Chapter 240: The East River Ship with a Lot of Talents
Wang Aiguo sat cross-legged in the corner, and at this time, even if he wanted to stand up, it was too late.
And because he was sitting, the captain in front of him was standing diagonally with his hands on the wall in the corner behind him.
Seeing the captain's painful expression, Wang Aiguo hurriedly said, "Captain, why don't I stand, can you sit down?" ”
As a result, Wang Aiguo just wanted to stand up, but he couldn't see the captain's face change and shouted: "Don't don't, don't stand up." ”
"No, I'm fine, I can stand. Your waist is not good, you are still ......" Before the words were finished, Dadong and others shouted excitedly: "Don't make trouble, it's already crowded, why don't you stand up and this place is even more crowded, it's good for you to sit like this, really!" ”
Wang Aiguo: "......."
"Come to think of it, why am I a soldier for? Is that just to make you complain!! ”
……
More than fifty people, crammed into a place of more than twenty square meters. This also has to add more than 50 bags, how crowded this land is, think about it.
However, the repair shop is still some distance away from March City, and it will not be possible to drive there in a few hours.
At first, everyone could bear it, but as time went on, everyone gradually began to bear it.
There were so many people that the oxygen in the carriage was running out. Everyone turned blue and looked like carbon monoxide poisoning.
After Wang Aiguo sat cross-legged for two hours, he gradually found that his legs gradually turned from the original soreness to numbness, and now they are almost like prosthetics.
Judging from the current situation, even if he goes for an amputation now, it is estimated that he will not need any anesthetics.
Looking at the captain who was still lying on his head, Wang Aiguo smiled bitterly and said, "Captain, I feel that I have created a new way of anesthesia. ”
"How?" The captain asked, confused.
Wang Aiguo rolled his eyes and said, "Hehe, cross-legged anesthesia." Now I guess I don't feel it even if I sawed my leg. ”
"It's almost there, you're sitting, we're all standing." said with a big face scolding.
Wang Aiguo was also speechless, to be honest, he wanted to stand up now, this cross-legged for a long time, this feeling is really super uncomfortable.
Just when everyone was uncomfortable, Shen Long suddenly spoke: "I know that everyone is still in pain, so let's find a topic to talk about." ”
"Great idea, but what to talk about?" Wang Aiguo said.
Shen Long looked at Wang Aiguo, and then said, "Then let's talk about your young people's favorite topic, when do you want to get married?" ”
As soon as the topic came out, the scene was quiet. Dadong got married like this, and looked at the young people around him strangely.
Let's be honest, the Navy is generally older. There are more than 100 people on this boat, and there are more married than unmarried.
Everyone was silent, and those who got married couldn't speak, otherwise the next time your family came to the team, it would be when you died.
And the young, apparently, have not thought about this problem yet.
Seeing that everyone didn't speak, Shen Long looked at Wang Aiguo with a smile, and said with a smile: "Aiguo, when do you want to get married?" ”
As soon as these words came out, everyone looked at Wang Aiguo.
At this moment, I don't know why a round and jade little chubby smash appeared in Wang Aiguo's mind. The next moment, Wang Aiguo had an urge to jump out of the car.
"I'm still young in that ....., I still have a lot of time, and I'm sure there will always be someone waiting for me in this world." Wang Aiguo said embarrassedly.
Hearing Wang Aiguo's words, Shen Long was silent for a moment and then said slowly, "Is that person Lord Yama?" ”
Wang Aiguo: "......"
Little dragon man, can your brain circuits be normal? Then Qingqi's brain circuits are almost impossible for me to keep up, okay!!
…….
The first topic ended in this strange atmosphere, and everyone looked at Wang Aiguo and Shen Long with strange eyes.
Now everyone thinks that Wang Aiguo and Shen Long may not be earthlings.
After a while, the cannon head smiled awkwardly and said, "Then let's change the topic, and I'll tell you my story." ”
As soon as the cannon head spoke, everyone looked at the cannon head. The leader tells the story of the past, and as a warship that is good at gossip, everyone is naturally very interested.
I saw the cannon head sigh with emotion: "We have a local custom called drawing lots." To put it bluntly, when you were a baby, you got a circle of things for you to catch, and which one you grabbed shows what industry you are related to. ”
"Oh? That gunner, you captured a warship when you were a child? Twenty asked curiously.
The gunner shook his head and said, "No, I'm catching a fishing rod." As a result, the navy learned that fishing was not allowed on warships. ”
Everyone: "......"
The scene was awkward at one point, and everyone didn't know what to say.
At this time, in order to alleviate the embarrassment of the cannon head, Wang Aiguo raised his hand and said: "Actually, I also drew lots when I was a child, and I grabbed a handful of sand at that time. My dad always thought I would be a sand sculpture artist. ”
"Oh? So what about actually? The gun head asked with interest.
Wang Aiguo pondered for a moment and then said, "Actually, I have become a sand sculpture ......"
Crowd: "......."
The scene is even more embarrassing than just now.
……..
The green pickup truck drove for more than three hours and finally approached the city of March. Of course, if the road conditions are good, it will actually only take two hours to get there, but unfortunately, the road conditions are not bad now, and the visibility is very poor in heavy rain.
Soon the green pickup truck stopped, and everyone subconsciously thought it had arrived, so they poked their heads out of the compartment one by one and looked outside.
As a result, the voice of the captain and commissar was heard a while later.
"Everybody get off, fast."
Everyone began to jump out of the car one by one, and when they arrived at Wang Aiguo, it was more embarrassing, because he was completely unconscious on his legs now.
"Well, can someone help me?" Wang Aiguo said with trembling legs.
As a result, everyone looked at Wang Aiguo with the expression of an idiot.
After a while, he said with a big face: "Three hundred, we are still young, and we want to live for two more years." ”
"I'll push your lungs, believe it or not, I'll kick you in the mudslide later." Wang Aiguo shouted scoldingly.
In the end, Wang Aiguo jumped out of the car with the help of the captain and Dadong.
However, as soon as he got out of the car, Wang Aiguo was immediately stunned. Because they didn't get to the city of March, but stuck on a mountain road.
By this time, the mountain road had been covered by a large amount of dirt, and in front of the dirt were dozens of soldiers in army uniforms, led by a two-cent-and-one officer, who were struggling to dig through the earth with tools such as sapper shovels.