Chapter 51: A God in the Head? The god of fart!

The sun is slightly drunk, and everything is lazy.

At some point, the migratory birds flying south stopped on the courtyard wall, jumping and landing on the courtyard wall, stepping on the scattered dead leaves, looking for food, and occasionally making a pleasant chirping sound.

So everything is so alive.

Little Lori Shang Yousu sat on the stone bench, her heart warm.

Childe is so sweet.

When he washed his hair and was about to dry his wet hair, Childe actually took a futon made of cotton wool and put it on the stone bench, afraid that he would catch a cold.

Qi Pingchuan stood behind Xiao Lori, smelling the faint fragrance, wrapped his wet long hair in a dry cotton handkerchief, rubbed it from top to bottom, and after a while, he changed to a cotton handkerchief and continued.

It's really a little comfortable in my heart.

More anticipation.

If it's a red-sleeved fragrance reading at night, or a morning Dan pen sketch eyebrows, peach dotted lips, what a happy thing.

Suddenly, I heard the little Lori ask: "Childe, is there anything going on in the yamen today?" ”

Although I knew that this maid in my house was not simple, and I didn't know what purpose she had, I believed that she would not harm herself for no reason, so Qi Pingchuan smiled gently, "Last night, the prince was at the inn and killed a few people, a Wei King broke the formation of the Taibao, a Guozijian master bookkeeper, and a royal child of the previous dynasty. Killing chickens and monkeys, no one in the city should dare to jump out and jump in the near future. ”

Men should not deceive their women.

Little Lori's head shook with Qi Pingchuan's strength, and she said with some worry: "Isn't Childe afraid of their revenge, after all, you are just a little county lieutenant now." ”

Qi Pingchuan sighed, "I'm worried, but according to Chen Bi's calculations, the three major vassal kings should not send people to send them to death, and the embroidered clothes directly pointed out that Lu Bing suffered two losses, so he should also learn to be obedient, is it treacherous...... However, it is possible to make trouble, and there is a high probability that they will use the officials under their control to coerce the decree of the young emperor to deal with me and Chen Bi in the officialdom. ”

And then he said, "But it will probably be after the year." ”

After all, all the people who came except Pei Yu died, and the traitor didn't know if he had handed over the edict to King Ming now, so he would wait for a while to see if the three major vassal kings reacted.

If there is no reaction, he will think that the edict is still in the hands of me, Qi Aotian.

Little Lori sighed, "Are they all dead?" ”

Qi Pingchuan didn't want to tell Little Lori about Pei Yu and Li Qingchen, but he suddenly woke up in an instant, and his desire to survive made him make the best answer in an instant: "No, the enemy of the enemy is a friend, although he and Li Qingchen are also enemies, but Li Qingchen is lying down and trying his courage, and the person he wants to kill the most is the enemy Xinwang, so I cooperated with him." ”

Little Lori sighed.

The nasal voice is strong.

Qi Pingchuan was sweaty, and clearly felt that his maid was not interested in Li Qingchen, and sure enough, the woman's keen intuition was terrifying, so she had to continue: "Pei Yu was injured, I placed her in the inn, and I planned to persuade her to abandon the darkness and follow the light. ”

Xiao Lori tilted her head slightly, raised her eyebrows and glanced at her son-in-law, her words were full of murderous intent, "I really just want to persuade her to abandon the darkness and follow the light, not that the son has other thoughts about this woman with the most majestic scenery in the world?" ”

Qi Pingchuan knocked Xiao Lori's head in a righteous and awe-inspiring manner, "What are you talking about, is your son-in-law such a person, if I were the kind of pervert embryo who wants to see lust, we have been alone and widowed in the same room for so long, you should have been a mother." ”

Little Lori suddenly turned crimson with shame, and said timidly: "Oh, yes, what are you talking nonsense, childe!" ”

Looking back, I continued to enjoy Childe's service.

But he secretly stuck out his tongue.

A smile on his face.

Childe is really serious nonsense, as long as he is a man, it is impossible not to be careful about Pei Yu - speaking of which, Childe has changed a lot recently, but he seems to like such a childe.

Thinking of this, the corner of Xiao Lori's eyes skimmed down.

Well, you have to refuel yourself.

In other words, a few days ago, I heard the proprietress of "Huanxi Shabu Village" say that the papaya effect is very good?

Qi Pingchuan continued to wipe his still wet hair, and took the time to secretly wipe the cold sweat on his forehead, feeling that he had been closed from the ghost gate, Shang Yousu seemed to be hostile to Pei Yu.

Wait a minute!

Qi Pingchuan's eyes lit up, could this be a woman's natural hostility to her love rival?

Don't......

Little Lori actually likes me!

As soon as he thought of this, Qi Pingchuan suddenly felt that life was full of sunshine.

Wiping his hair, Qi Pingchuan picked up the wooden comb on the side, some couldn't start, it was so big, he hadn't combed a woman's hair and tied it in a bun, Xiao Lori turned around and took the comb, very cowardly, and the voice was very small, "I'll comb it myself." ”

It's already rude to let Childe wipe his hair.

Comb your hair again......

That's really a husband and wife thing.

Qi Pingchuan smiled and sat down on the side, but Xiao Lori got up and said Son, if you have nothing to do, you might as well practice swords, and after speaking, the tanuki ran back to the boudoir.

Yo, shy.

This ignorant first love style is really fascinating.

got up and shouted to the boudoir: "Yousu, I'm going to find Li Qingchen, and I won't come back to eat at noon." ”

In the boudoir, the little Lori who sat in front of the bronze mirror and combed her hair pouted.

Childe lied.

said that he was going to find Li Qingchen, and he must have gone to find that Pei Yu.

……

……

Qi Pingchuan came to the inn and walked into the courtyard where Zhao Chengzong lived before.

Li Qingchen, who was burly and full of half an inch with a long beard, sat in the courtyard basking in the sun, holding a book in his hand, a pot of wine on the table, and drinking without a sip.

Multiply the vicissitudes of loneliness.

Qi Pingchuan sat down on the side.

Li Qingchen glanced at him obliquely, "It is said that Qi Pingchuan, the county lieutenant of Shuangyang City, is a soft egg, insulting the name of Qi Hanqing, the first god of the Great Recruitment, last night and today, I don't know if the world is blind, or you are hiding too deeply." ”

How dare you come to see yourself alone.

Qi Pingchuan cracked his mouth and smiled, "Could it be that you really want to kill me." ”

Li Qingchen looked at the courtyard next door, "Your henchman who used the demon knife is not here, Pei Yu is injured, if I really make a move at this moment, I really can't think of why you can survive from my sword." ”

Qi Pingchuan smiled, "You can try." ”

Li Qingchen is really eager to try.

The book in his hand turned over without wind.

Qi Pingchuan was taken aback, "The death of the Great Shang is not the work of my grandfather alone, is it too much for your Longxi Li clan to plant this national feud on me?" ”

Li Qingchen sighed and put down the book, "Ancestral training." ”

"Zu Xun is a fart, it's only a matter of one or two generations, it's a fart group training, and now the Li family in Longxi is living alone, what Zu Xun is not up to you."

"There are gods in the head."

"There is a fart god, and there is only one dead otaku in the world."

Li Qingchen looked confused.

Qi Pingchuan knew that he was speechless, and his expression froze, "Let's get down to business, when you rest here for a while, then leave Shuangyang, lurk in the territory of King Xin, and wait for the opportunity, how about it?" ”

Li Qingchen was silent.