There is such a saying on the Internet in later generations, let the left foot step on the right foot, and then the right foot on the left foot, as long as the speed is fast enough, you can let yourself go to the sky, it seems quite reasonable at first glance, in Ma Du's opinion, this is the same stupid proposition as pulling yourself up with your hair with your hands.

If he could do something like an airplane, Madu wouldn't have been airdropped into this era. If you want to go to heaven, you have to rely on real science and technology, didn't the ancestors have already figured up such a thing as the Kong Ming lantern, but how did the Westerners take the lead in manned flight?

Not now, since the beginning of Ma Du's crossing, Lao Zhu has become the source of power to promote the progress of Daming science and technology, under his pressing, Ma Du drummed out muskets, artillery, grenades, and under his butcher's knife Ma Du made a textile machine, steamer, in order to complete the deal with Lao Zhu, Ma Du is going to take Da Ming to run into the era of flying.

Fireproof textile materials are easier to find than Ma Du expected, silk and asbestos are good fireproof materials, which can be seen everywhere in China, if these two materials can be used together, the effect should be better.

As for how to get it together, it is not much of a problem, textile has always been one of the best skills of the Chinese nation, and Ma Du invited the Honggu mother-in-law, who is a disciple of Huang Daopo and enjoys the special allowance of the academy.

Seeing the price quoted by Ma Du, the old woman immediately began to move, and every day she transferred a few students to her instructions, it was not how tiring it was, but it was not good to be exposed to asbestos every day.

Ma Du has to go in and out of the student dormitory every day, with a magnifying glass in one hand and small tweezers in the other, looking for thorns on the students who have stripped off only big pants. Unfortunately, he was touched by the patrol Ye Dui, and the second didn't say that he would hit the deadbolt, chasing Ma Duman Academy, and shouting and scolding loudly while chasing back.

Later, it became clear that Ye Dui also held a meeting of all teachers and students to apologize to Ma Du in front of everyone. But this has a purpose, he has a good reputation for daring to change his mistakes, but the matter has already spread, and the more he describes it, the darker it becomes.

Many students who asked Ma Du for advice in the past went to find Lao Guo, and even more excessive, such as Yuan Jiuli, who saw Ma Du and directly covered his buttocks and turned around, and even those students who knew the real situation did not let Ma Du pluck them out in order to avoid suspicion. What Ma Du couldn't accept the most was that Song Shuang often changed back to her former men's clothes recently, painted a sexy mustache with an eyebrow pencil, and danced at his eyebrows.

Fortunately, good male style was not a bad reputation in ancient times, and all the efforts were rewarded. Madu hurried back to his office after receiving the results, took out a candle and a match, lit it, and took out a dusty cloth from his bosom, and put it on the fire with both hands.

The reddish Huo Miao gently licked the fabric, and after a few breaths, a puff of green smoke came out, then slowly turned red and finally began to turn black, until a black debris fell and still did not burn.

"It worked!" Madu couldn't help but cheer loudly, with such a fireproof textile material, the hot air balloon is really hopeful. He couldn't help but wonder if he jumped into the clouds with a parachute on his back again, would he travel back again?

"Forget it, otherwise the wife will become a widow and a child will become an orphan, and that will not be a crime. That's it, that's it. Madu muttered, and at this moment he seemed to forget that clouds are made of water vapor, and not every cloud will be a gateway connecting the past and the present.

"Master Hou, what kind of hysteria do you have in the daytime?"

Ma Du turned his head and saw An Huzi and Wu Fuzhong standing at the door of the office, looking at him with a strange look, "Master Hou, don't think about it, a good man is not an unsightly thing, but you can't leave your wife and children behind." ”

"Huh...... The two of you stick together all day long to look like a good man, and if you dare to chew the root of my tongue to see if I don't clean you up. Madu sat down at his desk, "Come in, there's something you don't understand." ”

An Huzi came over and said with a smile: "I'm afraid I'm going to disappoint Master Hou, I'm not a good man, so I'm going back to my hometown to marry." ”

"Is it the granddaughter of the old Cui family? Your mother was looking for Lao Liu to be a matchmaker some time ago. ”

"It's not the granddaughter of the Cui family, his granddaughter doesn't have a butt and asks for a lot of bride price, so I didn't let my mother agree, so I found my uncle's maiden niece in Chuzhou's hometown."

"Then you will lose a lot, the granddaughter of the old Cui family looks good, although the bride price is more, the dowry you can give is also more, your math is in vain. It's not okay to regret it now, give you half a month of marriage leave, hurry home to do a happy event, and remember to make up for the class when you come back. ”

Ma Du took out a small gold coin from his purse and put it on the table, "Mr. gives congratulatory gifts to students is generally a pair of words, I have an old relationship with your father, this gold is only regarded as my congratulatory gift to the younger generation, go back and hand it over to your mother." ”

"Hey...... Thank you Master Hou, the face of the dead ghost daddy is really big! An Huzi happily put the gold into his arms, and then stretched out his hand again, raised his thick eyebrows and smiled obscenely, "Master Hou still hasn't given it to you." ”

"Do you want it too? Chen Ying has already complained to me that she has seen you many times in Qinhuaihe, not to mention that you still don't understand the affairs of men and women. ”

"Chen Ying's bastard is really not a good bird, he went to the Qinhuai River to spend money, I am there to make money, I am a serious boy, I don't believe you!"

"Stop! I don't have that ability, I don't need to untie my pants! Ma Du took out a few pieces of paper from the drawer and handed them to him, "Let's think about it slowly, don't be greedy for joy when you are a young woman, you should have some moderation." Madu obviously forgot that he had been in his room for a few days when he first got married.

Ma Du took out a leave slip again, filled in An Huzi's name and the number of days of leave on it, and then stamped a private seal, "Remember to report it to Marquis Zhao, otherwise you will be counted as absent from class, and you will suffer it at that time." ”

An Huzi glanced at the leave slip, "Master Hou, you didn't write Xiaozhong's name, he is my concubine, and he wants to go back to his hometown in Chuzhou with me." ”

"No surprises!" Ma Du casually added Wu Fuzhong's name to it, turned his head and said to Wu Fuzhong: "Are you married?" The granddaughter of the Cui family looks good and diligent, if you are willing to be his aunt, Lao Cui will not accept your bride price, and will post a lot, and there will be no need to sell popsicles and sweet potatoes all over the street in the future. ”

Wu Fuzhong's face flushed slightly and said: "Thank you Mr. for your care, the student's family has already made a family affair when he is young, and he will return to his hometown to marry when he is older." ”

"Master Hou will joke, my brother looks elegant and handsome, his grades are among the best in the academy, he will be a big official in the future, and the Cui family will not want to find such an uncle for eight lifetimes!"

Ma Du kicked An Huzi, "After reading for two years, I don't know how many catties and taels I have, and I still look down on the Cui family. ”

Seeing An Huzi and Wu Fuzhong walking away shoulder to shoulder, Ma Du shook his head and said to himself, "I'm good at joking?" What better joke than God? ”

An Huzi and Wu Fuzhong walked out of the office shoulder to shoulder, ready to buy some wedding things to bring back to their hometown in Chuzhou, and they didn't have to go all the way to the city, they could buy them near Fangshan.

As soon as the two of them arrived at the bottom of the archway, they saw two brocade guards standing there, and An Huzi couldn't help but curse in his mouth, "These eagle dogs still dare to come to find the bad luck of the academy, here I am staring at Xiaozhong, you go to call someone, there is a Hou Ye is not afraid of them!" ”

Wu Fuzhong waved his hand and said, "It doesn't look like he's here to make trouble, so go over and ask first." ”

An Huzi nodded, walked over quickly and asked at the top of his voice, "What are you two doing here, don't you know if you are not welcome here?" ”

One of the two Jinyi lieutenants is in his early twenties, and the other is in his thirties, and the young one snorted coldly when he saw An Huzi's words: "No wonder you can force Han Dudu to retreat, the students of this academy are really tough, if there is really a kind, you will get out of the archway, and Lao Tzu will immediately cut off your head!" As he spoke, he pulled out the embroidery spring on his waist, and the cold light of the blade was shining, but it was difficult to hide a bloody breath.

The elder Jinyi lieutenant hurriedly stretched out his hand to suppress it, and scolded: "I don't have any eyesight, don't you see that this is the person we are looking for?" ”

"Really?" The young man took out a roll of paper from his sleeve in confusion, and opened it to reveal a portrait, looking at whether it was An Huzi.

Wu Fuzhong was taken aback, and hurriedly went to pull Huzi's arm, "Brother Huzi, run, these two are here to get you!" ”

An Huzi said: "I didn't violate the king's law, why should I take it!" Don't be afraid, they don't dare to enter the academy, there is a monument erected by the emperor here. ”

The older Jinyi lieutenant smiled, "You're An Gouzi?" A little bold, worthy of our Jinyiwei's people, come with us. ”

"Phew! Lao Tzu is now called An Huzi, don't call me the leprosy name I used to ...... What did you just say, who are your Jinyi guards? An Huzi tugged at the green robe on his body, "Look clearly, Lao Tzu is a student of the academy and a scholar, which is different from you dogs and people!" ”

The two Jinyi guards were not angry, but smiled, and the young Jinyi captain said: "Brother Hu, this kid is really kind, and he dares to scold our Jinyi Wei in front of him." Hey...... It's true that we are dogs, but that is also the emperor's dog, not everyone can be it, if it weren't for your Lao Tzu to accumulate virtue, you wouldn't have this blessing! Oh, take it, it's your official uniform! ”

The young brocade guard took a burden from his back and threw it to An Huzi, but An Huzi didn't let the burden fall to his chest and fell to the ground, and the burden spread out to reveal a brand new flying fish suit, as well as wingless black yarn and soap boots.

"The hands and feet are so clumsy, how can I arrest and torture people in the future!"

"He's not stupid, he's really scared, look at his face is pale!" The older brocade guard laughed and teased.

An Huzi really panicked, and said with a stammer: "Are you mistaken?" I'm sure I'm looking for it, I'm from Chuzhou, not Yingtian! ”

"Can't be wrong, the copywriting is very clear, your Lao Tzu was the inspector, was the liaison officer of Pingjiang, and died in prison after being captured and tortured during the Battle of Pingjiang, which was seen by Jiang Ninghou with his own eyes, and it was also Jiang Ninghou's credit for your Lao Tzu.

After the establishment of our Jinyiwei, your father won the reward of the hereditary Jinyiwei hundred households for his merits, and now our Jinyiwei is short of manpower, since you have become an adult, you have come to Jinyiwei to serve, first be an ordinary captain for a few years, and then the father's position will be our Shangguan. ”

An Huzi staggered back two steps, sat on the ground with his buttocks, and muttered in his mouth: "I don't go to Jinyiwei, even if I lead the horse to the Hou Ye, I won't go to Jinyiwei." ”

The elder Jinyiwei smiled: "Jinyiwei Baihu is a sixth-grade official, how many people can't climb this position in a lifetime, so don't say stupid things." ”

Wu Fuzhong put away the scattered packages, walked to the two Jinyi guards and said: "My brother is in a hurry to go back to his hometown to handle the marriage because the wedding date is approaching, and I also ask the two of you to be accommodating for a while before going to Jinyiwei to obey orders." ”

"That's the case, it's important to marry a mother-in-law, and it's not unreasonable for us to be Jinyiwei." The two brocade guards glanced at each other, and each took a silver ingot from his bosom and handed it to Wu Fuzhong along with an embroidered spring knife, "A little He Yi is not a respect, let's go back first." ”

After the two brocade guards left, Wu Fuzhong stuffed the burden and embroidered spring knife into An Huzi's arms, "Don't let your uncle's blood flow in vain." ”