15. Will eat book bullets
Then Tang An said his requirements in detail, Huo Zhongtang replied again and again: Now the Shaoyang Academy has made Meng Youxian seriously ill, and he will replace him in the near future, in addition, the emperor also appointed him as a labor envoy, and sooner or later he has to shuttle between Cui Youfu's house and Daming Palace, because Cui Youfu's condition is also getting worse day by day, he can only be sick at home, and the emperor has anything to consult, all of which are conveyed by Huo Zhongtang.
In fact, in the past two days, Gao Yue didn't have the time or mood to delete and modify the "Ayang Hou Envendetta Second Edition: Tang An's Special Edition", and he was waiting in the Yushi Terrace.
He was waiting for the opportunity, waiting for the opportunity for Qiao Lin to show his ugliness, and then according to the conspiracy between him and his father-in-law Cui Ning, he knocked down the weakest Qiao Lin in one step!
Sure enough, today Qiao Lin began to talk nonsense again when everyone was eating at the imperial history meeting, originally after he came to serve as the imperial history doctor, in order to show his elegance, he asked that before eating in the south canteen, everyone took turns to say an anecdote that is beneficial to contemporary governance, and then collected the letters, which can be compiled and presented to His Majesty in the future, and today it is the turn of Zhu Ao, the inspector of the procuratorate.
Zhu Ao is talking about the previous Emperor Xuanzong's love for people (people) like sons:
During the Anshi Rebellion, the rebels approached Chang'an City, Emperor Xuanzong hurriedly prepared carriages and horses to sow and relocate Shu, carriages and horses from Yanyingmen, Prime Minister Yang Guozhong invited Zuozang Treasury (Tang Dynasty treasury), Emperor Xuanzong from it, as a result, before Zuozang, saw more than 1,000 people holding torches gathered there, Xuanzong hurriedly asked what this is going to do? Yang Guozhong said that it was difficult to transport the cloth in Zuozang, and it was better to burn it with fire than to leave cheap thieves and rebels.
Xuanzong said no, if the thief enters the capital, the first thing to loot is Zuozang, if it is burned, the thief will not have any money, and it will inevitably be recollected by the people, so it is better to leave Zuozang to them, "As long as you don't harm my child." ”
After listening to the words of the previous generation, all the imperial historians sighed with emotion, and said, "The Ming Emperor's lover is like this, but he has not been blessed!" ”
At this time, Qiao Lin's mind was clouded, and she thought that the time had come to boast and behave differently, and she began to yaw again: "Haha, it's just nonsense, even a fool in the countryside knows that our treasury cannot be defeated, if you throw Zuozang to the traitor, wouldn't it make the traitor grow stronger and kill more officers and soldiers?" It's ridiculous, the Ming Emperor actually did this, I don't know if the Ming Emperor was stupid at that time or these storytellers made it up, isn't it a joke that 'loves the people like a son'? In this anecdote, Inspector Zhu can be said to have neglected to choose. ”
As a result, as soon as he finished speaking, he saw a dead silence in the south cafeteria, and all the eyes of the imperial history were looking at him-Qiao Lin, who was with a dry beard, was a little frightened, and he instinctively realized that he had just lost his words, "But, but after all, I am the imperial historian...... This sentence should not be a big deal, right? After comforting herself, Jolene asked everyone not to continue talking, to eat, and hope to prevaricate.
Then the cafeteria was filled with the sound of the friction of the food chopsticks and the soup dagger, and there was no other sound, and Jolene looked at it while eating, very weak.
Finally, everyone finished eating, so the master of the Imperial History Observatory was ready to announce the end of the meal.
"Squeak" sound.
Jolene was taken aback.
Gao Yue, who was on the seat, pushed the cleaned food table forward three feet, then took out a roll of Shudi hemp paper from the bamboo stick he carried, spread it on the table, and then took out a knife and cut it "Ka Cha Ka Cha".
At this time, all the imperial historians were silent and did not speak, looking at Gao Yue's board and glance, the scene was very terrifying.
"Gao Shiyu, Gao Shiyu!?" Jolene's voice grew more and more frightened.
But Gao Yue didn't pay attention to him at all, after cutting the paper, Gao Yue stretched out his hands and smoothed it out, not to mention how gentle and careful, just like touching the skin of Erba Jiaoniang, and then slowly made the ink pill on the side, and dipped the pen in ink, and began to put pen on the hemp paper.
Jolene's throat gurgled non-stop, and he stood up with shaking hands, "Gao, Gao Shiyu, you, you, you, what are you going to do?" "The voice is gone.
"Doctor, write bullets." Gao Yue replied quietly, without raising his head.
"Who do you want to play?"
"Playing the Imperial Doctor Shi and Pingzhang Qiao Lin, insulting Emperor Xuanzong is in the front, and the offender is in the back." Gao Yue continued to answer calmly, and the pen in his hand wandered line by line.
Qiao Lin only felt as if his throat and eyes were blocked by something, he didn't look like Gao Yue was joking at all, besides, there should be no jokes in a place like Yushitai - he had made one just now, a joke that he regretted extremely much, "How dare Gao Lang do this!" In the end, Qiao Lin cried out with a somewhat desperate cry, and his accusation against Gao Yue echoed throughout the Imperial Tainan cafeteria.
But Gao Yue still kept writing.
Qiao Lin stretched out her arm and pointed at Gao Yue with a trembling voice, but her eyes looked around at all the imperial histories sitting in the two columns.
But everyone seemed to be deaf, and there was a terrible silence.
"Open, open...... (What a joke), probably to play a joke on me...... I mocked this kid's father-in-law, Cui Yang, this kid has a grudge and makes some revenge tricks to scare Dr. Ben Yushi, it must be like this......" Finally, Qiao Lin sat down and thought so.
The next day, on the main office of the Xuanzheng Palace, Gao Yue wore a crown, wore a red shirt, a white middle single, held a bullet, passed through the long civil and military shifts, stood under the emperor's throne, and shouted to Qiao Lin in front of the incense case: "Minister Gao Yue is fighting against the impeachment of the imperial historian and the Pingzhang Qiao Lin, and Qiao Dafu Qiao, please come out and be guilty in the court!" ”
Qiao Lin originally had some back ears, and she couldn't hear others on weekdays, and she thought that others couldn't hear her, so her voice was almost roaring - I didn't expect Gao Yue to directly stick to her ears and yell that she wanted to impeach herself?
"Shaft, shaft, I didn't expect you to really play me!" Jolene was terrified.
But the civil and military people in the palace all sat quietly, they had seen Gao Yue playing Chang Gon before, and today they saw Qiao Lin playing again, it seemed ...... It seems that there is a good show to watch.
Let's see if this senior can bring down a prime minister again.
In the military attache shift, Guo Ziyi was allowed to sit on the tiptoe, the old man was drowsy and deaf to the outside world, Li Zhongchen and Cui Ning were behind, his expression was trying to suppress his excitement, and Cheng Lu Qi in the imperial history over there had an unfathomable expression.
Yang Yan and Liu Yan separated from each other, and they were also quiet, but they were all thinking closely.
Li Shi on the throne was also a little stunned, and then looked at Zhang Shi in the shift, and the opposite side was also full of confused expressions, and saw that Qiao Lin was old, and Gao Yue and Gao Yue were roaring back and forth, obviously at a disadvantage, and they were trembling, so they were afraid that this Qiao Lin would not be able to stand it, so he called a few honor guards outside to come in, don't pull Dr. Qiao to His Royal Highness's court, let him sit back on the palace seat, I want to listen to what Gao Yue has to play.
So Jolene was dizzy, "supported" by several samurai, and sat back on the mat.
Li Shi asked Gao Yue to read out the bullet text in the court.