037 Black Whirlwind Dragon Boat is fascinated by color

In the Yangsan Bo Xishan Hotel, there are three people eating beef and drinking soju, and they are in full swing. On the main seat is the black whirlwind Li Kui, the bantam tiger Wang Ying on the right, and the little overlord Zhou Tong on the left. The two of them gave Li Kui "Shangshun" with empty heads and brains, and vigorously praised the "Iron Bull" brother for his high martial arts and large amount of alcohol, and he was the most "urine" hero in the world.

"Brother Tie Niu, there is only one thing, you are really a pity!" Wang Ying sighed.

"What's the pity?" Li Kui slapped the table.

"A man who doesn't marry a wife in his life is better than a big rooster!" Wang Ying grinned.

"A man who doesn't hold a woman's hand is better than a big male dog." Zhou Tong laughed and bared his teeth.

"Brother Gongming said that the men who 'slipped the bone marrow' are not heroes." Li Kui remembered Song Jiang's earnest teachings.

That's not true. Before our Song Zhai lord went up the mountain, there was a beautiful woman Yan Poxi, who did not miss the bone marrow. Wang Ying said with a smile.

"After going up the mountain, I didn't be idle, you forgot, give Master Li a few hundred taels of gold at a time, why don't you 'slip the bone marrow'?" Zhou Tong said solemnly.

"Deputy Master Lu has been married, and the Five Tigers have married Qin Ming twice, aren't they heroes?" Wang Ying smiled again.

Before Zhou Tong could speak again, Sun Erniang, the proprietress of the Xishan Hotel and the actual helmsman, walked over and laughed: "Brother Tieniu, you fight and kill all day, is it interesting?" You haven't even touched a woman when you're dead, are you at a loss?! ”

"Touching a woman is more interesting than killing?" Li Kui's eyes widened.

"Of course!" Two men and a woman laughed together.

"I forgot, Erniang is also a woman!" Li Kui looked at Sun Erniang and smiled, "You let me touch it!" ”

"you, I've already got a master. You touch me, how can you be worthy of your brother Zhang Qing! Sun Erniang laughed.

"If you talk about women, only Erniang is strong enough!" Li Kui also laughed.

"you, it's not about hand-rolled noodles, it's about talking about energy!" Sun Erniang stepped forward and patted Li Kui's face.

"If you want to find a woman like Erniang, come with me, make sure you are satisfied!" Wang Ying stood up.

Li Kui was a little tempted by everyone-

Woman, woman, maybe a little interesting. Without a woman like my mother, there would be no me. Mom is tall and dark, a head taller than her father. The roar scared my dad and trembled, what a powerful woman, but unfortunately she was blind later. I wanted to take it to Liangshan to enjoy the blessings, but I was eaten by a tiger. Thinking about it, she said to herself: "Tie Niu, when will you marry a daughter-in-law and hold my grandson?" "If there is no woman, no one will give birth to grandchildren for my mother......

Li Kui thought of this and stood up as well. Carrying the board axe behind Wang Ying and Zhou Tong, he walked out. After walking a few steps, he stopped, grabbed Wang Ying, and said, "You can't go, your son Hu Sanniang is on the boat, and when he touches me, it's time to fight again!" ”

Zhou Tong smiled and said, "Brother Tie Niu, you can rest assured." Sanniang asked the military division to be sent out and carried out the mission. ”

Li Kui was relieved to learn that Hu Sanniang was not there, and the three of them got on the boat and boarded the dragon boat an hour later.

There were already three women on the dragon boat, You Hong, Chai Qing and Lei Mo, with smiles on their faces and gestures. You Hong and Chai Qing saw that Li Kui was like a monster, and they were so frightened that they lost their faces. Lei Mo was overjoyed, and felt that Li Kui's figure and appearance were like a man.

When Li Kui saw Lei Mo, he was overjoyed when he saw his mother and Sun Erniang: "Such a girl is like a girl, like a seal, I like it!" ”

The scimitar is aimed at the scoop to cut vegetables, stinky fish to find stinky fish, and shrimp to find shrimp. Li Kui likes a black and strong woman like Lei Mo, which is completely understandable.

Wang Ying and Zhou Tong took You Hong and Chai Qing to other places to flirt and scold. Only Li Kui and Lei Mo were left on the dragon boat, and the two looked at each other for five seconds.

Li Kui: "What's your name, girl?" ”

Lei Mo laughed and said, "Master Li, my name is Lei Mo, the thunder of thunder, the ink of ink." There's nothing wrong with it, it's just a little dark. ”

"Black is good! My mom is black, I'm black, you're black, hey, hey, hey! Seeing how strong you look, wipe your grandfather's plate axe, can you pick it up? ”

Lei Mo stood up, shouted, picked up the plate axe on the table, and played a few tricks. Of course, it's far less comfortable than the Black Whirlwind.

"Not bad, not bad! Such a is strong enough! Come, wrestle your wrists with grandpa. ”

Li Kui stretched out his big futon-like hand. Lei Mo's hand is smaller than his**, and it is big enough among women, and he has a fight with Sun Erniang. The two of them clasped their hands together and broke them up. Compared with Li Kui's strength, Lei Mo's strength was still far behind, and he was knocked down in an instant.

"Hahaha...... In the end, she is still a girl, and she still can't do it! Li Kui laughed.

"Master Li, let me break one of your hands with two hands, how about it?" Remo pleaded.

Li Kui didn't say a word, and stretched out his hand again. Lei Mo held his hand with both hands. The two began to compete, and after a long time, no one could break anyone, and it was considered a tie.

Lei Mo thought: Li Kui regards himself as a "buddy", he can't always compete with him, he has to seduce him to the side of "sex". In what way?

Li Kui's guy has a lot of experience in killing, and his experience in playing with women is almost zero. He has a good impression of women like Lei Mo, but that good impression is not from the perspective of a woman, he only feels that he is the same kind as himself. Therefore, it is really not easy to seduce a man like Li Kui.

Lei Mo thought about it for a while, and finally had an idea.

"Master Li, do you miss your mother?" Lei Mo said softly.

"I don't drink alcohol, and I want to think when I don't kill people." Li Kui is telling the truth.

"What does your mother look like?"

"Don't say it, it's a bit like you. A big man, with big cow-like eyes, black as a crow. Of course, my mom is older than you, not as young as you. ”

"What's your mother's favorite thing to eat?" Lei Mo asked suddenly.

"I love my mother's steamed buns, the meat filling, it's fragrant. I can eat twenty or thirty in one breath. When my father saw me eating steamed buns, he glared at me and said, 'Tie Niu, don't eat it, you will die if you eat it again!' My mother said, 'Let the child eat, and you can make it!' —or my mom was good to me. ”

"When you were younger, what did you eat from your mother?" Lei Mo further seduced.

"When I was young, of course I drank my mother's soy milk!"

"Drink your mother's soy milk?"

"Hahaha...... It's kind of fun to think about it. I have an older brother named Li Da, who is two years older than me. When my mother gave birth to him, there was little soy milk, and he didn't eat it for a few months. When my mother gave birth to me, there was so much soy milk that I couldn't eat it. My brother looked greedy, so he competed with me for soy milk. When I was born, I was about the same size as my brother, and after half a year, I was as tall as him. When I was one year old, I fought with him, and he was always the one who suffered. He fought with me for my mother's soy milk, and I beat him up......"

Hearing this, Lei Mo laughed out loud.

"Whatever you're laughing at, what I'm saying is true." Li Kui's eyes widened.

"Master Li, I believe what you said is true." Lei Mo patted Li Kui's face and felt that he was quite cute.

"Just believe it!"

"What does mom's soy milk taste like?"

"It's a little sweet!"

"Do you want to eat your mother's soy milk again?"

"My mother, let the tiger eat it, and I can eat it if I want to."

"Your mother is not really dead, I am the reincarnation of your mother. - Iron Cow, let's eat my mother's soy milk. ”

Lei Mo opened his arms......

Li Kui seems to have returned to his childhood, and he saw his mother again in the haze, and opened his mouth to eat his mother's unique flavor of soy milk......

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