyes looking at Zhou Ran were very serious, and Zhou Ran was so shocked that he almost thought that the general was completely well.