55. Back from the dead
He said this in his mouth, but he thought in his heart: Yadi, Luo Weixin is too insidious, Lao Tzu is not his opponent, and he can't rob him of merit.
Now, Lao Tzu has no choice but to open up another stream path and make new contributions.
Luo Weixin erected a wooden monument, and then he also persuaded Ji Xiaolan: "Master, go back to the city." Later, the gates will be closed. ”
"Hmm!" Ji Xiaolan burst out of the curtain with tears.
She nodded, then jumped up on her feet, landed on the BMW, and patted the horse on the neck.
"Hoarse ......"
The sweaty BMW humped her, hissed, raised and trampled the front hooves, and then raised the hooves and galloped down the mountain.
It followed the sheep intestine trail and camelped Ji Xiaolan back to the middle capital.
Zhu Jianqiang seemed to be a little unwilling, and when Ji Xiaolan rode away, he asked Luo Weixin: "Brother Luo, just let Fang Xu's body go?" ”
Luo Weixin sneered a few times, pointed sideways at his "masterpiece", and said his intentions: "Hehe, Brother Zhu should have seen that wooden tablet, right?" Let the Jinyi Guards of the Imperial Court duel with the Blue Dragon Gang. Damn, the Qinglong Gang has not listened to the call so far, and has not yet attacked, and if we don't take the Ji Gang Leader in our eyes, we will die Tu Yongyun. ”
Only then did Zhu Jianqiang suddenly realize and said, "Brother is smart! Walk! went north to chase Li Bu and Liu Lebao. ”
He praised Luo Weixin with his finger, and then pulled Luo Weixin down the mountain.
The two of them led a group of men in black and then headed north.
The night wind hunts, and the firelight swayes.
Under the big tree behind the stone tomb, several poisonous snakes swished along the cracks in the stone barrier, jumping into the stone tomb, and the snake body coiled outside the stone tomb, gnawing at Fang Xu's body.
But in an instant, several poisonous snakes stained with blood came out of the stone barrier, rolled around outside the stone tomb, trembled a few times, and then did not move.
Gradually, the snake's body shrunk and condensed into ice.
After a while, the pile of stones moved a few times.
Then, with a bang, the pile collapsed.
Fang Xu sat up with difficulty.
He gasped for a moment, felt chills all over his body, and hurried to gather firewood to make a fire.
Fang Xu added firewood to the fire again, and the fire burned.
However, there was a noise in his stomach.
He clutched his belly, wondering where to get something to eat.
He said in his heart: Yadi, chase calm?
Hell!
Lao Tzu's stomach growled with hunger again.
It seems that he got to the temple on the hill to beg for food.
……
When Fang Xudong looked around, he found a wooden tablet.
He was surprised: "Huh? Wooden monuments? Jinyi Wei master Fang Xu eternal! Qinglong Gang Tu Yongyunli! ”
He bent over and picked it up to see that it was the wooden tablet erected by Luo Weixin.
Fang Xu picked up the wooden tablet, looked at it next to the fire, and was so angry that there was smoke in the seven holes, and laughed angrily, muttered to himself, and swore a ruthless oath: Hahahaha......
Good! Ji Xiaolan, you pig's feet are really yin!
I can't imagine that your big mountain is so lovely, but your soul is so ugly!
Not only will you put me to death, but you will also blame others.
As the saying goes, if the water is clear, there are no fish, and if people are cheap, they are invincible.
For a long time, I thought that Lao Tzu was the cheapest, but I didn't expect that you were even cheaper than me.
Okay, I'll play with you.
Look at the end of the day, who is the big winner?
……
Only then did Fang Xu remember that the stones that had been placed on his body turned out to be a stone tomb.
So he laid down the wooden tablet, gathered up the stones, and built a new empty stone tomb, and erected the wooden tablet in front of the stone tomb.
He thought to himself: Since the members of the Eagle Gathering Gang think that I am dead.
Then, Lao Tzu might as well fake his death once and make a sensation in the world.
Then, I secretly went to Peking in disguise to protect Liu Lebao.
Alas, I don't know where the brother-in-law is now?
He's around me, which annoys me.
However, he is far away, and I will miss him too.
In this old society, he was my closest person.
And he threw away his treasures, so that men did not look like men, and women were not women.
It's miserable.
Hey? Frozen dead snakes?
Oh no!
Oh, it turns out that it was these poisonous snakes that bit Lao Tzu in the stone tomb just now?
Did they save me?
This is fighting poison with poison, right?
Just now, Lao Tzu was injured by the Cold Moon Treasure Knife and was poisoned by the Yin to the Cold.
Because the snake has bitten me, the snake fluid has invaded my body.
Therefore, it has played the role of fighting poison with poison.
Yadi, Ji Xiaolan, this dinosaur is not as kind as these poisonous snakes.
Cut, I can't doubt and scold Ji Xiaolan like this.
Although, she hates Lao Tzu and plots against Lao Tzu.
But, pick up a girl, you have to be patient, who makes Lao Tzu like her?
Uh, no!
I want to be a wolf, although I love beautiful women, but don't fight hard.
Otherwise, I would really be killed by Ji Xiaolan.
……
Fang Xu set up a stone tomb, but inadvertently found a few poisonous snakes that condensed into frost beside him, so he came out with a few branches, teased a few poisonous snakes to take a look, talked to himself, and understood some things.
Then he thought to himself: Well, I have to bury these poisonous snakes.
No one can tell that the stone tomb is empty, and it is not possible to tell that these poisonous snakes saved the couple.
From today on, Lao Tzu will no longer soak Ji Xiaolan, unless she soaks Lao Tzu.
You can't hang yourself from a tree, you have to hang yourself from a nearby tree a few more times.
Well, that's it.
……
Fang Xu pondered for a while, and then dug a small pit with the tip of the stone in the distance of Zhang Yu. Then he picked up the poisonous snakes with the tip of the stone, threw them in the pit, kicked the earth and buried them.
When he had done all this, he covered his belly and looked for something to eat.
So, he sighed to himself again, and said in his heart:
Looks like I'll have to go up the mountain to find something to eat.
Yadi, if you can get through your mobile phone, it would be great!
Lao Tzu can ask where Liu Lebao and Li Bu have arrived?
Has the decree been lost?
In this dead ghost society, it's not convenient to find anyone, everything depends on manual work, relying on foot strength, it's really his grandma's rotten.
Well, since I have come to the old society, I have to transform this old society and make this old society a new China.
Otherwise, when Lao Tzu came to this old society, he didn't build any merits, and he will return to the modern society in the future, wouldn't it be a joke?
Yes, that's it.
……
So he put his knife in his sheath, took a few of the dry wood, lit one of them, and stoned the fire.
Then he took the burning stick and walked up the hill.
Deep ditch canyons, weeping streams, flowing springs and waterfalls.
The scenery of Lingyang Mountain is very beautiful, and the night is even quieter.
Fang Xu thought as he walked: If Lao Tzu is rich, he will build a villa here and raise a few beauties, wouldn't he be happy to die?
Ha ha!
Oops, it's not good, you can't think crookedly, you think too much, and your body is uncomfortable.
……
Fang Xu thought about this, and suddenly felt that his treasure had some abnormal behavior, so he quickly shifted his thoughts.
It was not easy for him to walk up the mountain.
As a modern teenager, Fang Xu came to such an old society, a fledgling, and a new foray into the rivers and lakes, which was really hard and abnormal.
He walked halfway up the mountain, one foot deeper, one shallow, and sweated profusely.