Chapter 237: Kissed by a pig
readx;???? At this time, Chen Kun had already gathered his two thousand standing soldiers and horses, took off his previous cloth clothes, and put on the armor prepared in advance, Chen Kun's spear was also broken during the melee, and his lieutenant general found a new one for him, Chen Kun took it in his hand and gestured twice, and said with some disappointment: "It's still a little uneasy, I don't know how long this gun can last, the eldest brother is really eccentric, and the weapons built for the soldiers are better than my own use, hehe, don't say cast a blade for me!" β
When a soldier heard this, he came to Chen Kun and said, "Does the general want a good weapon?" I heard that the guard of Taigu Pass, Sha Wei, recently got a magic weapon, known as cutting gold and breaking jade, that Sha Wei was originally just a mediocre person, but after having that weapon, he actually killed many generals! β
Chen Kun's eyes lit up when he heard this: "There is such a thing?" It's just right, I'll get to him later, and take this weapon away! β
The voice fell, and the herald Pegasus came, and said to Chen Kun: "General Qiyu, the two generals Zhang He and Zhang Liao have sent news, saying that the false information that Zhao Yun and Wen Chou sent 5,000 people to the east to resist the enemy Ding Yuan and Bao Xin has been spread to the imperial court officers and soldiers on Yique Pass and Yuyuan Pass, and the other party learned that our three base camps were empty, and sure enough, they hit the plan, and they did their best to defend the Guan, and they were going to come to a sneak attack, Zhang Liao and Zhang He The two generals each brought a thousand men and horses, and prepared to ambush each other outside the left and right camps, and Tian Feng's military division sent an order, He has ambushed the 500 men and horses of the Chinese army battalion in the place where the enemy retreated, and there are no defenders at Taigu Pass at this time, so I hope the general will seize the pass as soon as possible! β
"The military advisor moves so fast!" Chen Kun couldn't help but sigh in admiration, and then his eyes fell on Guo Jia, who was running quickly not far away, and when he saw Guo Jia's comfortable face, he couldn't help but say, "Mr. Fengxiao's trip to Gong is really long!" β
Everyone couldn't help laughing, Guo Jia knew that Chen Kun was teasing himself, but he didn't care at all, but said very leisurely: "Is it long? How do I not think? When I was squatting in the forest to solve the problem just now, I happened to see a group of ants carrying a big green worm together, and I saw that I was so fond that I didn't even feel the smell of the that I pulled out! β
The sweat in Chen Kun's heart, this Guo Jia is so funny, does his mother know?
"Fengxiao Junshi really likes to laugh, by the way, I ordered someone to send Mr. to Tian Feng Junshi first, the second brother and the third brother have already left, and I can't lag behind!"
Chen Kun hugged his fist at Guo Jia, and he was about to leave the horse. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biqugeγ info
Guo Jia looked at the gray sky that was still a little early, and said leisurely: "The general doesn't have to be anxious, it's still early now, although the enemy army is coming to sneak attack, he will definitely wait until dark to make a move, and after all, he is the guard of the dignified Taigu Pass, it can't be a straw bag character, he must have a plan to prevent a sneak attack when he comes, and in the same way, I'm afraid that General Wenyuan and General Junyi will not be so easy to succeed!" β
Although his words were slow, it was not unreasonable, his delicate eyes were clear, and he looked at Chen Kun fixedly, smiling very softly.
Chen Kun was taken aback, and sighed: "I miscalculated, I immediately sent someone to tell themββ"
As he spoke, he beckoned people to give orders to Zhang Liao and Zhang He.
"It's too late!" Guo Jia stopped Chen Kun and smiled, "The soldiers are fast, they must think that Yique and Yuyuan Pass have no defenders, so they will drive straight into the pass, these two places are the throats of the southwest and southeast of Luoyang, no matter how careless the enemy is, he will not come out, although the guards in the pass want to make military merits, but they also know what the consequences will be if they lose the checkpoint, their family in Luoyang!" β
The deputy general next to him was dizzy when he heard this, and asked Guo Jia puzzled: "In that case, does Mr. mean that there is no need to fight this battle?" β
"Fighting, you still have to fight, but you have to fight skillfully!" Guo Jia took a deep breath and looked at the gray sky again.
Chen Kun knew that Guo Jia already had a plan in his heart, and he quipped: "It turns out that when Mr. Gong came out just now, he was not delaying time, but thinking of a plan, please make it clear!" β
This time, Guo Jia didn't say it explicitly, but said to himself: "What to do, presumably Tian Feng's military division has already explained it very clearly, what the general has to do is just icing on the cake!" β
Chen Kun's heart moved, Tian Feng said that this battle would be lost beautifully, he originally thought that he would only deliberately lose it when escorting the baggage, but now he has responded, and the battle to win the pass will also be beautiful! The loss made the enemy who watched the excitement think that these levels had not changed hands, so that they could send a signal to the Luoyang Imperial Court that Gao Yi could not get in this time in the Luoyang chaos, or rather, deliberately did not come in.
In fact, it is to slowly infiltrate, not only to occupy the geographical advantage to advance and retreat freely, but also politically, blocking the news and confusing others, the purpose is-
Let Dong Zhuo, Ye Seventeen, and Ding Yuan fight hard, and Gao Jiajun will make a last-minute move!
The sky gradually darkened, the guard of Taigu Pass, Sha Yan, really as Guo Jia expected, did not go out, only took half of the men and horses, took advantage of the night to go out of the pass, and went straight to the base camp where Tian Feng was, and saw that the military camp was only lit with a few bonfires, and the soldiers on patrol were also dozing off, and they were naturally overjoyed, and said to the soldiers: "God really help me, all the troops will follow me into it, take Tian Feng, and then mobilize other horses with the military order of his Gao family army division, at that time, we will set up an ambush halfway, and we will be able to kill all the nets, When the threat from the south is lifted, we have military merits in hand, and it is not a problem to worship the generals, and the brothers will not have to live a hard life here, success or failure in this battle, brothers, there is no way out for greed for life and fear of death, as the saying goes, once a general succeeds, ten thousand bones are dry, and now is the time for us to become famous in the first war! β
"General, can you speak briefly in the future? We are attacking, time is life, and the sky is about to dawn after listening to you! In the crowd, several soldiers teased the sand.
"Hahaha!" The rest of the soldiers were amused and burst into laughter.
But it didn't matter if it wasn't laughing, it alarmed the soldiers patrolling the barracks, and they shouted: "Who is there!" β
Sha was speechless, and looked at his soldier with a gloomy face, his expression was angry and funny, but now was not the time for personal spirit, he drew his weapon and greeted him, and this time his words were very brief: "Attack!" β
"Kill!" The soldiers behind him put away their jokes, shouted one after another, and rushed to the opposite barracks, many of them also lit the torches in their hands and threw them at the camp tents, but strange things happened, not only did those camps not burn, but the torches were slowly extinguished!
"What's the situation?" Sha Yan also saw this abnormal situation, and couldn't help but widen his eyes.
They didn't know that the materials used in Gao Jiajun's camp tent were all waterproof and extremely expensive, but they were really useful, and Gao Yi was not short of money, and he was willing to spend this money.
"General, why can't they light these tents?" The soldiers seemed to have been poured a basin of cold water and wondered.
"Damn, don't care about this, rush into the camp, kill anyone you see, and don't leave a single living mouth!" Sha Yan also thought it was incredible, but now was not the time to think about this, and after he finished speaking, he was the first to lead people towards those military tents.
"Enemy attack, there is enemy attack, everyone run!" The soldiers of the Gao family army guarding the tent also discovered the enemy soldiers who came to sneak attack, and their faces changed drastically, and they immediately scattered and fled, not even caring about taking their weapons.
In the tent, the sound of howling also came and went.
"Don't chase those people, occupy here as soon as possible and find that Tian Feng!" Sha Wei stopped the soldiers from pursuing the fleeing Gao Jiajun, and rushed into the military tent, his eyes widening again.
"General, we have been tricked, the screaming in those military tents are not people, they are all pigs!"
One by one, the soldiers came to report to Sha Yan, only to see Sha Yan staring at a big pig in a daze.
"Squeak squeak, squeak, squeakβ" The big pig ran around in terror, like a woman stripped naked, for fear of being raped by a group of wolf-like men in front of her.
Suddenly, the pig ran straight towards the sand, got between his legs, and actually lifted him up directly, and ran around the barracks, how funny and funny it was.
"How can this be true? How unreasonable! Sha Yan brandished his divine halberd, and with a sudden slam, he cut off the pig's head, and the pig's blood suddenly splashed all over his face.
Although the pig's head was cut off, the body still maintained the posture of running forward, but this time it hit directly towards a wooden pillar, and Sha Yan only cared about wiping the pig's blood on his face, and his forehead slammed, and he also hit the wooden pillar, and he was immediately dizzy and black.
But this is nothing, he hasn't come back to his senses, he just feels that a behemoth pressed down directly on him, almost crushing his bones, he looked at it, it was still the pig, the pig body was impartially pressed on the body of the scorn, and the pig's head actually kissed his mouth-
"Vomit-" Sha Yan struggled to push away the behemoth on his body, threw the pig's head far away, squatted on the ground, and vomited out everything he had eaten for three days.
"General, I didn't find that Tian Feng!" The soldiers handed the halberd to Sha Yan, and none of them could laugh at the moment, after spending so much effort, no one was killed, it was obvious that this was a trap, and maybe Tian Feng had already laid a net.
Sure enough, as soon as this idea fell, there was a burst of bangs outside the camp, Tian Feng appeared at the gate of the camp with five hundred people, and the five hundred people quickly blocked the exits, and everyone was even more bows and arrows in their hands, ready to give this group of people who failed in the sneak attack a fatal blow! Intranet unique URL: