"My dear, what kind of person is your brother? You know. ”

"He wants to be with those beautiful actresses, so he can't explicitly say that he invests in making TV series. Otherwise, your sisters-in-law will be jealous and will make trouble. ”

"Okay, I'll sleep, I'm so tired from filming. I'm a new actor, I don't know anything, I have to learn everything, and I have to memorize scripts. When I wake up tomorrow, when I don't film, I'll give you a reply. ”

"Pretending to be stupid, if you do it well, you will be wise and foolish! Don't tell your sister-in-law about investing in TV series! ”

"Love can be simple, but it can't be casual! Rest assured, my dear, I won't make love to those actresses. Filming, just make a show. ”

……

Fang Xu sent a few WeChat messages, and suddenly found that the battery was only 90% left, so he had to endure the pain and say goodbye to Liu Leyi.

"Didi ......"

Liu Leyi replied to WeChat again, and sent several messages in a row.

Fang Xu sighed, didn't dare to look at WeChat anymore, and anxiously opened the video, found the movie "Smiling Proud Jianghu 2", and watched the fighting actions in the movie.

In his mind, the action of this movie is the most chic, and it is also an eternal classic in his heart.

He also stood up and watched as he mimicked the fighting moves from the movie.

He didn't feel like it was enjoyable, so he came over with the embroidered spring knife, but he didn't dare to pull the knife out of the sheath.

He was afraid that if he was not careful, he would hurt himself.

He held the knife with the scabbard together, imitated the camera in the movie, and waved the knife, but found that it was still very relaxed.

He said in his heart: Could it be that after I crossed over, I possessed the original Fang Xu, and even learned that Fang Xu's internal strength, martial arts and sword skills?

What is the crossing like?

I've read a lot of time-traveling novels before, and it doesn't seem like that.

Alas, no matter what.

When you come to this old society, you can wear as much as you can in the summer and as much as you can in the winter.

……

Liu Lebao suddenly walked from behind, shouted to Fang Xu, and said, "Brother, what are you doing?" Need to buy some food and wine? Get a few bottles of Moutai. Yadi, no meat to eat, no wine to drink? How do you get by? Lao Tzu is also a billionaire! When you come to this old society, there is no meat to eat, no wine to drink, no kara to sing, no girl to accompany you, and you can't let people live? ”

Fang Xu hurriedly turned off the video and turned off his phone.

He was afraid that Liu Lebao would use his mobile phone to make calls, send WeChat, and video chat.

That's not enough power!

In addition to contacting Liu Leyi, you also have to check the information on the Internet!

……

Fang Xu turned around and said helplessly: "Brother, won't your conscience hurt?!" There's no silver! The paper money we have on us is useless here. Even if he is a good citizen, he will not rob or steal. Alas, we can only drink porridge. Heck, there's not much firewood and grass left, and in a few days, we may have to eat raw rice. ”

Liu Lebao was a rude contractor, but regardless of Fang Xu's distress, he scolded: "Your sister, don't you know martial arts?" Go and steal some silver in the evening. Yadi, we are also modern people. When you come to this ghost place, but you are bullied by the ancients, how can you do it? In the future, when we return to modern society, we will laugh to death when we talk about these things. ”

When Fang Xu heard this, he said with self-pity: "You girl, something big happened today, the imperial city must be very heavily guarded!" Haven't you watched a TV series? You let me steal? To grab? What if something goes wrong? You'll all say it, it's ancient. Breaking the law and committing crimes requires chopping off hands and feet and cutting off heads. It is no more than modern society, where you can be released on medical parole. Now, our first task is to save our lives and find a way to return to modern society. I haven't finished college yet. Alas, annoying. If Lao Tzu lets the school expel him, my parents don't know how sad they are! It was not easy for the two peasants to raise me for college. What if I lose my life by chance? How will my parents live in the future? Who will send their two elders to the end? They are peasants again and have no pension. Just rely on that social security every year? Not enough to buy a few pounds of pork. The price of goods has risen too much. The two senior brothers were sold for more than 30 yuan a catty. ”

Liu Lebao is a businessman, thinking about money and a good life in his eyes.

He was very unaccustomed to his current life, and he even came up with a bad idea.

He had a flash of inspiration, and said, "What should I do?" You have to live! Hey? Or, you just learn from the ancients on the TV series, learn from the anti-Japanese war films, learn from some plots of martial arts films, and have a street show? Put your karate, taekwondo, sanda fighting, how many tricks to play? Let's earn some money for the journey. ”

After all, he is a contractor, uneducated, and experienced.

Life experience is also a valuable asset.

He was originally a man with brains to make money, a big contractor!

If you don't have a brain, how can you become a contractor?

……

When Fang Xu heard this, he felt that it made sense.

He pondered for a moment and came up with a concrete plan.

So, Fang Xu said: "Hmm! That's right, too! I would stop by and sing a few modern lyrics and play a few tricks on the streets. Why, brother, you have to endure the pain, go together, and help me beat the gongs and drums. Oh, no gongs and drums, by the way, you take a pot and a spatula and knock it, it just attracts people anyway. Come on, let's change clothes. You can't wear Jinyiwei's clothes to perform on the street, let others see it, and if the dog emperor hears it, we will lose our heads. ”

When Liu Lebao heard this, he was very unhappy, and he couldn't pull his face.

So, he made an excuse and said, "Yadi, Lao Tzu is dying of pain." Alas, no way. ”

Fang Xu smiled: "People are under the eaves, can you not bow your head, let's bend down, okay?" Besides, you're not a cactus, so why be so strong! This is ancient times, who knows you, a big boss with a net worth of tens of billions and a penniless in front of you? ”

Liu Lebao's heart moved, and he said helplessly: "Alas, if the water is clear, there will be no fish, and if people are cheap, they will be invincible." You're right, for the sake of life, let's bend down. ”

The two hurriedly changed their clothes and took a spatula, but fortunately, they didn't go far out, it was the street.

……

"Dangdangdang......"

Liu Lebao knocked on the black pot with a spatula.

Passers-by were curious and gathered around to watch.

Liu Lebao saw that there were many onlookers, so he put down the spatula, clenched his fists and gave up his hands, and said loudly: "Guest officials, two brothers, when they first arrived in the capital, they are not familiar with the place and want to eat. As the saying goes, a complaining person is like the moon, and a positive person is like the sun. We brothers don't steal, we don't rob, we don't complain, we are like the sun. Please uncles, if you have money, you can hold a money field, and if you don't have money, you will have a love field. My brother is very good at kung fu, now, let him play a few monkey tricks for your uncle. All right? ”

When he said this, he attracted some passers-by to watch.

Passers-by felt that Liu Lebao's speech was fresh and interested, and they shouted in unison: "Okay!" ”

Dozens of passers-by shouted like this, attracting small traders around.

There were more onlookers.