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Situ Xing's eyes couldn't help but stare at Li Chengze with some amusement.

Li Chengze's heart couldn't help but sudden, and there was a feeling that his plan had been seen through. But it's well disguised, as if everything outside has nothing to do with him.

Situ Xing smiled a little contemptuously, stood up abruptly, and walked a few steps to the silver kettle.

The foreign merchant also knew the identity of Situ from elsewhere, so he did not step forward to stop him.

"The silver kettle is already precious, and then it is outlined with gold thread and inlaid with precious stones, as if it is a graceful beauty, dazzling. ”

The colorful sunlight looked extremely beautiful under the refraction of the silver kettle, and even Situ Xing seemed to be conquered by this beauty, and some muttered.

"Men are very good, and they are dressed in fine clothes. The son of the Marquis of Qi and the wife of the Marquis of Wei. The sister of the East Palace, the aunt of Xing Hou, Tan Gongwei is private. The hands are like soft wattles, the skin is like clotted fat, the collar is like a grub, the teeth are like a rhinoceros, the head of the mantis is like a moth eyebrows, the smile is clever, and the eyes are beautiful. Shuoren Ao Ao, said in the suburbs of agriculture. The four peons are proud, and Zhu is proud. Zhai Fu is in court. The doctor retreated, and there was no way to make the king. The river is oceanic, and the north flow is alive. Shi Yihao, the tuna hair. Jia Hua is exposed, Shu Jiang is iniquity, and Shu Shi is hazy. ”

Everyone was surprised, this is a passage from the "Book of Songs", which means that my fair lady has a slender body and a cloak on a brocade robe, and the daughter of the Marquis of Qi is so delicate that she married the Marquis of Wei to my hometown. She was born with the crown prince, and she is also the little sister of Xing Hou, and Tan Gong is her sister-in-law. The hands are white and tender like spring wattles, the skin is fine and greasy, the neck is pink and white like a grub, the teeth are white and full like melon seeds, the forehead is square and the eyebrows are thin, the smile is intoxicating and beautiful, and the autumn waves flow with affection. My Fair Lady is tall and parked on the outskirts of the city; the four male horses are more vigorous, the red silk flutters on both sides of the bridles, and the bird feather chariot is good for the court; the doctors should leave early, so as not to let the monarch work too hard. The water of the Yellow River is loud and galloping to the north; the fishing nets are spread and whirring, the tuna jumps and splashes, and the reeds are dense and straight. The bride girl is beautifully dressed, and the wife is heroic and tall.

This is a description of the delicate and beautiful daughter of the Marquis of Qi, but Situ Xing is very clever in borrowing this passage to metaphorize the beauty of this silver kettle.

"The hands are like soft wattles, the skin is like clotted fat, the collar is like a grub, the teeth are like a rhinoceros, the head of the mantis is like a moth eyebrows, the smile is clever, and the eyes are beautiful. ”

"Wonderful!"

Chewing carefully, there was a peerless beauty with hands like soft wattles, skin like clotted fat, collars like grubs, teeth like rhinoceros, moth eyebrows, clever smiles, and beautiful eyes.

The few businessmen who talked about exotic maids were even more unbearable, with a pig brother on their faces, and then looking at those graceful and seductive maids, they were like wax, and they lost the impulse just now.

Situ is worthy of being Situ Xing, and just a few short sentences describe a peerless beauty who captivates the country and the city.

The most important thing is that such a description does not seem abrupt here at all, and Situ Xing uses a beautiful woman as a metaphor for the beauty of the wine jug, which adds a bit of legend to this wine jug out of thin air.

Li Chengze stood there in a daze, his eyes revealing an aftertaste.

He just seemed to really see a peerless beauty with hands like soft wattles, skin like clotted fat, collar like a grub, teeth like a rhinoceros, a moth with a moth head, a clever smile, and beautiful eyes dancing in front of him.

"There are beautiful women in the north, peerless and independent.

One look at the city, and then look at the country.

Would you rather not know the city and the country?"

The foreign merchant with blond hair and blue eyes and beard looked at everyone in surprise as they immersed themselves in their own world, and some people hugged each other, showing a pig brother on their faces, intoxicated.

There are even those who have already put their hands into each other's arms.

"Ahem!"

Situ Xing watched the situation at the scene get more and more out of control, and couldn't help coughing a few times. The people who were immersed in their fantasy world suddenly woke up.

The businessmen who were holding each other and stretching out their palms couldn't help but show embarrassment on their faces.

"If it is said that Zhibei County's literary atmosphere has ten buckets, Situ's talent is enough to have eight buckets. ”

"Situ Badou!"

"Situ Badou!"

"Situ Badou!"

I don't know who was the first to call it like this, everyone applauded in unison, shouting the name of Situ Badou. The people outside were all on their heels, stretching their necks, and looking at them with curiosity.

Xiao Er of Yanguilou hurriedly walked down, like a storyteller on the flyover, standing in front of the crowd and describing the story that happened in the restaurant for everyone.

It is also to recite the poems in the "Book of Songs" quoted by Situ Xing, please appreciate it.

His speech is very clear, and his logic is also perfect, but he lacks the tone and frustration of Situ Xing, as well as the charm contained in it.

Therefore, everyone can't feel the kind of beauty that smiles at the city, and then laughs at the graceful beauty of the country.

But this does not prevent everyone from respecting the sentence.

"Situ Badou!"

"Situ Badou!"

"Situ Badou!"

Everyone shouted excitedly.

Behind them was a carriage with a green curtain. A young man in a green shirt and a felt hat poked his head out from behind the curtain and looked at the cheering crowd with some curiosity and excitement.

If you look closely, it is not difficult to find that this little guy's skin is as white as clotted fat, not like a man at all, but a little more graceful as a woman.

"Miss, they're praising Situ Gongzi!"

Wearing a green shirt and sitting behind the chessboard, dressed like a man, Fu Qiangrose couldn't help but roll her eyes and slanted at Lu'er.

The maid also knew that she had said the wrong thing, so she smiled and changed her mouth and said:

"Young master, Situ Gongzi is really talented. Originally, it was just a very ordinary poem, but when he read it, he felt that there was really such a peerless beauty. ”

"However, if you want me to say, it is because he has not seen Gongzi, otherwise where would he think of Qi Hounu. My young lady is really her hands like soft wattles, her skin like clotted fat, her collar like a grub, her teeth like a rhinoceros, her head and eyebrows, and her clever smile. ”

The maid Lu'er's face fluttered, and she touched Fu Qiangrose's jade hand a little playfully. Fu Qiangrose was so ashamed that her face was red, and she was beating the green a little disobediently, and finally the two of them frolicked together, laughing like silver bells from time to time.

A few idlers passed by, their eyes couldn't help but keep going, and their faces showed covetousness.

Looking at the cyan carport, several people exchanged glances vaguely, and stretched out their palms a little obscenely.

Fu Qiang Rose and the maid Lu'er didn't seem to notice it at all, and they were still frolicking in the carriage.

Boom!

Boom!

Boom!

Just as the idler's hand was about to touch the hanging curtain on the carport, a huge fist suddenly appeared in front of his eyes.

Boom!

Several young people with grim faces suddenly walked out of the crowd, and after exchanging glances with each other, they quickly disappeared into the deep alley with a few idlers on their shoulders.

"I really don't know whether to live or die, and even the people of Rotten Keshan dare to move. ”

。。。

Situ Xing didn't know what was happening outside, and he was looking intently at the two clay pots of the same size.

The clay pot is filled with water, as if it only needs to be lightly added to it and it will overflow.

But Situ Xing was still not satisfied, and was concentrating on observation, for fear that the amount of water in the two clay pots would be slightly biased.

All of them held their breath for fear of interfering with the execution.

Situ Xing's hand was very steady, and he didn't feel nervous because he was being watched by everyone, and he even had a faint hint of excitement. He felt that at this moment, he was the Archimedes of Daqian.

As the last drop of water fell, the waterline inside the two clay pots was no longer visible to the naked eye.

Only then did Situ Xing stand up, look around, and said in a clear voice:

"Chong Shao is intelligent, born five or six years old, and his wisdom is as good as that of an adult. When Sun Quan tasted the elephant, Taizu wanted to know its weight, and under the group of visits, the salty could not be reasonable. Chong said: "Put it on the top of a big ship, and carve its water marks, weigh it to carry it, then the school can know." "Taizu Dayue, that is, to carry out Yan. ”

The merchants immediately turned their heads to each other, they had heard this story for a long time. Once, Sun Quan of Wu gave Cao Cao an elephant, and Cao Cao was very happy. On the day the elephant was transported to Xuchang, Cao Cao led the civil and military officials and his youngest son Cao Chong to see it together.

None of Cao Cao's people had ever seen an elephant. The elephant was so tall and so big that its legs were as thick as the pillars of the main hall, and when one approached it, he could not reach its belly.

Cao Cao said to everyone, "This elephant is really big, but how much does it weigh? Which of you has a way to call it?"

One said, "Only make a scale that is as big as a pole to weigh." ”

And the other said, "How big a scale is this! Besides, the elephant is alive, and there is no way to weigh it! I think the only way to do this is to slaughter it and cut it into pieces." ”

As soon as he finished speaking, everyone burst into laughter. Someone said, "Isn't it a pity that you slaughtered the elephant alive in order to weigh it?"

The ministers tried many ways, but none of them worked. It's really embarrassing.

At this time, a child came out of the crowd and said to Cao Cao: "Father, I have a way to call it an elephant." ”

Cao Cao saw that it was his most beloved son Cao Chong, so he smiled and said, "You are young, what can you do?" ”

Cao Chong leaned in Cao Cao's ear and spoke softly. When Cao Cao heard the applause, he ordered the left and right to prepare to weigh the elephant at once, and then said to the ministers: "Let's go! Let's go to the river to see the elephant!"

The ministers followed Cao Cao to the river. There was a big boat parked in the river, and Cao Chong asked someone to lead the elephant to the boat, and when the hull of the boat was stable, he carved a road on the side of the boat. Then he asked someone to bring the elephant to the shore and load the large and small stones into the boat one by one, and the hull of the ship sank little by little. When the hull of the ship sank to the point where the road he had carved was as flat as the surface of the water, Cao Chong told people to stop loading stones.

The ministers' eyes widened, and at first they could not figure out what was going on, but when they saw this, they could not help but praise one after another: "Good way! Good way!" Now everyone understands that if you weigh all the stones in the ship and add up the weight, you will know how much the elephant weighs.

Cao Cao was naturally even happier. He squinted at his son, and then at the ministers triumphantly, as if to say in his heart, "You are not as smart as this little son of mine!"

But what does this have to do with how to identify the authenticity of a silver kettle?

"Haha, what a smart kid. In our outer lands, such a person will surely become a sage. ”

It was the first time that the foreign merchants heard the story of Cao Chong's elephant, and praised with a smile:

"He's right, how could he kill an elephant just to weigh it?"

"In the same way, how can it be possible to destroy the silverware in order to verify the authenticity of the silverware?"

Although everyone knew that this was an excuse from a foreign merchant, they were still a little speechless, and they didn't know how to reply to him for a while.

It's a shame that such a fine piece of silverware is ruined.

"Who says you have to destroy the silver to tell the real thing?"

Situ Xing smiled slightly, his eyes shone with wisdom, and he said confidently.

Looking at Situ Xing's confident gaze, for some reason, the foreign merchant's heart couldn't help but burst, and there was a trace of panic in his eyes.