When I went home today, I saw that Gao Yu's father had asked a group of warlords to come to the house to play mahjong. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Cao Zhong's father is the stupidest of them all. I saw that they were like marching and fighting, the four of them sat around the table, and after preparing the mahjong, everyone waited with their waists straight, and no one did it first.

At some point, the old Marquis Cao picked up the clock hanging around his neck and looked at it, and then said: "It's eight o'clock, and the battle will be until twelve o'clock, and you are not allowed to retreat halfway." ”

Yes, because of a lot of practice in music boxes, the clockwork technology is basically okay, and there is no miniaturized watch, but the clock is no problem, so the old Cao Hou Ye bought a clock to hang around his neck, which weighs six pounds and is used to watch the time.

When he met people, he said that the old man was used to wearing armor, and it was not inappropriate to hang a few pounds of bell around his neck.

"Four-of-a-kind!"

Bu Shuai Liu Zhongwu is the one who understands the essence of Gao Fangping the most, but whenever he gets the cards he can draw, he is very happy, and he will burst into cheers.

Although sometimes after playing it, Lao Liu found that it seemed to be the card he wanted, but he was embarrassed to regret taking it back.

Gao Fangping, who watched the battle, didn't know whether Liu Qi, the youngest son of the old Liu family and the later famous anti-gold general, was born to him?

Gao Fangping took a closer look, Liu Bushuai is simply a big mallet, he doesn't seem to be obsessed with winning, only obsessed with "touching cards", but except for a few simple tubes and strips, other old Liu basically can't touch it.

Whoever can touch it, whether it is needed or not, will be shot. But if he can't touch it, he will pretend to hold it again, and then beat out the useful ones.

Gao Fangping was really sweating when he saw it, and sure enough, like things gathered, Gao Yu's sworn friends were all like these people. Calculate that Zhao Ji doesn't rub mahjong, otherwise the family property earned by my Xiao Gao will be deliberately lost to the emperor by the traitorous father.

Sweat.

In a blink of an eye, Gao Fangping found that although Lao Liu collected all the bad cards and played all the cards, he was careless, and he had already put out a thirteen-unit pattern, which led him to not start.

"Dongfeng!" Gao Yu touched a card at a critical moment and threw it out unhappily.

Gao Fangping shouted anxiously: "Liu Shuai, why are you still stunned, quickly push it down, this time you have won big." ”

Lao Liu is a novice, he doesn't know how to win this kind of hand, and he is a little embarrassed to win Gao Yu's money, so he hesitates.

"Thirteen Great Manchu Kill!" Gao Fangping danced with his hands and pushed Lao Liu's cards down.

The other people's faces turned green, and when Gao Yu scolded, Gao Fangping held his head and ran away......

"Have you heard, now Pork Ping has researched a mysterious item, which is said to be used by the Taishang Daojun to ascend to immortals, but it is not allowed to be used by ordinary people, and they are all enjoyed by nobles and used to fight sparrow wars."

"I've heard that it's not actually an earth-shattering thing, it's a gambling product."

"Now joy, seeing that there are so many powerful people who are stupid and have a lot of money, we ordinary people are relieved. It's so expensive, and some people go to the craftsman to buy it, and I don't know how much the craftsman will make this time. ”

"It's awesome pork ping, he really spares no effort to pit the powerful. Well, even though we can't play, those powerful people go to play mahjong, and the opportunity to bully people in the market is reduced. ”

"There is really a way to the sparrow war, I heard that as soon as the sparrow war comes out, everyone is not keen on the secret war, and now the imperial city is more peaceful than before, and there are more small frictions and small contradictions than usual, but it is easy to spread out in person, and it is not a big deal. A few days ago, it was reported that Xiao Gao offended the Empress Dowager Liu because of some sensitive issues, and because of mahjong, the Empress Dowager has not been bothering Xiao Gao recently. ”

"You know too much."

This is the favorite topic of discussion among the people who eat melons at present.

The other noble circles are similar, but whenever there is a topic related to Gao Fangping, they like to discuss it when they get together, and they will discuss the good and the bad.

"Recently, I've been a bit addicted to mahjong, and I don't know why, I don't feel comfortable without rubbing two laps a day."

"I don't know how long I can play, I heard that the queen doesn't like this thing, and sooner or later it will be banned."

"I think too much, the queen mother only cares about the palace, and our noble family outside the palace is fine."

"Speaking of which, this mahjong is actually not obsessed with it, but the ladies at home usually don't communicate with each other, and often have conflicts on the dog's brain. Now a group of organizations are organizing them to rub mahjong, and there are more small contradictions, but there is basically no malicious slander and fight with each other, and the old man should be quieter. So, I really don't want to be harmed by Zhang Shangying and Gao Fangping, but I also ordered five pairs and stipulated that the ladies sit down and rub eight laps every day. This is family law. They must be given something to do, otherwise, only women and villains are difficult, and they are allowed to do things at home when they are idle. ”

"Well, my wife doesn't have as many as you, but like you, I use mahjong to solve their conflicts. When they heard that it was the Queen Mother's favorite, they deceived themselves, saying that they liked to play, damn what stupid, these big-breasted and brainless girls. ”

"Although Pork Ping is obscene, he will succeed every time he makes something, which is a bit mysterious. Sometimes, I have to sigh at his ability, what else can he say when he can collect all the pig and sell it for a good price. This is the ability to turn decay into magic. Believe it or not, I put my words here, you have always thought that the Queen Mother will be his enemy, but in fact, it is difficult to say that it will be reversed at some point. ”

"Don't talk about royal affairs, why are you still stunned, quickly set the table away, rubbed it twice, and said."

"Okay, since your Wang Zudao is in such a hurry to send money, then come."

"Eighty thousand!"

"Shichijo!"

"Two loaves!"

"Huh!"

In an instant, a group of discussions about the water meter that should be checked all changed to the sound of mahjong......

The panda is still the most popular existence, and this time it was named by the queen mother. As soon as he entered the Hou Gate, it was as deep as the sea, and the panda also entered the palace.

At the Great Demon King, no one cares about the pandas, but Abu Liang Hongyu occasionally bullies the pandas, and Fu'an occasionally gives the pandas some money. But after going to the territory of the queen mother, the panda is amazing, and in view of the increasingly cold weather, there are careful people who make two sets of clothes for the panda.

Once Rongde little Lori wasted a large pot of wine, and after warming it, she sent it to the panda to drink, and the panda vomited after being drunk.

As a result, Emperor Rongde was whipped by the queen mother with rattan again.

The panda slowly fell in love with the imperial city, and the people here are far less treacherous than the people of the Great Demon King's family, more peaceful, and the transaction is also excellent, and he never pays off.

For example, after the panda gave Ju Jing money, it would take a long time to brush out the food, and it was very rare. But in the Imperial City, the panda took two cents to the imperial kitchen, like a buffet, two cents each time, no matter how much they ate, no one cared, there were many types.

In the capital, the panda goes shopping by himself, and when he encounters a monkey performer, he puts two pennies on the ground and waits for the show to start, but there is a chance that he will be driven away by the performer. There are really no human rights, and Panda feels that the capital is full of liars and scoundrels.

But in the imperial city, where there are juggling teams, various performances, parties, ball games, poetry meetings in Dasheng Mansion or something, the panda can still watch the show if he forgets to bring money, and countless people touch its brain shell and tickle it, and then the little princess and the little prince will feed it delicious things.

Once, after the panda got lost, he went to the wrong place and went to the Chong'en Temple, where he found a strange thing. It found that Empress Dowager Liu's "needs" were extremely strange, and used two creamy eunuchs to scratch the soles of Empress Dowager Liu's feet, and then Empress Dowager Liu enjoyed it very much.

The panda was sure that it was a sign of intoxication, because sometimes the panda broke into the room of the Great Demon King, and Jia Xiaohong's voice and demeanor could be seen to be exactly the same as that of the Empress Dowager Liu.

So after breaking the good deeds of the Empress Dowager Liu, the panda likes feet again, so it automatically made up for the little eunuch and squeezed it away, adding it to the Empress Dowager. Empress Dowager Liu changed from frightened to happy, and felt that this panda had a good understanding and was better than the eunuch, so she rewarded the panda with some food and copper coins, and forcibly left the panda here.

Since then, the panda has been full of beautiful visions for life, and since he was abducted from the Sichuan Basin by unscrupulous people, Chong'en Hall is the most comfortable existence. Every winter morning, pandas think so......

The cold winter is slowly deepening, and the first snow of the third year of Daguan began to fall on the 8th.

Uncle Zhang found that it was getting more and more wrong. The palace test competition will start in less than seven days, and Gao Fangping is still stranded in Beijing, not only did he make some mahjong, but also drunk and dreamed of death, going back and forth between high-ranking officials and nobles.

At the beginning, Lao Zhang didn't know what Gao Fangping was doing when he slipped back to the capital, but he was too lazy to care about him. Zhang Shuye thought at first that he was young and playful, and since his debut, for more than three years, almost all of this scourge of the capital has been running around to fight in the north and south, and he is homesick, and it is not a problem to come back from vacation occasionally to relax.

This is the reason why Uncle Zhang didn't want to ask earlier.

But this time, that kid has been staying in Beijing for a long time, and he still has no intention of leaving, on the contrary, he has been in contact with Cai Jing more and more frequently, and has been in contact with the officials related to the palace test this time.

At this point, a document arrived in Gao Fangping's hand: Uncle Zhang summoned him at night.

Gao Fangping dressed like a hairy bear, and brought a lot of pastries to the house to meet Uncle Zhang.

The pastries are not for Lao Zhang, basically Gao Fangping never brings gifts to Lao Zhang, but it has become a convention, every time he comes, he brings some food to the old housekeeper and asks him to get it for his little grandson to eat. So up and down Zhang's house, except for Lao Zhang, everyone likes pork flat.

After entering the door, Gao Fangping saluted and said, "Student Gao Fangping, please meet Enxiang." ”

Uncle Zhang looked at him with bad intentions at night, this kid is usually a traitor or a thief who has nothing to do.

Compared with the last time we met, Lao Zhang's sideburns have more gray hair and become cooler. At the age of forty, some people will have more gray hair in later generations, so it is more appropriate for him to call himself "old man" now.

Lao Zhang's painting style here has not changed, simple, neat, and rigid, which is his traditional style. The same goes for the décor of the home.

In the middle of the study, there is a honeycomb coal stove made by Gao Fangping Pig Farm, which emits heat and makes this room not so cold.