Dead? Is this red blood? Not rouge?

I'm holding scissors in my hand? Not needlework?

Killed? Did I kill someone? So easy, one person dies?

Ren Xiaoxiao couldn't believe it. When I was a child, I watched the cook kill chickens and slaughter sheep, and the chickens and sheep had to shout loudly, why is it so big and alive, there is no movement at all, is it over? According to the laws of the Great Song Dynasty, murdering one's husband is a capital crime, right?

Ren Xiaoxiao's mood at this time was like a cold day, the whole person was thrown into the ice water of the Wuzhang River, and her teeth couldn't help but start chattering.

She is the seventh lady of the Ren family, she still has a good life, so many rouge gouache, so many beautiful clothes, so many delicious and fun, and so many champions, all waiting for herself. That's it? I haven't eaten enough fragrant and spicy food, I haven't bought enough clothes and rouge, those suave champions, batch by batch, can't find themselves, how can they live? Not for others, just for those champions, you can't die!

Ren Xiaoxiao suddenly didn't want to die.

Can't die, can't die, must not die! I'm a girl, so weak, how can I poke such a big fool to death with a pair of scissors. The weight of two hundred catties is even a pig, and it has to be poked dozens or hundreds of knives, not to mention that it is still a person. In any case, people have to be better than pigs.

The fool must be drunk and drank too much! He didn't die.

Maybe the scissors just punctured the clothes. At most, it cut a little oily skin, and it didn't even touch the bones. This red one may be the rouge that I accidentally rubbed.

Definitely can't die, can't die!

The bridegroom can't die!

"Seventh lady, are you going to ......" Xiao Tao checked the doors and windows, they were all tightly closed, and as soon as she turned her head, she saw her own lady facing the bed, with her back to herself, bending over, if this is the beginning of the cave room?

Peach's face immediately turned crimson. She is a dowry maid, the most intimate person of the lady, and according to convention, she is very likely to be promoted to a concubine. Although this official is a fool, it is better than being a maid for the rest of his life. No matter how stupid a fool is, he is also a man.

The lady cried and wiped her tears for a while, saying that she didn't want to marry a fool, and it seemed that she was just putting on a show.

"Seven ladies, wait for the slave maid to give you wide clothes." As she spoke, her eyes lit up as she approached the bed. She is much older than Ren Xiaoxiao, and she has listened to a belly of obscenity from the chef over the years, and has long understood the affairs of men and women, but she has never had the opportunity to try it herself. Now that I finally got out of the cabinet, I can't miss the living spring palace in front of me.

"Kuan, you big-headed ghost, get over here and help." Ren Xiaoxiao couldn't wait to take out the scissors and give Xiao Tao a cool heart. When is it, still wide clothes!

Although she has never been far away, the guests who come and go from the south to the north have seen and heard a lot, and she knows that she can't pull out the scissors at this time, so she holds down the position of the fool's bleeding with both hands, and expects Xiao Tao to come over to help, and quickly deal with the wound first, and then talk about it later.

At least this man doesn't die.

The candlelight is dim, and I can't see if the fool's nose is in and out of breath, but the feeling under his hands is still warm, as if there are still a little ups and downs, this is not dead, right?

Xiao Tao hurriedly ran over, and when she looked closer, her mother was about to shout: "It's amazing, it's murderous!" ”

Before she could speak, Ren Xiaoxiao kicked Xiao Tao upside down.

"Shut up!"

Xiao Tao covered her mouth instantly, didn't dare to come out, and sat down on the ground. Take a look at the lady, and then look at the groom on the bed. That's a must!

"Bring me a piece of cloth." Anyway, stop the bleeding first. This is also the experience that Ren Xiaoxiao heard.

"Lady, you're killing someone, let's run." Xiao Tao trembled and squeezed out a sentence.

She instinctively wanted to listen to the words of the lady and go to find the cloth to Ren Xiaoxiao, but after a hard time, she found that she didn't have any strength in her body, as if the whole person was only left with the upper half, and the ground under her buttocks, and her legs had already flown away. Killing someone is such a big deal, what can you do with a piece of cloth? At this time, you have to pack your luggage, and the package is not soft or not? It's not too far, run to the river, and then talk about it, in case there is a boat.

"Stupid!" Ren Xiaoxiao lowered her voice and scolded: "Who saw me kill someone?" I was using scissors to cut the lantern and accidentally crooked it. ”

The candle is on the table, the fool is on the bed, these two are not the same place, okay? You want to cut the lantern, and then go out of the way, and run to the bed, and when you say this, even the fool in the bed doesn't believe it.

"He's not dead?" Xiao Tao has always been obedient to Ren Xiaoxiao. Qi Niangzi's years of accumulation of power have finally had an impact, no matter how stupid the reason is, Xiao Tao inexplicably feels that she doesn't need to run away immediately. The lady said that she was not dead, so she may not be dead. Maybe it's really cutting the lights, and then through the closed doors and windows in such a gust of wind, the lady's petite body bones, can't help the gust of wind that can't extinguish the candle, and it is so crooked, crooked to the bed, so coincidentally, it gently poked the groom's official, and it also pierced a little bit of skin.

Xiao Tao felt that his legs and feet were back in place, and quickly got up from the ground and rummaged in the cage.

"Hurt ......"

The bridegroom, like a dead pig, suddenly shouted.

Xiao Tao was defenseless, and suddenly jumped up in fright: "Oh mom, it's a corpse!" ”

"Fart!" Ren Xiaoxiao even burst out with foul language.

Hearing the groom's voice, Ren Xiaoxiao's heart suddenly fell to the ground. If you can speak, you are not dead. finally escaped the charge of murdering her husband, and when she heard Xiao Tao fuss and screaming, Ren Xiaoxiao couldn't wait to sew her broken mouth shut.

"Get me a piece of cloth."

"Okay."

Xiao Tao is not stupid at all, but a little timid. She also understood that her uncle could call, but he didn't die. If people don't die, then don't be too afraid. She opened the cage with the mandarin duck with her hands and feet, and there was a stack of prepared white cloth inside. This was originally used to put on the bed on the wedding night to witness the bride fall red, but now it is just right that you can see red without a cave room.

Ren Xiaoxiao pressed the groom's bleeding chest with both hands, and while watching Xiao Tao's movements, she whispered to the fool on the bed: "Official...... Official, you drank too much tonight, accidentally fell and fell on the scissors, the slave family is treating you, don't panic, don't scream, the more you scream, the more it hurts. ”

Wu Liang is a natural fool, where does he care about loud and low voices, and besides, he can't understand human words. His father couldn't understand what he was saying, let alone the words of a stranger in the middle of the night.

He only knows that his chest hurts terribly, and there is another person who presses himself unwillingly, is this to kill a pig? Wu Liang loves to eat meat, but no matter how stupid he is, he knows that he can't be slaughtered as a pig.

"Dad, I hurt ......" Wu Liang couldn't manage so much, and he was about to scream at that time. Finally, he was poured too much wine at night, and his limbs were weak, otherwise with his more than 200 pounds, he would have kicked the little lady out of the door.

"Gagged!" Ren Xiaoxiao made a decision immediately.

Xiao Tao didn't understand anything, jumped over in two or three steps, and stuffed the white cloth into the mouth of the groom.

Wu Liang didn't shout half a word, so he held back.

Ren Xiaoxiao let out a sigh of relief.

Listening to this fool's anger, there is enough gas, and it can be seen that it is not a big deal. And according to the feeling of her subordinates, the scissors did not enter the flesh deeply, at most they were pointed, not even half an inch. I'm afraid that no three inches of this fat pig's meat will be oil, and it won't hurt his life. Not to mention life, it is estimated that tomorrow morning, there will not even be a scar on the body.

Foolish, it's a blessing to be able to eat! If you change to a thin body, half an inch can kill you.

deserves their own lives, and the champions will not be single for a lifetime. Ren Xiaoxiao finally put her mind at ease.

If he doesn't die, he won't murder his husband, and in the days to come, I will talk about it later, and the living can't be suffocated by urine!

Phew, Ren Xiaoxiao scolded herself secretly. How did you think of such vulgar words, this is all broken by Xiao Tao. Who made her always look at her family on weekdays. A bunch of rough people.

"Lady, let's put away the scissors first." Xiao Tao can also see it clearly now, this scissor only goes in a short time, if it weren't for the groom's outrageous fat, the scissors wouldn't have been able to stand, and they would have fallen off by themselves.

"Okay." Ren Xiaoxiao continued to press the wound with one hand, and raised the other hand to hold the scissors. Xiao Tao was holding the white cloth with both hands and holding down the groom's mouth, so that he could not shout, and he had to do it himself.

The scissors were easily pulled out.

Ren Xiaoxiao is not a heroine, she has never played with Shi Yanzi on weekdays, and she has never worked hard. She is a little lady from a big family, and she can have a little energy. This scissor is already under her anger, and she has played at a super level. If it is changed to weekdays, it is estimated that the clothes will be punctured at most, and even the oily skin will not be scratched.

Pulling out the scissors, Ren Xiaoxiao and Xiao Tao glanced at each other, and they both saw relief in each other's eyes. It didn't cause a catastrophe.

The two of them were inexplicable, and they both chuckled.

But at this moment, a flash of light flashed out of thin air in front of him, and the eyes of the two people who were stabbed were closed tightly in an instant. Immediately afterwards, Ren Xiaoxiao's hand suddenly had a sharp pain, and she didn't know what was slapped on her hand, so she couldn't help but hold the scissors and poke them down.

Before she could figure out what was happening, she was pounced on by something unknown and fell on her back in front of the bed.

Ren Xiaoxiao hurriedly opened her eyes, she didn't care about the pain of falling all over her body, and she didn't care about looking at what was pressed on her body, so she turned her head to look at the groom on the bed as soon as possible.

I saw a pair of scissors on the groom's chest, which went straight into the handle. The handle of the scissors glowed with a little cold light, and the majesty was still trembling.

This scissor was specially picked by Ren Xiaoxiao, and the scissor blade is particularly long, but now only a short handle is left, and the rest of the things, no need to ask, are all in the fool's body.

This length, I'm afraid it's not for the groom to poke through.

Ren Xiaoxiao rolled her eyes and suddenly fainted.