Chapter 453 [Acting, Disguise] 2-in-1 Chapter

Things in the world are not written by coincidence, and it is also a coincidence, just when it is the turn of the old man.

But listening to the shopkeeper's loud voice, he said in a very proud tone: "Who's next?" ”

"It's me, it's ......"

The room was also crowded, so dense that there was almost no emptiness for a pin, and the old man kept shouting, squeezing forward with all his strength, and the people in the house saw that he was old, and each tried to make way of some gaps, which gave the old man the opportunity to squeeze to the front, and hurriedly handed over a wooden sign.

"Well, it's one hundred and forty-three...... "The shopkeeper was in a big posture, holding a wooden sign as if he was constantly groaning, and he didn't speak for seven or eight breaths, which made the old man's face full of nervousness.

Finally, the shopkeeper spoke, humming and chirping: "The number is very backward, I'm afraid I can't buy a few seeds, I see that you are not young this old man, you don't look forward to it in your heart, go home, come early tomorrow, it is best to get up on the third watch, sleep at the door with the bed, so that you may have a chance to get a card with a high number." ”

In the corner, Li Shimin's face was furious, and a wisp of murderous intent flashed in the emperor's eyes. What is it? It's difficult! Li Shimin has been on the throne for eight years, what kind of officialdom routine has not been seen, the emperor can see at a glance that this little guy is obviously making things difficult for the old man.

Li Yunsheng was afraid that the emperor would be mad, so he hurriedly pulled it lightly with his hand, and said in a low voice: "Second uncle, don't be in a hurry to get angry, this is also the nephew's arrangement, just keep watching." ”

Li Shimin was slightly stunned, and said a little stunned: "You let people deliberately make things difficult for the people?" ”

Li Yun stretched out his hand and quietly pointed, signaling the emperor to continue looking.

Li Shimin thought thoughtfully, suppressed his anger and turned his head.

But seeing that the shopkeeper kept checking back and forth with wooden cards, and the humming and chirping on his face became more and more annoying, Li Yun chuckled twice and explained to the emperor: "Does the second uncle know this cub?" ”

Li Shimin glanced at him with his eyes, looked at Li Yun with disdain out of the corner of his eye, and snorted: "Although I don't know it, I can guess that the word cub can only be called by relatives, and it must be an elder, otherwise it will be considered humiliating, and outsiders can't be called either, it is equivalent to opening your mouth to scold your mother, to sum up these two points, I already know that the person who can make you call a cub must be one level lower than you, and this shop is either from the Li royal family, or it is the maiden nephew of several of your daughters-in-law." ”

Only with this background can Li Yun call him a cub.

Li Yun gave a thumbs up and complimented again and again: "The second master is worthy of his eyes like a torch, and he can know it at a glance with his magic eye, and he has insight into everything in the world, and he can see the essence through phenomena ......."

Li Shimin's face twitched a few times, gouged Li Yun's eyes fiercely, and scolded in a low voice: "If you dare to slap the horse again, be careful of the head." ”

Li Yun snorted, he didn't care about the emperor's reprimand, his tone changed very naturally, and he suddenly raised his hand and quietly pointed at the little guy, and said: "This cub is the grandson of the king of Jiaodong, and he is also your grandchild according to his generation, and my nephew is a little shorter, but it can also be regarded as his dignified uncle......"

Li Shimin suddenly understood, nodded and said: "It turned out to be a baby in Li Daoyan's house, no wonder you can call him a cub, they are indeed a family, and they haven't made five blessings to each other!" ”

After a pause, he suddenly said: "Although there are no five blessings, it is not too close, after all, it is the fifth generation, and I can't recognize hundreds of children." ”

Li Yun nodded.

Li Shimin seemed to groan for a while, and then asked Li Yundao: "How can this cub work in your shop?" ”

Li Yun glanced over there and said in a low voice: "This is a while ago, they dispatched a family, at that time, the father of Li Daoyan, the king of Jiaodong, led by himself, followed by his son-in-law and daughter-in-law in the family's room, after coming to my house, he asked the child to kowtow to me when he entered the door, and the child's mother deliberately cried and cried, begging me to give the child a way to live." ”

"Humph!"

Li Shimin made a soft sound in his nose, and said with some displeasure: "Li Daoyan is a dignified prince, and he actually did such a thing to lose points. He is the king of the branches, and the title can be passed down for three generations, even if his grandson is incapable, it is impossible for him to fall to the point where he has no way to live. ”

Li Yun sighed and said: "Second uncle, you have forgotten, his grandson is about to come out of the five blessings, although the prince can be passed on to three generations, but it is necessary to start from Uncle Li Shentong, Uncle Li Shentong is the first generation, Uncle Li Daoyan is the second generation, and his eldest son is the third generation......"

Li Shimin thought for a moment and subconsciously said: "And this little cub is the child of Li Daoyan's eldest son, and he is really the fourth generation of the Li royal family. ”

Li Yun let out a 'hmm' and said, "He is no longer qualified to inherit the prince." ”

The emperor nodded, but he was helpless, the title must be reduced, otherwise it would not be passed on for several generations, and the world would be all kings. As he just said, he couldn't recognize the hundreds of children in the fourth generation, only four generations, there were already hundreds of male heirs, if it was passed on to three or five generations, the number would be tens of thousands.

Li Yun knew the emperor's intentions, but he still explained: "After all, this cub did not have five blessings, and he was also the first junior to ask for me, he kowtowed to me as soon as he met, and even his mother couldn't afford to kneel, crying and crying, which made people feel so sad, my family Ayao was the most kind-hearted, and she was made to cry by that girl, and her nephew had no choice but to agree." ”

Li Shimin hesitated for a moment, and said in a deep voice: "This kind of thing must not be opened again in the future, otherwise I am afraid that something big will happen, Li Daoyan is also smart, and he knows that he will ask for your disciple, but as long as you are promoted, his grandson's future will be broad, and he is likely to establish some merits, so that he will be awarded the new throne, so that it can be passed on for three more generations, and the fortune of the family house will continue." But ......"

The emperor suddenly stopped, and said in a solemn tone: "This kind of thing is only one case, and you can't be soft-hearted in the future, otherwise as soon as the mouth of the seal is opened, hundreds of fourth-generation cubs will come to you for help!" You are the body of a prince, you have the right to confer a prince, once you are soft-hearted, the entire Li royal family will stare at you, those fourth-generation cubs are your juniors, and when the time comes, which one you leave behind will be gossiped about. ”

Li Yun sighed and said helplessly: "How could my nephew not know that the consequences are serious, but ......"

Halfway through his speech, he suddenly stopped talking, pointed to the shopkeeper and changed the subject, and said: "Second uncle, look at it, this cub is still doing things well, he has a bit of cleverness that people like, and he can be regarded as a person who can be reused." ”

Li Shimin snorted and said: "If you dare to be the first to ask for you, you must have some confidence, Li Daoyan is very smart, and he is willing to be ruthless in educating his heirs." ”

Although the emperor's tone was not good, he finally acquiesced at this time, and after he finished speaking, he stopped speaking, and turned his head to look at the shopkeeper silently.

At this time, the little guy had made it extremely difficult for the old man, and he was about to open his mouth to pick up people, and finally the old man came to his senses, and suddenly took out a small string of copper coins from his arms, and reluctantly sent them to the hands of the little guy, and then dared to look at the little guy with a long face, and begged bitterly: "Little brother, give me a chance, the old man is old, and he has not been able to line up for half a month. Today is considered a great luck to get to the one hundred and forty-third ......"

"Hmm!"

The shopkeeper is a big horn again, but the speed of collecting money is very fast, after the copper money is started, the face is barely a little relaxed, but still humming and chirping, very unhappy said: "I have passed the customs here, but whether you can buy the god food depends on luck, if the shopkeeper does not agree, then I will not return your money, this is your heart, there is no return of the statement." ”

"Yes, yes, yes!"

The old man nodded again and again, and he didn't have the confidence to spit out the emperor's saliva not long ago. This bribery was completely in broad daylight, but dozens of people in the store had become accustomed to it, and some even had envy in their eyes and made a sigh in their mouths.

Li Shimin's face was bulging when he saw it, and he couldn't help but feel angry again.

Li Yun hurriedly opened his mouth and explained in a low voice: "Second master, this is also a strategy, only by setting up problems in this way will the people become more confident, the more difficult it is to buy the divine food, the more they believe in their hearts that there will be no fakes." ”

Li Shimin suddenly realized.

At this time, the old man was released by the little guy, and he walked to the counter in just a few steps, but there was no one behind the counter, and the anxious old man couldn't help wiping the sweat on his forehead.

He didn't dare to open his mouth to call people, he only dared to stand under the counter and wait, but he still didn't see anyone for a long time, and the old man's face was even more anxious.

Li Shimin looked impatient, suddenly opened his throat and shouted, and said angrily: "Someone wants to buy something, where is the shopkeeper." ”

Coincidentally, or deliberately, in short, no matter what the reason, when the emperor shouted, he just saw a person walking out of the back, who was also a young man, but he was dressed as a shopkeeper, and after entering the door, he snorted, and seemed to be very dissatisfied with someone urging him.

Whether this is a feint or a fake, maybe he just wants to make the people more convinced, but Li Shimin still feels that the anger is surging, and the emperor can't help but squeeze a few steps forward and is about to open his mouth to scold.

However, after only a few steps, he suddenly retreated again, and after retreating, he glared at Li Yun fiercely, and scolded angrily: "Why is this shop full of people who go through the back door." ”

Li Yun scratched his head, and said with a wry smile on his face: "You also saw it, this also has to be taken care of, the identity is there, it is a bit unreasonable not to take care of it." ”

Li Shimin looked helpless and suddenly sighed.

Why is the emperor so?

Just because the shopkeeper was an acquaintance.

Who is it?

Li Fu!

A while ago, Li Yun got married, it was Li Fu who served as the official in front of the door, responsible for being funny and playful, and enlivening the atmosphere of welcoming relatives.

Li Fu is the son of Li Jiancheng.

It's Linglong's biological brother.

Nominally, he is Li Shimin's step-prince, but he has been locked up in the fence for eight years. has the name of a prince, but he has not enjoyed a day of treatment, but everyone can be harsh, and his life is actually extremely sad.

……

"Alas!"

Li Shimin suddenly sighed, as if muttering to himself: "That's it, the past is far away, how can the grudges between the elders let the children shoulder their shoulders for a lifetime, this is good, this is good!" ”

Li Yun listened to his tone and couldn't help but explain on the side: "Actually, my nephew knows that the second uncle is very soft-hearted, and you may be very outsiders, but you have always been kind to your own children and nephews, and the people have the so-called calf protection, and your elder is a very calf protector." ”

Li Shimin was silent.

Li Yun said again: "Actually, you just can't pull your face, but you have already done things, it seems that you released Li Fu through my wedding that day, but in fact, you have been longing for an opportunity for a long time, your heart is good." ”

Li Shimin's face finally relaxed, but he still snorted at Li Yun, and pretended to reprimand: "Should I take this as a compliment or a boast?" ”

Li Yun looked solemn and said in a deep voice: "It is the heart of your elders. ”

Li Shimin nodded, his face more soothing.

The two of them stopped talking, and both turned their heads to look at the counter.

……

Sure enough, it was still difficult, but Li Fu's method was more direct, after this kid came out, he yawned first, as if he had just experienced a lot of hard work, he could pretend to be dissatisfied on his face, his eyes slashed at the old man under the counter, suddenly stretched out his palm, and hummed: "What about the benefits?" Take it! ”

The old man was stunned for a moment, obviously a little distressed about the money, but after a long time, he finally mustered up the courage to say: "You are the shopkeeper of the store, how can you give you benefits." ”

Ordinary people also have a little intelligence, the meaning of this is very clear, it is nothing more than that you are already the head of the store, and I come to buy your things to give you money.

How do you know that Li Fu snorted angrily, and turned his face directly: "See clearly, I'm just the shopkeeper, but I'm not the master, it's my business to make money in the store, do you want to buy this old thing, if you don't want to buy it, quickly give it to the next one." ”

The tone was very impulsive, it was deliberately pretended to be very impulsive, but the more it was so stinky, the more convinced the people in the room became, and a man couldn't help but speak, and kindly persuaded the old man and said: "Uncle, hurry up, you are the number you finally got in line, don't fail to make the last step, twenty-four worship, you can't miss this trembling." ”

"Yes, yes, yes!"

The old man seemed to react, nodded at the man again and again, and then saw him grit his teeth in distress, and took out a small string of copper coins from his arms.

Who knew that Li Fu looked at it coldly, snorted directly, and said lazily: "It's not enough!" ”

"Not enough?" The old man's face was stunned.

A person next to him hurriedly pointed out again, and said in a low voice: "This shopkeeper has rules, and he must give him at least consistent money." ”

Consistent money?

The old man screamed and almost jumped.

He grabbed his money bag with both hands, his face was full of shock, and he shouted and said: "My old man has been queuing in the bank for a long time, and he can only borrow ten yuan after signing the deed of borrowing. ”

Saying that, he suddenly realized that his tone was wrong, and quickly turned back to a pleading face, looking at Li Fudao: "Shopkeeper, can you raise your hand, I will also give you a small string of money, please pity the age of the poor old man." ”

Unexpectedly, Li Fu's face remained unchanged, and he even showed a hint of impatience, and said coldly: "Can't!" Age is age, rules are rules, respect for the old is a virtue, but the rules can't be broken, don't say that you are an ordinary person, even if my own grandfather comes, you have to follow the rules, there is no money to give me benefits, anyone is in vain. ”

After speaking, he stretched out his hand and pointed to the door: "If you don't want to, you can go out, our family's divine food seeds are not worried about selling, and the people in the city are all looking forward to buying it." ”

Acting is three points to the bone.

Li Shimin hid in the corner and watched silently, suddenly turned his head and lowered his voice to ask Li Yun, and said with a little curiosity: "You said, if his own grandfather really comes, will this kid really do what he says, and he will also charge his own grandfather a benefit fee." ”

Li Yun said twice, with a strange face: "Second uncle, there is no need to guess this matter, this kid has self-titled himself three feet high, and he vows to be a greedy and shaved person, a while ago, grandpa came......"

Li Shimin was even more curious, and couldn't help but ask anxiously: "The Emperor... Uh, no, did your grandfather pay for it? ”

Li Fu and Li Yun are both the third generation of the royal family, and their grandfather is one person, the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty, Li Yuan.

Li Yun took a deep breath and said helplessly: "People who are three feet tall in the sky, the rules can't be broken, grandpa didn't bring money that day, and he was kicked out on the spot." ”

Li Shimin was dumbfounded.

The emperor couldn't imagine that Li Fu's acting would be so penetrating.

However, Li Yun understood in his heart that Li Fu was actually expressing the depression in his heart.

……

Bang!

A soft bang!

The emperor and Li Yun turned their heads at the same time and looked in the direction of the counter where the sound sounded, only to find that Li Fu had more money in his hand, and smashed it on the counter at will.

Needless to say, the money was given by the old man.

Sure enough, I saw that the old man was full of distress, and said pitifully: "Shopkeeper, can I buy it this time?" ”

……

…… The plot is coherent and not easy to split, and today is still a 2-in-1 super chapter

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