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"Old man, are we in the wrong place?"

At the site of the Xia Na Expo, two very fashionably dressed Chinese aunts and uncles came in vain.

But when I saw this aunt, there was a head of wool curls, big waves, and her hair was a little yellow. He is more than 1.75 meters tall and weighs about 180 pounds.

With a big gold chain, a cigarette thicker than a finger in his mouth, and a travel bag in his hand, he asked the uncle on the side.

And the uncle, who looks like he is in his sixties, is thin, thin, and bent at the waist, which is in stark contrast to the aunt.

One is tall, the other is short and thin, and a husband and wife.

Both of them smoked, the aunt was holding a large cigarette roll, and this one always had a jade mouth in his mouth, and he took two puffs from time to time.

"That's right! I told the driver that I was going to the vegetable market to see what foreign food looked like. "Uncle Huaxia, Na Na Dao.

"Hello, no smoking is allowed here, can you please put out the smoke?" A security officer came over and persuaded the uncle and aunt.

But these two people couldn't understand English. Instead, he said, "We're going to go to the market, do you understand?" Uncle said.

As a result, the security officer couldn't speak Chinese, so he could only hold his hand and light Aunt Huaxia's cigarette roll and Uncle Huaxia's cigarette stick.

"Oh, old man, I see, this foreigner is saying that he is afraid that we will drop soot and dirt other people's grounds." Aunt Huaxia translated.

"What's going on?" Uncle Huaxia was at a loss.

"What's the matter? Didn't they hand it over? You learn a little! Aunt Huaxia rolled the big cigarette and rubbed it the hands of the security personnel. The security guard bared his teeth.

"Do you see it, learn to ,......" Aunt Huaxia walked over calmly.

"Oh, I didn't expect that this foreigner has also practiced iron sand palms, not bad,......" Uncle Huaxia also did the same, knocked the cigarette bag pot into the hand of the security officer, and carried his cigarette bag and pot away. And the security guard, with a snort, ran out.

"Kung Fu can't do it, you still have to practice!" Uncle Huaxia shook his head and said.

"Old woman, where are the vegetables sold here, they are all children's toys?" Uncle Huaxia pointed to the various robots on the booth.

"You don't know, this foreigner has no vegetables to eat, so he hides that vegetables as treasures, and the upstairs is the vegetable market!" Aunt Huaxia said.

"Oh, I see!" The uncle answered and went up to the second floor with the aunt.

"Hehe, foreign countries are chaotic, imitation guns, dare to sell them in the vegetable market!" Uncle but see the military products on the second floor.

"What do you care about, let's go and see foreign vegetables, I'm saying, buy some seeds, go back and plant them, I can't see it." Aunt Huaxia urged.

"Let's go, let's see if there's any vegetable ,...... on this top floor"

Uncle Huaxia said helplessly, and followed the aunt up to the third floor.

There were a lot of people on the third floor, and Aunt Huaxia was still happy and said with a smile: "How is it?" You see the people who buy groceries, they are all here! ”

"Pull it down, old woman, where do you see the vegetables? This is selling computers! Uncle Huaxia said.

"Then you say, this foreigner is really weird, the vegetable market doesn't sell vegetables, what's going on?" Aunt Huaxia was puzzled.

"What do you care? Find someone to ask, won't you? Uncle Huaxia said.

"Okay, okay, I'll ask!"

Aunt Huaxia replied and saw a foreigner watching a robot performance, and pulled someone else.

The man didn't know Aunt Huaxia and didn't know what he did, so he asked, "What's the matter?" Is there anything I can help you with? ”

The foreigner spoke Spanish, but Aunt Huaxia still couldn't understand it, and asked, "I want to buy vegetables, where are the vegetables?" ”

Aunt Huaxia spoke Chinese, and foreigners couldn't understand it, so they just pointed to Orlando, which was launching the latest robot.

Orlando is the foreigner who went to Ye Xiuwen to trouble before and was taught a good lesson by Ye Xiuwen. He is promoting his company's latest kung fu robot.

This robot can input any martial arts moves into the chip, and then the robot will imitate it and become a kung fu master of any school.

Moreover, it itself is made of steel, so the power of punching is ten times that of a normal person, and it is favored by many arms dealers.

"Bang! .......”

The robot smashed an A3 steel plate with a punch, very calmly.

"Good!"

More than a dozen foreigners, clapping their hands.

"What's good? That's it? "Aunt Huaxia, I originally came to ask how to go to the vegetable market, and I didn't want a foreigner to take out a broken robot here. A group of people say goods there.

good this word, Aunt Huaxia can understand, it means good. But she didn't see any better, so she interjected.

There is a translator, who translated Aunt Huaxia's words to Orlando.

Orlando had just been repaired by Ye Xiuwen, and he was angry, and he had nowhere to go, but when he saw a Huaxia aunt, who was stupid and stupid, saying that his robot was not good, he had a bad heart.

"Oh, this Aunt Huaxia, since you said that my robot is not good, then you dare to try it? My robot is standing here for you to fight, as long as you can defeat it, I will reward you with 10,000 dollars! ......”

Orlando swore by it, and all the foreigners around him laughed.

Because everyone thinks that what kind of consequences it will be for an old lady in China to compete with steel robots.

"This aunt in Huaxia, our boss said that our robot does not move, as long as you can move him down, we will reward you with 10,000 US dollars,......" said the foreign female translator.

"What? I knock it down, and you give me back the money? Aunt Huaxia couldn't believe her ears. Xindao: They all say that foreigners are stupid, but today I really met one, let me beat his robot, and give me money, where can I find this good thing?

"This aunt, I don't think you should try it, in case it flashes to your waist, it won't be good." Orlando mocked.

"Hahaha! ......" a group of foreigners also laughed.

"This Huaxia aunt, our boss said, if you are too reluctant, don't do it, so as not to hurt your waist." The female translator translated again.

"Who said not to fight? I'll fight, let me ask you, give 10,000 if you can't move, and how much if you are impressed? Aunt Huaxia asked rhetorically. The female translator translated Aunt Huaxia's words to Orlando.

"Humph! Tell her that if she can take down the moving robot, I'll give her $100,000! Orlando sneered.

"Huh, 100,000 dollars?"

Hearing that the reward was 100,000 US dollars, the surrounding foreigners exclaimed again. Because they believe that it is a sign of Orlando's self-confidence.

ps: The other half of the responsibility is to bear the brother's reward, Mo Da!

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