Chapter 44 "Pressing the Box Stunt" (Seeking Expensive, Chapter)
Chapter 44: Pressing the box stunt
The morning light is on, and the sounds of buying and selling and gurgling cars overlap.
Just when Ah Zhen buried his head in drinking Qiong porridge......
"Boss, give me an upper room, fetch some water and food." The wind and dust chased Yan'an, Yin Yin was tired and tired, as soon as the city gate opened, he came to the inn by the city gate non-stop, and he didn't even look at it, and threw it to the stunned shopkeeper: "The rest will be rewarded to you." ”
"Yes...... Be! "The shopkeeper doesn't understand what kind of shit luck he has taken, the uncle only rewarded one hundred taels last night, and now there is a rich lady who threw the mountain silver casually, and was surprised to go around the counter, and bowed down to invite: "Miss, please ...... inside"
Ah Zhen, who was eating porridge silently, suddenly heard this very familiar warbler sound, raised his head in a daze, and glanced in the direction of the counter.
"I'm grass!" was surprised to see that it was the prostitute heroine of her own pen, and she cursed in the bottom of her heart, and the cold sweat on her forehead poured down her head uncontrollably.
My mother, I didn't look at the yellow calendar when I went out, and the stick will definitely be crippled this time.
Ah Zhen was very sad in his heart, put down the dishes and chopsticks, tiptoed up, and quietly moved towards the gate. The cold wind kept blowing behind him, and his hair was already standing on end.
My mother, Miss Yin is so good that she doesn't stay in Hangzhou, why are you here? Isn't this a deliberate attempt to kill him?
The silent crab walk, quietly moving, almost, almost, the gate is close, very close.
"Huh?" Just about to take this rich lady to the wing, the shopkeeper looked at the uncle who was hiding suspiciously, and didn't understand why his uncle looked like a thief? Seeing that he was about to move to the gate, he hurriedly lifted the dry food prepared for him from the counter and shouted, "Uncle, your dry food." ”
My Mom! The sound of "your dry food" made Ah Zhen stop his crab steps urgently, and the clothes with his back to the counter made him drench in cold sweat. The facial features were tightly entangled together, like a demon behind him, very reluctant, extremely unwilling, and slowly turned his neck. I was pleasantly surprised to see Miss Yin arrogantly with her back to him, but she didn't see him.
Call!
The life of the third leg was saved, Ah Zhen's cold sweat was relieved, but fortunately, Miss Yin was arrogant, if she looked back curiously, today next year will definitely be his death day. The atmosphere was relieved, and he didn't even dare to cast half an eye at the pure white figure, gritted his teeth and struck the big fool by the counter, and rushed towards the door with a sharp pace.
"Uncle be careful......"
"Boom...... Bang......"
"Fuck ......"
As soon as he turned around, three different voices rang out at the same time.
The shopkeeper who wanted to call him to be careful was dumbfounded, and his head was stunned with a misty face, why is today's uncle so strange? What's going on?
The tired Yin Yin frequently beat Hatche, and when she was about to call the long-winded shopkeeper of Rory, this painful curse made her face pale, and she turned her head in surprise, and saw the toad sitting on the ground with her knees and cursing.
Seeing that it was really him, Yin Yin's already cold face instantly became frosty, and he gritted his teeth and said: "Really... Be... Too... Good... Finish. ”
"Shameless, I've finally caught you." Yin Yin was glowing with a thick cold air, Yan Yueying Yue stood in front of him, swiped out the Ling sword behind his back, and asked gloomily: "Say, how do you want to die?" ”
"Yin ...... Miss Yin! "Mom, the passing year is not good, but I still met this female Luosha.
Ah Zhen dragged his ass back in fear, and when he was forced to the corner of the wall where there was no way out, he had to stand up against the wall, and stammered in panic...... When is the time for retribution, there is no end to the sea of injustice, and Shi ...... The donor turned back to the shore. If you have something to say, settle it peacefully, settle it peacefully. ”
"A peaceful settlement?" Yin Yinbei hated grinding his teeth, glared at this shameless man with cold eyebrows, and shouted loudly: "Dare to do such a dirty and obscene thing, and still want to solve it peacefully?" ”
Oh no, it's dead! This time it's really dead. Miss Yin's temper can't be explained by a bad person, and now that it's in her hands, even if she doesn't die, the stick will die. What to do, what to do?
Ah Zhen's panic made Yin Yin's heart well up with joy, and he gritted his teeth and shouted: "Say!" Did you chop off your shameless claws first, and then chop off your nasty legs? ”
Facing Miss Yin, who was like a wronged ghost taking revenge, Ah Zhen's heartbeat was stuck in his throat, and his frightened eyes widened, looking at the female wronged ghost in front of him with great fear. Under extreme fear, the body can no longer receive the command of the brain, and the dream-like pressure box trick naturally comes out, like a dream.
The big palm shook forward, and shouted in a frightened and twisted throat: "Look at the hidden weapon......"
"Huh?" Suddenly, seeing the arm in front of him shoot up, Yin Yin hurriedly raised his sword body to block the hidden weapon he thrown, his little face was just stunned, and he couldn't see the figure in front of him from the corner of his eye, and the horror in his heart just started......
Must win! Betting on his life, he waved his palm, and walked around behind her, and when he squatted down, the spire in his hand was ready, and he closed his eyes and shouted to the white dress: "You must win!" ”
"Ah......h
"Porphy, Porculo, Porphy ......"
Ah Zhen's heart seemed to jump out of his body, the cold sweat on his forehead was dripping, and he looked down at the person who fell to the ground in horror, seeing her falling to the ground trembling and cramping, and the pain was like giving birth to tears, and the guilt in his heart was rising.
"You want my life, I don't want to die...... So...... I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Seeing that the skirts of the people on the ground revealed a little bloodstains, Ah Zhen was very sorry to bow to her again and again, and then rushed out of the inn, untied the horse, and galloped towards the south city in fright.
Oh, my God! He...... He just ...... It wasn't the anus that was stabbed just now, it was the ......, and after swallowing a mouthful of foam, it was hard to believe that Miss Yin's hymen had been pierced by him like this. And what about him...... He has to find a rat hole where no one is to hide in, and it is best never to come out in this life, otherwise he will definitely be dismantled by this Miss Yin...... No! It's a big unloading!
"The ...... Damn it......" The painful heart convulsed, Yin Yin's face was draped in a layer of haze, and when he heard the sound of hooves, he hurried away, weeping and twisting his little head to look at the empty door, and couldn't believe that he had done such a dirty thing to her again, and that he was so dirty and obscene.
"Little ...... Small...... Miss Sister. The shopkeeper was dumbfounded, not knowing whether to step forward to help her, afraid of rubbing in the hall, stunned by the little blood plum blossoms oozing from her white dress, and a blushing face like a monkey's ass.
"Something that kills a thousand knives." The heart-wrenching pain eased slightly, Yin Yinsoft sat up as if she was weak, turned her head and shouted to the shopkeeper who was wide-eyed: "Turn your thief's eyes, otherwise Miss Ben will dig him." ”
"Yes, yes, yes." The shopkeeper covered his eyes tightly and turned around, although this rich lady was really smart, but she couldn't stand it so viciously.
Can't believe that this shameless person dared to treat her like this, Yin Yin bit her lip and glanced around, before she lightly lifted the hem of her skirt and watched in horror as her white obscene pants were stained red by virgin blood.
"Lin Azhen, I'm going to break you into ten thousand pieces!" Two green tears couldn't help but overflow down the cold cheeks, and after crying, I didn't care if my body was uncomfortable, whether I was tired or not. Hanging tears picked up the Ling sword that fell to the ground, rushed out of the stack door, jumped over the horse, and galloped forward angrily, she was sure to break the toad into pieces with her own hands, and crush the bones and ashes.
"Hurry up...... Let Jean, let Jean ......" rode to the south city gate, Ah Zhen's heart was stuck in his throat, he couldn't swallow it, and he spit it out. Shockedly, he pulled out the crowd out of the city that was blocking in front, cut the queue and squeezed forward, and then squeezed forward......
A large number of patrols were densely packed, and the lieutenant holding the waist knife frowned, and scolded the rabbit cub in front of the pickpocket: "You fucking queue, even if the mother-in-law has a difficult birth, you have to queue up for Lao Tzu." ”
"Let Jean, let let ...... quickly" I couldn't hear what the lieutenant was scolding, panicked at the layers of people in front, Ah Zhen was really anxious like Ting'er had a difficult birth, her face was sad and squeezed to the city gate, and she bowed to this captain with thick eyebrows bowed again. General, my lady is about to give birth, you can do well, do well. As he spoke, he took out a large ticket from his bosom, bowed down and begged again: "General, you can do it." ”
"It's really a mother-in-law's difficult birth?" The lieutenant was stunned for a moment, glanced at the one hundred taels of silver ticket in his hand, and his heart was suddenly overjoyed.
"Are you alone?" At the same time of questioning, he quietly stuffed the big ticket into his arms, everything was so natural, there was no superfluous movement, as if the big ticket was originally his.
"Yes, yes." Awesome, corruption and bribery are so natural, Ah Zhen has to admire.
"Hmm." The lieutenant's eyes scanned him like a torch, and he felt that it should be fine, and waved his hand and shouted: "Let's go." ”
"Thank you, General." Straightened up and glanced at the queen of the dragon, and was surprised to see that Miss Yin was chasing from afar, where did she dare to stay for a while longer, leading the horse and rushing out of the huge doorway. Turning over the horse, he immediately whipped the horse to death, and the horse screamed and galloped wildly as if it had been drugged.
Damn, I'm afraid that I can't solve this enmity with Miss Yin in this life, why did I forget Pian'er hiding in the dark just now? If it is a little baby, it will not be like this, and the wise man will make a mistake. This loss alone will make him die in the world, and he will be chased and killed by her for thousands of miles, which is really worth the loss, and the gain outweighs the loss.
In extreme panic, he hurried and rushed for days. From the early morning sun to the scorching sun at noon, I didn't dare to rest for half a moment, and I didn't dare to slow down. Running alive and dead until the horses neighed and blew white air, and the hooves slowed down weakly, and it was almost dark.
In the double safety of life and property, all the potential of the body was brought into full play, until the horse's hooves slowed down, the horse's nose snorted smoke, and the horse's mouth spit out a layer of white foam. Ah Zhen had to stop the horses, and his frightened eyes glanced back, and he was slightly relieved to see that the winding dust road was silent.
"Where is this?" Stunned, I looked around and saw the undulating mountains under the residual sun, the plump fat grass waist swaying in the wind, the oily leaves and the green aquatic plants swaying at the bottom of the stream in the wind, and the beautiful scenery was difficult to describe.
But where did he come from?