Chapter 345: What Slogan?
Then everyone was silent, what kind of treatment is this? Sleeping in a conference room? What the hell is the marble floor? Can you sleep then!!
And just sleep, why do you have to sleep in the conference room on the seventh floor, you're afraid you're not going to kill our Donghe ship, right?
The ship's leader also felt that it was very inappropriate, so he argued to go.
Then, half an hour later, everyone moved into the conference rooms on each floor under the captain's 'arrangement'.
Hehe...... Captain, do you dare to be a little more aggressive......
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Wang Aiguo received special care because of his special health. When Wang Aiguo heard the words of special care from Shen Long's mouth, Wang Aiguo's eyes were bright.
is worthy of being a friend, and he will be on top at a critical time.
Then Wang Aiguo was arranged in the conference room on the seventh floor......
In this regard, Wang Aiguo really wanted to strangle Shen Long. This stinky and shameless, how did Bilian and Wang Weihua say that they would take care of him?
However, after coming to the conference room on the 7th floor, Wang Aiguo found another problem. That is, for some reason, there is a two-meter square pit in this conference room.
Then Wang Aiguo saw that everyone was very humble and gave this pit to Wang Aiguo.
Wang Aiguo almost went crazy on the spot, what kind of operation is this? Why did he sleep in this pit? Doesn't your conscience hurt like this?
In this regard, Shen Long said: "If you don't let you sleep, in this pit, our conscience will hurt." ”
Wang Aiguo: "......"
It's okay for others to say this, but Xiaolongren, it's too much for you to say this, aren't you the liaison sent by his grandfather to take good care of him? What's the matter? It's only been less than half a year since you came over, and you turned your face and didn't recognize anyone?
Said that you are each other's angels, and said that you are my good friend, but as a result, you are obviously a switchblade, okay?
Well, Wang Aiguo, who thought it would be very uncomfortable, later found that it was good to sleep in this pit. At least in this pit, there was a feeling of comfort in the bathtub, and I don't know why, he slept so well that night.
However, this matter continued to ferment, and when the troops living on the 7th floor woke everyone up on the second day, as soon as the captain of the opposing ship walked into the conference room, he saw the pit where Wang Aiguo slept.
Then the captain of the other party put on a shocked expression, pointed at Wang Aiguo in a trembling voice, and said in a trembling voice like Parkinson's disease: "You, you actually slept out of a pit on the ground?" Wouldn't you be too ruthless? ”
Wang Aiguo looked at the captain with a bewildered expression, you are really in place!
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As soon as he got up in the morning, Wang Aiguo was hit physically and mentally, and then, Wang Aiguo thought about it for a while and decided to pee to relieve the pressure.
As a result, when he walked to the toilet, he unexpectedly found, "Oh, I'm going, I'm going to pee in the morning." There is not a single vacant seat in this sliding trough.
Ahhh What's going on so upset this morning? Why do you have to queue up to pee even to relieve stress?
However, there was no way, Wang Aiguo could only wait helplessly on the side.
Waiting was boring, and while waiting, Wang Aiguo began to look around.
As a result, after a while, Wang Aiguo saw the familiar slogan on the toilet - a small step forward, a big step towards civilization.
To be honest, there is nothing wrong with this slogan, but after Wang Aiguo saw this slogan today, a strange thought flashed in his mind.
"Having said that, the men's toilet is 'a small step forward and a big step of civilization', so have you considered what kind of slogan should be posted on the women's toilet?"
After Wang Aiguo spoke, all the people's urine seemed to stagnate for a moment, and then all of them instantly fell into deep thought.
At this moment, the warrior monk suddenly spoke.
"Big eyes to small eyes, urine is accurate."
As soon as the warrior monk spoke, everyone froze, and then everyone looked at the warrior monk in great surprise.
Let's be honest, no one would be surprised if anyone could answer this question, but everyone would find it strange when the monk answered this question.
Warrior monk, do you know that in addition to being a marine, you are also a warrior monk of Shaolin Temple!
As a warrior monk, don't you think it's weird that you answered the slogan of the women's bathroom? What the hell are you doing in the Shaolin Temple?
As if seeing everyone's doubts, the warrior monk sighed, revealing an expression that life was worse than death, and slowly spoke: "There is no way, Shaolin Temple is a scenic spot, and there are many people coming and going every day." Usually we clean the buildings of Shaolin Temple by ourselves, and I am the one responsible for cleaning the women's toilet. ”
Everyone: "......"
I'm sorry, monk, but I take back what I just said. You've done a great job!
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Now that Wang Aiguo has been here for half a year, he is not a newcomer anymore. I don't know some routines, but I understand some of them.
On the first day of the workshop, it stands to reason that there should be nothing going on. Anyway, the hull work of the ship is done by the repair shop. Only when they are done can Wang Aiguo and them start internal repairs.
Just when everyone was about to take a vacation, the people from the repair center came. By the way, the full name of the repair management office is - the repair plant management office, which belongs to the troops under the management of the base.
As soon as the repair management office came, let everyone on the East River ship make a tolerance.
As soon as these words came out, Wang Aiguo and the others immediately became angry. There is no bed, and they have their share in the tolerance. Is this appropriate? Is it appropriate?
The captain said that it was appropriate. After all...... They belong to the borrowing.
As soon as they heard the captain's words, everyone was about to cry. Big guy, do you dare to coax you a little more!!
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This time, it is for everyone to clean a well.
It is said to be a well, but it is actually a failure, because the well is only three meters deep and there is no water. I heard that it was because a leader of the repair and management center was brain-dead, and he said that he was afraid of the water outage and decided to make a No. 2 plan and dig a well by himself.
As a result, after digging three meters, everyone found that there was no river underneath, so there was no water.
After that, this well has remained here. Because there is no water here, it becomes a natural garbage can.
And this time, the repair and management office planned to seal the well, so it asked everyone from the East River ship to come and clean up the garbage inside.
Let's be honest, Wang Aiguo thinks that it should be sealed anyway, so what else is there to clean up? Isn't it okay to pour cement directly?
However, if the repair center wants to do this, there is nothing you can do. So everyone can only hold pots and pans...... No, it was a broom, a dustpan and other tools that came to the well.
After arriving at the well, everyone looked at the garbage in the well and the depth of the well, and then fell silent again.
It's only three meters deep, but if you jump down, you'll be one story high.
Who is this, and who is coming?