Chapter 99 "Scare You to Death"
Chapter 99: Scared to death
"That's right." After jumping, Ah Zhen was stunned and touched from his arms, took out the three runes and a few copper coins, swept his eyes to Min Li and Yang Qingyang, and asked weakly with sweat on his forehead: "You...... You've got money on you, right? ”
"Nope." Min Li snatched the large pile of things in his hand, and said curiously: "It turns out that the ancient copper coins are really the same as the TV shows?" ”
Ah Zhen didn't have any hope for Miss Li, so he turned his head and asked Yang Qingyang expectantly: "What about you?" Should...... There should be, right? ”
A head shook slowly, "Why do you bring those burdens with war?" ”
"I'm going to ......" It's hard to believe that I'm back to square one, and there are two more big mouths to eat, Ah Zhen wants to cry without tears and turns around quickly, and shouts in the direction where Daddy left: "Come back, come back, at least give one hundred and eighty taels before leaving......"
"It's all gone, it's all gone, and they can't hear it." Min Li comforted and patted him on the shoulder, "Besides, if you go after him now to ask for silver, they who already despise you will definitely laugh at you for the rest of your life." The right minister of the great official authority actually asked his subordinates several levels lower to ask for silver, tsk......"
"If you don't open your mouth, no one will treat you as a dumb person, okay?" Ah Zhen also felt faceless and chased after the silver, and reached out to ask for it: "Return my money and runes." ”
"This dragon and tiger is very beautiful, mine." Without thinking about it, Min Li confiscated the dragon and tiger talismans, and then threw back the uncarved object and a few pieces of money to him.
"You bandits?"
"Can't you?"
"Okay, the eldest sister has the final say." Obviously, the eyes of the two were the same, but Ah Zhen just couldn't win her, and he put Xiangyin and copper coins back into his arms by mistake, turned over and got on the horse, and roared at Yang Qingyang who was stunned on the ground: "You have taken root?" Stay here and wait for irrigation! ”
"Huh? Let's go, of course. Yang Qingyang was dumbfounded, and looked at Miss Min who took the Dragon Fu and Tiger Fu for himself in disbelief, and even looked at Uncle Lin who was running forward with his eyes, he was so indifferent to let Miss Min take the Dragon and Tiger Talisman away.
It was night, in the middle of the day, and the three people who secretly returned made a detour to the south city gate for the sake of safety. The night breeze at the end of July is refreshing and refreshing, and the travelers who enter and exit the city gate on a cool night are scarce, and the hour when the city is closed is even more crowded.
"Don't look back." Ah Zhen, who specially smeared a black fetal mole on Jun's face with mud, whispered to the two people around him leisurely, until he walked a long way away from the city gate, he stopped his steps, turned to the two and said, "We have to quickly find a horse shop to sell the horses and change our clothes." ”
"Brother Zhen, you just have to decide." Yang Qingyang shrugged his shoulders lightly, as long as he had clothes to cover his body, it didn't matter what he worn.
Min Li didn't care, pointed to an inn not far away and said, "Where can I find the horse shop now?" Go to the inn and ask, then have a meal. ”
"Let's go." Ah Zhen also felt a little hungry, and took the lead in striding towards the inn.
The cool night breeze was drowsy, and after tying up the horses, the three of them stepped into the inn and saw two shopkeepers lying on the dining table napping, and there was only one table of three people drinking wine in the huge hall, and the shopkeeper was preoccupied with what was busy on the counter.
Ah Zhen walked lightly to the counter, curiously stretched out his head to glance at the preoccupied shopkeeper, and saw that he was settling the accounts with straw paper, and his head ached.
"Shopkeeper ......"
"Ahh Dong ......" The shopkeeper who was concentrating on settling accounts was startled by the sudden voice, the ink spilled on the sleeve roll, and he was stunned to see that it was a handsome son, and hurriedly asked: "Guest...... Do you want to be a top picker or stay in a hotel? ”
"Do you buy a horse?" Ah Zhen didn't agree to ask back, winked at him and said, "It's very cheap." ”
"I see." Seeing his lewd gaze, the shopkeeper immediately knew that the horses in his hands were by no means things of light, and narrowed his calculating eyes and asked, "How much does the customer want to sell?" ”
There was a door, Ah Zhen immediately raised a smile, and praised the three horses outside the hall door: "My horses are not only strong, but also have a beautiful body, look at those four strong legs, how can they travel eight hundred miles a day." ”
"Sure enough, there is a way." Looking at the powerful horse's legs from afar, the shopkeeper nodded with satisfaction and said generously: "Five dollars per horse." ”
"I said shopkeeper, you have too little to open at this price, right?" Ah Zhen cast a contemptuous look at him, and bargained: "If I wasn't in a hurry to use the money, I would be able to sell at least seven or eight taels per horse at the horse shop tomorrow, and you would be five hangings, this ......" The words fell, pointing out the door: "If you can't see clearly from a distance, you can take a look outside, and the iron hooves are engraved with the seal of the hussars." ”
"Good boy, even a war horse dares to steal." The shopkeeper was speechless for a moment, and then said generously: "Don't talk about it, one horse will give you one or two, and you can go elsewhere." ”
"Hey......" Ah Zhen said with a reluctant look at the counter, "Okay, but can the shopkeeper get us a set of coarse linen clothes?" ”
"Absolutely." The shopkeeper asked, "Have you been hunted down by the officials?" ”
"No, it's hard to do business." Ah Zhen shook his head in silence.
"In this case, the clothes of several people are also thrown away, it is better to ......" The shopkeeper looked obscenely, staring at Ah Zhen and them in gorgeous clothes, hehe smiled.
Okay, you are a philistine shopkeeper, Ah Zhen nodded, and said generously: "Okay, I will exchange my clothes with you for coarse clothes." ”
"Then the shopkeeper, please, please ......" The shopkeeper smiled extremely happily, went around the counter and kicked the napping Xiao Er, "Go and get three sets of coarse clothes for two men and one woman to change for the three customers." ”
"Huh? Yes, yes. The little second brother looked at the three richly dressed people incomprehensibly, and bent over to invite urgently: "Please, official, please." ”
Ah Zhen glanced at the shopkeeper with a smile, and hummed and said secretly, are you happy now? Wait a minute, Lao Tzu won't let you cry, and you won't be surnamed Lin.
Ah Zhen and the three of them changed the Chinese clothes into three sets of patches that were obviously clean, but they looked extremely dirty, and the three horses were exchanged for three taels of silver, and when they were rich, they immediately ordered generously, and then the big fish and meat, flying in the sky, walking on the ground, and swimming in the water, there was only no bird's nest shark fin.
"Hiccup...... "The whole table of plates was stacked on two floors, and he was satisfied with the burp, and he didn't move much and touched the drum and called: "The shopkeeper ......"
"It's coming, it's coming." The shopkeeper hurriedly rushed to the store with a smile, stood still with his feet, and immediately stretched out his hand to ask: "Guest, the meal you just had just happened to be three taels." ”
"Oh, three taels?" Glancing at Limin, he slowly took out the three pieces of silver from his bosom and muttered to himself: "I hope I won't be caught by the hussar general, if I do, I will definitely confess the dirty person." ”
"Guest, uncle, uncle......" The old face of the shopkeeper who was happy to pick up the silver was stunned for a moment, and then mourned, his facial features were wrinkled, and he hurriedly pushed back the broken silver in his hand, "No...... No, no...... No...... No silver. ”
"How's that going to work?" Of course, Ah Zhensuo shook his head, and Zheng'er forced 800 pieces of silver into his hand and said: "The city gate has been closed, and we can't get out now, and as soon as the chasing soldiers arrive tomorrow, I'm afraid we will fall to the ground." The words fell, and he smiled and looked at the shopkeeper with tears in the corners of his eyes, "Although the crime of stealing military horses is big, the crime of buying dirt is not small, even if it is not cut, I am afraid it will be difficult to see the light of day again in my life." ”
"Uncle, uncle, the villain has kowtowed to you, kowtowed to you." The philistine shopkeeper finally knew who he was meeting, this was a Jiangyang thief, he was seeking skin with the tiger, and he was seeking skin with the tiger.
Seeing the shopkeeper kneeling, Ah Zhen hurriedly helped him up and said, "What do you mean by the shopkeeper?" Hurry up, hurry up. He took a toothpick and said casually: "Shopkeeper, it's not easy for us to make a living with a knife, stealing military horses is a crime of cutting off heads, horses that can't be bought for ten taels, you have a tael of silver, this ...... Ay! ”
Seeing that this shameless man actually blackmailed people, her cheeks suddenly turned red, and she coughed twice and glared at him, giving him a serious warning! Man can be shameless, but he is shameless to the point of being angry with man and God.
"Uncle, wait a minute, wait a minute, ......" Where can the shopkeeper not understand his words, his wrinkled facial features are overflowing with cold sweat, compared to killing his head, thirty taels is nothing.
Seeing that the shopkeeper was frightened and hurriedly ran back to the counter to take out the silver taels, Min Li was very unhappy and glared at the shameless person who laughed angrily, "Hey, you actually blackmailed people." ”
"Hey......" Ah Zhen cracked his mouth, raised his extremely innocent eyes, pointed at Yang Qingyang and said: "Under normal circumstances, I am afraid of being beaten to death, because he is there, so I dare to be so arrogant, if you want to blame him, blame him all." ”
"No...... Isn't it, brother? Yang Qingyang's chin fell to the ground in disbelief, touched his mournful nose and thought that he hadn't done anything, why was it his business.
"Alright, alright." Shocked to see that Miss Min and Yang Qingyang were about to run away, Ah Zhen hurriedly reassured and said: "Buying dirty things is a risk, which can be regarded as a lesson for the shopkeeper." ”
Min Li was angry, and immediately got angry from the chair, her beautiful forehead was raised with green tendons, and she scolded in disbelief: "Your blackmail is reasonable, if you wait for the shopkeeper to report to the official, I don't think you can eat and walk around." ”
"Don't worry, watch me scare him to death." Where could he not have thought of this problem, seeing that the shopkeeper was coming to grab Dashan Yin, he hurriedly said: "Okay, don't say it." ”
When the words fell, the shopkeeper ran to the store with thirty taels in his hands in a sad manner, and his heart and liver were dug into the ground and handed over the front silver two times: "Please...... Please laugh uncle...... Laugh. ”
"Oh, we do business with one one, two two two, come! These three taels of silver will be returned to you. Ah Zhen looked like I was not greedy for money, returned the three small pieces of broken silver to him, put the three pieces of silver into his pocket with a smile, and comforted: "Don't worry, even if you kill me, I won't confess you, it's just ......"
"Thank you, uncle, thank you, big ......" when he turned over and thanked him, his words just made the shopkeeper sweat flow again, his heart rose to his throat, and he stared at his face in horror.
"It's just that I'm afraid that if I go out, I will be arrested by the government." Glancing at him, Ah Zhen said slowly: "The shopkeeper must also know that my axe gang has hundreds of axes, and killing one and a half full doors can only be regarded as a piece of cake......"
"Don't worry, uncle, don't worry, even if it's broken bones, the old man won't dare to report you." This is a real Jiangyang thief, even a military horse dares to steal, what else can't be done? Bandits, robbers, he really met bandits and robbers.
"Heh, then I'll be relieved." Patting him on the cowardly shoulder, Ah Zhen raised a frown at Minli, "Let's go back to the Axe Gang." ”
"Humph!" Milli really saw it, and strode towards the hall door.
The shopkeeper saw that the three fierce gods were leaving, so he hurriedly bowed down and sent them off, "Uncle is leaving, uncle is leaving." ”
"Hey, hey, hey......" followed Miss Min who rushed out of the door angrily, Ah Zhen smiled with compassion, not only ate and drank enough, but also carried silver taels in his pocket, and his mid-air was naturally enough.