Chastity is to me. But what I haven't done must not be slandered at will.

I slapped the table and put my feet on the stone bench, "Do you want to try it yourself to see if the old lady is a yellow flower girl?"

"Don't. Rong Ji replied coldly, and Meiyu couldn't see the emotion indifferently.

"Alas, I have a toothache, you two have a good chat, I'm going back to the house to rest!" Yue Lao covered half of his face and walked away quickly.

I sat down across from Rong Ji and said, "Give me a fill." ”

Rong Ji changed his usual indifference, and poured me a drink very cooperatively, "For some reason, I always feel like I've seen you." ”

I raised my glass and drank it down, "Do you say that when you see a beautiful girl?"

"Never. Rong Ji's eyes gradually blurred, it seemed that he was indeed not strong enough to drink, and he was a little drunk after only two glasses of wine.

I snatched the glass from his hand, and I took advantage of the wine. Yang Tian poured all the wine in the wine glass into his mouth, "Do you know? Sometimes I think you are very hypocritical to be immortals! Take you as an example, fighting everywhere, fighting for the harmony of the Six Realms, but in fact, it is just to satisfy your own selfish desire to dominate the Six Realms!"

Rong Ji's face turned red, and he grabbed my arm with both hands and grabbed the flask in my hand.

I slapped his annoying hand away with one hand and continued, "And I, though I am an evil spirit, have never harmed anyone with good intentions. The souls of his subordinates are either bandits and robbers, or unkind and unrighteous womanizers. Don't you think I'm upholding justice, eliminating evil and promoting good?"

He shook his head earnestly and looked at me steadily, but did not speak. His eyes are rare and clear, and his lips are also rare and slightly pursed, looking at it, a little cute.

I waited a moment, thinking that he was about to speak, but he just hiccuped, closed his eyes, and lunged straight at me.

"Stinky rascal, take advantage of me as soon as you have the opportunity!"

Rong Ji just buried his head in my shoulder and neck, and his lips just hit the corners of my lips, and I was in pain.

He muttered in a low voice, "I just hate you, cheating on your feelings." ”

I slapped his head on the side with one hand, "I hate you too, you always look like no one is there." But don't you know, among all living beings, how can there be a distinction between high and low?"

He was slapped to the ground by my palm, still asleep. I'm not much better than him, although my consciousness is still awake, my steps are already vain, and whether I can get out of the Yuelao Pavilion is a question.

"Little lady, where are you, I can already smell your seductive body fragrance!"

Not far away, the majestic voice of the Demon King came.

I was so scared that he was too arrogant. The fairy world is not his territory, and he dares to shout in a grand manner.

"Little lady, it's all two pillars of incense! Come out quickly, I'll admit defeat!"

The Demon King's voice was getting closer and closer, and I was so anxious that I was at a loss. Let that guy find me, and I can't be dragged back by him, and be that unlucky lady of the village!

By the way, hiding in the water, the demon king will not be able to find me by taste! I had a flash of inspiration, and hurriedly ran to the edge of the melon field to the water tank.

Rong Ji rolled over, put his hand on my lap, and muttered, "This hall is not drunk with a thousand cups!"

I tried several times, but I couldn't get rid of him, and the voice of the demon king was getting closer and closer, so I had no choice but to drag Rong Ji and hide in the water tank.

I thought the tank was filled with water, but I never thought it was full of spirits!

"Little lady, come and play with my big baby!" shouted the Demon King, not in the slightest shyness.

Rong Ji suddenly opened his eyes, his eyes straight. I don't know if I woke up or what. I was afraid that he would make a noise and attract the demon king, so I quickly covered his mouth with my hand and signaled him not to speak.

But what made me collapse was that he not only spoke, but also suddenly stood up, shook his soaked head, and asked the demon king coldly, "How to play?"

I was so frightened by Rong Ji that I almost fainted. If he calls the Demon King to play in the wine vat together, won't I be finished?

Fortunately, the Demon King was not interested in Rong Ji, he glanced at Rong Ji with disdain, "How can anyone play Lao Tzu's bird?"

"I don't know who is so favored by the Demon King?" Rong Ji began to shake a little, presumably even more drunk, I was afraid that he would suddenly fall. He could only kneel on the ground and hold his legs with all his might.

Well, unfortunately, I was a little awkward in the position where my face was facing each other. It seems that it is even more powerful than the big baby of the demon king......

"The one who can win Lao Tzu's favor is naturally Lao Tzu's wife of the village!"

"I seem..."

I saw that Rong Ji was about to open his mouth again, afraid that he would confess me, so I bit him hard in a hurry.

"What do you seem?" the Demon King stepped forward, in an eager mood.

"I seem to be drunk. ”

Rong Ji was bitten by me like this, his legs were weak, he could no longer support them, and he lay limply on the edge of the wine vat.

The Demon King was splashed with wine by Rong Ji, and left with disgust, "The amount of wine is so bad, far worse than Lao Tzu!"

When the Demon King faded away, I emerged from the bottom of the vat and gasped for air. I think I'm also a terrifying ghost, and I'm so down, it's really annoying!

Rong Ji tilted his head and leaned on the edge of the wine vat with a stupid smile, "The Demon King asked you to play with his big baby, but you bit my big baby, do you like me more?"

Alas, the old face can't be hung up! In order to save my life, I actually did such a shameful thing!

Covering my red face, I crawled out of the vat and staggered away.

After taking a few steps, the wine got into his brain and he slammed to the ground with a clatter.

soaked in the thousand-year-old wine, even if the flower face is drunk, it must be drunk and unconscious.

I don't know how long I fell asleep until I was woken up by a basin of cold water.

It hurts, and there is a dull pain all over the body. Especially the corners of his mouth, the skin had just been broken by him, and he was poured by the cold water, and there was a tingling pain.

I looked at Ling Hu Rongji, who was sitting with a solemn face, and scolded in my heart, I usually look at him very serious, how can he completely change his face when he is drunk!

"Loosen my bonds!"

My hands were dangling from the beams, and my whole body was dangling, rocking back and forth. It seems that I have been hanging for a long time before my whole body is sore and my hands are numb.

"I don't!" Rong Ji raised his chin, showing a hint of smugness.

Obviously, he was still drunk.

"Well, let me down, I'll give you candy to eat. I tried to suppress my anger and coaxed the child in a coaxing tone.

"I don't!" Rong Ji stood up, playing with the nine-section whip in his hand, looking very focused.

"So what the hell are you going to do!" I yelled at him.

He raised the whip in his hand and said with a smile, "I might as well tell you a secret." It's not that this hall doesn't understand people, and this hall is very understanding of people's clothes, but those vulgar fans can't get into the eyes of this hall!"

Empathetic?

He was really the same when he was drunk as he was when he was sober. Although he tilted his head with a simple and innocent expression, he was inexplicably a little cute, but I, who had been hanging for a long time, just wanted to kick his head away at the moment.

Before I could kick his head away, his nine-section whip was already being thrown towards my chest......

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It's also my first time trying first-person writing, and I've encountered a lot of trouble in the middle, but my cousin will try her best to overcome the difficulties and desperately code the words!