Chapter 47: Female Durban
Zhuge Jin saw that Zhao Hao was disdainful of him, and began to peddle what to convince people with virtue and govern the country with courtesy.
After a while, a sentence "Those who rule by doing nothing, their Shun is also with?" What is a husband? Gong Ji is just to the south. After a while, he said, "Those who have a country and a family do not suffer from poverty but suffer from inequality, and do not suffer from widowhood but suffer from anxiety." There is no poverty, no widowhood, and no inclination. ”
Of course, Zhuge Jin is a flattering eye thrown to the blind,
He was bent on using the sage's teachings to persuade Zhao Hao to quit the army, but only Ma Jun was still slightly interested, Zhao Hao, Pang De and Ding Feng, who rushed to greet him, began to doze off after listening to it for a while, and almost fell off the horse.
Zhuge Jin didn't recognize Ding Feng as the general he had reprimanded, listening to his slang of Wudi, he also had the intention of letting Ding Feng get lost and save him, and Ding Feng almost foamed at the mouth, and hurriedly said goodbye to Zhao Hao, and ordered all the people to go to Echeng to be a demon.
"Okay, General Ziyu, I beg you, I'm still polite to you, are you going to launch a magic sound to pierce your brain against me?"
"What magic sound pierces the brain? These are the words of a saint.
Zixuan, you are still young, and you have never met a famous teacher to teach the way of a saint before, so you actually do this kind of thing of stealing chickens and touching dogs, what do you do...... I'm not done yet! ”
Sun Tzu said: Soldiers, the major affairs of the country, the place of life and death, and the way of survival, must not be ignored.
You attacked our Jiangling, if we hadn't received information in advance and arranged it, wouldn't you have been blocked in Jingzhou by now?
You betrayed the alliance first, and now you still have the face to tell us what kind of benevolence, righteousness and morality, I said General Ziyu, you are a little thick-skinned. ”
Seeing that Zhuge Jin's face was flushed and he was about to fight for another three hundred rounds, Zhao Hao hurriedly waved his hand and said:
"Don't refute, isn't your lord claiming to be the descendant of his grandson? If you dare to refute it, you are disrespecting your lord's ancestors, you can do it. ”
Zhuge Jin was smoked by Zhao Hao's anger, although he was knowledgeable, he rarely fought this kind of lawsuit with others, he suddenly began to miss Brother Yu Yu, with this Dongwu No. 1 spray, he must not let Zhao Hao, an ignorant, shameless, immoral and incompetent rat, have the upper hand.
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Seeing that Zhuge Jin had been arrested, the Beiwei army was in high spirits, and they all asked to hurry up and fight to annihilate the Wu army on the Yangtze River.
But Zhao Hao still maintained a minimum of calm, after all, Zhuge Jin would not lead the troops, but Zhang Ba under him was really a fierce general, and he was really forced to be anxious, and relying on the navy army might not be able to beat him.
Therefore, Zhao Hao put on a very Buddhist appearance, and said compassionately:
"Our Sun and Liu families were originally allies, supporting the Han Dynasty and fooling around... Protecting Li Min, it was only when Wu Hou was deceived by Lu Meng'er that he did this kind of thing that his relatives hurt his enemies.
We went on this trip with the Wei army, just to make Wu Hou repent, how can we make more killings, this is not good. ”
Pang De was disgusted and almost died suddenly, but the soldiers and people around him listened to the tears, a few of them who had been ambushed in the people shouted General Zhao Rende, and a few people who were not afraid of big things also shouted General Zhao Gonghou Wandai, which made Zhao Hao very proud.
"Look at it, this is the power of benevolence." Zhao Hao brazenly said to Zhuge Jin.
In the backyard, Lu Yusheng was teaching Sun Luban to learn from female red, Sun Luban had been clumsily learning for a long time, although his attitude was very upright, but the needle seemed to be an eighty-pound Qinglong Yanyue knife in her hand, and she couldn't dance a flower.
"If you don't learn, you don't learn. Mom, why is it so difficult, if you want me to learn this, you might as well let me die. ”
"Sister, don't be anxious. It was the same when I first started learning. ”
Lu Yusheng smiled like a pure little flower, although it was not very popular and purple, it was fresh and refreshing.
She grew up in Jiaozhou, which is no better than Wu County, and the young Lu Yusheng has helped her mother take care of housework since she can remember.
Although she is imprisoned by Zhao Hao now, she can suddenly have fish and shrimp, and she doesn't need extra hard work, her malnourished little face is much rounder, and when she saw Zhao Hao coming, she got up and saluted with a red face, and gave up her position to ask Zhao Hao to sit down.
Zhao Hao is still not used to kneeling in this era, he sat cross-legged in front of Sun Luban, saw that her embroidery was mottled with blood, and grabbed her cold little hand and wrapped it in linen.
"Hey, when are you going to let us go?"
The hand was grabbed by Zhao Hao, Sun Luban struggled a few times like a frightened bird, but Zhao Hao was very serious, and a red cloud slowly rose on her face, at the mercy of Zhao Hao.
"Come on. It depends on when Ling Zun returns Jiangling to us. ”
Sun Luban glanced at him, grabbed the embroidery piece on the ground again, and lamented: "I don't think I will learn to be a female celebrity in my life." Or Yu Sheng's sister is smart..."
She touched Lu Yusheng's little head and held her in her arms:
"It's not good to blame me, I have to let you accompany me in Xiakou, otherwise you will already be in Wu County."
"What are you talking about like squatting in a scum hole, brother, I don't seem to bully you much, right?
Now that the war is so urgent, it's not time to take time out of your busy schedule to bragging with you. He grabbed the embroidery piece and wanted to find an angle to praise Sun Luban, but it was really hard to say a word about the embroidery, so he had to frown and say:
"Actually, women don't necessarily have to learn this thing, you are all high-ranking families, do you still lack subordinates to do this?"
"What you said, if you don't learn from female red, what else can a woman learn?"
Sun Luban was about to shut himself up, "I still read the "Female Commandment" of Cao everyone's {pronunciation gu}, we women are born weak, and we always have to marry, if we can't learn the craft of this husband and children, even if we are born nobles, we will be disliked by our husbands..."
"In this way, Guan Yinping, the commander of our back army, is a female general, and he doesn't go into battle to kill the enemy and deter all directions? If you listen to Aunt Cao's nonsense, our boss is still learning embroidery at home. ”
Lu Yusheng is obviously a fan of Cao's brains, she pursed her lips and said dissatisfiedly:
"Cao Dajia and his father Ban Biao and eldest brother Ban Gu are called the third class.
She is talented, respectful of the four virtues, never married, and a model for the world.
After her death, the queen mother was dressed in mourning and was admired by the world, which was a model for women. ”
Zhao Hao petrified for about ten seconds, and suddenly began to laugh, and his stomach hurt from laughing.
I especially thought who Aunt Cao was, it turned out to be the patriarch of the female virtue faction, Ban Zhao, who was really laughing, had a crooked mouth.
When Zhao Hao first started to learn deception, he once worshipped a female virtue Da Shi as a teacher.
The female virtue Da Shi and the famous feminist teaser Mi Lao Shi are sisters, one of them holds high the banner of traditional culture, the other holds high the banner of modernization, and the style and style are blooming, and a group of ignorant girls and middle-aged aunts are stunned for a while, and they will carry forward in a few years, and they will make a lot of money.
The spiritual idol of female Durban is Ban Zhao, Zhao Hao recites her deeds every day, and the essence of the female commandment is also familiar with her chest.
If he were a woman, he should also have a female Durban fool, which is much safer than engaging in pyramid schemes, and those disciples are all screaming one by one, which sounds extremely comfortable.
Whether it is female virtue or women's rights, you must first erect an idol and tell about the glorious achievements she has obtained after living according to a certain pattern of life.
Holding high the banner of feminism, Mi Lao Shi has many examples of portable friends to mention, and the female Durban desperately picks up a lot of stories about the archway of chastity from history.
Lu Yusheng is known for his martyrdom in history, and Ban Zhao, who has a transcendent status and a masterpiece, is regarded as a god by the female Durban, and when she talks about her deeds, she gushes excitedly, and she can't stop without eating two catties of dog meat-
Sometimes he kept talking about it in order to eat dog meat, which made Zhao Hao's envious saliva flow.
The eyes of the two little girls were no different from the fans of Kunkun in the later generations, Zhao Hao knew it in his heart, and he suddenly had a bad pus thought.
To transform the world, it is better to start by transforming the people around me.
Master Zu's good daughter must be God's will in my hands, and since this is the case, I can't let her become what she is in history.
As for Sun Luban... Although Zhao Hao didn't know what she looked like in history, he felt that God had ulterior motives in packing her and sending her here, since this is the case...
He smiled and showed a mouthful of neat white teeth, and the young and handsome face stunned the two girls at the same time.
"Girls, the world does not run according to one person's mind, most people do, but there are always some people who are not bound by the world."
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