Chapter 210: No way, only pretending to be a bald donkey

Compared with Yang Tengfei's tears, Ah Zhen was in a very good mood, looking at the little flat-headed Niu Fork Hou Ye beside him, it was quite playful to soothe his emotions. "Okay, don't keep a face, refreshing, clean, isn't it good?"

"What a fart!" Yang Tengfei's whole body trembled, his eyes were red, and he slanted his angry eyes and threatened: "When my strength recovers, I won't be able to spare you." ”

"Oh!" Ah Zhen graduated from Xiamen University, that is to say, he was frightened, and his intimidation was not painful, he held his chest calmly, waited for the shopkeeper to put away the scissors, and then called: "Take the robe." ”

"Yes." The shopkeeper worked hard, put down the scissors, hurriedly rushed into the rain, entered the shop, and soon ran back with a large pile of monk things, and personally taught the two how to use and wear robes and ornaments.

"Bodhi has no tree, the mirror is not a platform, there is nothing, where to stir up dust!" Dressed in a light yellow robe, stepping on flat-soled zebra shoes, and covered with a robe of an old monk, Ah Zhen held the Zen battle with one hand, stood in front of his nose with a vertical knife in the other, and bent slightly to the big bald donkey in the mirror: "Amitabha Buddha, good and good......"

"Good fart." Yang Tengfei's face was blue, a small flat head, wearing a robe, a string of big Buddha beads on his chest, a huge head, no matter how he looked at it, he was a super large bald donkey, his face was vicious, and when he looked angry, he listened to the guy who forced him to be a monk to read a word, and he held his evil breath in his chest, not scolding or unhappy.

Ah Zhen hadn't finished yet, and when he heard him scolding, he was suddenly unhappy, and picked up the Zen battle and threatened, "You guy is more restrained, now we are old monks who have attained the Tao, and your Dharma name is called Quankong, and Lao Tzu is all empty." ”

"All the farts are empty, all the farts are empty." Yang Tengfei blurted out and scolded.

Ah Zhen saw that this kid was still unrepentant, and the Zen battle that was supposed to be a threat was thrown up, and the copper ring on the side of the battle clanged side, and then ......

"Bang ......" brain door collided with the Great Zen battle.

"Ah......h

Early in the morning, Qingfeng Town is very lively, although the drizzle continues, but the sound of drinking and selling is still unabated, walking on the bustling streets, Ah Zhen's smile is habitual, is amiable, is kind and kind. On the contrary, Yang Tengfei, who was wearing a robe, had a very smelly old face, holding the Zen battle in one hand, and not forgetting to rub the extra-large pus that was smashed out of the back of his head with the other hand, and he couldn't understand how he had fallen into this fate.

Ah Zhen, who was walking forward, saw a large number of chaperon patrolling around, his face tightened, he turned his head to glance back at Yang Tengfei, and when he saw his eyes flickering, he immediately guessed what he was thinking, and said coldly and threateningly: "I said Lord Hou, don't think about going to the official mansion for help, the people of Murong Villa dare to commit murder here, and I am afraid that they opened this Qingfeng Town County Ya." ”

Yang Tengfei meant this, Shen Cen Li was shocked when he heard these words, and asked abruptly: "Brother Zhen, do you know Murong Villa?" Do you know what this group of people are doing? ”

"You kid, that's." In the past, Pian'er killed four high-ranking officials as a village girl, Ah Zhenke saw the head with his own eyes, where did he not know what kind of plane Murong Qingtie was doing in Xia Zhou, and hummed and said: "Jiangnan is rich, Murong Qingyin is a lackey of Western Xia, he has killed many officials over the years, what is this for?" I'm afraid that there is no safety in the court, so take it easy. ”

Yang Tengfei was stunned when he heard this, and it was hard to believe that the person in front of him knew so well, "Brother Zhen, who are you, how do you know Murong Qingyin's movements in Jiangnan, and how do you know that everything is manipulated by Xixia?" ”

"Lao Tzu knows 5,000 years and 5,000 years, what do you not know." Ah Zhen glanced at him, "Okay, don't think about those who don't have it, we are enemies on all sides now, we must be careful and careful, the government is unreliable." ”

Yang Tengfei was stunned, nodded and stopped talking, and followed him to the town gate leading to Huaishui. At the bottom of my heart, I was extremely suspicious, who was this person in front of me? has a detoxification ability, and even knows these secret things, although the means and personality are not very decent, but the things they do are lawful, it is really strange. And knowing that he is a first-class candidate, he has no fear of anything, it is not in line with common sense, is he also sent by the emperor to investigate the Jiangnan headless case? It's impossible, if the emperor sends someone else, he will definitely inform him, it's really strange.

No one will pay much attention to the monk, even if this monk is like Pan An, the monk is the four empty, asexual and kind, pay attention to what a harmless monk do?

Ah Zhen grasps the natural psychology of the world, wearing a robe, a round head, although the head is a little cold, but compared to life, the cold point is nothing. The two of them walked through the streets and alleys in a grand manner, out of Qingfeng Town, and begged for food all the way to Amituo Buddha, uh! No, it's karma. After walking for three days, I arrived at Shouzhou, a city near the Huaishui River.

Shouzhou is a water city, the wharf can be seen everywhere, the boats in and out of the water veins in all directions, a large number of coolie shippers drink very boiling, have not yet stepped into the city of Shouzhou, on the official road can see a group of trucks flying one after another, the trucks are speeding very fast, the pace of life is very busy, a life here is a life, you have to be fast and fast.

The road can be walked on foot, but the river can be crossed by boat, and the boat must be silver. Ah Zhen muttered lowly, his eyes couldn't see Shouzhou's busyness, he was worried to death, and without any hope, he turned his head and called to the brain door that had been silent for three days: "It's all empty, is there anything valuable on your body?" ”

Yang Tengfei suffocated, and his brain swayed, "No, even the golden seal was snatched by you, and there is really nothing worthless." ”

"Really?" Looking at his bewildered look, Ah Zhen's eyes were suspicious, he looked up and down, frowned and raised his betrothed and said, "I heard that you and Huang Xiangning are engaged, don't you have an engagement?" ”

"Brother Zhen, how do you know about this?" Yang Tengfei was taken aback, hard to believe and asked urgently: "Do you know that I am a civil and military candidate?" ”

"How many times have I told you, it's empty." Ah Zhen bit his mouth, and was about to beat him, and scolded: "Who doesn't know that you are the master of Niu Fork." ”

In the past three days, I don't know how many violent Su I have suffered, Yang Tengfei himself is also puzzled, obviously everything is fine, but the feeling of weakness and powerlessness in the whole body is always there, he can't win, he can't run, he shrunk his neck, and hurriedly responded, surprised and defended: "I'm just surprised, you always seem to know everything, it's really a god." ”

"Yo, you kid has learned to pat on the back." Ah Zhen smiled, pointed forward and said, "Let's go, let's use our professional identity to get some money." ”

Yang Tengfei was scared of being beaten, and he didn't dare to follow him silently, lest he step on the powder magazine again, and his head was full of bumps, his grandmother's, the real brother is really murderous without blinking, holding that one in his hand is a Zen battle, not a cotton stick, he doesn't blink his eyes, and he smashes it at his head, this master's temper is terrible, and he doesn't know what to do in a hurry to Suzhou, buy salted duck eggs?

At noon, the sun is warm, the winter is cold, many people sit outside the house after eating to bask in the sun, chat about hexagrams, and talk about right and wrong. After walking around Shouzhou, Ah Zhen was also a little hungry, so he sent Niu Fork to wait for the lord to turn into a fate, and walked towards a place with a stone bench, beating his legs and resting, listening to the chat of three or four old men not far away.

"Lao Zhang, this Pang Mansion is really unlucky, the eldest son suddenly died like this last year, and now the younger son suddenly contracted a vicious disease, Pang Mansion is afraid that it will just play like this."

"Who's to say it's not." The other old man hugged his knees and shook his head, sighing: "Although Master Pang's three daughters are all very well married, there are only two sons under his knees, the eldest son is dead, and now the younger son is like this, alas, ......"

Ah Zhen, who was sitting under the sun and resting, heard the discussion, and couldn't help but mourn in silence in his heart, this surname Pang is really moldy, hehe, he must have done too much for lack of morality.

"Alas!" The other old man also sighed, and whispered to the other two: "Old man Zhang, old man Wang, you don't know, my daughter is a maid in Pang Mansion, and it is Young Master Pang who is serving. ”

"Huh?" Hearing that his lips were purple, Ah Zhen was stunned, turned his head to glance at the three old men not far away, stood up and walked towards them. "Amitabha, hello to the three donors."

The three old men basking in the sun suddenly saw a young monk coming, and the three of them were stunned for a moment, and the old man Zhang was puzzled and bowed forward and asked, "I don't know what happened to the master?" ”

"Good, good!" Ah Zhenci eyebrows and kind eyes, as if he had won the Tao of the old monk, bowed deeply, and then said: "I heard that the three donors said that the Pang family is in a bad situation, and the way of heaven is compassionate, and the poor monk just knows some magic tricks, and I want to inquire where the Pang Mansion is." ”

"It turned out to be a monk who attained the Tao." The three old men were relieved, and pointed to a wall not far away: "Divine monk, that is Pang Mansion." ”

"Thank you three donors, the Buddha will bless you." Ah Zhenxie bowed, and then walked back to the stone bench and waited for Yang Tengfei, this guy is really getting slower and slower, it has been so long, and he can't be talented if he doesn't fight.

Yang Tengfei was holding two steamed buns, his stomach was depressed, he couldn't understand how he had become a beggar, he could stretch a fart, fuck him, and when he got to the Huaishui Sailor, he would definitely throw those few shit talents into the water to feed the fish, no! The most charming culprit is Brother Zhen, he must be cut into dozens of sections, he is a good candidate, he dares to beat him, intimidate him, fuck.

"Brother Zhen, it's still steamed buns." Yang Tengfei's stomach was on fire, and his face was extremely stinky.

Ah Zhen saw him with a stinky face from a distance, and his eyebrows were furrowed and scolded: "You kid won't put on a good face, every time you go to the fate, it's like a dead mother-in-law, and it's really a shame that you can transform it." ”

"Fuck." Yang Tengfei was already on fire when he was ridiculed by those shit shit just now, and now when he heard his uncle's words, he suddenly became angry, and scolded with a raised throat: "You don't fucking eat it, don't eat it, Lao Tzu eats it all." ”

"Say you're fat, you're still panting." Ah Zhen stood up suddenly, picked up the Zen battle in his hand, and was about to smash it.

Yang Tengfei was startled when he heard this clanging sound, and hurriedly retreated and persuaded: "Brother Zhen, you are old and discouraged, everything is easy to discuss, everything is easy to discuss." ”

Ah Zhen bit his mouth fiercely, and put down the Zen battle indignantly, "Forget it, you can eat those two steamed buns yourself." ”

"Brother Zhen, aren't you going to eat?" Yang Tengfei was stunned for a moment, frowned and glanced at the guy who was going away, and hurriedly caught up: "Brother Zhen, this is not in line with your character." ”

"Let you eat, you will eat, what's the point?" Ah Zhentou scolded without replying, steamed buns? No, he wants to eat roast chicken and roast duck.