Chapter 111: Wan'er Kills the Dog??
Shangguan Wan'er couldn't answer after thinking for a while, and she couldn't help but feel embarrassed for a while.
She is a talented woman, how can she be stumped by Yue Feng's question and not be able to answer it? She stared at Yue Feng, wanting to see some kind of clue from Yue Feng's face, but Yue Feng's expression was very calm and did not give her any information.
She looked at Song Zhiwen and a few other bachelors, and several bachelors also frowned deeply, and they looked at each other as if they were stumped!
The female guard Zhao Ying muttered: "Is it to kill the dog or the pig first?" ”
Fu Youyi on the side said: "Don't think about it, little lady, even if you can't answer, it doesn't matter!" ”
As soon as Shangguan Wan'er heard Fu Youyi's words, she only thought that this old thing was talking about her, and her face was hot for a while, and she gritted her teeth and said, "I'll kill the dog first!" I'm killing dogs! ”
Shangguan Wan'er's words were obviously emotional, she knew that if she couldn't answer this question, she would break the jar, at least she had to take a breath before speaking. When she said the word "dog", her teeth clenched tightly, which can really be described as gnashing teeth!
Yue Feng laughed and said, "Shangguan is really talented, he is right!" Yue, the talent of the edict, is willing to bow down, with Yue's level, he is not worthy of entering the Hongwen Pavilion at all, and today he is humiliated, and he is embarrassed. ”
"Uh......"
Shangguan Wan'er and several bachelors were at a loss, Song Zhi asked a more serious person, he said, "Yue Shilang, why is it right to kill the dog first?" What if I must kill the pig first! ”
Yue Feng stared at Song Zhi and asked, clapping his hands vigorously and said, "Master Song is also a high talent!" That's right! ”
"Coax!"
There was an uproar at the scene, and at this time everyone came back to their senses from their daze, what is the problem of daring to love Yue Feng? Is this a joke with everyone?
However, Yue Feng has already confessed, he is making amends, and he is apologizing, reaching out and not hitting the smiling person, what else can everyone do with him? What else can you do but despise in your heart? So Yue Feng finally retreated, when he withdrew from the Hongwen Pavilion, before he reached a completely secluded and quiet place, he really couldn't help it, and directly bent over and laughed, laughing so much that he just rolled on the ground.
Yue Feng used Uncle Benshan's tricks, the thief is good, what about the first talented woman in the Tang Dynasty? It's not that he was led into a trap without knowing it, and the famous Song Zhiwen, Chen Ziang, Shen Yanqi, etc. were also fooled.
At this time, Yue Feng was like a naughty boy who had just played a prank, and the pleasure that that bad taste brought to him was really difficult to describe in words.
Shangguan Wan'er he can't afford to provoke, Song Zhiwen, Chen Ziang and other talented people he can't provoke, although Yue Feng is a traverser, but now he is really a little inferior, he can't afford to mess with a character.
There is no way, I can't afford to provoke others and I don't want to swallow my anger, so I can only use this kind of bad taste to tease others.
Yue Feng laughed, and his mood became happy, he thought to himself, about the question of "pigs and dogs", no matter what, the answer cannot be easily revealed, Yue Feng didn't dare to imagine if Shangguan Wan'er knew the real answer, what kind of means would she use to deal with herself? That Yue Feng will definitely face a stormy retribution......
"This secret can't be told anyway, and I won't tell it even if I die!" Yue Feng let out a long breath, and suddenly turned around, only to realize that there was a person standing straight behind him.
Look at this man......
"Hey, it's really Yue Shiro, Shiro, it's so hard to find you! It's really bitter! Since the last time I said goodbye to the military department, I wanted to find my brother Ichigo several times, but at that time, we met in a hurry, and I couldn't leave the place where my brother lived in Yueju, and I went to Jinwuwei in private a few times, but I couldn't find anyone......"
The person who spoke was Yao Chong, the future prime minister of Keju was very enthusiastic, and even called Yue Feng Brother Yue, as if the two were really brothers who had been separated for many years!
"Yao Langzhong, it's really a place in life where we don't meet, and today we met at the door of this Hongwen Pavilion!" Yue Feng hurriedly saluted.
Yao Chong laughed and said: "This is the fate of the law, last time I said goodbye to Shiro, the more I look back, the more I gain, today you and I meet again, no matter what, we have to have a good time!" ”
"By the way, Yao just saw his brother laughing here, is there any happy event?"
"Uh......" Yue Feng was stunned for a moment, now embarrassed, how can this be explained? Between the groans, Yue Feng said, "No...... There is no happy event, but I got a good sentence today, and I am excited......"
"What? Hey, Brother Yue, I didn't expect you to be good at poetry, what a confidant, quick, quick, tell me what a good sentence is, let Yao also see it......"
Yue Feng was completely defeated, secretly blaming himself for being the cheapest, where did he have any good sentences? There is no good sentence, what can he come up with in a hurry? There are many good poems after the early Tang Dynasty, but which one should he say?
Yao Chong pressed tightly, and Yue Feng said: "Yao Langzhong, today I saw a wonderful article by someone else, and I was deeply inspired, not by myself!" ”
Yao Chongdao: "Other people's wonderful sentences are also available, as long as they are wonderful sentences, they are all wonderful and wonderful, regardless of high or low, regardless of status!" ”
Yue Feng pondered for a moment and said, "But this wonderful sentence was made by that Yang Jiong's great talent, Yao Langzhong, are you really sure you want to listen to it?" ”
"Ah......" Yao Chong exclaimed, his face changed instantly, he immediately stood up and pressed Yue Feng's hand with one hand and said, "Stop, stop, I didn't mention this!" Don't say any witty sentences! When I heard this name, I felt that my stomach was tumbling, and I couldn't help but pour out, don't say anything, just when my previous words were all farts! ”
Yue Feng let out a long breath, thinking that this level had finally passed, looking at Yao Chong's somewhat exaggerated appearance, Yue Feng said: "Yao Langzhong, don't regret if you don't listen to it, the so-called 'article is natural, and the magic hand is even good', Yang Jiong's poetry is extraordinary!" ”
Yao Chong froze, he stared at Yue Feng, seeing that Yue Feng was uncomfortable, for a while, Yao Chong suddenly paused, clapped his hands and smiled: "It's enough, a good sentence 'The article is natural, and the clever hand gets it', wonderful, wonderful, this sentence is really wonderful!"
Today, I, Yao, have this sentence is enough, enough! ”
Yue Feng was stunned and speechless, it took him a long time to come back to his senses, and suddenly thought that "the article is made by nature, and the clever hand is even obtained" This is not the same thing in Datang, this is said by Lu You hundreds of years later, Yue Feng has no intention of saying this hundreds of years in advance, and he just bluffed Yao Chong.
As soon as he thought of this, Yue Feng couldn't help but laugh dumbly, Yao Chong said: "Go, go, this is not the place to talk, let's change to a clean place to have a good exchange, today to meet Brother Yue here, it is really refreshing, comfortable and comfortable!" ”