064 Zhao Ji misses Yizhangqing

Hu Sanniang came to the sister-in-law first, and saw that the sister-in-law was wearing the clothes rewarded by the emperor and wearing the bracelet of the emperor's clothes. Then I went to Sun Erniang's place to do the same, knocking on the side, secretly observing, the big thing of the reward was exactly the same, but the small elephant bone bookmark was missing, and I was very happy. Sure enough, the emperor's feelings for the three people are different. The emperor rewarded the two ugly girls by borrowing his own light. If you only reward yourself, you will be too open-minded, in the end, it is the emperor, not only generous, but also ice and snow smart.

After talking about Hu Sanniang's secret joy, let's talk about Zhao Ji's hard thoughts.

Zhao Ji is a romantic son, there are tens of thousands of women in the palace, and it is not enough, so he has a hot fight with Master Li. However, it is the first time I have seen a heroic woman like Hu Sanniang. It's not just a beautiful word, it's just a goddess. Zhao Ji actually caused unrequited love.

The emperor is the emperor, take action immediately. Ordered painters Zhang Zeduan and Li Tang to go to the temporary military camp in Song Jiang and paint portraits of 108 generals. Zhang Zeduan was in charge of sketching, and Li Tang was in charge of fine brushwork. The two of them know their names, and they focus on painting Hu Sanniang. Soon, the first batch of sketches and drawings were sent to the emperor's desk.

Zhao Ji didn't look at anything else, only looked at Hu Sanniang's sketches of ten sheets and one ** stroke. The sketch is expressive, and the demeanor is all right. There are those who ride horses, there are those who dance, there are those who run, and there are those who sit in meditation...... The ** strokes are better than the current photographic technology. Looking at it, every inch is alive.

Hu Sanniang's face was flushed, like a ripe red apple,—— at that time, the apple had not yet come, it should be like a blooming begonia flower. The eyes are smart and cute, like two black goldfish swimming in the clear water (black goldfish are especially precious). The exposed skin is snow-white, and the pale blue blood vessels are clearly visible, like a babbling brook in the snow in early spring......

If the wine is not drunk, everyone is drunk, and if the color is not charming, everyone is obsessed with themselves.

Zhao Ji couldn't help himself, and his heart was rising higher and higher. How can an elegant and beautiful woman like Hu Sanniang accompany an ugly man like Bantam Tiger Wang Ying? immediately ordered Wang Ying to divorce Hu Sanniang. No, the Son of Heaven and Zhao'an's general are fighting for their wives, and it's not good to spread it, so you have to think of a perfect strategy.

Zhao Ji lost weight day by day, and he didn't think about tea and dinner. Write when you have nothing to do, and only write a paragraph from the poem "Shuoren" in the "Book of Songs":

The hands are like soft wattles, the skin is like clotted fat, the collar is like a grub, the teeth are like a rhinoceros, the head of the mantis is like a moth eyebrows, the smile is clever, and the eyes are beautiful.

Zhao Ji kept chanting in his mouth: "Clever smile, beautiful eyes." The harem women are like the ocean, and none of them are like Sanniang......" He sat on the dragon chair and fell asleep after a while.

In the spring, Zhao Ji went to the mountains to play, and a group of concubines and samurai began to follow, and even a figure disappeared as he walked. The sound of the water is loud, the cool breeze is blowing, and the waterfall hangs high. Zhao Ji was overjoyed, ran to the waterfall, stripped naked and took a shower. Just as he was in a hurry, a colorful tiger pounced.

"Sanniang save me!" Zhao Ji shouted.

"Your Majesty, are you frightened!?" The eunuch Xiao Shunzi hurriedly ran over and asked.

"It's okay, it's just a dream!" Zhao Ji pretended to be calm, embarrassed to say the dream, "Come to Xuantong immediately." ”

Although Tong Guan is a eunuch, he has to be a high-ranking official, with a handsome horse and a group of wives. This person was deeply liked by Zhao Ji, and he was named the Duke of Chu (later the king), and the official was the privy history. He is simply a worm in the emperor's stomach, and he can feel the slightest change, and he has long seen that the emperor is interested in Hu Sanniang. When I came to the inner room, I saw the emperor looking at the portrait of Yizhangqing, and I understood everything.

"Tong Aiqing, is there a coincidence?" Zhao Ji asked straight to the point.

"It's like fighting a war, you can't attack, you can only outwit." Tong Guan said with a smile.

"How to outwit it? Sit down and speak slowly. ”

"Thank you, Holy Grace, to sit down." Tong Guan sat down and smiled again, "The first step is to let Hu Sanniang divorce Wang Ying and make her a 'single dog'." ”

"Single dog - that's a new word!"

"It will be popular in a thousand years! ——The second step is to recruit people with expertise such as the divine doctor An Daoquan, the purple-haired Bohuang Fuduan, the holy hand scholar Xiao Rang, and the iron call Zile to enter Genyue, and by the way, Hu Sanniang will also be called together. ”

"An Daoquan can treat people, Huangfu can treat livestock, Xiao Rang can accompany me to practice calligraphy, Lehe can accompany me to play the piano, you can't just say let Hu Sanniang sleep with me, right?"

"Of course, you can't say it directly. ——You can let Hu Sanniang enter Genyue as the head of the sect. ”

"To be the head of the 800,000 forbidden army?"

"No, no! Be the head of the female official in the palace. ”

"Yours is yours!"

"The third step is to see the Holy One exert his charm! Qin, chess, calligraphy and painting are so displayed, what kind of woman is not tempted? In a few days, the Holy One will be back with a beauty! Hu Sanniang's martial arts are first-class, maybe it's a beautiful woman holding the saint and walking! ”

The two laughed.

Zhao Ji walked around the ground twice, and suddenly said: "Not bad, not bad, these three moves are very high!" However, this first move is not easy! If you have a charming wife like Hu Sanniang, will you take the initiative to divorce? ”

Tong Guan clapped his hands and said: "As the saying goes: if you can't give up a child, you can't trap a wolf!" - The Holy One has to break the bank. ”

"What's the cost?"

"As far as I know, Wang Ying, a stinky boy, is just a big car driver, but he is greedy for money, lustful and loves to be an official. First, you give him a thousand taels of gold; second, give him four palace maids; Third, promote him to an official as big as Marquis Yu. I dare to say that he will happily give up Hu Sanniang to the saint. ”

"Okay, just follow Aiqing's words and do it quickly! - Wait a minute, you can't come hard anyway. The heroes of Liangshan have just been recruited, don't poke out Lou Zi! ”

"Holy Lord, I will do something, you can rest assured! I will definitely let Song Jiang wait for Ai En Dade. ”

"What does this have to do with Song Jiang?"

"Song Jiang is Hu Sanniang's brother-in-law, and he was the one who fulfilled them back then. Otherwise, with Hu Sanniang's beauty, how can he fall in love with Wang Ying's little man? - The bell must be tied to the bell. ”

"Tong Aiqing, it's really you! Everything is clear! ”

After Tong Guan left, Zhao Ji was both a Yangge and a play, and he was so beautiful. Hu Sanniang is a martial artist, and she has to practice well, during this time she is busy with desk work, either writing or painting, and her body is a little soft. In the future, I will fight hand-to-hand with Hu Sanniang, and I can't do it without a good body. It's been a long time since I've played "football", I went out to practice my feet and sweated.

"Xuan Gaoyu went to the palace to juju." At the sound of an order, Gao Yu came running upside down.

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Gao Yu was one step ahead of the emperor and came to Keju Field, where he wore a jersey to show off his skills. I saw that the "qi yu" flew up and down beside Gao Yu, and the tricks came out one after another. Peeking at the emperor, a flying foot kicked the qi out several feet away. In this regard, Zhao Ji is not a dry meal, a "mandarin duck crutch" followed, and another "thousands of miles alone" kicked back. Gao Yu took the ball with a "reverse kick purple crown". The two monarchs and ministers, you come and go, kicking happily, just like two dragons playing with pearls.

Back then, the Great Song Kingdom Juju team led by Gao Yu was really invincible all over the world. What Western Xia, Dali, Khitan, Gaochang and Jurchen countries, can only look at the "ball" and sigh, the champion has never been left behind. It's not like today's Chinese football team, which has to work so hard to break out of Asia and enter the World Cup.

Please take a look at the next time - 065 Tong Guan sent a beautiful palace maid