246 Daojun Mo Mei smack

Recently, Tong Guan and Gao Yu are a little scared. They are not afraid of others, they are a little afraid of the crown prince Zhao Huan. Once the son of heaven and a courtier, as soon as Zhao Ji abdicated, and as soon as Zhao Huan ascended to the throne, they had to peel off the skin if they didn't die. The two pondered for a long time, but they didn't come up with a good way. I had to go to Cai's house for advice.

This Cai Mansion is not the old Cai Mansion - Cai Jing Mansion, but the new Cai Mansion - Cai You Mansion.

Cai You led Tong Guan and Gao Yu to the living room, and the servant finished serving tea, talked about gossip, and got to the point. Tong Guan and Gao Yu voiced their concerns.

"Children, adults, don't worry, don't be afraid. Now the saint is in the prime of life, and it will be no problem to work for another twenty or thirty years. Twenty or thirty years from now, who knows what the world will become? Back then, Cai, Tong, and Gao's 'Iron Triangle', they had seen all the winds and waves. Today, Tong, Gao, and Cai have formed a new iron triangle, and it is no problem to encounter any wind and waves. Cai You said loudly.

"It's still Cai, Tong, and the high-speed rail triangle, as always!" Gao Yu immediately expressed his position.

"Yes, yes, yes! Cai, Tong, high-speed rail triangle. In the past, we were the first to look forward to Mrs. Cai's horse, and now we are the first to look forward to Cai Xiangma! Tong Guan also hurriedly expressed his position.

"The two adults are polite, polite! As long as we coax the saints to be happy today, we can enjoy glory and wealth forever. - Drink tea, drink tea! Cai Youman said nonchalantly.

Tong Guan and Gao Yu each took a sip of tea.

Tong Guan said: "Cai Xiang, the Jin people are about to move, and the saint is uneasy!" ”

Cai Youyi waved his hand and said, "The problem of the Jin people has been solved. The saint gave the wolf lord a birthday gift and a tribute, and he was happy to make the old wolf fart. In front of him, all that was left was to coax the saint to be happy. ”

Gao Yu asked, "How to coax it?" ”

Cai You smiled and said: "It's still the old way that works, find some beautiful women, you must be stunning." - Tong is an expert in this aspect, so I don't need to say more. ”

Tong Guan set off again, ostensibly inspecting armaments, but in fact looking for beautiful women for Zhao Ji. The beauty queen of the Song Dynasty has already played it all, and the exotic flavors of the northern country have also been tasted. It's better to have some foreign flavors in Jiangnan to whet Daojun's appetite. Tong Guan simply went abroad and went to Dali.

Dali is a small country that believes in Buddhism and is not good at war. The country borders the Northern Song Dynasty on one side and Tubo on the other, which can be regarded as a country that survives in the cracks.

Generally speaking, the relationship between Dali and the Great Song Dynasty is still relatively good, and more often it is dependent on the Song Dynasty. At that time, the emperor of Dali was the Bingyi Emperor Duan Sulong (reigned 1022-1026), that is, the ancestor of Duan Yu in Jin Yong's novel "Tianlong Babu".

Duan Sulong's reception of Tong Guan was beyond the norm, and he almost regarded him as an ancestor.

Tong Guan said straight to the point: My family likes the beauties of Dali......

Duan Sulong smiled and said: Master Tong, it is better to come early, it is better to come by chance. Tomorrow is an important festival in my Dali country - touch. Milk. Section.

Tong Guan was stunned, thinking that his ears had heard it wrong, and asked: Touch. Milk. Section? And such a festival?

Duan Sulong told the story——

In the past, it should be the Sui Dynasty, years after years of war, many young men of our nation have not even touched women, they died on the battlefield, and the souls of the dead wandered around, if they did not get sacrifices, the undispersed resentment would bring disaster to our people. The souls of the dead have one of the strongest ideas: to find a woman to be a wife in the underworld and taste the taste of a woman. The souls are very simple and picky, and they will not want any woman who has been touched by a protrusion; And those who have been touched by multiple men are even more "ghost" careless. If the girls don't want to be ghost wives in the underworld, they can only go to the ghost street on the ghost street in the days of Ghost Day......

Tong Guan was overjoyed and participated in the Ghost Festival accompanied by Duan Sulong. The eldest girl and the little daughter-in-law all wore homemade masks and danced and sang at the same time. Men – of course innocent men of great status – are eligible to participate. Those who have been in prison, those who have been in "detention centers", and those who have been "drunk driving" are not allowed.

There are many points in the Ghost Festival, and Tong Guan participates in the square in the palace, and all the people who come are noble women. When they heard that Zhao Ji, the merry son of the Great Song Dynasty, had sent an envoy to the beauty pageant, they were so happy that their mouths bloomed. I especially hope to be selected and go to Tokyo to see it. It's much more beautiful than going to Tokyo, Japan to see the cherry blossoms.

Tong Guanke seized the opportunity, and his pair of "salty pig hands" touched more than 100 women, and secretly marked the ten that felt good. Finished, tell Duan Sulong.

After the festival is over, gather the ten women together and remove the masks. Tong Guan was a little disappointed, none of these ten boba faces were first-class. But I had to choose the two best-looking ones and bring them back to Tokyo.

Zhao Ji saw it, and sure enough, his interest was not particularly great.

"Your Majesty, don't look at them if they don't look like a country. All of them are bobas, so you can't put them down! Tong Guan whispered in Zhao Ji's ear.

"What is a boba?" Zhao Ji heard this word for the first time, but he didn't understand it yet.

"It's the front camper! It's just smack! ”

"Oh! Oh~Oh~~Oh~~"

Zhao Ji was particularly excited. Because one of the two women likes to wear a phoenix mask, and the other likes to wear a peacock mask, they are called phoenixes and peacocks.

The emperor personally accompanied the second daughter You Genyue. The phoenix and the peacock were stunned, there was such a good garden in the world, it was really heavenly. When the luncheon is finished, it is full of fragrance, and I don't like to go to the toilet anymore.

In order to repay the king, the phoenix dances with the peacock in a unique style. The appearance of the second daughter is not first-class, but her waist is as soft as Xu Feitang.

The second daughter danced and sang at the same time:

Dali, Dali, sweet as pleasant; Dali, Dali, beautiful as a mystery......

Zhao Jiyi happily took the hands of the second daughter and jumped up together.

In the evening, Zhao Ji led the two daughters to Jiaqin Villa, asked them to put on masks, and they also put on masks, and touched them indiscriminately. The phoenix and the peacock not only made the emperor happy, but also wanted to arouse his appetite, and used all his tricks, surging convex waves and hip waves, making the emperor anxious and unable to eat hot tofu.

Zhao Jizhan moved his hands and danced, grabbed one and ran another, but he couldn't do it. I simply threw away the dragon-shaped mask, this time it was blindfolded with my eyes open, and I quickly succeeded in it.

The phoenix and the peacock knew that the emperor had thrown away the mask, and immediately became obedient and stood still. Zhao Ji hugged left and right, rubbed gently, and deeply understood......

This woman in southern Xinjiang is really different from the women in the Central Plains, and she is also very different from the women in the north. For a while, if you touch the clotted fat, if you touch a lamb, if you grab a steamed bun with fine powder, and if you pinch a cherry......

Tong Guan, this dog thing, actually enjoyed it first, and found an opportunity to cut off his dog paws and cut off his dog head. Let's keep this dog thing, otherwise, who is looking for a thousand strange beauties?

Please see the lower part - anti-gold