He said weakly: "Brother, how can we go back to modern society?" How can I get home? You tell me! ”

"This ...... This ......"

Liu Lebao took the two ingots and was dumbfounded again.

Seeing this, Fang Xu scolded Liu Lebao angrily: "You girl, are you crazy? Why don't you use your brain? I think, we have to be a court official here. Since you are unfortunate enough to come to this old society, such a ghost place, you have to come and be safe. Furthermore, with a position comes power. With power, you can control more people, money, and things. Let's find a way to organize manpower and material resources to study a space-time shuttle, and then, we will take the space-time shuttle and return to modern society. Therefore, it is imperative that we please the princess and the emperor. Aren't the Queen Mother, the Queen Mother, and the Six Books going to Kunning Palace to listen to me sing tonight? That's fine! You cook, I'll practice first, there are some lyrics, I forget. You have to be quiet and think about it. In the evening, I moved the emperor, the queen mother, and the empress, and they rewarded us both as a member of the court. It's best, someone in the six Shangshu can take a fancy to me, and send me to the local area to be the prefect of the county, the prefect, the political envoy and the like, and it will be more and faster to go to the local area to fish for oil and water! You can also secretly organize manpower and study time shuttles. ”

Only then did he kindly propose a concrete return to modern society. Actually, he didn't want to cook either, so he also braged nonsense and fooled Liu Lebao.

"Yes, yes, yes! Brother, you're a college student, and you've got a good brain. Brother listens to you. Okay, I'm going to cook now, and you slowly think about those lyrics! ”

Although Liu Lebao has life experience, he has no culture, so he still fooled Fang Xu, and hurriedly accompanied the smiling face and took the initiative to cook.

Fang Xu smiled and went back to his room to sleep.

After dinner, Fang Xu rode out of the house.

Liu Lebao walked and held the reins for Fang Xu.

Because he had a wound on his trousers, he could not ride a horse.

Palace.

The palace is heavy, carved beams and painted buildings.

Thousands of households, resplendent gold.

Magnificent and magnificent.

After about half a pillar of incense, Fang Xu came to the backyard of Kunning Palace.

Emperor Jianwen, the Empress Dowager, the Empress Dowager and the Six Shangshu have not yet arrived.

However, it is already full of guards and heavily guarded barriers.

On the roof, in the trees, on the ground, there are countless guards standing guard.

Even if a silver needle falls, the guards will find it.

Even a fly flies by, and it will be caught by the guards.

Liu Lebao looked at this situation and thought in his heart:

d, although the palace is beautiful, it is not inhabited. With so many people staring, Lao Tzu didn't even dare to pee.

Before he could make a mistake, he was trembling with fright, and his legs were weak.

His pants were empty, and there was another sadness in his heart.

"Brother Fang, are you here? Yes, it came early. That's good, it's a good impression on the emperor! Tonight, it's up to you. ”

Gongsun Ying commanded the eunuch palace maid to set up the stage, and when she saw Fang Xu coming, she was very affectionate and praised Fang Xu.

Although Fang Xu and Gongsun Ying saw each other, his eyes were sideways at those palace maids who came and went, his saliva was swallowing, and his thoughts were like a tide.

He secretly said in his heart: Yo, the palace is full of beautiful women!

Yadi, when will Lao Tzu sleep with a few palace maids?

Oh, these palace maids are all drafted from all over the world, but they are much more beautiful than those girls in KTV, it's a world of difference!

No matter from the face, figure, buttocks, or breasts, Lao Tzu wants that!

……

However, Fang Xu's mind was very clear.

Although he looked at those beautiful palace maids with ill will, he was still very cautious.

He didn't say much, so he clenched his fists and bowed down to thank Gongsun Ying, and said:

"Thank you, Brother Gongsun! Please find someone to help your little brother put on makeup. ”

"Good! Chunhua, come here, put on makeup for Lord Fang! Gongsun Ying didn't say anything anymore, and called a palace maid.

This palace maid's name is Chunhua, and she is very beautiful.

Her hair is black and shiny, she holds the cicada's sideburns, her floral dress is as thin as a cicada's wings, and her pink belly pocket looms, which is very moving.

She came running up and down.

What a beautiful and lively girl.

"Lord Fang, please!" Chunhua came over, bent her willow waist shallowly, made a blessing ceremony, made a gesture, indicated the direction, and took the lead to go first.

Fang Xu followed her.

Liu Lebao followed closely, for fear of getting lost.

He said in his heart: This palace, Lao Tzu took a few wives before, went to it a few times, and took a lot of photos, but it didn't feel special.

Isn't it just a few old houses?

Lao Tzu is still an architect!

But today, when I really came to this palace, if I really wanted to live here alone, it felt like a labyrinth.

……

As she walked, she suddenly turned a corner and entered a long corridor, and walked along the corridor for a while before coming to the palace maid's residence.

She pushed open the door and walked in to turn on the light.

Fang Xu followed.

Liu Lebao also wanted to follow in.

Fang Xu closed the door with his backhand.

"Bang ......"

"Oops......"

Liu Lebao's nose was hit by the door, and he was so painful that he burst into tears, screamed, and scolded Fang Xu angrily: "Yadi, Fang Xu, what nerves do you have?" Lao Tzu was already miserable, and the treasure was gone. If you break Lao Tzu's nose, is Lao Tzu still like a human being? ”

He covered his nose and cursed twice, so he had to stand outside the door and look around.

Then he turned and stretched out his hand to push the door open, but he didn't dare and withdrew his hand.

He said in his heart: Yadi, Fang Xu, you dare to mess around, Lao Tzu will return to modern society, tell everything about you in front of my sister, and let my sister dump you.

Hum! You kid, that's bad!

Before, why didn't Lao Tzu see it?

Alas, it is really difficult to draw the skin of a tiger but not to know the heart!

Alas, my sister has taken a fancy to you, and she really lured the wolf into the room!

You won't want my tens of billions of assets in the future, will you?

……

Fang Xu walked into the palace maid's room, under the light, looked at the spring flowers, her demeanor was marked, and she couldn't help but admire: "Spring flowers, you are so beautiful!" ”

When Chunhua heard this, her face flushed, and she said softly: "Lord Fang, why do you only say this sentence every time you see a slave?" ”

"Huh?" Fang Xu was stunned and asked.

But he thought in his heart: It turns out that Fang Xu was so wooden before, just say this?

Yadi, it's a pity, there are three thousand beauties in the palace, he only said this to the beauties, it's a pity!

What a pity!

……

Chunhua moved the stool shyly, let Fang Xu sit down, and said softly, "Lord Fang, please sit down!" You look in the mirror and I put on your makeup. ”

Fang Xu reacted, looked at the bronze mirror on the table, and praised himself: "Actually, I'm quite handsome, I don't need to wear makeup, just change into a scholar's costume." ”