Chapter 70 "On the Night of Collapse"
Su Wu didn't expect his son-in-law to be so poor, and he raised his breath while running: "Aixian, persevere." ”
Hu Che'er in front of the leader was very puzzled, and turned his head incomprehensibly and asked: "Brother Zhen, we have also run hundreds of miles before, and today it is less than forty miles, why are you so breathing?" ”
"Damn Hucheer." The hot and cold sweat on his forehead was dripping, his arms were running with Su Dasu's hands on his hands, and Ah Zhen bit and cursed: "Fuck, wearing weight-bearing armor." And in order to save the lives of you damn guys, Lao Tzu knew that there were laxatives in the food, but he opened his eyes and swallowed it, you bastards, you bastards, you still dare to say cool things. ”
"Huh?" Suddenly, seeing his uncle scolding, more than 10,000 people were sweating profusely, and they didn't understand what kind of hookup he had between taking laxatives and saving their lives.
"Really...... Brother Zhen, you ...... Did you take a laxative for the pups? "Su Da is speechless, this master is too willing to be a human being.
"That's right." The sweat on his forehead was dripping, and Ah Zhen felt that his stomach began to make a fuss, and his whole black face turned white with a brush. "Stop, stop...... Stop ......"
"Huh?" More than 10,000 people didn't know what he was anxious about, so they stopped their steps urgently and stared at him blankly.
"Take off ...... Take off the ......" feeling the desire to wander around the anal opening, Ah Zhenjun's face is half black and half white, and he pulls the armor on his body violently.
Su Da Su Xiao knew the power of animal husbandry laxatives, and he hurriedly took off his armor and clothes, only taking off his pants and only a pair of pants, only to see him pull his pants and squat on the spot, and then split the bar so uncomfortable.
Surprise!
Surprised to see that the uncle took off his pants and squatted on the spot, more than 10,000 people took a big step back, like looking at the monster-like cow eyes, trying to compete with the cow, and they couldn't believe it, and they all shot at his uncle's exposed little twitter.
"Love...... Beloved son-in-law, you ...... What are you? Su Wu clenched his nose dumbfounded, and stared at the stranger in front of him.
"Don't ...... Stop... Speak... Hmm...... "gritted his teeth and squeezed hard, Ah Zhen even used the strength to breastfeed."
Surprised to see that the monster was so difficult, the group of people looked at it blankly, and finally stopped their eyes on Su Xiao's face, which had been following the monster.
"What's going on?" Qiying is very puzzled, you don't have to be in such a hurry to pull, right? There must be something wrong with pulling so badly.
"Hey......" Su Da saw that Brother Zhen was so self-sacrificing, with tears of great emotion, and the tail told the cause and the future in public.
"Brother Zhen......"
"Son-in-law ......"
"Brother Zhen......"
"Woo......"
Touched, so touched.
When Su Da's words landed, more than 10,000 people opened their eyes and looked neatly at the cow who sacrificed himself for the male. In the past, the Buddha cut meat to feed the eagle and devoted himself to feeding the tiger. I didn't expect Brother Zhen to swallow a huge laxative for the sake of all living beings, great! It's as great as the Buddha.
"Hmm......" After the last wave of impact, Ah Zhen's old face was as white as a corpse, sweat stains, and he stretched out his hand and trembled: "Paper ......"
"Nope." Everyone shook their heads in unison, and when they marched and fought, they cared about those things, picked up stones on the ground, or grabbed weeds and grinded them.
"No?" Hearing this, Ah Zhen's white corpse's face turned blue with a brush, and he roared incredibly: "How can you wipe your ass without you?" ”
Everyone's hearts trembled at the roar, and Qi Ying bent down and grabbed a handful of raw grass and passed it forward weakly. "Brother Zhen, it's not ...... to march and fight. Informal, will ...... will be ......"
……
The wind is cool, exposing the white fat butt outside, and the wind is even cooler.
"I'll go." Ah Zhen, whose mind was blank, glared at the handful of weeds on the old hand in front of him, and roared wildly: "Search for me, Lao Tzu doesn't believe that there is no half paper on Wanlai people." ”
"Yes......"
"No...... No. As soon as everyone responded, Hu Che'er had tears in his eyes, and reluctantly took out a book from his arms, choked and handed it forward. True...... Brother Zhen. ”
When the generals saw that there was paper, their hearts were happy. Su Wumeng snatched the book in Hu Che'er's hand and said happily: "Son-in-law, wipe it quickly." ”
Ah Zhen squatted on the ground with his legs crossed, his eyes moved up suspiciously, and he frowned and looked at Hu Che'er, whose facial features were twisted together, and looked at him a few times before he took the book in his father's hand. What kind of book is it? This Hu Che'er actually looks like he has been forcibly cut?
"Wow......"
"Wow......"
Curiously opened the home page and saw this illustrated version of the Spring Palace Collection, Ah Zhen suddenly screamed excitedly. The bull's nose exhaled vigorously, his eyes rested on the faceless men and women who were stacked together, and the weak sticks that were originally exposed were like magic wands, not clinging, not clinging, not clinging.
"Dare Hu Che and dare to hide it privately." The wolf didn't look at the words, only looked at the picture, and Ah Zhen was pleasantly surprised.
Dying in tears, Hu Che'er mourned: "Brother Zhen, this ...... It's private...... Personal things are not confiscated things. ”
"Don't you know that good things have to be given to the chief?" With a loud bang, the big palm did not hesitate, and tore off the page of the shameless Arhat stack, stuffed it into the anus very coolly, and then threw it on the pile of shit.
"Woo......" Hu Che'er saw that his uncle's other pictures were not torn, but tore his favorite Arhat style, two green tears suddenly slipped from his mournful eyes, and his painful heart was broken into pieces.
"Brother Zhen." Qi Ying was embarrassed, and handed his king helmet in front of him: "Put it on." ”
"What to wear." After tying the belt of his trousers, Ah Zhen blocked it with his big hand: "If you wear it, you still have to take it off later, it's troublesome." ”
"That's right." The generals holding his different armor withdrew what they had in their hands.
Taking the Spring Palace Collection as his own, Ah Zhen stroked his chin and said: "It's not a way to go on like this, don't talk about it, I'm so uncomfortable that I want to die." ”
Seeing that he was so righteous, the people who were greatly moved shouted in unison: "Brother Zhen, we will never leave you." "Nonsense, no one can let this uncle out of the team, without him, his life is definitely over.
Rolling his eyes, Ah Zhen was speechless at this group of wooden heads. "Make a plank to lift me."
So that's the case, and everyone suddenly realized that his uncle was originally going to be Heng Shou.
After thinking about it, everyone was stumped again. "Brother Zhen, as far as the eye can see, there are no trees and no forests, how to make a wound board?"
"Stupid." Ah Zhen scolded, pointed to the soldiers and said: "There is nothing else, but there are more than 10,000 cherry guns, pick out the head of the spear, and tie dozens of them to make a complete lifting board, which also needs me to teach." ”
"Right...... to thick. Everyone covered it up and became a Buddha on the spot and ascended to heaven.
"Grass ......" just finished scolding everyone, and suddenly there was another surge in his stomach, feeling that Yoneda seemed to be squeezing out a little bit, and as soon as the curse was finished, the tied pants were neatly pulled, and the feces were sprayed directly for 3,000 feet on the spot.
Surprised to see that his uncle had exposed Xiao Ji on the spot again, the generals pinched their noses tightly, and stayed away from this monster in disgust, waving their hands to let the soldiers quickly make a lifting board.
"Well......" forced out the fart feces, Ah Zhenxiao was leisurely, squatting across his legs and looking at the spring palace map, without taking a small look at the stick that did not follow, and he was refreshed on the spot.
The sky in the dark night is dazzling, and under the bright moon, the endless black waves chase and swagger with the wind. In the open field was an eerie canvas tent, which made a clattering sound in the wind. Fifty thousand soldiers in black armor, armed with spears and spears, were a hundred paces away from the tent, which was swaying in the wind, and everyone did not dare to turn their backs and cast a glance at the tent a hundred paces away.
Under the faint moonlight, Lan Ni'er's beautiful face was pale, her white forehead was overflowing with layers of hot sweat, and after tying the knots of her delicate trousers, she put down the county lord Fengxiangcai skirt.
What the hell is going on? Waving the curtain and walking out of the ugly tent, the pale beautiful face was full of doubts, and in the chaotic breathing, the smart little head turned rapidly. It can't be a bad stomach, because eating a bad stomach won't be so unbearable, when she hasn't eaten a bad stomach. Damn it! Drugged.
"All turn around." Xu walked back to the soldiers with their backs to her, and Lan Ni'er lifted the ban.
The ban was lifted, and the scouts who came forward to investigate hurriedly knelt down and reported: "Your Highness Qiqi, a large number of horse corpses have been found thirty miles ahead. ”
"Horse corpses?" Hearing this, a flash of light flashed through Lan Ni'er's brain, and her spiritual eyes looked left and right, ** asked: "Where is the general of Taichicha?" ”
"Big ...... The Grand Lord. "More than two dozen high-ranking generals followed Khornu, their black faces glowing with iron, and they rushed towards the army from the depths of darkness with great difficulty.
"You ......" Seeing that the helmets of this group of people were crooked and their clothes were messy, Lan Ni'er didn't need to ask, her teeth cracked and she snapped, and the cold air permeated and turned over on her horse. Return to Muzhai ......"
"Huh?" As soon as the words landed, the beautiful white face suddenly turned green, and she collapsed and gritted her teeth and turned over the horses and roared: "Turn around, disobey ...... Violators...... Before the word fell, a pair of calves had already run towards the ugly tent that was about to collapse.
I can't care about whether this ugly tent will collapse anymore, Lan Ni'er's weak little hand hurriedly lifted the colorful pleated skirt, trembled and pulled open the small obscene trouser belt that had just been tied, and the beautiful face was covered with cold and hot sweat, and the corpse was white with buds green, and her eyes were wet with tears, and she roared loudly in extreme madness: "Cheng... Lucky... Think... Khan, I, Temulan Ni'er, will never spare you......"